tainted
tainted

addict
Location: London
Member Since: 22nd Oct 2004
Total posts: 422
Posted:It wont let me answer one of the threads stupid tech omputers..... Anyway yes I yelled at the parents, but they blamed me and looked at me like I was an alien...! It also happened with glow pois, they think just cause its not on fire it wont hurt. These people annoy the hell outta me..... weavesmiley

There are no stupid questions, only stupid answers...

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Lillie Frog
Lillie Frog

not a stranger
Location: wales
Member Since: 31st May 2004
Total posts: 558
Posted:Parents train over many years in the art of annoying their children.
They start when the child is young so that when the kids are teenagers, the parents are at the hight of their annoying abilities.

It is a source of pleasure and pride to a parent that can annoy to a high standard, it is an art and a gift to be treasured. There are awards for both annoying and embarassing.
Parents swap hints and tips in both arts with other parents.

And that look, the one that says, 'you are an alien from a distant planet and I have no idea who you are or where you come from.' Parents practice that in front of a mirror to get it perfect.

You would be well advised to watch them closely and take notes. Then, when you have kids, you will have learned the art from masters.


Eat when you're hungry
Sleep where it's dry
No one is ever what they seem
Gabriel King - The Wild Road

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Cantus
Cantus

Tantamount to fatuity
Location: Down the road
Member Since: 30th Jul 2001
Total posts: 15965
Posted:Written by: Lillie Frog
And that look, the one that says, 'you are an alien from a distant planet and I have no idea who you are or where you come from.' Parents practice that in front of a mirror to get it perfect.



i tried that on bugis, but he just fell over and giggled. I think i need more practice....


"I'll carry this....It's harder to spill a hat" - Chellybean
"...like a rabbit caught in a lighthouse?" - Chellybean

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polarity
polarity

veteran
Location: on the wrong planet
Member Since: 16th May 2005
Total posts: 1228
Posted:If you try it on other people's kids, you'll never get them to leave you alone.

You aren't thinking or really existing unless you're willing to risk even your own sanity in the judgment of your existence.

Green peppers, lime pickle and whole-grain mustard = best sandwich filling.

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FireTom
Stargazer

Member Since: 20th Sep 2003
Total posts: 6650
Posted:{quote} These people annoy the hell outta me.....



ubblol Just wait another 20 years... wink


the best smiles are the ones you lead to wink

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UCOF
UCOF

Carpal \'Tunnel

Member Since: 17th Apr 2002
Total posts: 15414
Posted:ok.

*sits down and starts to wait*

What am I waiting for again?


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FireTom
Stargazer

Member Since: 20th Sep 2003
Total posts: 6650
Posted:ubblol UCOF - for you it's maybe only another 10, so you can consider yourself "lucky"..

a) have your own kids
b) still be seen as a child from your parents.... rolleyes


the best smiles are the ones you lead to wink

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UCOF
UCOF

Carpal \'Tunnel

Member Since: 17th Apr 2002
Total posts: 15414
Posted:Ahh.. I getcha biggrin

I consider myself "lucky" every damn day of my life.
I have you lot as friends, I have a beautiful girlfriend, I have 2 loving parents and an awesome family.

Oh dear... Im going all mushy..

grouphug


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