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PK_
BRONZE Member since Dec 2001

PK_

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Posted:How to park a car..... not! wink

PK.

"To be an angel, one need not have wings.
In giving love there is an equal grace.
Nor need one seek the aura in the face,
As love unveils the beauty of all things."

*Francois Couperin.

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Valura
SILVER Member since Apr 2002

Valura

Mumma Hen
Location: Brisbane, Australia

Total posts: 6391
Posted:my god... I thought I was bad at parking!

TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"

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Gayle......!
SILVER Member since Jul 2004

Pooh-Bah
Location: Bristol !!!!!!

Total posts: 2444
Posted:I think that's called persistance!

I would have given up and found a different parking space within two attempts. Why didn't they try driving INTO it rather than try to parallel park??

Wherever that was filmed must be extremely short of car parking spaces!


Gayle.....!

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UCOF
SILVER Member since Apr 2002

UCOF

Carpal \'Tunnel


Total posts: 15414
Posted:Erm..

and why didnt they just move the other car....

then drive the Micra in?

ubblol

(yay 4 lines! smile)


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Pink...?
BRONZE Member since Apr 2002

Pink...?

Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
Location: Over There

Total posts: 6140
Posted:ubblol

I can't believe how long that took!


Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...

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pinkboot
SILVER Member since Oct 2004

pinkboot

Beautiful Intelligent Thoughtful Cute Happy!
Location: Northampton, England

Total posts: 269
Posted:They were definatly on a mission! i realised though that alot of people moan about women's parking but success it actually proves that men are just as bad! so now when some one say's to me about my parking i'm just going to hand out the link to this and say 'No now you'll see bad parking' before giggling and running away really fast!

I was gonna conquer the world but got distracted by something shiny!

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UCOF
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UCOF

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Posted:Its the way they get out and switch places that makes me lauugh..

smile

(poo..another one line post)


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PK_
BRONZE Member since Dec 2001

PK_

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Total posts: 4991
Posted:as UCOF said... why oh why didnt they just move the citron first???

PK.

"To be an angel, one need not have wings.
In giving love there is an equal grace.
Nor need one seek the aura in the face,
As love unveils the beauty of all things."

*Francois Couperin.

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kiteman


Flying high!
Location: At the beach.

Total posts: 245
Posted:Looks like we have a couple of contenders for this years Darwin awards.

If everything seems under control, your not going fast enough!

It's not the size of the wave, it's the length of the ride!

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NYC


NYC

NYC
Location: NYC, NY, USA

Total posts: 9232
Posted:Anybody notice that the red land rover type dealie in front is ON the curb?

I wish the microphone was IN the car. You know that conversation was better.

OMG.

That was amazing. smile

That's the best punchline to any video ever.

I may not stop laughing today. I gotta show my dad.


Well, shall we go?
Yes, let's go.
[They do not move.]

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duballstar
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duballstar

slack rating - 9.5
Location: Suburbiton, Yoo-Kay

Total posts: 2216
Posted:ubblol brilliant. i dunno why they kept re-trying tho, i thought it looked alright 1st time round!

It is our fantasies that make us real. Without our fantasies we're just a blank monkey' - Terry Pratchett

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Flame Boy
GOLD Member since Jul 2004

Flame Boy

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Posted:It seems there's a fine line between determination and pure crazed insanity ubbloco

AAARRRGGGHHH!!! My giant stick broke!!! In two!!! My stick broke in two!!! ubbcrying

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Flame Boy
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Posted:Oh my god! I wrote that last point before the film had finished. I though they were crazy before I saw the dozy twonk get into the other car! What an absolute spanner! I feel like I've been insulted that anyone of my own species could be that unbelieveably dumb! Thay need warning stickers on them telling people to keep clear of them lest they get hurt!

AAARRRGGGHHH!!! My giant stick broke!!! In two!!! My stick broke in two!!! ubbcrying

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pinkboot
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pinkboot

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Posted:No dear I think that most men prove that they are completly dumb! there are a few who are an exception to this like people who i haven't met yet!

I was gonna conquer the world but got distracted by something shiny!

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Flame Boy
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Flame Boy

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Posted:The woman was equally dumb! She took longer than the man to park the car and it was till the man who had to straighten it. Plus she didn't realise they could move the other car either. QED

AAARRRGGGHHH!!! My giant stick broke!!! In two!!! My stick broke in two!!! ubbcrying

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pinkboot
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pinkboot

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Posted:Neither did the man though! maybe the woman was a cross dressing man you never know the picture was not that clear!

I was gonna conquer the world but got distracted by something shiny!

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Flame Boy
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Posted:Mmmmm, possibly...but probably not wink

AAARRRGGGHHH!!! My giant stick broke!!! In two!!! My stick broke in two!!! ubbcrying

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pinkboot
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pinkboot

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Posted:don't ruin my dream now! i was trying to save woman kind till you came back with that!

I was gonna conquer the world but got distracted by something shiny!

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Flame Boy
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Posted:...riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight...

AAARRRGGGHHH!!! My giant stick broke!!! In two!!! My stick broke in two!!! ubbcrying

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pinkboot
SILVER Member since Oct 2004

pinkboot

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Location: Northampton, England

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Posted:yup i was right you are correct!

I was gonna conquer the world but got distracted by something shiny!

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Spanner
BRONZE Member since Feb 2003

Spanner

remembers when it was all fields round here
Location: in the works... somewhere...

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Posted:This was such painful viewing...I could only watch 5 minutes of it at a time but the end was well worth waiting for!

They didn't looked too pleased to be given a round of applause, did they? biggrin


"I thought you are man, but
you are nice woman.

yay,

:R"

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pinkboot
SILVER Member since Oct 2004

pinkboot

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Location: Northampton, England

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Posted:nope was very funny though!

I was gonna conquer the world but got distracted by something shiny!

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UCOF
SILVER Member since Apr 2002

UCOF

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Posted:I didnt know there was the full unedited one!!



eek



The commentary is effing hilarious!!


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Flame Boy
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Flame Boy

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Posted:Bolox! My crummy comp at work doesn't have speakers so I didn't hear anything.

AAARRRGGGHHH!!! My giant stick broke!!! In two!!! My stick broke in two!!! ubbcrying

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