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Posted: 4th Nov 2004
Parents train over many years in the art of annoying their children.
They start when the child is young so that when the kids are teenagers, the parents are at the hight of their annoying abilities.

It is a source of pleasure and pride to a parent that can annoy to a high standard, it is an art and a gift to be treasured. There are awards for both annoying and embarassing.
Parents swap hints and tips in both arts with other parents.

And that look, the one that says, 'you are an alien from a distant planet and I have no idea who you are or where you come from.' Parents practice that in front of a mirror to get it perfect.

You would be well advised to watch them closely and take notes. Then, when you have kids, you will have learned the art from masters.

Eat when you're hungry
Sleep where it's dry
No one is ever what they seem
Gabriel King - The Wild Road

Posted: 6th Nov 2004

Written by: Lillie Frog

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And that look, the one that says, 'you are an alien from a distant planet and I have no idea who you are or where you come from.' Parents practice that in front of a mirror to get it perfect.

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i tried that on bugis, but he just fell over and giggled. I think i need more practice....

Meh

Posted: 18th Oct 2006
If you try it on other people's kids, you'll never get them to leave you alone.

You aren't thinking or really existing unless you're willing to risk even your own sanity in the judgment of your existence.

Green peppers, lime pickle and whole-grain mustard = best sandwich filling.

Posted: 18th Oct 2006
{quote} These people annoy the hell outta me.....



Just wait another 20 years...

the best smiles are the ones you lead to

Posted: 18th Oct 2006
ok.

*sits down and starts to wait*

What am I waiting for again?

Posted: 18th Oct 2006
UCOF - for you it's maybe only another 10, so you can consider yourself "lucky"..

a) have your own kids
b) still be seen as a child from your parents....

the best smiles are the ones you lead to

Posted: 18th Oct 2006
Ahh.. I getcha

I consider myself "lucky" every damn day of my life.
I have you lot as friends, I have a beautiful girlfriend, I have 2 loving parents and an awesome family.

Oh dear... Im going all mushy..