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Tosser
1,712 posts
Location: Bristol,UK
Tosser
1,712 posts
Location: Bristol,UK
Posted:
Name: David / Mr Chutney / Chutters / Aled Jones
Location: Herefordshire
Hometown: Ross-on-Wye
Birthday (sign?): 27/4 - Taurus
Age: 26
Sex: M
Occupation(s): IT Type
Favorite Food(s): Curry is good, hot, but not f***ing hot.
Favorite Color(s): Blue, Orange, Red.. Black (yes I kow its technically not a colour)
Toys: Poi, contact, diabolo, balls and clubs, whips..
Hobbies other than the obvious: Geekery, cars
Education: Degree in Philosophy
Godzilla vs. a Star Wars Star Destroyer. Who wins? Why? Star destroyer, it orbits and takes out Godzilla with its turbo lasers.. no contest.
Plans for life in general: I'll tell you when I find out
David
EDITED_BY: Mr_Chutney (1195083715)
Name: David / Mr Chutney / Chutters / Aled Jones
Location: Herefordshire
Hometown: Ross-on-Wye
Birthday (sign?): 27/4 - Taurus
Age: 26
Sex: M
Occupation(s): IT Type
Favorite Food(s): Curry is good, hot, but not f***ing hot.
Favorite Color(s): Blue, Orange, Red.. Black (yes I kow its technically not a colour)
Toys: Poi, contact, diabolo, balls and clubs, whips..
Hobbies other than the obvious: Geekery, cars
Education: Degree in Philosophy
Godzilla vs. a Star Wars Star Destroyer. Who wins? Why? Star destroyer, it orbits and takes out Godzilla with its turbo lasers.. no contest.
Plans for life in general: I'll tell you when I find out
David
EDITED_BY: Mr_Chutney (1195083715)
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HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Posted:
*pinches Mr. C in the rear*
Oh, excuse me. I mistook you for a cue blonde gay boy...
So you're hopping our pond again? Say hi to the woman for me... I don't suppose you'll be visiting.
*pinches Mr. C in the rear*
Oh, excuse me. I mistook you for a cue blonde gay boy...
So you're hopping our pond again? Say hi to the woman for me... I don't suppose you'll be visiting.
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
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Tosser
1,712 posts
Location: Bristol,UK
Tosser
1,712 posts
Location: Bristol,UK
Posted:
Sadly not dude- I'm only making it for a week (Thanksgiving of course) and thus its just me and Ali time
Hold on- 'mistook'???
Sadly not dude- I'm only making it for a week (Thanksgiving of course) and thus its just me and Ali time
Hold on- 'mistook'???
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Tosser
1,712 posts
Location: Bristol,UK
Tosser
1,712 posts
Location: Bristol,UK
Posted:
[edited from a post 'of low tone']
Well, I have got a job, in lond, and will be returning to the smoke by Dec 12th, which is my job starting date. I will be working in the property market in London. (yes, one of THOSE
)
Its a genuine career start position, and will allow me to get close to all my friends once again
Hurrah!
EDITED_BY: Mr Chutney (1132242843)
[edited from a post 'of low tone']
Well, I have got a job, in lond, and will be returning to the smoke by Dec 12th, which is my job starting date. I will be working in the property market in London. (yes, one of THOSE
)Its a genuine career start position, and will allow me to get close to all my friends once again
Hurrah!
EDITED_BY: Mr Chutney (1132242843)
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Carpal \'Tunnel
2,984 posts
Location: Nuneaton, United Kingdom
Carpal \'Tunnel
2,984 posts
Location: Nuneaton, United Kingdom
Posted:
hello im the person u dont know and loves pressin the send button 3 times hi how r u?
hello im the person u dont know and loves pressin the send button 3 times hi how r u?
Actually back on HoP guys ...
Owned By MiG
Owns Fyre and Mods_Stole_My_Name
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Tosser
1,712 posts
Location: Bristol,UK
Tosser
1,712 posts
Location: Bristol,UK
Posted:
The next time I log in I will be back in London, as I move down tomorrow
Hopefully I'll be back online nice and soon, though i haven't ordered the broadband yet, so it might be next week.
See all you London Hoppers soon
The next time I log in I will be back in London, as I move down tomorrow
Hopefully I'll be back online nice and soon, though i haven't ordered the broadband yet, so it might be next week.
See all you London Hoppers soon
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Carpal \'Tunnel
6,207 posts
Location: "In your ear", United Kingdom
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,207 posts
Location: "In your ear", United Kingdom
Posted:
chickney, i had to take the knots out, come and put them back in for me!?
chickney, i had to take the knots out, come and put them back in for me!?
Step (el-nombrie)
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HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Posted:
*wishes he was in London for crimbo*
*wishes he was in London for crimbo*
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
SILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
Posted:
Chutney...
