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Just thought I should give my intro thread some loving care, as it's been extremely neglected and sad.
As exams have just finished and I have almost 2 months holidays, I have a whole lotta time on my hands now.
Name: Claire, aka Clarence
Location: Australia
Hometown:Melbourne
DOB:5 July
Age: 21
Sex: Female! I can't believe how many people on this forum have mistaken me for a guy since I joined!
Occupation(s): Uni bum, checkout chick.
Favorite Food(s):Lollies. Especially the ones with sour sugar on them!
Favorite Color(s): Pink and black checks.
Toys: My teddy bear... Oh, wait, is this supposed to be where I write "Poi"?
Hobbies other than the obvious: Sleeping, eating, playing my bass, dress ups.
Education: University
Favorite Book(s): Staple a book to my hand and I'll probably read it.
Favorite Movie(s): Any really bad horror movies. Napoleon Dynamite, Zoolander.
Favorite TV show(s): Lano and Woodley, Grey's Anatomy, Futurama
Plans for life in general: Be the ringmaster of my own circus.
Favorite Music Artists/Composers: Atreyu, Anberlin, The Audition, Silverstein, Matchbook Romance.
Favorie ice cream flavor(s): Choc- Mint
Marmite, Vegemite, or Nutella? Nutella. Preferably mixed into my icecream.
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QuackerJack
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Location: over your left shoulder, Australia
YAY! MORE LOVE!
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yeah, the whole "new love for intro" thing was seeming a little unloved.
*gives claires intro love*
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
QuackerJack
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Location: over your left shoulder, Australia
Ooohhh.. I feel special now. Well, actually my intro does. After all, you did give it love, not me!
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yeah, as I told you on msn, I'm an intro [censored], not a [censored] [censored]!
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
former manc tour guide
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Well I will give you some love Claire, as well as your thread
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hahah! I wrote wh/ore and it was censored!
censorship on here gets funnier and funnier!
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
QuackerJack
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Location: over your left shoulder, Australia
Really Rougie m'dear, you must learn to watch your language!!!
No slashies in the middle of naughty words!
Yay I get to go out drinking tonight!
Vodka slushies.. mmmm....
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Are you going to watch your language while you're out drinking tonight? Hmmmm??
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
QuackerJack
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Location: over your left shoulder, Australia
I was going to... But I didn't *hangs head in shame*
Now I have a hangover to make me pay.
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awww, hangover badness
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
Sitting down facing forward . . .
2,387 posts
Location: Christchurch, New Zealand
* finally pops his head into say hello *
oom ooooomm - it's an eee woc !
George
Written by: Doc Lightning talking about Marmite in Kichi's Intro thread
I have several large jars of the stuff. I actually like it... a little. And don't tell anyone I admitted to it. 
QuackerJack
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Wouldn't an eee woc make more of a guinea pig noise?
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QuackerJack
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If I lock myself in here, maybe I'll be safe for a while.
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There is not a place that you can hide. Fortunately for you and the threads that's I've chased you through, I'm an excellent shot and there isn't a drop of milk anywhere but on you. 
Nice smile face on your shirt there.
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
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I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.
Gidg
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I'm going to go watch a movie now! Bye Bye!
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
Proud member of the HoP DPS.
Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.
Gidg
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Clarence, if you're being shot with chocolate milk...you're going to really really smell if you dont wash soon....eeeew
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
Sitting down facing forward . . .
2,387 posts
Location: Christchurch, New Zealand
I'm pleased it's choc milk that's being sprayed around - any other flavour would just be a waste.
Righto then, CQ if you want your revenge, you sneak up behind her while she's watching the movie and nick her damn pogo stick. Rougie will standby to run distraction during the ads/boring bits...
Written by: Doc Lightning talking about Marmite in Kichi's Intro thread
I have several large jars of the stuff. I actually like it... a little. And don't tell anyone I admitted to it.
*slou?
6,555 posts
Location: Adelaide, Australia
hello!
i don't believe we've met?? i'm sure rougie would know if we have..
well i'll just have to meet ya when i'm over in a few weeks!
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Unless clarence went to the first CG then I dont think you would have...
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
QuackerJack
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Location: over your left shoulder, Australia
Actually, would I have met you at uberoz?
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*slou?
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ooh yes you may have!
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ok ok i just gota tell someone haha wooo i weaved today for the first time me and my mate were outside spinning, i got him into it just today but ive been sorta trying for like a week ...and then wooooo t hapned i weaved .....then........so did he !!!!!!!!
old hand
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whhooop whoooop!!
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:D:D so chuffed i been weaving all day i have all these other plans for today but they kinda didnt happen !!!! wohooi learnt another move but i duno wot its called QuackerJack
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Location: over your left shoulder, Australia
Wooo! How exciting! I remember the first time I got the weave down- I walked up the street doing it on my way home I was so proud!
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Sweet talented nutter
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Location: Brisbane Oz, Australia
Quack Quack Quack Quack Quack?.
that shrewd and knavish sprite
Called Robin Good Fellow ; are you not he that is frighten of the maidens of the villagery - fairy
I am the merry wander of the night -puk
QuackerJack
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Puk? have you lost the plot maybe just a little?
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Sweet talented nutter
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No i just wanted a reaction now off to some elses page .
that shrewd and knavish sprite
Called Robin Good Fellow ; are you not he that is frighten of the maidens of the villagery - fairy
I am the merry wander of the night -puk
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you're such an attention seeker! i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
Sitting down facing forward . . .
2,387 posts
Location: Christchurch, New Zealand
That would have to be "kauq kauq kauq" wouldn't it??
G'day CQ - happy weekend to you. D'ya get the chocolate milk out of your top??
Written by: Doc Lightning talking about Marmite in Kichi's Intro thread
I have several large jars of the stuff. I actually like it... a little. And don't tell anyone I admitted to it.
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