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1,712 posts
Location: Bristol,UK
Name: David / Mr Chutney / Chutters / Aled Jones
Location: Herefordshire
Hometown: Ross-on-Wye
Birthday (sign?): 27/4 - Taurus
Age: 26
Sex: M
Occupation(s): IT Type
Favorite Food(s): Curry is good, hot, but not f***ing hot.
Favorite Color(s): Blue, Orange, Red.. Black (yes I kow its technically not a colour)
Toys: Poi, contact, diabolo, balls and clubs, whips..
Hobbies other than the obvious: Geekery, cars
Education: Degree in Philosophy
Godzilla vs. a Star Wars Star Destroyer. Who wins? Why? Star destroyer, it orbits and takes out Godzilla with its turbo lasers.. no contest.
Plans for life in general: I'll tell you when I find out
David
EDITED_BY: Mr_Chutney (1195083715)
Tosser
1,712 posts
Location: Bristol,UK
Well sticking in general is great, but when they illuminate dark corners where lurkers like myself like to reside, it can be frustrating (but then so can those people who eat to many carrots, as they can see you in those dark hidey places- I think there may be more to this whole eat large veg quantities thing- I mean if you eat [censored] loads of brocolli do you suddenly hear better? Loads of pumpkin gives enhanced tactility? Who knows?)
Hope that clarifies...
Still wiggling
5,967 posts
Location: Belfast, Northern Ireland (UK)
Like crystal
Getting to the other side 
old hand
863 posts
Location: Berlin, Germany
it was lovely to meet you..
and thanks for teaching me the throw thingy I can actually do it in a proper way now yay...get some more
What is psychology?- Looking for a black cat in a dark room. What is psychoanalysis? Psychoanalysis is looking for a black cat in a dark room -- in which there is no cat -- but finding one anyway.
2,530 posts
Location: Manchester, United Kingdom
hey dude, it was great to meet you.
is it you that has the car hooked up to the ipod?
if so then i could probably connect my guitar to it and blast it out through your stereo
that's if you'll let me at the next falmouth...
We are the music makers, We are the dreamers of dreams,
Wandering by lone sea-breakers, And sitting by desolate streams;
World-losers and world-forsakers, On whom the pale moon gleams;
We are the movers and shakers of the world for ever, it seems.
Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
6,140 posts
Location: Over There, United Kingdom
Was great meeting you Aled Jones... i mean Mr. Chut
I can't wait for Tobi to put up the footage of you singing that song
Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
Mate.
I hardly knew you before now.
Now I
you to bits.You are a true superstar.
Thank you for providing much fun and hilarity to everyone.
HoP's Barman. Trapped aged 6 months
4,437 posts
Location: Staines, United Kingdom
Yeh Chutney, you were a dude and a half, I loved the Chutney mobile!! Great meeting you
See you at the next one mate!
An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind
Give a man a fish and he'll eat 4 a day hit a man with a brick and you can have all his fish and his wife
"Will's to pretty for prison" - Simian
Gromit's Humble Squire
4,496 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
Didn't meet you chut, but you look I'm scrambling to say hi anyways
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,276 posts
Location: Oxfordshire/Wiltshire, United Kingdom
Hey, was really good meeting you - and sharing my can of strongbow... hope u dont catch girl germs! xxx
tHeReS gOoD aNd EvIl iN EaCh InDiViDuAl fIrE, iDeNtIfIeS nEeDs AnD fEeDs OuR dEsIrEs.
Still wiggling
5,967 posts
Location: Belfast, Northern Ireland (UK)
Hey mr chutney!!!
How are you mister? hope you got home safe and all is well.
Twas a pleasure to meet you and thanks for being lovely all weekend.
Take care and hope to see you soon
Hugs
Clare xx
Getting to the other side
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,899 posts
Location: Austin, Texas, USA
heh - hope you don't mind the bumm pic too much - but this way every so often you'll moon all of HoP whenever that pic in my gallery scrolles through the top of HoP!
was great to meet you! you were one of thos people that was sort of like I expected you to be like, but not really....
