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Login/Join to Participatejust lost .... evil init
2,474 posts
Location: Adelaide, Australia
so i used to have one of these aaaaaaaaaages ago but never remade it after the boards switched over however a trip on the bus with smallboy convinced me i should redo one so here goes
name - ok so its not dr yet but sooonish to be dr benjamen longstaff once my evil robots come into fruition
location - back in ademalaide
age - 26
toys - staff n doubles
been twirling for - 4 n half ish years or there abouts
occupation - phd student
hobbies - spinning, travelling, learning new stuff and pushing boundaries
searching for - the universal truth, expanded consciousness beyond the confines of the human body, true love or a sugar momma
favourite toy - my luuuuuuuuuuurvely sony viao laptop *drool* its the thing dreams are made of
during my travels ive met the following hoppers (this list is mainly to prompt my memory of happy times
)Adamsimon
Adya_Miriyana
arbitrary_number_2
Arsn
Arnwyn
ataxia
Babajaga
Baccory
Bairy Fen
BamBam
Bender
Beth
Bird
BlondePyro
Bluecat
bluebottle
Bovrilmonkey
Brad_fire
BRETTSTAR
Brodieman_X
BurningDan
Cantus
Cerambus
Circus Midget
Coleman
Dentrassi
DeepSoulSheep
DevKev
Dexta
Dimitri
Dom
Ðraghkyre
DragonFury
DsAds
Duballstar
Dunc
Durbs
DykeBoy
Elasta
ezz
falloutboy
Fenfire
Firefish
Fireflyz
FireNix
Fire Bunny
Fishermans_Pants
Flame Swirl
Flid
Fluffy Napalm Fairy
Flynt
FoxInDocs
Frodo
Garthy
*Geo*
GeorgeB
Gita
Glass
Gnorc
Gnors Bill
Greenmilk
HellsBells
inspired_by_fire
J-J
jc_firetricks
Jemmemima smallgirl
Jo Derry
Josh
jungleboy
Katinca
Knoxious
Kyle McLean
Lasersurge
Lolli
Kit
Kyle McLean
madjuggling
Mags The Jedi
Matthew BM
Matthew O'Keyes
Manticore
Mcp
Mech
Medusa
Meenik
Miekelmot
MiG
Mint Sauce
Mojo
Mojojo
Molly
Moseph
myco
Narr
Newgabe
Nx?
NYC
Ogre
Oli
Onewheeldave
Orbit
Ow
Parafinfairy
pfsh
Phaerie
Pink.....?
pineapple pete
PK
PoiPoiPoi
Predator
Psi
PsyRush
Pyro Will
Prosparityfire
Puk
roarfire
Rossco Bossco
Rubbergoose
Ry
Ryo_Ken
Scratch_n_Sniff
SeKnoT
simeon
Simian
Sir Sheep
Smallboy
Smiley
Solace
Space Monkey
Spherespinner
Stone
Strugz
Sunbeam
Sureau
Tempest
Tenticle
The Approving Ninja
The Fade
The_Magnesium_Master
The Misguided Oracle
The Wench
tillymoo
Tree
TopHat
Tyr
T&B
Valura
Vanize
Vixen
UCOF
UrbanNinja
Weasel
Wyvern
YayYay
Y.T.
2bags
.:* Moon Pixie *:.
EDITED_BY: ben-ja-men (1151854111)
Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light, not our darkness that most frightens us. We ask ourself, who am I to be brilliant, gorgeous and talented? Who are you NOT to be?
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,899 posts
Location: Austin, Texas, USA
Written by: mcp
all of the above.
NOW!!!!!!
sir/ma'am! yes sir/ma'am! I will book my flight immediately sir/ma'am!
-v-
Wiederstand ist Zwecklos!
just lost .... evil init
2,474 posts
Location: Adelaide, Australia
Written by: mcp
Get your lycra out ofr the lads ben!
that was supposed to be a suprise for the next video ........ sheeeesh meg u non secret keepery spoilery type
i am in ed now ..... well sort of ..... ok not really ..... in thought ...... well no ..... actually im in guildford ...... in thought
i wanna buuuuuuuuurito do u have a burito?
Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light, not our darkness that most frightens us. We ask ourself, who am I to be brilliant, gorgeous and talented? Who are you NOT to be?
Flying Water Muppet
5,276 posts
Location: Edin-borrow., United Kingdom
guildford poooooo!
edinburgh = goooooooooooood!
"the now legendary" - Kaskade
"the still legendary" - Kaskade
I spunked in my friend's aquarium and the fish ate it. I love all fish. Especially the pink ones. They are my bitches. - Anon.
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
This advertisement was brought to you on behalf of the Edinburgh Board of Tourism...
Meh
just lost .... evil init
2,474 posts
Location: Adelaide, Australia
oh u wouldnt believe the half of it theres banners out the front of my house, planes flying by dropping leaflets its just non stop madness.
besides guildford has lots of luuuuuuuurvely ppls not saying ed doesnt but well u know
Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light, not our darkness that most frightens us. We ask ourself, who am I to be brilliant, gorgeous and talented? Who are you NOT to be?
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,276 posts
Location: Oxfordshire/Wiltshire, United Kingdom
*snuggles* xxx
tHeReS gOoD aNd EvIl iN EaCh InDiViDuAl fIrE, iDeNtIfIeS nEeDs AnD fEeDs OuR dEsIrEs.
Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
6,140 posts
Location: Over There, United Kingdom
Remember my Poi and CD
(do you think if i say it enough to you, you will remember?
) Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Would you like some help there pink...??
Remember Pink's Poi and CD
!!! Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
nah. forget them. And steal her coat again. It looks much better on you.
Meh
Flying Water Muppet
5,276 posts
Location: Edin-borrow., United Kingdom
Why have I never met cantus?
I've met the rest of these unruly hop folk.
Time for more Marketing:
EDINBURGH! = THE BEST CITY ON EARTH!
Visit it now while stocks last!
"the now legendary" - Kaskade
"the still legendary" - Kaskade
I spunked in my friend's aquarium and the fish ate it. I love all fish. Especially the pink ones. They are my bitches. - Anon.
Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
6,140 posts
Location: Over There, United Kingdom
Ahh he can steal my coat if he wants, but only aslong as i can steal his (well ok i know it's not really his) Jumper
Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Edinburgh is so bloomin far away.
And i'm scared of scottish people. I had to sit next to one at school and he used to make up poems and say they were by Rabbie Burns and sing Eagles songs and draw cars and it put me off.
Plus that australian on the stilts in te Pooka called me Canvas and i've never really gotten over it...
Meh
Flying Water Muppet
5,276 posts
Location: Edin-borrow., United Kingdom
Ooooohhhhh! It's a T! I don't get your name anymore...
It's true, tall australians are scarey. But they have almost all gone back to australian now. (they are tall cos they grow down, therefore gravity usually helps them. Damn them, and their over negative 6 foot average height!)
But you're right to be scared of scottish folk. We ain't right in the head. Just look at where we live...!
"the now legendary" - Kaskade
"the still legendary" - Kaskade
I spunked in my friend's aquarium and the fish ate it. I love all fish. Especially the pink ones. They are my bitches. - Anon.
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
and they torture monkeys in Edinburgh.
Meh
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
*finally understands the T comment*
Ah no. It's cos somebody, not naming any names but he's the girthful one of the pooks, was pished on mead and slurred the introduction.
Meh
Flying Water Muppet
5,276 posts
Location: Edin-borrow., United Kingdom
They torture monkeys where I work!
It's just the done thing. All the fancy restaurants are doing it nowadays.
"the now legendary" - Kaskade
"the still legendary" - Kaskade
I spunked in my friend's aquarium and the fish ate it. I love all fish. Especially the pink ones. They are my bitches. - Anon.
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Actually i was referring to this
Meh
Flying Water Muppet
5,276 posts
Location: Edin-borrow., United Kingdom
'pparently if you type 'crack whore monkey' into google, that's the first link to come up!
