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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
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Location: Wales
Posted:
Hello
hmmmmmm what to write about me as an intro.....damn its make or break time. First impressions are so vital. Oooooo the pressure.
I'm living in South Wales but originate from Essex (No I don't own White stillettos and No I'm not an Essex girl!). I don't bite, I do pinch, I love chocolate and I one day plan on learning lots of stuff I can't do yet.
Hobbies:- include juggling, balls
and clubs , Diablo, poi, doodling, music, hating housework (dust is natures way of showing what the burglars have stolen), making things, pulling things to bits (mainly to see how they work) , embarrassing my nieces and nephews (great fun hobbie that all aunties should take up), hugging trees and talking to bees (watch out for the squirrels......they ARE out to get you!)
Ambitions:- Never to grow up. Learn how to burn things safely
To that ends learning how to poi without stunning myself, blacking my eye or turning myself into a human torch. Learn to play more than one tune on the guitar. Rule the World. Learn to Surf. Conquer my fear of heights. Travel the world in a van with a man named Bob ("why Bob?" you ask...well why not Bob? I'm sure there are loads of nice men called Bob out there! Simons and Johns need not apply).
Boring stuff:- work in sales to pay the bills.
Hello
hmmmmmm what to write about me as an intro.....damn its make or break time. First impressions are so vital. Oooooo the pressure.
I'm living in South Wales but originate from Essex (No I don't own White stillettos and No I'm not an Essex girl!). I don't bite, I do pinch, I love chocolate and I one day plan on learning lots of stuff I can't do yet.
Hobbies:- include juggling, balls
and clubs , Diablo, poi, doodling, music, hating housework (dust is natures way of showing what the burglars have stolen), making things, pulling things to bits (mainly to see how they work) , embarrassing my nieces and nephews (great fun hobbie that all aunties should take up), hugging trees and talking to bees (watch out for the squirrels......they ARE out to get you!) Ambitions:- Never to grow up. Learn how to burn things safely
To that ends learning how to poi without stunning myself, blacking my eye or turning myself into a human torch. Learn to play more than one tune on the guitar. Rule the World. Learn to Surf. Conquer my fear of heights. Travel the world in a van with a man named Bob ("why Bob?" you ask...well why not Bob? I'm sure there are loads of nice men called Bob out there! Simons and Johns need not apply).Boring stuff:- work in sales to pay the bills.
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
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Gromit's Humble Squire
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Location: Brisbane, Australia
Gromit's Humble Squire
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Location: Brisbane, Australia
Posted:
Greetings and hugs Miss Skully
Hope all is well in the world of hoops and other hoopy things Bit late here and I think I'm going to sneak off to bed now.. spleepy.. Catch up soon ya?
Greetings and hugs Miss Skully
Hope all is well in the world of hoops and other hoopy things Bit late here and I think I'm going to sneak off to bed now.. spleepy.. Catch up soon ya? GOLD Member
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
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Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
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Location: Wales
Posted:
Well I'd be the tallest for sure. Dom just looks tall because he is very careful where he stands. He makes sure he is standing on a wall or box or a little hillock! The rest of the time he is walking around on his extendable shoe stilts
I swear he is only 4'10" and I'm 5'4" so clearly I'm the tallest.
Kat, I'm down south near Swansea, but I'm very sure you won't want to come within a mile of me when you read the next paragraph of my post Where are you chopping up people with swords this weekend? Do you do request chop ups? I think my sister might like to hire you to chop up a few people at her work! 
I went to take a nap this afternoon because I wanted to store up enough energy to go and see Gayle and Alice in Bristol for lunch tomorrow. I went to sleep feeling a bit tired and I woke up with a temp of 102f
. I feel uber yucky. I think I have caught the flu that my niece came home from collage with I am a germ bag! I have a crappy immune system and I'm grumpy and fed up!
OK now I got that off my chest, I feel a bit better. Sorry about that bit of self indulgence.
