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Posted: 28th Jul 2002
Arneil quickly accepted this mammoth task (foolishly) and thought to himself: "Where would the best place be to find a canister of Nitrous oxide be for God?" and the he realised: Egypt of course! So he packed up his bags and got on the plane to Egypt, however what Arniel didnt relise is that on the plane was

[ 29 July 2002, 01:57: Message edited by: THE UNITED CHAINS OF FIRE ]

I don't dance. I move to music - Some dumb schmuck, Blue Peter 16/9/02-------------------This morning, I sat on the TV and I watched the Sofa

Posted: 28th Jul 2002
a GIANT walrus, which promptly went on to

[ 29 July 2002, 06:27: Message edited by: New SUPER enhanced gimmicky Tlight ]

I hope you realize how pissed I am.

Posted: 28th Jul 2002
Do a couple of back flips and forward rolls. then it suddenly realised

Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...

Posted: 28th Jul 2002
it was a GIANT walrus so therefore it couldnt fit in the plane, and propmptly vanished along with the writers mind.

I hope you realize how pissed I am.

Posted: 29th Jul 2002
Months later, the writers mind reapeared in tunisia with....

rocketfire_tothemoon@hotmail.com CARPE DIEM seize the day and you will never regret your actions

Posted: 30th Jul 2002
a jar of anchovies and a small artichoke, which...

It was a day for screaming at inanimate objects.

What this calls for is a special mix of psychology and extreme violence...

Posted: 30th Jul 2002
....was then promtly dropped on the.....

Posted: 30th Jul 2002
head of a small baby whale, then the whale mother...

Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...

Posted: 30th Jul 2002
said "hmmmm, i dont know why but i have a ridiculus urge to help some people defeat the biggest threat to the world since...

I don't dance. I move to music - Some dumb schmuck, Blue Peter 16/9/02-------------------This morning, I sat on the TV and I watched the Sofa

Posted: 30th Jul 2002
...Pee Wee Herman tried to Take over the world, So she set off to.......

Even Though Sorrow Is Just A Step Away, Live Life To The Fullest And Cry Another Day.

Posted: 30th Jul 2002
...find the largest collection of interesting shaped vegetables in the world.
"I know who's got that!..."

Burner of Toast
Spinner of poi
Slacker of enormous magnitude

Posted: 30th Jul 2002
Baldrick had been hording the interesting shaped vegetables since....

It was a day for screaming at inanimate objects.

What this calls for is a special mix of psychology and extreme violence...

Posted: 30th Jul 2002
His unfortunate run-in with a truck that was transporting normal-shaped produce where he and the truck...

-Mike

Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella



A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura

Posted: 31st Jul 2002
had both been beamed up by the mothership

excuse me, santa, have you seen half a bike?

Posted: 31st Jul 2002
who's race probed both baldrick and the vegetables until

Ill only bite if you ask me nicely.

Posted: 31st Jul 2002
...Tuesday. But she forgot..

*mwah*

Posted: 31st Jul 2002
that she (from now on her name is Eric) had forgotten her anti probing device back on planet Neptune and so instead had to use a pair of

[ 01 August 2002, 03:15: Message edited by: THE UNITED CHAINS OF FIRE ]

I don't dance. I move to music - Some dumb schmuck, Blue Peter 16/9/02-------------------This morning, I sat on the TV and I watched the Sofa

Posted: 31st Jul 2002
Just a look at what's happened so far....

