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Skulduggery
Skulduggery

Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
Location: Wales
Member Since: 12th Aug 2004
Total posts: 8428
Posted:On the bus today was a man that from behind looked like your average kind of bus passenger. He had a short black hair and a blue rain coat on. "So what!" I hear you cry. Well he turned round half way through the journey to ask the woman sitting behind him something and it was then I saw it. It was HUGE!!! and BLACK!!!! and not unlike a very hairy caterpiller!!!! MONO BROW MAN! AAAAaaaaaarrrrrrrrgggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhh!! I had this terrible urge come over me. An itching burning desire. I wanted to pin him to the floor of the bus and tweezer the center of his mono brow away! Thankfully I had no tweezers on me or I might be in the police station right now explaining why I had attacked a middle aged man that was minding his own business on a bus.

I'm just as bad if I sit behind someone thats freshly shaved his head. Not shaved so close that there is nothing left. A No.1 stubble. I LOVE the feeling of rubbing my palm over it. It takes all my will power not to do it. Once on a long bus journey I had to move for fear of giving in to the desire and getting a slap from the guy.

Maybe I should pay a shrink to find out why I have these strange desires........ Nah! I'll just get you lot to analyse me for free ubblol


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_So_
Skinny poi maker
Location: Moscow, Russia
Member Since: 12th Feb 2004
Total posts: 313
Posted:EXACTLY!

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MiG
MiG

Self-Flagellation Expert
Location: Bogged at CG
Member Since: 16th Apr 2004
Total posts: 3415
Posted:i love fruity smelling deoderant/perfume. and vanilla is awesome everywhere, except deoderant.

"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA

"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie

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Faberg
veteran
Location: Dublin, Ireland
Member Since: 26th Aug 2003
Total posts: 1459
Posted:i'm with spritie & vanize. there's no such thing as subtle perfume/after shave/cologne. i can handle natural oils, but there's nothing more disgusting than walking past someone & almost tasting whatever fragrance they're wearing, and then sneezing for 10 minutes, or until they're no longer within a 3 mile radius

yes, everyone who wears it should be b!tchslapped..... shall i start? biggrin


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vanize
vanize

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Austin, Texas
Member Since: 21st Aug 2001
Total posts: 3899
Posted:Written by: Serendipiti


Come on, guys! We're talking about nice and pleasant perfume, and not about stinking secretaries =)





anyone who wears perfume is a stinking secretary if you ask me - bleck!



I'm good with most the natural oils though.


-v-

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babajaga
babajaga

old hand
Location: Berlin, Germany
Member Since: 25th Aug 2004
Total posts: 863
Posted:we have a proverb "I can't smell you"= I don't like you

so it happens to me if I like the natural smell of somebody I like himself too and the other way around (seldom)

perfume is just confusing

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_So_
Skinny poi maker
Location: Moscow, Russia
Member Since: 12th Feb 2004
Total posts: 313
Posted:Ok, well, I think that none of you is against the people who smell good for you personally

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Skulduggery
Skulduggery

Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
Location: Wales
Member Since: 12th Aug 2004
Total posts: 8428
Posted:I used to live in a shared rented house with a refugee from Beirut. He was a really nice guy and had been through hell and back in Beirut before he finally managed to escape. The problem with him was he used to spray himself with so much aftershave that you could taste the stuff in the air. For hours after he had left the house you could still smell him. We tried to explain to him that less is more but he just didn't understand us and got totally offended because he thought we were saying he smelt bad. This lead him to spraying more of it on!

So, I'm not a fan of perfumes and aftershaves. I do however love the smell of jasmine essential oil.


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Tao Star
Tao Star

Pooh-Bah
Location: Bristol
Member Since: 30th May 2003
Total posts: 1662
Posted:Written by: MiG


im an out the top guy. it has to be out the top. i dont think i have any other weird desires to fo with people, though i do tend to correct grammar and spelling fairly often.



ooooh, i do that too - my b/f get's really annoyed. my particular favourite is telling people in shops that they've put apostrophies in unecessary places - that really gets me.


I had a dream that my friend had a
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vanize
vanize

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Austin, Texas
Member Since: 21st Aug 2001
Total posts: 3899
Posted:Written by: Serendipiti

Ok, well, I think that none of you is against the people who smell good for you personally



I'll agree with that!


-v-

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ado-p
ado-p

Pirate Ninja
Location: Galway/Ireland
Member Since: 13th May 2004
Total posts: 3882
Posted:*Smells his hugo boss aroma*



*dares Faberge to come and have a go*



I agree with the personal smell thing above



Pheremones (sp?) are the bomb.


Love is the law.

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Faberg
veteran
Location: Dublin, Ireland
Member Since: 26th Aug 2003
Total posts: 1459
Posted:natural pheromones are the bomb

that's why there's no need for stinky icky uckky perfume...


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vanize
vanize

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Austin, Texas
Member Since: 21st Aug 2001
Total posts: 3899
Posted:yeah - and no cheating with those pheromones in a bottle perfumes either!

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Skulduggery
Skulduggery

Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
Location: Wales
Member Since: 12th Aug 2004
Total posts: 8428
Posted:Arghhhhhhhhhh! I saw Mono-Brow man again today. The urge to pin him down and wax off that hair is getting stronger each time I see him!