As for badges, I'm thinking about getting myself a cheap-ish laminator.... not just for badge making. That's a kind of side reason for having one. I want to be able to make signs and ticketing for stalls to sell my hoops and other stuff. If I do get one I'll make you a new badge Kat.
Ah well I better go and text Gayle and tell her I won't be there tomorrow
Written by: NYC
Even match?! Um... then we can have an "Even Match" between You and Dom for the "Who's Taller" competition.
I'm like the least 'silly' guy on this thread by far. I have other lovely qualities... but I definitely wouldn't call myself silly. Even my students don't call me silly.
Well I'd be the tallest for sure. Dom just looks tall because he is very careful where he stands. He makes sure he is standing on a wall or box or a little hillock! The rest of the time he is walking around on his extendable shoe stilts
I swear he is only 4'10" and I'm 5'4" so clearly I'm the tallest. Kat, I'm down south near Swansea, but I'm very sure you won't want to come within a mile of me when you read the next paragraph of my post
Where are you chopping up people with swords this weekend? Do you do request chop ups? I think my sister might like to hire you to chop up a few people at her work! I went to take a nap this afternoon because I wanted to store up enough energy to go and see Gayle and Alice in Bristol for lunch tomorrow. I went to sleep feeling a bit tired and I woke up with a temp of 102f
. I feel uber yucky. I think I have caught the flu that my niece came home from collage with I am a germ bag! I have a crappy immune system and I'm grumpy and fed up!OK now I got that off my chest, I feel a bit better. Sorry about that bit of self indulgence.
As for badges, I'm thinking about getting myself a cheap-ish laminator.... not just for badge making. That's a kind of side reason for having one. I want to be able to make signs and ticketing for stalls to sell my hoops and other stuff. If I do get one I'll make you a new badge Kat.
Ah well I better go and text Gayle and tell her I won't be there tomorrow
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
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Posted:
Sorry to hear that you aren't feeling well.
Sorry to hear that you aren't feeling well.
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Location: South Wales
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Location: South Wales
Posted:
WANRING: The following post contains rudeness
"That's a kind of side reason for having one."
Another one is having shower proof pornography...
Skully, would you feel bettter if I sent you some porn?
Not that I have any of course...
WANRING: The following post contains rudeness
"That's a kind of side reason for having one."
Another one is having shower proof pornography...
Skully, would you feel bettter if I sent you some porn?
Not that I have any of course...
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
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Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Posted:
Is it comedy Porn, Jon? I need a good giggle right now. :Snog: :Poke: (since when did you warn prople that you are posting rude bits.... or have the mods fixed that to the top of every post you make? It raised my hopes that a naked jugging man picture was about to appear I had the chocolate fondue set at the ready! )
Thank you patrick.
Hello Mr ry. I hope you sleep well I have lots of hoops.... well about 50 ready to sell. I just need to find somewhere to sell them.
Is it comedy Porn, Jon? I need a good giggle right now.
:Snog: :Poke: (since when did you warn prople that you are posting rude bits.... or have the mods fixed that to the top of every post you make? It raised my hopes that a naked jugging man picture was about to appear I had the chocolate fondue set at the ready! )Thank you patrick.
Hello Mr ry. I hope you sleep well
I have lots of hoops.... well about 50 ready to sell. I just need to find somewhere to sell them. Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
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Pooh-Bah
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Location: Bristol !!!!!!, United Kingdom
Pooh-Bah
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Location: Bristol !!!!!!, United Kingdom
Posted:
Where's my text? :sobbing: :floodingtears:
Where's my text?
:sobbing: :floodingtears: Gayle.....!
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
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Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
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Location: Wales
Posted:
Hun I PM-ed you. My phone is being a bitch!
Hun I PM-ed you. My phone is being a bitch!
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Posted:
Poor Gayle!
Poor Gayle!