I may now be working from Chiswick
Just down the road from you
*knows he wished Dave good luck via text, but feels is important to convey it through the medium of his intro*
Good luck today my friend.
Chutney...
I may now be working from Chiswick
Just down the road from you
*knows he wished Dave good luck via text, but feels is important to convey it through the medium of his intro*
Good luck today my friend.
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Tosser
1,712 posts
Location: Bristol,UK
Tosser
1,712 posts
Location: Bristol,UK
Posted:
I'm Back!
Moved, employed, online and busier that I've ever been.
I will post more soon, utterly shagged right now, but its lovely to see HOP after a very unfamiliar week
I'm Back!
Moved, employed, online and busier that I've ever been.
I will post more soon, utterly shagged right now, but its lovely to see HOP after a very unfamiliar week
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Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
6,140 posts
Location: Over There, United Kingdom
Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
6,140 posts
Location: Over There, United Kingdom
Posted:
Was fantastic seeing you that weekend... whenever it was.
sorry for dragging you & Jon to Croydon to meet Justine. But you know you liked the meal
(and you need to change your location under your avatar)
Was fantastic seeing you that weekend... whenever it was.
sorry for dragging you & Jon to Croydon to meet Justine. But you know you liked the meal
(and you need to change your location under your avatar)
Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...
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Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Posted:
Mr Who?
Mr Who?
Meh
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Posted:
Whilst drinking a cup of tea and eating some cereal this morning I signed into HoP and what do you think my eye befell upon? You bent double, showing us your butt
Early sunday mornings and random HoP gallery pictures. What more could a girl want to start off the day
Whilst drinking a cup of tea and eating some cereal this morning I signed into HoP and what do you think my eye befell upon? You bent double, showing us your butt
Early sunday mornings and random HoP gallery pictures. What more could a girl want to start off the day
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
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Tosser
1,712 posts
Location: Bristol,UK
Tosser
1,712 posts
Location: Bristol,UK
Posted:
Alice:
Cantus:
Skully: Not many ladies are greeted by the sight of my arse, so count yourself lucky
Well! What a busy couple of weeks it been. Since I last properly wondered around these parts i have moved to London, started a new job and got myself a new chutney-mobile (thanks to the job). Mr Pyro William will be along in about an hour to relinquish the chutney-mobile from my grasp *sniff* No more taped up Falmouth mobiles sadly (the new car is heavily branded with stickers etc, so I wouldn't get away with it).
Anyway- I'm in London, though its not looking like I'm going to make it to Spitz anytime soon- I'm working 8-8 most days and by the time I hack across london I won't have time to mkae it though. I am only a couple of stops away from Clapham though, so assuming I'm not working a Sunday I'll be able to make it to Clapham meets when it gets a bit warmer
So I am back, as i said I would be- its just you'll never see me
Alice:
Cantus:
Skully: Not many ladies are greeted by the sight of my arse, so count yourself lucky
Well! What a busy couple of weeks it been. Since I last properly wondered around these parts i have moved to London, started a new job and got myself a new chutney-mobile (thanks to the job). Mr Pyro William will be along in about an hour to relinquish the chutney-mobile from my grasp *sniff* No more taped up Falmouth mobiles sadly (the new car is heavily branded with stickers etc, so I wouldn't get away with it).
Anyway- I'm in London, though its not looking like I'm going to make it to Spitz anytime soon- I'm working 8-8 most days and by the time I hack across london I won't have time to mkae it though. I am only a couple of stops away from Clapham though, so assuming I'm not working a Sunday I'll be able to make it to Clapham meets when it gets a bit warmer
So I am back, as i said I would be- its just you'll never see me
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Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Posted:
I never see you anyway. So it'll just be the same as before
I never see you anyway. So it'll just be the same as before
Meh
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Tosser
1,712 posts
Location: Bristol,UK
Tosser
1,712 posts
Location: Bristol,UK
Posted:
Probably moving out this weekend- shock horror!
All moving very quickly right now, but with the go-ahead from my landlord, I'll be out of london again within days!
Where does one apply for a simple life?
Probably moving out this weekend- shock horror!
All moving very quickly right now, but with the go-ahead from my landlord, I'll be out of london again within days!
Where does one apply for a simple life?
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Momma Bear
4,525 posts
Location: Telford, Shrops, United Kingdom
Momma Bear
4,525 posts
Location: Telford, Shrops, United Kingdom
Posted:
I dont know, but when you find out I'll apply with you
I dont know, but when you find out I'll apply with you
Hoppers are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.
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Carpal \'Tunnel
2,895 posts
Location: Cambridge UK
Carpal \'Tunnel
2,895 posts
Location: Cambridge UK
Posted:
the simple life?
you could ask them....
Non-Https Image Link
the simple life?
you could ask them....