*mumbles mantra* must not wax strangers, must not wax strangers, must not wax strangers, must not wax strangers............


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Gr3g
newbie

Member Since: 5th Nov 2004
Total posts: 1
Posted:The guy's following you -be afraid; be VERY afraid!!!

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NOn
activist for HoPper liberation.
Location: ffidrac
Member Since: 23rd Jun 2004
Total posts: 1643
Posted:beware i say, beware, it is a known fact that men with eyebrows that meet in the middle are able to kill you with their bare hands.................. eek

i say known.... i actually mean not proven.... i say not proven, i actually mean completely unfounded... i say completely unfounded, they probably couldn't at all, probably actually quite nice......

but i expect even a quite nice monobrow man, may get slightly narky if attacked on the bus and waxed....


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if it makes no sense that's because it's NOn-sense.

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Gnor
Gnor

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Perth
Member Since: 31st Mar 2003
Total posts: 5814
Posted:You might have to go back to singing on the bus Skullduggery. wink

Why do most perfumes smell like flyspray?

I like the smell of freshly washed people before all the other smelly stuff goes on. Like when you are on a train for a week and someone walks past after having washed their hair.


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FirePhoenix
newbie
Location: Mansfield, Notts, UK
Member Since: 4th Nov 2004
Total posts: 9
Posted:Erm.... I can honestly say I've never been on a train for a week ubblol

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vanize
vanize

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Austin, Texas
Member Since: 21st Aug 2001
Total posts: 3899
Posted:I didn't know you could be on a train for a week! eek

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Nephtys
Nephtys

resident fridge magnet
Location: Utrecht, The Netherlands
Member Since: 3rd Oct 2002
Total posts: 835
Posted:BUMP!

I do the toilet roll-turny thing too! Top down.... though I can generally resist at other people's houses...


everyone's unique except me

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Skulduggery
Skulduggery

Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
Location: Wales
Member Since: 12th Aug 2004
Total posts: 8428
Posted:A certain 'devil' HoPper has just confessed to me on MSN that his desires involve dressing up in pink frilly panties and dancing around a bonefire with his dogs........

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ben-ja-men
ben-ja-men

just lost .... evil init
Location: Adelaide
Member Since: 12th Jun 2003
Total posts: 2474
Posted:well that was kind of the basis of most of falmouth really ..... tongue

Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light, not our darkness that most frightens us. We ask ourself, who am I to be brilliant, gorgeous and talented? Who are you NOT to be?

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Skulduggery
Skulduggery

Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
Location: Wales
Member Since: 12th Aug 2004
Total posts: 8428
Posted:Ben are you calling your fellow Falmouth HoPpers dogs eek ?

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ben-ja-men
ben-ja-men

just lost .... evil init
Location: Adelaide
Member Since: 12th Jun 2003
Total posts: 2474
Posted:have u met mech yet? ive yet to say hello to him without him humping my leg tongue

Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light, not our darkness that most frightens us. We ask ourself, who am I to be brilliant, gorgeous and talented? Who are you NOT to be?

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KaelGotRice
KaelGotRice

Basu gasu bakuhatsu - because sometimes buses explode
Location: Angel's Landing, USA
Member Since: 21st Jul 2003
Total posts: 1584
Posted:lollll
[rant]
I have the strangest desire to beatdown people who feel poi can be turned into mathematics and all human body and emotions mapped.
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To do: More Firedrums 08 video?
Wildfire/US East coast fire footage
LA/EDC glow/fire footage
Fresno fire

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Skulduggery
Skulduggery

Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
Location: Wales
Member Since: 12th Aug 2004
Total posts: 8428
Posted:So, let me get this straight your strange desire involves wearing ladies pink filly lace panties and dancing around a fire whilst trying to shake Mech off your leg? ......pfft! and I thought my desires were strange!

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ben-ja-men
ben-ja-men

just lost .... evil init
Location: Adelaide
Member Since: 12th Jun 2003
Total posts: 2474
Posted:kael why is it that these things make u so angry, why would it be a bad thing if they can

skully i think we both know the answer to that tongue


Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light, not our darkness that most frightens us. We ask ourself, who am I to be brilliant, gorgeous and talented? Who are you NOT to be?

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Bird
Bird

now available in "advanced"
Location: Cornwall
Member Since: 25th Aug 2003
Total posts: 6086
Posted:I'm sure there must be something I can put in this thread without getting myself banned, I just can't quite think of it at the mo! wink
biggrin


My state of mind is not yours to define!

There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."

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Skulduggery
Skulduggery

Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
Location: Wales
Member Since: 12th Aug 2004
Total posts: 8428
Posted:pfffffft!

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ben-ja-men
ben-ja-men

just lost .... evil init
Location: Adelaide
Member Since: 12th Jun 2003
Total posts: 2474
Posted:oh i know birds got some way out there desires he puts on this conservative and respectable like facard but deep down wooooooooooooooah

Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light, not our darkness that most frightens us. We ask ourself, who am I to be brilliant, gorgeous and talented? Who are you NOT to be?

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Skulduggery
Skulduggery

Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
Location: Wales
Member Since: 12th Aug 2004
Total posts: 8428
Posted:ubblol I think so too Ben.... still waters run deep and all that!

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