What a wonderful miracle if only we could look through each other's eyes for an instant.
It was a day for screaming at inanimate objects.
What this calls for is a special mix of psychology and extreme violence...
I'm weird. Just work through that and we'll all be fine.
"If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest that he wear a tail." - Fran Lebowitz
"I'll carry this....It's harder to spill a hat" - Chellybean
"...like a rabbit caught in a lighthouse?" - Chellybean
"How do you know if you're happy or sad without a mask? Or angry? Or ready for dessert?"