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PyroWill
GOLD Member since Aug 2004

PyroWill

HoP's Barman. Trapped aged 6 months
Location: Staines, United Kingdom

Total posts: 4437
Posted:Im currently writing this in probably the third worst pain ive ever felt in my life!!! One side of my face is pretty swollen, like imagine the swelling of a tennis ball starting the hinge in your jaw and then add a tennis ball ontop of the other one and another one, until you basically havea swelling going from the base of your jaw goign up to the top of your ear.

It started about 3 nights ago when i was chewing soemthing, some spag bol as a matter fo fact, it hurt a bit in my jaw and i thought nothing of it, then suddenly 2 nights ago it was a bit swollen i just thought oh it'll be gone in the morning, how wrong i was, now i cant eat, move my neck talk properly and plus the added of looking very silly.

The doctor says its an infection in one fo three salivary glands and is called Paratitus or something (no im not turning into a parrot Cantus), it could be an absess he says if it i doesnt go down in 48 hours i have to make another appointment, possibly go to hospital to have it removed cos it could turn into a stone or something, owww


So please on your happy days today, spare a thought for poor will, the elephant man. frown


An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind

Give a man a fish and he'll eat 4 a day hit a man with a brick and you can have all his fish and his wife

"Will's to pretty for prison" - Simian

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_Aime_
SILVER Member since Jan 2004

_Aime_

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Hastings, United Kingdom

Total posts: 4172
Posted:tchaaw. hope it gets better soon!
hug hug hug


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Skulduggery
GOLD Member since Aug 2004

Skulduggery

Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
Location: Wales

Total posts: 8428
Posted:Ouchhhhhhhh! I would offer you hug you but it might make your puss ball burst and I don't want all that gloop on me! ubblol

Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!

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JauntyJames
SILVER Member since Dec 2004

JauntyJames

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Hampshire College, MA, USA

Total posts: 3533
Posted:post a picture? pweeeze? seriously, hope you get better, dude hug

-James

"How do you know if you're happy or sad without a mask? Or angry? Or ready for dessert?"

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PK_
BRONZE Member since Dec 2001

PK_

Lambretta Fanatic
Location: , United Kingdom

Total posts: 4995
Posted:i'd give you a hug, but im watching from afar with SD , i will think of you much in these disturbing mental images you have placed in side of my brain.

PK.

"To be an angel, one need not have wings.
In giving love there is an equal grace.
Nor need one seek the aura in the face,
As love unveils the beauty of all things."

*Francois Couperin.

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Cantus
SILVER Member since Jul 2001

Cantus

Tantamount to fatuity
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom

Total posts: 15965
Posted:Don't you dare post a picture!

I do wish you hadn't pointed out the parrot joke though. I hadn't noticed it.



I'm sure you'll find a way to work this into your infamous chat-up line though

"Hi, would you like spaghetti bolognese, a massage or to touch my abnormal facial growth"

I can hear the ladies swooning even now tongue


"I'll carry this....It's harder to spill a hat" - Chellybean
"...like a rabbit caught in a lighthouse?" - Chellybean

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PyroWill
GOLD Member since Aug 2004

PyroWill

HoP's Barman. Trapped aged 6 months
Location: Staines, United Kingdom

Total posts: 4437
Posted:Typical you with your sarcasm, but the doctor did say it could help if its rubbed occassionally so i may ask my mate to put on her nurses uniform and help me out with some rubbing wink

And no I wont be putting up a picture of it I will spare you that. Anyway now im off to enjoy a good 3 hour or so journey back up north to friendly hull


An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind

Give a man a fish and he'll eat 4 a day hit a man with a brick and you can have all his fish and his wife

"Will's to pretty for prison" - Simian

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Birgit
BRONZE Member since Jan 2005

Birgit

had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
Location: Edinburgh, Scotland (UK)

Total posts: 4145
Posted:Ah Will, don't you worry... I'm sure it'll go away! In the meantime here's an electronic hug from me!! hug And don't listen to Cantus, he's just being cheeky and trying to get his 10-000th post biggrin

"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
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Pink...?
BRONZE Member since Apr 2002

Pink...?

Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
Location: Over There, United Kingdom

Total posts: 6140
Posted:hug kiss

ahh poor Will... hug

Get well soon honey.


Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...

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Cantus
SILVER Member since Jul 2001

Cantus

Tantamount to fatuity
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom

Total posts: 15965
Posted:Written by: Birgit
And don't listen to Cantus, he's just being cheeky and trying to get his 10-000th post biggrin





My post count doesn't come into it. I was winding up somebody who, quite alarmingly, (and i really don't know how it happened eek) is one of my bestest friends.



Which is really odd considering he's such an annoying git....



*goes to lie down in a darkened room*



ubblol


"I'll carry this....It's harder to spill a hat" - Chellybean
"...like a rabbit caught in a lighthouse?" - Chellybean

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Wild Child
SILVER Member since Sep 2004

Wild Child

Star Trekker
Location: Cheshire, United Kingdom

Total posts: 1733
Posted:Poor Babe (Will, not Cantus - isn't it quiet whilst he's having a lie down?) hug have a little hug so's not to hurt the growth.

But seriously that's a major ouch and yuck - hope it gets better soon love kiss


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=Flashpoint=
SILVER Member since Sep 2004

=Flashpoint=

Pasta of Muppets
Location: in the interwebs..., United Ki...

Total posts: 2722
Posted:dude, get well soon. hug

Liquids for a month as well, probably!


ohmygodlaserbeamspewpewpew!
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stroo
SILVER Member since Feb 2003

stroo

trusty sidekick to superman
Location: oxford, england, uk

Total posts: 799
Posted:awww sweetie! bless you and your abnormality! Ice packs and soup for the next few weeks for you then. Get well soooon

Livin' on dreams and custard creams

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PyroWill
GOLD Member since Aug 2004

PyroWill

HoP's Barman. Trapped aged 6 months
Location: Staines, United Kingdom

Total posts: 4437
Posted:Thanks guys love you too Cantus, enjoy your lie down, its very quiet.

And thanks Stroo, hopefully it'll be gone before you get here, if its gonna go down should be within a few days, if not I'd let you be my nurse anytime wink


An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind

Give a man a fish and he'll eat 4 a day hit a man with a brick and you can have all his fish and his wife

"Will's to pretty for prison" - Simian

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Total posts: 2
Posted:nice moto you got goin there Pyro Will

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Red_RaveN
GOLD Member since Jun 2003

Neo - Hippie
Location: Sala, Slovakia

Total posts: 358
Posted:damn.. man I had to live through this last summer.. I ended up on a surgery table, lost 2 teeth and had a veery interesting experience.. hope you won't end up as bad as me! cheerz!

Smile.. It confuses people..:)

Wonders never cease as long as you never cease to wonder.

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Birgit
BRONZE Member since Jan 2005

Birgit

had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
Location: Edinburgh, Scotland (UK)

Total posts: 4145
Posted:Written by: Cantus

Written by: Birgit
And don't listen to Cantus, he's just being cheeky and trying to get his 10-000th post biggrin



My post count doesn't come into it. I was winding up somebody who, quite alarmingly, (and i really don't know how it happened eek) is one of my bestest friends.




Ooooh, Cantus, Birgit-lesson No. 1: Don't take her seriously when she's got on of these --> biggrin <-- suspicious smiles, I was just joking!!

And Will, I woke up this morning and now part of my mouth (the bit where a wisdom tooth used to be but was pulled out for lack of space for the other teeth) hurts and I'm really scared I'll be Elephant Woman in a few days!!! confused


"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
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Owner of Dragosani's left half

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ImmortalAngel
SILVER Member since Jan 2004

Scientist!
Location: Waterloo, Ontario, Canada

Total posts: 578
Posted:Lots of tea mate biggrin
If you have to go under the knife, ask for NO2 (Laughing Gas). That alone will make it worth while. Last time I went under I had 4 teeth removed and was eating soups for 2 weeks, but man, totally worth it for the laughing gas ^.^'


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funky_hats


funky_hats

eating apples with chopsticks can be rather difficult
Location: Perth, Western Australia

Total posts: 167
Posted:oooch hope u get better

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UCOF
SILVER Member since Apr 2002

UCOF

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: , United Kingdom

Total posts: 15414
Posted:I had quinze. Which was an abcess behind one or both of my tonsils, meaning that the back of my throat tightened up , and I couldnt eat without writhing in agony.

