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UCOF
SILVER Member since Apr 2002

UCOF

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: , United Kingdom

Total posts: 15414
Posted:[throwscatamongstthepidgeons]
Ive been thinking lately about the impression that people give of themselves in thier posts, and especially about how others view me through my posts.

So Im asking you all for your impressions and thoughts of who I am and what I do...

I mean your impression of anything.. from age to job, from favourite food to favourite drug(s), from my appearance to my spinning abilites, based soley on my posts.

Anything about my posts? Stupid? Funny? Off topic? Offensive?...that sort of stuff...


Its no holds barred, so I encourage you to be as frank as you like.

Theres only a small chance I will ever meet you, and an even smaller one that I will remember what you said anyway.... wink

[/catamongstthepidgeons]


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Noddy


Noddy

Toe Poking Bad Boy
Location: Lake District UK

Total posts: 2865
Posted:Impressions:
Age - 19-21
Job - Student
Food - Sweets!
Appearance - blonde hair, tallish

Abilities - maily poi and juggling does a bit of staff

il agree on what molly says about you

i think you would be a laugh to meet


Remember.........YOU LOSE!!!

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Konsti


Konsti

lovable smart-ass
Location: vineyards, Vienna, Austria

Total posts: 785
Posted:Written by: Noddy

Appearance - blonde hair, tallish



50% correct
ubblol
hug biggrin wink


"is optimism in austria just a lack of information?"
-Alfred Dorfer

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Skulduggery
GOLD Member since Aug 2004

Skulduggery

Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
Location: Wales

Total posts: 8428
Posted:Ok so far I have never met UCoF. I've chatted to him a bit on MSN and here. My impressions of him are he is a sarcastic sweetheart that knows how far to push his luck. He was kind and welcoming to me without being sickly sweet. He teases and taunts and tries hard to confuse. All in all I think he is someone that I'd like to meet. So Jon get your ass down to Falmouth!!!



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Having just consulted UCoF on where I could buy a shocking pink and black striped long sleeve T-Shirt he replied 'dunno'. I therefore conclude he would make a crappy personal shopper! He did however respect my feelings by replying 'ok' when I told him to hush up because I was sulking with him. ubbrollsmile

EDITED_BY: Skulduggery (1101240329)


Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!

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stickman


World Champ Procrastinator
Location: ||...lost...||

Total posts: 580
Posted:dunno UCoF... ill see for myself eventually (i hope) as you probly read in badger's intro v. 2.0 im coming up to rainy ol' england with him some time next year.. that is if all goes to plan, but i sure want to..

but for what its worth: SARCASTIC!!! nana biggrin


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Lillie Frog


Lillie Frog

not a stranger
Location: wales

Total posts: 558
Posted:I don't know who you are.
Are you the same UCOF who had the avater of the man with the tash?

I'm confused.

I thought the UCOF who had the avatar of the tash man was funny. His posts made me laugh.

I always imagined him looking like the man in the avatar, but younger (though still with the tash).

However, If you are a different person that makes no sense.

Help, I don't know what I'm doing. ubbcrying


Eat when you're hungry
Sleep where it's dry
No one is ever what they seem
Gabriel King - The Wild Road

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flash fire
BRONZE Member since Jan 2001

flash fire

Sporadically Prodigal
Location: Sydney, NSW, Australia

Total posts: 2758
Posted:I've been around here way too long to give anything but a full psychoanalysis of UCOF.

HoP Posting Guidelines
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Is it Fair to all concerned?
Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?
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PK_
BRONZE Member since Dec 2001

PK_

Lambretta Fanatic
Location: , United Kingdom

Total posts: 4993
Posted:you'd look good as a psychiatric nurse wink
*runs and hides before going off topic*


PK.

"To be an angel, one need not have wings.
In giving love there is an equal grace.
Nor need one seek the aura in the face,
As love unveils the beauty of all things."

*Francois Couperin.

