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SocksBRONZE Member
Arf! Can I have a biscut?
288 posts
Location: North America, Mid West, USA


Posted:
A quick search turned up nothing...



at 8 AM some offshore telemarketer called me, waking me up begging for money. It's now 9:47. And I haven't slept more than 45 minutes at a stretch since Sunday.



So, umm, anyone got a good cure for insomnia that doesn't involve booze, drugs, or puns on ones "dogs" being tired?



Socks



Edit add : 9:53 AM, and ANOTHER telemarketer called. Answered the phone "You have 20 seconds to improve my mood." They didn't even talk to me, they hung up. Cranky puppies have no humor on the phone....

EDITED_BY: Socks (1110902409)

I'm weird. Just work through that and we'll all be fine.

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hefalumpnewbie
9 posts

Posted:
White noise.

MikeGinnyGOLD Member
HOP Mad Doctor
13,923 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA


Posted:
Make some herbal tea and throw in some milk.

And sometimes I...never mind. wink

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Xtremely Flameablemember
95 posts
Location: Cairns, Queensland


Posted:
When one comes around tell me cool
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onewheeldaveGOLD Member
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3,252 posts
Location: sheffield, United Kingdom


Posted:
Just lay in bed and reflect on the fact that doing so is almost as restful as actually being asleep. Don't get frustrated by being unable to nod off.

For actually getting to sleep, it can be useful to encourage any mental processes that are dream-like i.e. follow any wierd little fantasy things that pop into your head with the bit of your mind that fits with them, whilst leaving the intellectual bits of the mind behind.

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UCOFSILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
15,414 posts
Location: United Kingdom


Posted:
" Don't get frustrated by being unable to nod off."

ditto

Vicious circles spring to mind.
not in the spinning beaming poi blindfolded sence either.

I have experience in this subject: I watched a program on it once.

BirgitBRONZE Member
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4,145 posts
Location: Edinburgh, Scotland (UK)


Posted:
a very hot bath with candles and nice scents, then almost straight to bed (also referred to as "Birgit's induced-collapse-method"). But before going to bed, unplug the phone, unless you expect a pregnant girlfriend or something comparatively important to call wink Definitely fresh air in the bedroom, too... heatings make me wake up.

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Dressed in BlackBRONZE Member
A Fire Inside
191 posts
Location: portsmouth and sometimes oxford, United Kingdom


Posted:
SOCKS- about the telesales thing, sadly i have the misfortune to work in telesales part time due to being a poor student! i know it really annoys ppl, in fact it really annoyed me until i was the one calling!! but now i cant help but think about the poor soul on the end of the phone who gets abused daily cos theyre tryin to earn some wonga!! was gonna suggest a reefa for curing your insomnia smile

::: I LiKe pLeAsUrE sPiKeD wItH pAiN - MuSiC iS mY aErOpLaNe :::


linden rathenGOLD Member
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6,942 posts
Location: London, UK


Posted:
try staying up on coffee all day be as active as possible untill you cant actually stand then make sure you have a free day the next day and just sleep until you can literally sleep no more ensure another active day then but go to bed at a reasonable hour then hopefully you'lll reset your sleeping pattern a bit

failing that count sheep - lie very still and imaginge the sheep and count them - dont imaginge to hard but get teh mental picture

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Flame SwirlWeilder of the P.E.T.S.O.C.K.
247 posts
Location: Adelaide


Posted:
I have had a very similar problem although mine is also not resting when I do sleep, and waking up exhausted. Most of the time I have had very lucid dreams about people I know in what seem to be normal everyday life...
What my mother taught me to do as I am going to sleep is to visualise yourself being anchored to the ground. Visualise a line running from the front of your sternum and through your body, stright through the bed and to the ground. This works extreamly well for me and I have had the most restfull sleep in many years.
A further development on this, which I find to be much stronger, is to use the image of a tree rather than a line or rope. I visualise myself within the tree and the roots going far down into the ground and therefore 'anchoring' my mind while my body rests.

Not sure if this will help for you but it is certainly worth a try. smile
Best of luck. -G

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ZauberdachSometimes sword wofter
199 posts
Location: Edinburgh


Posted:
I drink a wee bit of milk with Whisky in it, but then that's what my dad used to do when I was a baby...

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shen shuiSILVER Member
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1,799 posts
Location: aotearoa, New Zealand


Posted:
acupuncture clears insomnia up no end, socks..
i've had good results treating insomnia with acu.

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MedusaSILVER Member
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Location: 8 days at Cloudbreak, 6 in Perth, Australia


Posted:
I agree with the acupuncture thing.

flash fireBRONZE Member
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2,758 posts
Location: Sydney, NSW, Australia


Posted:
orgasm

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MedusaSILVER Member
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Posted:
Agree withthat one too Flash ubbangel

GlåssDIAMOND Member
The Ministry of Manipulation
2,523 posts
Location: Bristol, United Kingdom


Posted:
UUUgh. its 2:57 am. I've just got out of bed cos I feel wide awake.

Would someone come up with an answer real fast smile

I like flashy's suggestion. biggrin
But my misses is not around tonight frown

night night
A

flash fireBRONZE Member
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2,758 posts
Location: Sydney, NSW, Australia


Posted:
*cough*

You don't need a missus.