One Friday night, Norman the elephant was walking down the road when *he was approached my 4ft tall chimpanzee *who accidentally stepped on Norman's trunk. *Albert, however, was not amused, he picked up his thermos flask and proceeded to *smash Norman's trunk with it so Norman yelled *stop it you fucking git, so he stoped and then went and smoked some *politically incorrectly named substance that is illegal. Stumpling in a happy gait Norman says *"Oi, Oi saveloy!, Have you seen bernard? The last i heard, he was in Egypt playing *a game of pool with an *Aardvark on acid. * Don’t suppose you could loan me a fiver, for the bus fare to Egypt?" His friend looked at him and replied "Sorry I was just mugged by a camel in a tu tu” * Suddenly Bernard bursts in and lights up a chillum handing it to Albert * who's eyes light up and he goes on to look at a rather posh octopus. "good day to you sir" he says * The octopus, being a friendly animal, gives Albert a big, eight-armed hug. * Meanwhile, back in Peru, an evil plot was forming. Satan's Hamster, Harry, had used the Internet to order the world's most powerful * SAUSAGE, WHICH COULD MAKE THAT CAMEL BECOME A GUMMY BEAR, JUMPING THROUGH THE BUSHES, SINGING ALLELUIA, HOLDING * a somewhat distressed goat, which, with an evil glint in it's eye, would proceed to * Create the worlds largest ever chocolate factory, for his plan was to create billions of tonnes of Chocolate and take over the world!!! Meanwhile, *in the out-patients department of the local crematorium, * a decrepid looking lizard named Arniel sat pondering, * Who's turn it was to skin up. He finally decided * To wander outside and spin some poi, when from behind a bush jumped out * the entire heavenly host, off their boxes on the best acid they've had in a long time. the angel gabriel went up to arniel and said * 'I feel like rubber' * however, I have a quest for you Arneil. It comes directly from God, he wants you to find him a * a canister of Nitrous oxide to huff, because he really like that stuff. * Arneil quickly accepted this mammoth task (foolishly) and thought to himself: "Where would the best place be to find a canister of Nitrous oxide be for God?" and the he realised: Egypt of course! So he packed up his bags and got on the plane to Egypt, however what Arniel didnt relise is that on the plane was * a GIANT walrus, which promptly went on to * Do a couple of back flips and forward rolls. then it suddenly realized * it was a GIANT walrus so therefore it couldnt fit in the plane, and propmptly vanished along with the writers mind. * Months later, the writers mind reapeared in tunisia with * a jar of anchovies and a small artichoke, which * was then promtly dropped on the * head of a small baby whale, then the whale mother * said "hmmmm, i dont know why but i have a ridiculus urge to help some people defeat the biggest threat to the world since * Pee Wee Herman tried to Take over the world, So she set off to * find the largest collection of interesting shaped vegetables in the world.
"I know who's got that!..." * Baldrick had been hording the interesting shaped vegetables since * His unfortunate run-in with a truck that was transporting normal-shaped produce where he and the truck * had both been beamed up by the mothership * who's race probed both baldrick and the vegetables until * Tuesday. But she forgot * that she (from now on her name is Eric) had forgotten her probing device back on planet Neptune and so instead had to use a pair of..............

Even Though Sorrow Is Just A Step Away, Live Life To The Fullest And Cry Another Day.

Posted: 31st Jul 2002
intergalactic tongs which had green ooze moulding on it, she then proceeded to stick the green oozing tongs into..

i am quite religious.. there is only one god, and that god.. is ME! :)

Posted: 31st Jul 2002
her deep, dark, smelly, mouldy, fishy

I don't dance. I move to music - Some dumb schmuck, Blue Peter 16/9/02-------------------This morning, I sat on the TV and I watched the Sofa

Posted: 31st Jul 2002
armpits, and gave out the most excrutiating.....

When life gives you lemons,make lemonade!!

Posted: 1st Aug 2002
...colourful leaflets advertising an intergalactic smokey bears picnic. To be held on jupiter second weekend in August......

Small Lardy Person In Disguise

Posted: 1st Aug 2002
right after the egyptian/pachyderm heritage and pride parade! This was not an event to be missed either, so

excuse me, santa, have you seen half a bike?

Posted: 1st Aug 2002
the Queen of the world made that day a public holiday. meanwhile somewhere in the bottom of the sea....

Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...

Posted: 1st Aug 2002
the mother whale was shagging Pee Wee Herman, when all of a sudden....

When life gives you lemons,make lemonade!!

Posted: 1st Aug 2002
smallboys' octopus (see the hide and seek thread if confused!) decided it would be a great laugh to

I don't dance. I move to music - Some dumb schmuck, Blue Peter 16/9/02-------------------This morning, I sat on the TV and I watched the Sofa

Posted: 2nd Aug 2002
spend the day by the water working out an eight beat poi weave when she was taken aback by the sight of

excuse me, santa, have you seen half a bike?

Posted: 2nd Aug 2002
(FYI - My Fluffy Pink Octopus in a cowboy hat is a boy fluffy pink octopus in a cowboy hat and should not be confused with all the girl fluffy pink octopusses in cowboy hats that you normally see hanging around in shopping precincts giving out advice on energy saving techniques)

....the fact that she had male sexual organs and was therefore a boy. The octopus pulled out his waterproof rizlas and weed (would that be sea weed???) as he needed to calm down. Suddenly...

Small Lardy Person In Disguise

Posted: 2nd Aug 2002
...the story ended.

FIN

Posted: 3rd Aug 2002
*ahem...twat!*

ignoring that last pathetic post,

the camel in a tu-tu reappeared and demanded that the octopus gave her all his money and..

I don't dance. I move to music - Some dumb schmuck, Blue Peter 16/9/02-------------------This morning, I sat on the TV and I watched the Sofa