Cool huh?
Plus: My god! Teviot with old seat covers and rob with old hair!
I'm president of that club y'know!
?
"the now legendary" - Kaskade
"the still legendary" - Kaskade
I spunked in my friend's aquarium and the fish ate it. I love all fish. Especially the pink ones. They are my bitches. - Anon.
5,300 posts
Location: everywhere
i think you'll find it was intentional.
R
Holistic Spinner (I hope)
Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
6,140 posts
Location: Over There, United Kingdom
Thank you for remembering my poi and Cd
Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...
just lost .... evil init
2,474 posts
Location: Adelaide, Australia
thank you for your rubbish train advice
and wheres my bag already huh? HUH? Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light, not our darkness that most frightens us. We ask ourself, who am I to be brilliant, gorgeous and talented? Who are you NOT to be?
Flying Water Muppet
5,276 posts
Location: Edin-borrow., United Kingdom
what? Your old hair was intentional?
Or crack whore monkey was intentional?
actually crack whore monkey doesn't bring up EUJS, which is a real shame.
Plus "goat boy with chainsaw" doesn't bring up Durham Sci-Fi Society. Which is also a real shame. I remember those night walks home from Collingwood college singing rocky horror tunes while trying not to slip on the ice...
Oh, I think I digressed...
"the now legendary" - Kaskade
"the still legendary" - Kaskade
I spunked in my friend's aquarium and the fish ate it. I love all fish. Especially the pink ones. They are my bitches. - Anon.
Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
6,140 posts
Location: Over There, United Kingdom
Well the deal was... bag for toasties.
So the real question is, where's my toasties
Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...
2,354 posts
Location: Away from home
it only works on edinburgh uni searches meg
you know naaaaaating
benbenbenbenben!
are you nearly here yet?
huh?
Flying Water Muppet
5,276 posts
Location: Edin-borrow., United Kingdom
He's not coming yet cos he thinks london juggling is better than us.
He is a pooface.
And a gaylord.
"the now legendary" - Kaskade
"the still legendary" - Kaskade
I spunked in my friend's aquarium and the fish ate it. I love all fish. Especially the pink ones. They are my bitches. - Anon.
2,354 posts
Location: Away from home
ben, you smell
enthusiast
272 posts
Location: bristol, uk
[edit] ... i don't think someone as stupid and smelly as you should make fun
of anyone.
ya boo sucks.
i just edited this post because i've changed my name back and now it doesn't
make any sense. apart from the bit above, obviously, because no matter what
happened you'd still be stupid and smelly.
EDITED_BY: 2bags (1100089518)
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
the gay poet formerly known as Ben kidnapped my monkey you know?
But i swooped in and rescued him.
well that was the plan.
But unfortunately PyroWill had been somewhat over zealous with the vodka-lemonade ratio....
so i fear what i may have done was crashed in, staggered across the room and slurred something slightly offensive.
But it was all dark and people may not have recognised me. So it's all good.
Meh
just lost .... evil init
2,474 posts
Location: Adelaide, Australia
london juggling rocks will be in ed next week i proooooooomise *looks at pink with that shush you expression*
pupilofdirtysocks i have no idea what your on about, who is this 2bags guy ..... oh wait ..... i may have heard of him i think he was this guy i met last week who was having trouble juggling i showed him how to 3 ball cascade poor guy has like zero balence
cantus you may want to check ur monkey ....... u may think you have bugis ....... *insert evil sinester i stole your monkey and replaced him with a clone smile here*
Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light, not our darkness that most frightens us. We ask ourself, who am I to be brilliant, gorgeous and talented? Who are you NOT to be?
slack rating - 9.5
2,216 posts
Location: Suburbiton, Yoo-Kay, United Kingdom
i saw the attempted monkey recsue incedent. i can't really remember much of it though except for you staggering in an yellin 'yougotmymonkey' or somethin. i think i left at that point cos it looked like it might get ugly...
It is our fantasies that make us real. Without our fantasies we're just a blank monkey' - Terry Pratchett
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