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15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
Posted:
right about...............here.
I personally preffered the live clay pidgeon shoot
right about...............here.
I personally preffered the live clay pidgeon shoot
Toe Poking Bad Boy
2,865 posts
Location: Lake District UK
2,865 posts
Location: Lake District UK
Posted:
solo syncronized swimming? hows that work?
solo syncronized swimming? hows that work?
Remember.........YOU LOSE!!!
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master of disaster
3,354 posts
Location: New York, USA
master of disaster
3,354 posts
Location: New York, USA
Posted:
mmm exercises in stupidity....would never be caught doing that...;)
mmm exercises in stupidity....would never be caught doing that...;)
kyrian: I've felt your finger connect with me many times
lou kitten: sneaky little meatball..
ezz: please corrupt me more
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Carpal \'Tunnel
5,814 posts
Location: Perth, Australia
Carpal \'Tunnel
5,814 posts
Location: Perth, Australia
Posted:
On the Olympic theme
*Insert appropriate attire and place names*
Rockingham OLYMPICS 2008
Rockingham is to make a bid for the 2008 Olympic games. In order to
increase the likelihood that the successful hometown athletes will win at
least some medals, the competitions have been modified somewhat. However,
fierce competition is expected from rival areas such as Koondoola,
Mirrabooka,Girrawheen, Coolbellup and Kwinana.
OPENING CEREMONY
A petrol bomb will ignite the Olympic flame, thrown by a resident of the
area wearing the traditional flannelette shirt, jeans and no shoes, with his
defacto wearing the traditional bike pants and short top with oversized
stomach.
THE EVENTS
100 Metre Sprint.
Competitors will have to hold a video recorder and a microwave (one in each
arm) and on the sound of the starting pistol a police dog will be released
from a cage 10 metres behind the athletes.
100 Metres Hurdle.
As above but with added obstacles - car bonnets, hedges, gardens, fences,
walls, train, etc.
Hammer Throw.
Competitors in this event may choose the type of hammer they wish to use
claw, sledge, etc). The winner will be the one who can cause the most
grievous bodily harm to members of the public within the time allowed.
Shooting.
A strong challenge is expected from the men in this event. The first
target will be a moving police vehicle. In the second round, competitors
will aim at a post office clerk, bank teller, petrol station attendant or
video store attendant.
Boxing.
Entry to boxing will be restricted to husband and wife teams and will take
place on a Friday night. The husband will be given 15 cans of VB (or
bourbon/cola) at the local pub followed by a quick visit to The Site, The
Kitty Kat Club, or The Dollhouse, whilst the wife will be told not to make
him any dinner when he gets home. She will be wearing bike pants, short top
and thongs.
Cycling Time Trials.
The competitor will attend the local skateboard area where they will
obtain a bicycle stolen from a mummies boy (preferably from Scotch College,
Trinity College, Guilford Grammar, Wesley or Aquinas Colleges). They will
then be racing against the clock. Bonus points will be awarded should a
helmet be obtained at the time of taking the bike.
Modern Pentathlon.
Amended to include robbery with violence, burglary, and unlawful use of a
motor vehicle, arson, and wilful exposure.
Men's 50km Walk.
Unfortunately, this event will have to be cancelled, as organizers cannot
guarantee the safety of anyone walking the streets of Rockingham any more.
Gymnastics.
The kerb outside the local pub will replace the beam. The events will
commence at closing time - we expect some extremely difficult dismounts to
be performed on this apparatus. The floor routine will be conducted in the
padded cell of the Rocko Lockup.
CLOSING CEREMONY
The local AC/DC cover band will provide entertainment. The Olympic flame
will be extinguished by local representatives urinating from specially
built platform above the Olympic flame in a cascading effect. The stadium
will then be boarded up before local athletes break in, smash all glass,
and remove all copper piping and anything else of value
On the Olympic theme
*Insert appropriate attire and place names*
Rockingham OLYMPICS 2008
Rockingham is to make a bid for the 2008 Olympic games. In order to
increase the likelihood that the successful hometown athletes will win at
least some medals, the competitions have been modified somewhat. However,
fierce competition is expected from rival areas such as Koondoola,
Mirrabooka,Girrawheen, Coolbellup and Kwinana.
