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Login/Join to ParticipateStill wiggling
5,967 posts
Location: Belfast, Northern Ireland (UK)
Hey there everyone,
Well, now that I'm close to post number 300 I thought I'd do an intro thread... it seems like I'll be hanging around for a while now
Edit:
Yep, this is all changed cos I'm not feeling as sentimental as I was when I wrote the last intro.
I'm 28, live outside Belfast in Northern Ireland, run the fire performance group FirePoise (www.firepoise.com), like to travel and good music.
My myspace page is www.myspace.com/clarepalmer
Take care
bye
EDITED_BY: _Clare_ (1166016598)
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2,530 posts
Location: Manchester, United Kingdom
it would be quite strange if the girl you were with say's that she's just going to slip into something more comfortable, and then comes out in the spikey type thing that Skully wants wearing the big purple hat... *strange thought wave-length....*
We are the music makers, We are the dreamers of dreams,
Wandering by lone sea-breakers, And sitting by desolate streams;
World-losers and world-forsakers, On whom the pale moon gleams;
We are the movers and shakers of the world for ever, it seems.
Still wiggling
5,967 posts
Location: Belfast, Northern Ireland (UK)
Oh my god, I turn around for two minutes!
I do quite like the red riding hood outfits, and that top is quite stunning - I like the collar too
Unfortunately, it's not quite what I'm looking for, and I'm too crap at computers to be able to post a picture of what I'm looking for... but if you go to this site... you get the idea
https://www.reddwarf.co.uk/index.cfm?frameset=flibble/deck_fs.html&page=content.cfm
(oops, sorry, go to image bank, series 5, top row, third in)
EDITED_BY: Firepoise (1109370708)
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Keeper of the Spitfire
2,317 posts
Location: Calgary Canada
Oooh, I like the first one!
(going back to Skully's costumes)And didn't Joe Sixteps have a hat like that? (or similar).
Skully, yes please- I would love those links!
I wish I was looking forward to Falmouth.
EDITED_BY: Mand (1109370780)
Lets steal a spaceship and head for the sun, and shoot the stars with a lemonade ray gun.
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Post deleted by Skulduggery
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
And so yet another intro becomes just a little too extreme for me to feel comfortable in....
Meh
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Jeez if it upsets you that much Cantus I'll delete it, but its only a dress.... its not like you can see anything you shouldn't!
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Which? eh what? What have you deleted? Fire Poise will blame me y'know. She'll accuse me of stirring. I wasn't doing anything. I was just being an innocent scared of the lewd words. You can post whatever you want in other people's threads.
If it was in my intro then i have a right to be offended by whaterver it was. But in someone elses it's fine....
Sheesh.
*goes off to bang his head on a wall*
Meh
Keeper of the Spitfire
2,317 posts
Location: Calgary Canada
Cantus?
Lets steal a spaceship and head for the sun, and shoot the stars with a lemonade ray gun.
Still wiggling
5,967 posts
Location: Belfast, Northern Ireland (UK)
Tee hee. Silly fraggle.
Am quite intrigued about the dress... but that's ok, you can tell me all about in Falmouth when I'm dressed in my respectable clothes
Now, Mr Cantus. I have no intention of blaming anyone, not Skully, nor you, for the dirty minds in this thread. Feel free to join in, if you wish (though I am certainly not going to pressure you into posting pictures of erotic outfits, or indeed, Red Dwarf).
However, I totally refuse you permission to be offended
because we all think you're great and absolutely noone wishes to offend you, o marvellous painter type.Now, don't sulk and come play
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HoP's Barman. Trapped aged 6 months
4,437 posts
Location: Staines, United Kingdom
*wonders into thread and turns gas on* he he he
An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind
Give a man a fish and he'll eat 4 a day hit a man with a brick and you can have all his fish and his wife
"Will's to pretty for prison" - Simian
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
WILLIAM! I'm going to have to tell Malcolm you are trying to blow up HoP
Bad Bad Bad boy! You wait until Falmouth. You're going to get such a spanking. I'll put you accross my knee young man! Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
Still wiggling
5,967 posts
Location: Belfast, Northern Ireland (UK)
*deep intake of breath in shock at the maliciousness, followed by choking and switching off of gas*
Cough. Splutter.
Someone open a few windows!
Well, well. I never thought I'd see the day that someone on HoP would attempt something so evil. I'm not going to be able to play with fire until tomorrow now!
Tut tut. Children today!
