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Location: over your left shoulder, Australia
Just thought I should give my intro thread some loving care, as it's been extremely neglected and sad.
As exams have just finished and I have almost 2 months holidays, I have a whole lotta time on my hands now.
Name: Claire, aka Clarence
Location: Australia
Hometown:Melbourne
DOB:5 July
Age: 21
Sex: Female! I can't believe how many people on this forum have mistaken me for a guy since I joined!
Occupation(s): Uni bum, checkout chick.
Favorite Food(s):Lollies. Especially the ones with sour sugar on them!
Favorite Color(s): Pink and black checks.
Toys: My teddy bear... Oh, wait, is this supposed to be where I write "Poi"?
Hobbies other than the obvious: Sleeping, eating, playing my bass, dress ups.
Education: University
Favorite Book(s): Staple a book to my hand and I'll probably read it.
Favorite Movie(s): Any really bad horror movies. Napoleon Dynamite, Zoolander.
Favorite TV show(s): Lano and Woodley, Grey's Anatomy, Futurama
Plans for life in general: Be the ringmaster of my own circus.
Favorite Music Artists/Composers: Atreyu, Anberlin, The Audition, Silverstein, Matchbook Romance.
Favorie ice cream flavor(s): Choc- Mint
Marmite, Vegemite, or Nutella? Nutella. Preferably mixed into my icecream.
EDITED_BY: clarence_quack (1185257795)
Nutella Brigade Unite!
"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge
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All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
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i think he's offering it to the space people. cause you know, we gotta spread the Nutella love as far as possible
I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.
**giggles**
QuackerJack
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Location: over your left shoulder, Australia
I want Nutella in an IV!
*plugs the drip straight into an arm*
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Will carpal your tunnel in a minute.
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Location: Melbourne, Australia
Ow! That was my arm!
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Sitting down facing forward . . .
2,387 posts
Location: Christchurch, New Zealand
Brenn - more to the point it was that poisonous Nutella as well...
Written by: Doc Lightning talking about Marmite in Kichi's Intro thread
I have several large jars of the stuff. I actually like it... a little. And don't tell anyone I admitted to it. 
QuackerJack
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Location: over your left shoulder, Australia
Bah? Poisonous? As if I'd do that to someone as fabulous as Brenn!
And anyway, if I wanted to poison someone, you'd be on the top of my list George!
Nutella Brigade Unite!
"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge
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Location: without class distinction, Australia
oooh! it's on!
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
9,831 posts
Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all around the world, USA
*sits down ringside to watch the brawl*
I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.
**giggles**
Will carpal your tunnel in a minute.
3,286 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia
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Owner of burningoftheclavey
Owned by Lost83spy
Insert Champagne Here
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Location: without class distinction, Australia
pounce, want to split a tub of popcorn?
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
QuackerJack
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Location: over your left shoulder, Australia
I'll give you unlimited popcorn, as long as you promise to thow the same amount at George as you eat!
Nutella Brigade Unite!
"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge
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Will carpal your tunnel in a minute.
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Location: Melbourne, Australia
Written by: clarence_quack
I'll give you unlimited popcorn, as long as you promise to thow the same amount at George as you eat!
Pre-masticated?
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QuackerJack
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Location: over your left shoulder, Australia
*sets the beastie in the corner on George*
Sic 'im Rex!!!
Nutella Brigade Unite!
"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge
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Insert Champagne Here
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Location: without class distinction, Australia
It's a deal!
*throws popcorn at george*
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
9,831 posts
Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all around the world, USA
i'm in! *throws a handful at george, eats a handful, throws another handful at george, feeds rougie a handful*
I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.
**giggles**
Super Gidg!!!!
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Location: Portland Oregon USA
Oooo Popcorn! I'm hungry.
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
Proud member of the HoP DPS.
Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.
Gidg
QuackerJack
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Location: over your left shoulder, Australia
I can see this getting mighty messy. Where are the people that clean the cinemas? They'd be good at cleaning up popcorn!
And why haven't I heard from George yet? Did someone gag him?
Nutella Brigade Unite!
"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge
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Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA
No, I think that he's gagged I think his mouth is full of the popcorn that is being throwed at him
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
Proud member of the HoP DPS.
Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.
Gidg
Sitting down facing forward . . .
2,387 posts
Location: Christchurch, New Zealand
*pops in to say hello - see's the mess of popcorn, backs out again*
* from the outskirts lobs in ... *
DOUBLE Hazlenut Nutella & Vegemite wall-splatter bubble bomb!!!
*legs it fast*
Written by: Doc Lightning talking about Marmite in Kichi's Intro thread
I have several large jars of the stuff. I actually like it... a little. And don't tell anyone I admitted to it.
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
You can run, but you can't hide!
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
Will carpal your tunnel in a minute.
3,286 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia
:beeees:
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Owner of burningoftheclavey
Owned by Lost83spy
Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA
eeewwwwww!!! George you are so in trouble!
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
Proud member of the HoP DPS.
Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.
Gidg
QuackerJack
1,927 posts
Location: over your left shoulder, Australia
Who would want to combine Vegemite and Nutella. Way to spoil a perfectly good spread! Although the Vegemite may come off slightly better, as it would then be covered in the goodness of Nutella. Maybe then someone would eat it...
Nutella Brigade Unite!
"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge
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Will carpal your tunnel in a minute.
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Location: Melbourne, Australia
You're not a Spartan if you can't stand vegemite
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QuackerJack
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Location: over your left shoulder, Australia
I never claimed to be a spartan.
Nutella Brigade Unite!
"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge
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Will carpal your tunnel in a minute.
3,286 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia
Heh, you'd be pretty old if you were!
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Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
well that;s just madness
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
Will carpal your tunnel in a minute.
3,286 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia
and blasphemous!
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Owner of burningoftheclavey
Owned by Lost83spy
Sitting down facing forward . . .
2,387 posts
Location: Christchurch, New Zealand
I think the timeline is indeed against the Spartan's having had Vegemite, but if they did, they would've eaten marmite instead!
Vegemite - huh! woose's front blouse!
Written by: Doc Lightning talking about Marmite in Kichi's Intro thread
I have several large jars of the stuff. I actually like it... a little. And don't tell anyone I admitted to it.
Will carpal your tunnel in a minute.
3,286 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia
4 days till common gwound!!!
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Owner of burningoftheclavey
Owned by Lost83spy
QuackerJack
1,927 posts
Location: over your left shoulder, Australia
Oh wow, I feel so special- My picture is on the top of the page!
Nutella Brigade Unite!
"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge
Owned By Steaks
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