OPENING CEREMONY
A petrol bomb will ignite the Olympic flame, thrown by a resident of the
area wearing the traditional flannelette shirt, jeans and no shoes, with his
defacto wearing the traditional bike pants and short top with oversized
stomach.
THE EVENTS
100 Metre Sprint.
Competitors will have to hold a video recorder and a microwave (one in each
arm) and on the sound of the starting pistol a police dog will be released
from a cage 10 metres behind the athletes.
100 Metres Hurdle.
As above but with added obstacles - car bonnets, hedges, gardens, fences,
walls, train, etc.
Hammer Throw.
Competitors in this event may choose the type of hammer they wish to use
claw, sledge, etc). The winner will be the one who can cause the most
grievous bodily harm to members of the public within the time allowed.
Shooting.
A strong challenge is expected from the men in this event. The first
target will be a moving police vehicle. In the second round, competitors
will aim at a post office clerk, bank teller, petrol station attendant or
video store attendant.
Boxing.
Entry to boxing will be restricted to husband and wife teams and will take
place on a Friday night. The husband will be given 15 cans of VB (or
bourbon/cola) at the local pub followed by a quick visit to The Site, The
Kitty Kat Club, or The Dollhouse, whilst the wife will be told not to make
him any dinner when he gets home. She will be wearing bike pants, short top
and thongs.
Cycling Time Trials.
The competitor will attend the local skateboard area where they will
obtain a bicycle stolen from a mummies boy (preferably from Scotch College,
Trinity College, Guilford Grammar, Wesley or Aquinas Colleges). They will
then be racing against the clock. Bonus points will be awarded should a
helmet be obtained at the time of taking the bike.
Modern Pentathlon.
Amended to include robbery with violence, burglary, and unlawful use of a
motor vehicle, arson, and wilful exposure.
Men's 50km Walk.
Unfortunately, this event will have to be cancelled, as organizers cannot
guarantee the safety of anyone walking the streets of Rockingham any more.
Gymnastics.
The kerb outside the local pub will replace the beam. The events will
commence at closing time - we expect some extremely difficult dismounts to
be performed on this apparatus. The floor routine will be conducted in the
padded cell of the Rocko Lockup.
CLOSING CEREMONY
The local AC/DC cover band will provide entertainment. The Olympic flame
will be extinguished by local representatives urinating from specially
built platform above the Olympic flame in a cascading effect. The stadium
will then be boarded up before local athletes break in, smash all glass,
and remove all copper piping and anything else of value
Is it the Truth?
Is it Fair to all concerned?
Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?
Im in a lonely battle with the world with a fish to match the chip on my shoulder. Gnu in Binnu in a cnu
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Sporadically Prodigal
2,758 posts
Location: Sydney, NSW, Australia
Sporadically Prodigal
2,758 posts
Location: Sydney, NSW, Australia
Posted:
Nice one Gnor! What a classic!
makes me proud to be an Austrayan.
Nice one Gnor! What a classic!
makes me proud to be an Austrayan.
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Stream Entrant
2,829 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia
Stream Entrant
2,829 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia
Posted:
Interesting link, and I think that most sports have been in the Olympics at some stage.
But, you have to admire the courage of George Roth, the American club swinger, who won a gold medal despite being unemployed and hungry during the Depression, and hitchhiked home.
Interesting link, and I think that most sports have been in the Olympics at some stage.
But, you have to admire the courage of George Roth, the American club swinger, who won a gold medal despite being unemployed and hungry during the Depression, and hitchhiked home.
If we as members of the human race practice meditation, we can transcend our fear, despair, and forgetfulness. Meditation is not an escape. It is the courage to look at reality with mindfulness and concentration. Thich Nhat Hanh
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Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
6,140 posts
Location: Over There, United Kingdom
Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
6,140 posts
Location: Over There, United Kingdom
Posted:
Very interesting link!
I want to see rope climbing again and tug of war again
Very interesting link!
I want to see rope climbing again and tug of war again
Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...
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1,643 posts
Location: ffidrac
1,643 posts
Location: ffidrac
Posted:
I want tumbling back!! i could enter then, am rather good at
"the gravity defying, standing up"
was tiddly winks ever actually in the olympics or was that one of those gullibility tests that i fell for hook, line and sinker?
I want tumbling back!! i could enter then, am rather good at
"the gravity defying, standing up"
was tiddly winks ever actually in the olympics or was that one of those gullibility tests that i fell for hook, line and sinker?
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