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baerie fen


member
Location: london yah know

Total posts: 76
Posted:hey everybody what shall we discuss in an enlightened manner today ?

Forever spiraling upwards towards unknown destiny.Where will it end ? Where did it start ?Why ask so many questions ?

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Glåss
BRONZE Member since Mar 2017

Glåss

The Ministry of Manipulation
Location: Bristol

Total posts: 2523
Posted:ah cats are alright

in answer to legions original question:
I tried to wag a dogs tail once when I was happy, but he bit me.


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Doc Lightning
GOLD Member since May 2001

Doc Lightning

HOP Mad Doctor
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA

Total posts: 13920
Posted:quote:Originally posted by glass:
ah cats are alrightGET THE BLASPHEMER!

[ 31 July 2002, 06:57: Message edited by: MikeGinny ]


-Mike )'(
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella

"A buckuht 'n a hooze!" -Valura

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arashi


arashi

Pooh-Bah
Location: austin,tx

Total posts: 2363
Posted:i have just received information that all of you will soon find that a
cat
has
shat
on your pillow. this may seem merely tritely annoying but it is far more treacherous than you can imagine. while cat pee is left as a mark of a true believer and is like a vampire tattoo in "blade" cat dookie contains enzymes which will enter your body and shrink your intimate organs by 60%. madness follows. fear the dookie!!!!
i COULD tell you about furballs and their true nature but then i'd have to kill you...


-Such a price the gods exact for song: to become what we sing
-Seek freedom and become captive of your desires. Seek discipline and find your liberty.
-When the center of the storm does not move, you are in its path.

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Glåss
BRONZE Member since Mar 2017

Glåss

The Ministry of Manipulation
Location: Bristol

Total posts: 2523
Posted:Mike LOL
You want blasphemy
I'll give you blasphlemy:

1) cats are nice, and they purr too.
2) marmite and nutella are equally both very delicious at different times of the day.
3) staff is better than poi

I know I'm in big trouble for number 3.

Glass

[ 31 July 2002, 08:20: Message edited by: glass ]


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baerie fen


member
Location: london yah know

Total posts: 76
Posted:Right !
u lot r out of control !
& seeing as how i started this then I shall have to take a stronger command !
first form an orderly phallanx over there >
then answer ur names even if I don't call them.
now we can look at dealing with this sensibly !
honestly all it needs is a firm hand !
now glass bend over !


Forever spiraling upwards towards unknown destiny.Where will it end ? Where did it start ?Why ask so many questions ?

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legion


member
Location: tuesday

Total posts: 73
Posted:NEWS JUST IN

Cats have been seen to be massing in unnecessary and provocative numbers. Preparations must be made for a pre-emptive strike. All those capable have a duty to take up arms in the fight to eliminate all traces of the evil cat menace from the face of the planet.

Warning:
Care must be taken at all times when approaching a group of cats. They may appear cute and fluffy but this is a filthy disguise masking their true feline foulness. Attack first with long range area effect weapons and move in to take out the survivors.

Good luck.


We all float down here.

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Doc Lightning
GOLD Member since May 2001

Doc Lightning

HOP Mad Doctor
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA

Total posts: 13920
Posted:quote:Originally posted by glass:
Mike LOL
You want blasphemy
I'll give you blasphlemy:

1) cats are nice, and they purr too.
2) marmite and nutella are equally both very delicious at different times of the day.
3) staff is better than poi

I know I'm in big trouble for number 3.

GlassI thinks numbah 2 is gonna get yahs in mouah trubble.
*placing a geranium in Glass's breast pocket and kissing Glass on both cheeks*

Vinnie Nutella'll be by in a few howas foah yahs. He'll give yahs the royal treatment. Aftah all...yahs can't make an omlette without breakin' a few legs.


-Mike )'(
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella

"A buckuht 'n a hooze!" -Valura

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baerie fen


member
Location: london yah know

Total posts: 76
Posted:The end is neigh

Forever spiraling upwards towards unknown destiny.Where will it end ? Where did it start ?Why ask so many questions ?

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DarkFairyQueen


member
Location: The Underworld

Total posts: 557
Posted:Giving up so easily Benny-Boy?
Wot happened to the 'firm hand' idea? I was
rather looking forward to woching Glass get a
good spanking

CUM ON!


Az abouve, So below...

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Glåss
BRONZE Member since Mar 2017

Glåss

The Ministry of Manipulation
Location: Bristol

Total posts: 2523
Posted:LOL take geranium back out of breast pocket,
takes hand out of trouser pocket,
forms a phallanx
takes AK 47 from Raymond P (thanks)
and bends to get a closer look at DFQ socks
while reciving a good spanking

cum on

I wish this made sense to me


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IdubI


HoP Lurker
Location: Medway, Kent, UK

Total posts: 272
Posted:....got me for a while, not sure how long, my memory is all fuzzy,.. fuzzy, fuzzy and warm like a nice fluffy little kitte........ ..oh god you guys have gotta help me, the bu,..bu,.. beautiful little darlings mu,..mu,..must have done som,.something to me.

aarggh god it HURTS,....

aarrrrrghhhhhhhh here the come help mee....e..e..eee.......


*Oh, just for a minute,* my bed said.
"Don't lie to me," I grumbled.
*But you're so tired...*

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arashi


arashi

Pooh-Bah
Location: austin,tx

Total posts: 2363
Posted:har har, nonbeliever, check the willie! check the willie!

-Such a price the gods exact for song: to become what we sing
-Seek freedom and become captive of your desires. Seek discipline and find your liberty.
-When the center of the storm does not move, you are in its path.

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IdubI


HoP Lurker
Location: Medway, Kent, UK

Total posts: 272
Posted:*thank goodness for emergency anti-brainwash shower gel*

whilst in the grasp of the evil little boogers I came across some documents detailing the new "uber-kitten", be warned.

this clearly shows evil kittens remember, don't let the feline menance know that your on to them, never POINT.

p.s. my thanks to Pete Abrams for making the comic that I have linked to, nice one.


*Oh, just for a minute,* my bed said.
"Don't lie to me," I grumbled.
*But you're so tired...*

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DarkFairyQueen


member
Location: The Underworld

Total posts: 557
Posted:*...slowly lifts trouser leg and points toes..*

Non-Https Image Link
Now we're talkin'!


Az abouve, So below...

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