-v-
Wiederstand ist Zwecklos!
old hand
896 posts
Location: Manchester England
Hope you enjoyed the Scrumpy Chutney you need to get those pics you made on the last night up the chutney one
*Thats one of my favourite Nurseries over there,*
Roman, Trippie Hippie,On the way back from Play Festival
1,810 posts
Location: London
Nice to meet you honey
Stay happy
Bammy
x
A kiss blown is a kiss wasted, the only kind of kiss is a kiss tasted.
I'm a woman. We don't say what we want, but we reserve the right to be pissed off if we don't get it. That's what makes us so fascinating and not just a LITTLE bit scary.
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,533 posts
Location: Hampshire College, MA, USA
happy birthday!
-James
"How do you know if you're happy or sad without a mask? Or angry? Or ready for dessert?"
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
OMG its Aleds Birthday! Hippo Birdies
How about you give us a song in honour of the day.... hmmm...... How about that nice one about the snowman?
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*runs away giggling*
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
Pooh-Bah
2,444 posts
Location: Bristol !!!!!!, United Kingdom
Still wiggling
5,967 posts
Location: Belfast, Northern Ireland (UK)
Happy birthday Mr Chutney, hope you had a marvellous day and got lots of lovely things
Getting to the other side
big and good and broken
7,330 posts
Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay, United Kingdom
i wasn't sure what type you liked best so i got a good selection and some random crap too
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happy birthday dude!
cole. x
"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood
Tosser
1,712 posts
Location: Bristol,UK
heeheehee
:D:DYou guys
Thankyou all so much- I have a big silly grin on my face- you're all way too kind 
slack rating - 9.5
2,216 posts
Location: Suburbiton, Yoo-Kay, United Kingdom
oohhh.. just missed it by about 49 mins but happy birthday man!!
It is our fantasies that make us real. Without our fantasies we're just a blank monkey' - Terry Pratchett
Liquid Cow
2,629 posts
Location: High Wycombe, England
Muahahahahaha, I love webcams
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But there's no sense crying over every mistake. You just keep on trying till you run out of cake.
Tosser
1,712 posts
Location: Bristol,UK
Yeeees
I dunno, you try to show someone inside airwraps, fail and then this is on the net 10 mins later.
One day Bovril, one day... :P
trusty sidekick to superman
799 posts
Location: oxford, england, uk
hehehehee...funny picture!
hello mr chutney! Livin' on dreams and custard creams
Tosser
1,712 posts
Location: Bristol,UK
Helo Stroo- we met in Falmouth didn't we- weren't you off to try and find a trin with your friend after you overslept??
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Dear Mr Aled Jones
Why do you hide so behind this Mr Chutney persona. There is no need to feel ashamed of your spinning addiction, we are all addicts here. Stand up and admit it. Aled Jones likes to spin his balls! Hiding your addiction from the world is not good. I'm sure, if you just tell them, all the other singers and tv presenters will be very supportive. Lets face it, its better than your coke addiction and they all know about that *snort*
Yours
a concerned Pirate Faery
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
Tosser
1,712 posts
Location: Bristol,UK
*Whispers*
It is necessary to conceal some of the more 'alternative' aspects of my life from those that may be shocked to find out that I'm not the nice boy everyone knows and loves- What would Songs of Praise say for example?
I'd be consigned to the home shopping and UKTV channels- and I can't have that.
Thankyou concerned- your words sooth the thrill seeking hedonist that sits within this pack of lies I call a life, but sadly I must remain under the veil of Chutney.
3,149 posts
Location: London
Thank you for introducing the term "veil of chutney" into my day. It has now been considerably brightened
"Switching between different kinds of chuu chuu sometimes gives this "urgh wtf?" effect because it's giving people the phi phenomenon."
Tosser
1,712 posts
Location: Bristol,UK
Your joy is my pain
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
At last! Someone more crazy than I am! Wooooo Hoooooo!
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
3,638 posts
Location: Brum / Dorset / Fairy Land
Geologists do it in the dirt................ 
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