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Ade
SILVER Member since Mar 2001

Are we there yet?
Location: australia

Total posts: 1897
Posted:This is a weird post ucof, especially when I was just thinking we need an UCOF appreciation page biggrin

wink

you seem thoughtful and have a fabulous sense of humour

I think ucof and its variations that seem to change each day bring a smile to my face when I log on to hop, and your penchant for changing your avatar cracks me up

I imagine you are sitting in a uni dorm, in the dark, smoke haze all around, it might be the middle of the night, it might not, books spread all over the floor, maybe some food containers near by. I think you have a funky (or many funky) things attached to your computer, including photos of those you care about

you like silly things and that is fanbloodytastic hug


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Spanner
BRONZE Member since Feb 2003

Spanner

remembers when it was all fields round here
Location: in the works... somewhere..., ...

Total posts: 2790
Posted:Written by: Untimely Calculations Often Fail

So basically, what im saying, is that I posted everything in the first post..

and then people who didnt know me were supposed to post.
then people who do know me wink

But nothing goes to plan.

*waves hand*
Continue.
smile



cool

Well, I've met you before, back at my 1st PIP in Clapham last summer. I went to London by myself, had no idea whereabouts the spin would be on the common, nor who these people I'd been speaking to on MSN Messenger those past months actually looked like, you and Pink having blagged me into coming to PIP. But I found you all and introduced myself by my real name. Of course, no-one knew who I was biggrin but when you asked where Spanner was and I told you that's me, both you and Lolli gave me a big hug hug

From then on I felt really welcome and that's something I'll always remember. We haven't chatted online recently, I do miss that. You have an excellent sense of humour and have cheered me up on many an occasion. Hopefully our paths will cross again sooner rather later.

wave


"I thought you are man, but
you are nice woman.

yay,

:R"

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gita
SILVER Member since Oct 2003

gita

.:*distracted by shiny things*:.
Location: brizvegas, Australia

Total posts: 3776
Posted:an opinion on ucof, eh?? i'd like to know how many different things 'ucof' has stood for! i quite liked 'unsaturated carpets of freedom'! ubblol i have no opinions. i just had a job interview over the phone, therefore my brain has gone to mush while realising all the clever things i could have said!! wink

*sits patiently waiting for flashfire's full psychoanalysis of ucof*

ubblol


do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and good to eat!

if at first you do succeed, try not to look too astonished!

smile! grin it confuses people!

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Rouge Dragon
BRONZE Member since Jul 2003

Rouge Dragon

Insert Champagne Here
Location: without class distinction, Aus...

Total posts: 13215
Posted:
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Based soley on your posts? so msn conversations don't count? well too bad, cos they're going to! ubblol

I know you're a student (and you have an hour of uni today that you have just gone to after eating your cornflakes!), and I'm guessing you're 19/20ish cos you're friends with Konsti and I assume you are friends with people your own age. as for favourite drug, well, "skin up" gets heard a hell of a lot when you're around, so I will assume the obvious there ubblol

I have no idea what your favourite food is, so I will go with cornflakes! you're tall with brown hair? and your spinning abilities are clap

your posts are inane, funny, and generally weird, but highly entertaining!

And I'm planning on meeting you next year! mwahaha devil


i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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PyroWill
GOLD Member since Aug 2004

PyroWill

HoP's Barman. Trapped aged 6 months
Location: Staines, United Kingdom

Total posts: 4437
Posted:Impressions:
Age 19-50
Sex: Probably male but you wouldnt have thought it
Profession: Student
Drugs: Horse Tranquilisers
Favourite Food: Wetherspoons breakfast sausages, you wolfed them down!

Considering I have met you I can't really spoil it for the others now can I, hows this thread working out for you, are the impressions what u thought they would be?


An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind

Give a man a fish and he'll eat 4 a day hit a man with a brick and you can have all his fish and his wife

"Will's to pretty for prison" - Simian

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Spanner
BRONZE Member since Feb 2003

Spanner

remembers when it was all fields round here
Location: in the works... somewhere..., ...