I was on 8 anti biotics a day.

and that really sucked!

Ditto the laughing gas. Go for it.


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Gnor
BRONZE Member since Mar 2003

Gnor

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Perth, Australia

Total posts: 5814
Posted:oooowwwieeesssss....when you said elephant man and sweelings I thought of mumps and huge manly bits...i think this is kinda better..

Big hug hug hug hug hug hug hug


Is it the Truth?
Is it Fair to all concerned?
Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?

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PyroWill
GOLD Member since Aug 2004

PyroWill

HoP's Barman. Trapped aged 6 months
Location: Staines, United Kingdom

Total posts: 4437
Posted:It is a possibility now it could be mumps frown

An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind

Give a man a fish and he'll eat 4 a day hit a man with a brick and you can have all his fish and his wife

"Will's to pretty for prison" - Simian

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LiTTLeBlueFaiRy


LiTTLeBlueFaiRy

member
Location: Camaiore/Tuscany/ Italy

Total posts: 87
Posted:im sorry.. the mumps are very bad and painful.. i hope that they arent those.. so much kisses and hugs for you hug hug hug

*^*EuPhoRiC*^*PaRaNoiC*^*PeReNiaLLy SaD*^*aSLeeP*^* hug [juliet when we made love you used to cry, now i kiss you through the bars of a rhyme] hug

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Havokist
BRONZE Member since Dec 2004

Havokist


Location: Manchester, United Kingdom

Total posts: 2530
Posted:hug i told you spag bol would be your downfall

We are the music makers, We are the dreamers of dreams,
Wandering by lone sea-breakers, And sitting by desolate streams;
World-losers and world-forsakers, On whom the pale moon gleams;
We are the movers and shakers of the world for ever, it seems.

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PK_
BRONZE Member since Dec 2001

PK_

Lambretta Fanatic
Location: , United Kingdom

Total posts: 4995
Posted:drink beer...

PK.

"To be an angel, one need not have wings.
In giving love there is an equal grace.
Nor need one seek the aura in the face,
As love unveils the beauty of all things."

*Francois Couperin.

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Skulduggery
GOLD Member since Aug 2004

Skulduggery

Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
Location: Wales

Total posts: 8428
Posted:was that just a random instruction to us all pk? I'm allergic to beer........

Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!

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PK_
BRONZE Member since Dec 2001

PK_

Lambretta Fanatic
Location: , United Kingdom

Total posts: 4995
Posted:just me being random.

PK.

"To be an angel, one need not have wings.
In giving love there is an equal grace.
Nor need one seek the aura in the face,
As love unveils the beauty of all things."

*Francois Couperin.

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scuzziebutt


scuzziebutt

newbie


Total posts: 12
Posted:that sounds like uber bad... you need to do something to get your mind of it or something .. get better soon *mwah* peace

oh em gee... :| a gender confused wolf .... XD

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PyroWill
GOLD Member since Aug 2004

PyroWill

HoP's Barman. Trapped aged 6 months
Location: Staines, United Kingdom

Total posts: 4437
Posted:I hate beer, yuk, anyway the swelling has gone down just a bit, and now guess what, starting last night i started to get a pain in my left gland, now i wake up and my left side is swollen, argh this could be the mumps now, the doc said it wasnt the mumps cos the other gland was totally fine, now i wonder!

An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind

Give a man a fish and he'll eat 4 a day hit a man with a brick and you can have all his fish and his wife

"Will's to pretty for prison" - Simian

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Pink...?
BRONZE Member since Apr 2002

Pink...?

Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
Location: Over There, United Kingdom

Total posts: 6140
Posted:hug

poor will kiss


Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...

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PyroWill
GOLD Member since Aug 2004

PyroWill

HoP's Barman. Trapped aged 6 months
Location: Staines, United Kingdom

Total posts: 4437
Posted:thanks hug

An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind

Give a man a fish and he'll eat 4 a day hit a man with a brick and you can have all his fish and his wife

"Will's to pretty for prison" - Simian

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