Non-Https Image Link
Because ActiveAngel sounds like a feminine deodorant
Like sex, I'm much more interesting in real life than online.
'Be the change you want to see in the world around you' - Ghandi
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Tosser
1,712 posts
Location: Bristol,UK
Tosser
1,712 posts
Location: Bristol,UK
Posted:
Guy- you have just put a picture of Paris Hilton in my gallery. I'm not sure how to respond.... hmmm...
I should clarify- a simple life, not a simpleton's life.
Better?
Guy- you have just put a picture of Paris Hilton in my gallery. I'm not sure how to respond.... hmmm...
I should clarify- a simple life, not a simpleton's life.
Better?
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lovin' it...
2,444 posts
Location: Bristol!, United Kingdom
lovin' it...
2,444 posts
Location: Bristol!, United Kingdom
Posted:
Good luck with the move....
Good luck with the move....
Live well, love much, laugh often...
Official O.B.E.S.E. cheerleader
SILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
Posted:
Im going to miss you Mr Chutney.
I wish you were staying in London
Good luck moving yo shizzle oot. :Icantthinkofagoodicontouse:
Im going to miss you Mr Chutney.
I wish you were staying in London
Good luck moving yo shizzle oot. :Icantthinkofagoodicontouse:
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Posted:
What they said.
I hope everything works out well for you and your lady, Mr C
What they said. I hope everything works out well for you and your lady, Mr C
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
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Tosser
1,712 posts
Location: Bristol,UK
Tosser
1,712 posts
Location: Bristol,UK
Posted:
to all
I'm back, feeling a bit sorry for myself tbh. I should probably just get over myself and get on with it...
Never mind, plenty to be getting on with
to all I'm back, feeling a bit sorry for myself tbh. I should probably just get over myself and get on with it...
Never mind, plenty to be getting on with
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Clique Infiltrator, Cunning Linguist and Master Debator
4,219 posts
Location: Edinburgh burgh burrrrrr, United Kingdom
Clique Infiltrator, Cunning Linguist and Master Debator
4,219 posts
Location: Edinburgh burgh burrrrrr, United Kingdom
Posted:
Thought I'd say happy birthday to you sir!
erm... Happy Birthday!
Cake?
Thought I'd say happy birthday to you sir!
erm... Happy Birthday!
Cake?
Always use "so's your face" and "only on Tuesdays" in as many conversations possible
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Tosser
1,712 posts
Location: Bristol,UK
Tosser
1,712 posts
Location: Bristol,UK
Posted:
Err thanks!
No to cake, share it amongst everyone else- I don't really like cake
(My Birthday is the 27th BTW- HOP time adjustments made the cake pop up early)
Err thanks!
No to cake, share it amongst everyone else- I don't really like cake
(My Birthday is the 27th BTW- HOP time adjustments made the cake pop up early
) GOLD Member
Clique Infiltrator, Cunning Linguist and Master Debator
4,219 posts
Location: Edinburgh burgh burrrrrr, United Kingdom
Clique Infiltrator, Cunning Linguist and Master Debator
4,219 posts
Location: Edinburgh burgh burrrrrr, United Kingdom
Posted:
I know but I won't be online tomorrow - i have dentist and a driving lesson! (btw I spoke to you on will's phone at falmouth!)
I know but I won't be online tomorrow - i have dentist and a driving lesson! (btw I spoke to you on will's phone at falmouth!)
Always use "so's your face" and "only on Tuesdays" in as many conversations possible
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What a Bummer
3,224 posts
Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire, United Kingdom
What a Bummer
3,224 posts
Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire, United Kingdom
Posted:
OOoooh name cake
Happy birthday
OOoooh name cake
Happy birthday
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Tosser
1,712 posts
Location: Bristol,UK
Tosser
1,712 posts
Location: Bristol,UK
Posted:
Thankyou one and all
Tinkle- I remember our conversation- I recall you seemed pretty bemused by the whole conversation
Thankyou one and all
Tinkle- I remember our conversation- I recall you seemed pretty bemused by the whole conversation
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old hand
784 posts
Location: Bristol, United Kingdom
old hand
784 posts
Location: Bristol, United Kingdom
Posted:
Happy Birthday!
Happy Birthday!
XLenX
Devoted although mostly absent owner of the 1, the original... Asena
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Pooh-Bah
2,444 posts
Location: Bristol !!!!!!, United Kingdom
Pooh-Bah
2,444 posts
Location: Bristol !!!!!!, United Kingdom
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Tosser
1,712 posts
Location: Bristol,UK
Tosser
1,712 posts
Location: Bristol,UK
Posted:
Thank you Gayle, though TBH I think that more for the benefit of those around me than for me
Thank you Gayle, though TBH I think that more for the benefit of those around me than for me
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