Total posts: 2790
Posted:That is a quality cat picture, Rouge ubblol

"I thought you are man, but
you are nice woman.

yay,

:R"

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hexagonic


hexagonic

Clubbles Jugs
Location: Manchester

Total posts: 1687
Posted:i think the only weird post i've read of yours [UCOF] is this one.

And you turned out to be almost a nice guy when i eventually met you!

ubblol


ah wah wah wah a wah wah

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Vixen
SILVER Member since Jan 2004

Vixen

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Oxfordshire/Wiltshire, United ...

Total posts: 3276
Posted:I dont have a crush on him! redface

How could u tell that from posts anyway? xxx


tHeReS gOoD aNd EvIl iN EaCh InDiViDuAl fIrE, iDeNtIfIeS nEeDs AnD fEeDs OuR dEsIrEs.

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ado-p
GOLD Member since May 2004

ado-p

Pirate Ninja
Location: Galway/Ireland

Total posts: 3882
Posted:its a jedi trick...

all us irish boys can do it...

see, I can even make you blush from a thousand miles away...

anyway, why wouldnt you? he's lovely? I'd want him if i was a girl...


Love is the law.

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Rouge Dragon
BRONZE Member since Jul 2003

Rouge Dragon

Insert Champagne Here
Location: without class distinction, Aus...

Total posts: 13215
Posted:You want him anyway, tell the truth ubblol

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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=Flashpoint=
SILVER Member since Sep 2004

=Flashpoint=

Pasta of Muppets
Location: in the interwebs..., United Ki...

Total posts: 2719
Posted:I like UCOF, even though Ive never met him... just where does UCOF come from? When I joined it was Unborn children on fire, and that kinda scared me... Someone from Alder Hey Hospital, i thought? Then I thought, i hope there arent any scousers here... and then I wondered how much theyd hate me if I ever posted that thought...

Ooops...

Damn

Still, I think you do far too many drugs, I know the type...


ohmygodlaserbeamspewpewpew!
ubbrollsmileubbrollsmileubbrollsmileubbrollsmile

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UCOF
SILVER Member since Apr 2002

UCOF

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: , United Kingdom

Total posts: 15414
Posted:*bump*

smile


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Skulduggery
GOLD Member since Aug 2004

Skulduggery

Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
Location: Wales

Total posts: 8428
Posted:you bumped for more adoration hun?

kiss hug :worship: ubblol


Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!

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Vixen
SILVER Member since Jan 2004

Vixen

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Oxfordshire/Wiltshire, United ...

Total posts: 3276
Posted:ok.... what if i do like him (We are talking hypothetically obviously) xxx

tHeReS gOoD aNd EvIl iN EaCh InDiViDuAl fIrE, iDeNtIfIeS nEeDs AnD fEeDs OuR dEsIrEs.

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flash fire
BRONZE Member since Jan 2001

flash fire

Sporadically Prodigal
Location: Sydney, NSW, Australia

Total posts: 2758
Posted:You bumped this? You actually bumped this!? Shameless... wink hehehee

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Is it Fair to all concerned?
Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
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Rouge Dragon
BRONZE Member since Jul 2003

Rouge Dragon

Insert Champagne Here
Location: without class distinction, Aus...

Total posts: 13215
Posted:Shame and UCOF are rarely heard in the same sentence! ubblol

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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Mint Sauce
BRONZE Member since Sep 2003

veteran
Location: Lancs England

Total posts: 1453
Posted:UCOF hug hug hug ubblove ubblove ubblove ubblove ubblove ubblove ubblove ubblove ubblove hug hug hug

before i met those lot i thought they'd be a bunch of dreadlocked hippies that smoked, set things on fire ,and drank a lot of tea but then when i met them....oh wait (PyroWill)

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mcp
PLATINUM Member since May 2003

mcp

Flying Water Muppet
Location: Edin-borrow., United Kingdom

Total posts: 5276
Posted:You're a giant huggable blode.

And I'm a sidekick mentality.


"the now legendary" - Kaskade
"the still legendary" - Kaskade

I spunked in my friend's aquarium and the fish ate it. I love all fish. Especially the pink ones. They are my bitches. - Anon.

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