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Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
It's not really coal gas. It just smells like it. So you won't suffocate. You'll just get all blowed up if you turn on a light or strike a match or
use your mobile phone... Meh
Still wiggling
5,967 posts
Location: Belfast, Northern Ireland (UK)
Dammit. Thanks for the warning Cantus, I shall stop trying to send text messages then and just sit here in the dark
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Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
do you have any glow toys? You could sit by the light an of aerotech....oh no you don't have any...
Hmmm I'll see what i can do.
Meh
Still wiggling
5,967 posts
Location: Belfast, Northern Ireland (UK)
Lol. No I don't have any. Weep.
Oh well. It's ok. Am going for my tea now anyways... you going out tonight Cantus? The pub? The cinema? The park for spinning?
I have nasty cramps, so I'm going to sit inside under a big pink blanket and feel sorry for myself
Take care
xx
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Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Nope not going out. can i get you anything to cheer you up or help in any way?
Meh
2,530 posts
Location: Manchester, United Kingdom
i'm curious as to what the post that Skully deleted said...
any clues?
We are the music makers, We are the dreamers of dreams,
Wandering by lone sea-breakers, And sitting by desolate streams;
World-losers and world-forsakers, On whom the pale moon gleams;
We are the movers and shakers of the world for ever, it seems.
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
I had a vague impression of a spiked dog collar type thing. But She doesn't seem to be putting any effort into reposting it. So I guess we'll never know....
Meh
2,530 posts
Location: Manchester, United Kingdom
i'm getting the feeling that it tickled Mr Cantus's fantasies...
We are the music makers, We are the dreamers of dreams,
Wandering by lone sea-breakers, And sitting by desolate streams;
World-losers and world-forsakers, On whom the pale moon gleams;
We are the movers and shakers of the world for ever, it seems.
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Is it not past your bedtime?
Meh
Still wiggling
5,967 posts
Location: Belfast, Northern Ireland (UK)
Ahhh. Thank you Cantus. The glow in the dark afro bunny with the evil eyes made me laugh.
The gas has cleared now, so I can turn the lights back on And I think you might have narked Skully a little bit, which is why she isn't reposting the pic.
But don't worry, small differences of opinion are ok, as long as no grudges are held. Nobody is sweetness and light all the time - because that would be incredibly annoying.
Also, I agree... Havokist, I hope you went to bed soon after you posted that. Growing boys need their beauty sleep
Now, young Cantus. Are you going out tonight, or any night this week? I ask because I'm worried that you're spending too much time in front of a computer. Are you becoming a kindof pasty colour?
(yes, this is probably none of my business, but I'm somewhat concerned about you) Getting to the other side
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Firepoise I'm not 'narked' at anyone.
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
As a costume to wear to Falmotuh, I propose the following:
The one on the right:
https://www.morganaclothing.co.uk/images/rubberimage/p2a.jpg
and
https://www.blackrose.co.uk/catimg/XNB326.jpg
EDITED_BY: Unattractive Cranky Old Freud (1109521568)
Still wiggling
5,967 posts
Location: Belfast, Northern Ireland (UK)
Oh, ok then Skully, I just thought you were and that's why you deleted the post. No problems
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HoP's Barman. Trapped aged 6 months
4,437 posts
Location: Staines, United Kingdom
I agree with the costume jon, but the bloke looks like a donk, anyway Firepoise, sorry about the gas incident, i was just testing out my canary, but he said it was fine so no worries
the gas over here is fine, see so in fact i saved your life, therefore you oew me, big time An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind
Give a man a fish and he'll eat 4 a day hit a man with a brick and you can have all his fish and his wife
"Will's to pretty for prison" - Simian
Still wiggling
5,967 posts
Location: Belfast, Northern Ireland (UK)
Ok then. Am not quite following the logic... but what would you like for this remarkable feat of bravery and daring-do? Getting to the other side
HoP's Barman. Trapped aged 6 months
4,437 posts
Location: Staines, United Kingdom
that depends how much are you willing to do for the man who saved your life?
An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind
Give a man a fish and he'll eat 4 a day hit a man with a brick and you can have all his fish and his wife
"Will's to pretty for prison" - Simian
HoP's Barman. Trapped aged 6 months
4,437 posts
Location: Staines, United Kingdom
cue cantus and a sarcastic comment
An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind
Give a man a fish and he'll eat 4 a day hit a man with a brick and you can have all his fish and his wife
"Will's to pretty for prison" - Simian
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