FrodoBRONZE Member
old hand
1,092 posts
Location: In a van, United Kingdom


Posted:
Can anyone give me a job?

please.....

Ive just been sacked for being rude apparently, the manager didnt like me anyway.

so if anyone wants to offer me a job, then go ahead...

Hop, ill move to the other side of the world, if u give me a hobbit hole and pay me in wick!! smile

passing through, this world still lives.


RosscoOfficial HoP hobbity potato monster!
434 posts
Location: Cardiff, The Diffshire


Posted:
ive got a cupboard under the stairs with a round window in if that helps. biggrin

and if you accept a big bath towel as wick then the jobs yours! wink

but you must bring with you the finest weed in the southfarthing! wink biggrin

oh yeah, the job involves satisfying the weird guy that lives downstairs! ubbrollsmile

O.B.E.S.E. Official Potato man.

Remeber kids.... Its all fun and games until someone loses a bol**ck! biggrin


strugzBRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,964 posts
Location: Southampton - Possibly..., United Kingdom


Posted:
Lost your Job eh - i thought that was just a sideline anyhow wink

I thought you were the MD of that mahooosive spinning company wink

Speak to ya this eve biggrin

Oh & Rossco - can i come live in your cupboard? however in exchange for some southern fine weed - you can satisfy the man downstairs ubblol

"...We don't stop playing because we get old, we get old because we stop playing......."


DuncGOLD Member
playing the days away
7,263 posts
Location: The Middle lands, United Kingdom


Posted:
He does it anyway, even without the weed ubblol You should sniff his fingers on a saturday morning....*shudder*

wink

Let's relight this forum ubblove


SkulduggeryGOLD Member
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales


Posted:
*gags*

Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!


Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
come to aus and go fruit picking with me over the summer biggrin

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


RosscoOfficial HoP hobbity potato monster!
434 posts
Location: Cardiff, The Diffshire


Posted:
*sniffs fingers*

Not that bad at the minute, but then it is only friday morning. wink

what kind of fruit picking? can anyone join in? wink biggrin

O.B.E.S.E. Official Potato man.

Remeber kids.... Its all fun and games until someone loses a bol**ck! biggrin


FrodoBRONZE Member
old hand
1,092 posts
Location: In a van, United Kingdom


Posted:
k, where abouts? and what type of fruit?

passing through, this world still lives.


fluffy napalm fairyCarpal \'Tunnel
3,638 posts
Location: Brum / Dorset / Fairy Land


Posted:
there's an apple place here that needs work - I'm sure you could dig a hole in the corner of an orchard wink

Geologists do it in the dirt................ spank


VixenSILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,276 posts
Location: Oxfordshire/Wiltshire, United Kingdom


Posted:
Spin some poi... and your your worries will magically dissapear!!! xxx

tHeReS gOoD aNd EvIl iN EaCh InDiViDuAl fIrE, iDeNtIfIeS nEeDs AnD fEeDs OuR dEsIrEs.


fireflyzmember
73 posts
Location: standish,wigan


Posted:
AAARRRGGGGHHH just had join this thread man me and helens jobs are crap wages are crap burton is crap everythings crap ,crap,crap,crap. think we are off round the world,sod it retting our house out and off on our travels. we need new jobs to sort us out b4 we go, save up some cash and we are off, may come down to cardiff for a few months rossco if you know of anything!!!! shipping out to the us to start off me thinks if anyone has any contacts!!!
frown frown frown frown frown

who ate all the poi's?

How much of a difference will YOU make to the world today?


ber sealThe Official London juggling ber spy. shh! dont tell any one
419 posts
Location: the world (London)


Posted:
I need someone to run around collecting all my droped juggle balls.

but I dont have a jod, so it wont pay that well.

ubbloco

When people says "plz" cause its shorter than "please" I say "no" cause its shorter than "yes"


Sakura_MoonHop's Kitten Jester.
1,803 posts
Location: Wonderland igloo, Vic, Australia


Posted:
I wish i would get fired. I hate my job. I work at red rooster, i'm, only fifteen though so dont go thinking i'm some kind of sad, old hag with no career. I hate working...those beak, cold, Australian mornings, getting up in the rain, putting on a yucky uniform anddragging yourself to a place where you have to stuff cold chickens all day. I counted how many i did the other day. 120, twelve crates of 10. Yeah it took alot of soap to get that smell off me. WIsh i had a good job, like coaching (taekwondo) get to go to comps and stuff *sigh*
All in favour of jobs being bad 99.99% of the time say "I" or not...

.:Pink Exocutioner:.

I am Jack's Raging Bile Duct...

Loving you from the deepest part of my loins.



MeleSILVER Member
A perth girl gone walkabout...
396 posts
Location: Back home in Perth WA, Australia


Posted:
Hey, If anyone knows of a job going anywhere in the UK from mid-October onwards i'll be looking too... Doing travelling up till the 14th when my travel buddy is abandoning me all alone and probably broke in Edinburgh to go home to Oz ubbcrying

I smile because i have no idea whats going on!! biggrin


pengwinoBRONZE Member
suitable for vegetarians
300 posts
Location: Leeds, UK


Posted:
ooh, so this is turning into a 'someone get me a job' thread? well i need one!!!!! ubblol in leeds preferrably, from the beginning of Sept.
Can't make tea or coffee but can stand on my head and balance things on my feet...

animals who are not penguins can only wish they were


mrFlibbleSILVER Member
Ghostbuster
455 posts
Location: York, UK


Posted:
pengwino put your name down on some agencies. pertemps is one that has a fair few employees in my place of work (at the edge of leeds on the A63/M1 junction) and there seems to always be new people starting

tadpoleGOLD Member
enthusiast
200 posts
Location: Harare, Zimbabwe, United Kingdom


Posted:
Jeez, I seem to have the reverse problem... I've got a job, but am packing it in just to see what happens next...

Believe good things will happen to you and they will. Without fail.

Don't worry, be happy...


pengwinoBRONZE Member
suitable for vegetarians
300 posts
Location: Leeds, UK


Posted:
thanks mrFlibble. I did 1 day of work for Pertemps once and it was horrible and then they were bastards to me! i'm still registered with Taskmaster who are much nicer, and i know they will get me work... but beginning to think i can temp forever! so trying to find something interesting and 'me' to do long term(ish).... it's tricky!

animals who are not penguins can only wish they were


mrFlibbleSILVER Member
Ghostbuster
455 posts
Location: York, UK


Posted:
i know what you mean

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