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ben-ja-men
ben-ja-men

just lost .... evil init
Location: Adelaide
Member Since: 12th Jun 2003
Total posts: 2474
Posted:so today i was sitting at the bus stop waiting for the bus, as one does at the bus stop. now picture these two school girls, the sort of girls that spend alot of time on their apperance and want to look older and more mature than they are. when i noticed them walking along their walking went from the ah la natural into that omgtheressomeoneifancy, but i dont want to look silly infront of them, oh no ive forgotten how to walk so now im going to walk all rigid like while trying to look cool and not look at them directly but still look. the poor girl closed to me made eye contact and being the smiley guy that i am i smiled and she tripped over nothing and almost fell to the ground, needless to say she was very embarised and her and her friend walked off really quickly.

hehe i always wonder why the brain shuts down when u see someone u really fancy and forget how to speak and do other such everyday things


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GothFrogette
GothFrogette

grumpy poorly froggy
Location: Nuneaton
Member Since: 10th Oct 2004
Total posts: 3999
Posted:lol ewwwww their should be an age limmit to speedo's.
are we counting the fetish ballet shoes as high heels cause if so i may have to retract the statement i made earlier, although i don't have them any more but loved them loads.
Antoher thing that i don't get... and keeping this on topic is why do some men think its sexy and OK if they see a girl in a club and dances up to them with their bottle of beer, i mean ewwww its not sexy


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Vixen
Vixen

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Oxfordshire/Wiltshire
Member Since: 10th Jan 2004
Total posts: 3276
Posted:haha ive never got the "forgotten how to walk" ... but tend to suffer from "forget hoe to drink" - which in my opinion is a little more embarassing! xxx

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GothFrogette
GothFrogette

grumpy poorly froggy
Location: Nuneaton
Member Since: 10th Oct 2004
Total posts: 3999
Posted:lol nothing says sexy like dribble ubblol

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Vixen
Vixen

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Oxfordshire/Wiltshire
Member Since: 10th Jan 2004
Total posts: 3276
Posted:...and choking! xxx

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MiG
MiG

Self-Flagellation Expert
Location: Bogged at CG
Member Since: 16th Apr 2004
Total posts: 3415
Posted:would that be trying to get some hot guy to give you mouth to mouth? ubblol

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Pigeon_Wigeon
Pigeon_Wigeon

Say what?
Location: Surrey/Portsmouth
Member Since: 24th Dec 2004
Total posts: 4760
Posted:Hee hee classic! I think everyones done that at some point...

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Pasta of Muppets
Location: in the interwebs...
Member Since: 1st Sep 2004
Total posts: 2719
Posted:I am the world leader in awkwardness around girls!

I too have dribbled my pint and looked extremely foolish indeed.

Although Vix, I would be glad to offer resuscitation any time. And it would be discourteous for me not to off a little tongue whilst doing it. biggrin :P


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Konsti
Konsti

lovable smart-ass
Location: vineyards, Vienna, Austria
Member Since: 16th Oct 2003
Total posts: 785
Posted:ha tis a good one
i think that most things that we lay out as to be painfully embarassing, can be shrugged off with a laugh. i have been trying to do this, if something embrassing happens to you; instead of freezing up and turning red, laugh, smile at the people that have seen it while looking them in the eyes (they will be looking at u anyway), and keep walking/ talking/ drinking.
sure way to get out of an embarassing situation AND make eyecontact with the hottie next to you...


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Pigeon_Wigeon
Pigeon_Wigeon

Say what?
Location: Surrey/Portsmouth
Member Since: 24th Dec 2004
Total posts: 4760
Posted:Aha clever.... I seem to be constantly laughing at my mistakes... its time to start asking the all important question... are people laughing with me.. or at me?

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Konsti
Konsti

lovable smart-ass
Location: vineyards, Vienna, Austria
Member Since: 16th Oct 2003
Total posts: 785
Posted:nope! you are laughing at them

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