Besides, when it's purely functional, it doesn't need to be mind-blowing. Just needs to release the relevant hormones and relax the mind.

Not that I'd know.

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shen shuiSILVER Member
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1,799 posts
Location: aotearoa, New Zealand


Posted:
i do.
works a charm.
woo!

yay for bodily functions and yay for instincts.

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MikeGinnyGOLD Member
HOP Mad Doctor
13,923 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA


Posted:
Written by: Glss


I like flashy's suggestion. biggrin
But my misses is not around tonight frown





I can help! ubbangel ubbidea

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Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella



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ImmortalAngelSILVER Member
Scientist!
578 posts
Location: Waterloo, Ontario, Canada


Posted:
Written by: Dressed in Black


SOCKS- about the telesales thing, sadly i have the misfortune to work in telesales part time due to being a poor student! i know it really annoys ppl, in fact it really annoyed me until i was the one calling!! but now i cant help but think about the poor soul on the end of the phone who gets abused daily cos theyre tryin to earn some wonga!! was gonna suggest a reefa for curing your insomnia smile




Gotta agree with that idea. Everytime I smoke weed I can sleep like a baby that night.

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MedusaSILVER Member
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Posted:
Although I agree that smoking weed makes people sleepy ummm...socks did say that he didn't want to resort to booze or drugs.

ImmortalAngelSILVER Member
Scientist!
578 posts
Location: Waterloo, Ontario, Canada


Posted:
He also didn't want anything about his dog's being tired? Or am I the only one who took that the wrong way again?

I was just saying what works for me.

If you really get into it, tea would be a drug as well -.- as well as alot of what's been suggested, as they all release different chemicals in your body, which is what drugs do.

In either case, meditation is a good one...

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MedusaSILVER Member
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Location: 8 days at Cloudbreak, 6 in Perth, Australia


Posted:
I think I should just shut my mouth on these boards everytime I say something it is taken the wrong way.

I myself sometimes do that sort of thing to help me sleep so I don't have a problem with it but I figured seeing as it was stated that he didn't want booze or drugs that we might be able to discuss other options like some of the ones already brought up.

Forget it....I am tired and everything I say is always taken the wrong way.

ImmortalAngelSILVER Member
Scientist!
578 posts
Location: Waterloo, Ontario, Canada


Posted:
Medusa, there will always be someone who takes things the wrong way, it's always gonna happen. Plus it's 2am and I'm sleepy to, so it's understandable. I know what're you're talking about though. I'm still trying to give proper ideas like the ones he's looking for, but when I quoted that I hadn't though of any, needed time to roll it around in my mind.


Oh, another good idea might be working out or something of the sort? Do a bit of a run or some fresh air?

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SocksBRONZE Member
Arf! Can I have a biscut?
288 posts
Location: North America, Mid West, USA


Posted:
Well, it's now 1:30 AM or so, and I'm still up.

I'm thinking of collapsing tho, seeing if that'll work.

Lemme see, tried most of the stuff menitoned, I'm hoping that pure exhaustion will do the trick.

I'm weird. Just work through that and we'll all be fine.

"If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest that he wear a tail." - Fran Lebowitz


shen shuiSILVER Member
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1,799 posts
Location: aotearoa, New Zealand


Posted:
you tried acupuncture?
wow.
yay.
i've heard about acupuncture for dogs, but this is the first time one has talked about it...
so tell me...
how did it go?

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GnorBRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
5,814 posts
Location: Perth, Australia


Posted:
With our family routine is important. Same time bed, same routine, same bed time music.
As adults we dont always tend to do that though.

An hour on HOP in middle of night is often enugh to help me change mind pattern and go back to sleep.

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GlåssDIAMOND Member
The Ministry of Manipulation
2,523 posts
Location: Bristol, United Kingdom


Posted:
Lightning. ubblol
Oh you cheaky boy!!

*Hugs* grouphug

And flashfiresmade me smile this morning


Awww. medusa keep going, its all fine. smile

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Glass
ubblol

MEERCATBRONZE Member
A Meerkat that eats chicken
194 posts
Location: Cambridge UK


Posted:

I get bad sleeping problems as well they only usualy last bout 2 weeks max but try anti histamines the ones that make you sleepy (not the non drowsy) works a treat.

linden rathenGOLD Member
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6,942 posts
Location: London, UK


Posted:
Written by: ImmortalAngel


If you really get into it, tea would be a drug as well -.- as well as alot of what's been suggested, as they all release different chemicals in your body, which is what drugs do.
In either case, meditation is a good one...




technically anything is a drug - all a drug is is something (normally a chemical) that changes how your body works :P
so in its broadest view even food is a drug (hell chocolate is a drug in a much narrower view as it releases endorphins)

go with exhaustion works best every time :P

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MikeGinnyGOLD Member
HOP Mad Doctor
13,923 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA


Posted:
Written by: Glss


Lightning. ubblol
Oh you cheaky boy!!





What? ubbangel I'm just trying to be helpful. wink ubblol

-Mike

Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella



A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura


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