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
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Location: Wales
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I'm sorry Gayle. Would it make you feel better if I go and throw myself under the next passing bus?
I want a body transplant!
I'm sorry Gayle. Would it make you feel better if I go and throw myself under the next passing bus?
I want a body transplant!
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
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Posted:
Not sure how throwing yourself under a bus will get you a body transplant.... unless of course Dr. Frankenstein happens to be on that bus. Ah ha, now I see your plan. Clever!
N.B. Had to edit this. Where the hell did I come up with Franenstein from?
EDITED_BY: Patrick the Bubba Badger (1139505251)
Not sure how throwing yourself under a bus will get you a body transplant.... unless of course Dr. Frankenstein happens to be on that bus. Ah ha, now I see your plan. Clever!
N.B. Had to edit this. Where the hell did I come up with Franenstein from?
EDITED_BY: Patrick the Bubba Badger (1139505251)
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Pooh-Bah
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Location: Bristol !!!!!!, United Kingdom
Pooh-Bah
2,444 posts
Location: Bristol !!!!!!, United Kingdom
Posted:
NO.
Everybody should join in the
.
Have some
to brighten your crappy sounding day.
Feel better soon.
NO.
Everybody should join in the
. Have some
to brighten your crappy sounding day.Feel better soon.
Gayle.....!
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Location: South Wales
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Posted:
<-- and its not often I post that icon 
damn.. Gayle beat me to it.
<-- and its not often I post that icon damn.. Gayle beat me to it.
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
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Location: Wales
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Patrick I wasn't cunning enough to even think up that cunning plan. I just thought that Gayle might get a giggle out of the mental image of me getting a bit squished and then having a body transplant....... now I write that down it doesn't sound as giggle worthy as the image in my head did.... ah well. Rest assured I'm not going to go an traumatize a local bus Driver.
Thank you for the Gayle and Jon you still haven't used it
[edit]pfffft Mr UCough you fixed it!
Patrick I wasn't cunning enough to even think up that cunning plan. I just thought that Gayle might get a giggle out of the mental image of me getting a bit squished and then having a body transplant....... now I write that down it doesn't sound as giggle worthy as the image in my head did.... ah well. Rest assured I'm not going to go an traumatize a local bus Driver.
Thank you for the
Gayle and Jon you still haven't used it [edit]pfffft Mr UCough you fixed it!
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Posted:
Yep
and before I read your post
Yep
and before I read your post
NYC
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Location: NYC, NY, USA
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Location: NYC, NY, USA
Posted:
Boo! We don't like talk like that. It makes us sad. And by "we" I mean "me".
Hugs to you in whatever body you happen to be inhabiting.
Written by: Skulduggery
I'm sorry Gayle. Would it make you feel better if I go and throw myself under the next passing bus?
Boo! We don't like talk like that. It makes us sad. And by "we" I mean "me".
Hugs to you in whatever body you happen to be inhabiting.
Well, shall we go?
Yes, let's go.
[They do not move.]
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
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Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
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Posted:
I'm going to go and act like a potato on my couch.
you all!
I'm going to go and act like a potato on my couch.
you all! Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
NYC
9,232 posts
Location: NYC, NY, USA
9,232 posts
Location: NYC, NY, USA
Posted:
You're going to grow roots out of your eyes?
Ew.
You're going to grow roots out of your eyes?
Ew.
Well, shall we go?
Yes, let's go.
[They do not move.]
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Super Gidg!!!!
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Location: Portland Oregon USA
Super Gidg!!!!
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Location: Portland Oregon USA
Posted:
You mean that Bird isn't sane!
Written by: Skulduggery
Gidg, give it up! You are as far from innocent, as Bird is from being sane! Accept the fact that you are a smutty minded unicycle hater. Embrace your hussiness. We
You mean that Bird isn't sane! Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
Proud member of the HoP DPS.
Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.
Gidg
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Carpal \'Tunnel
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Location: Europe,Scotland,Both
Carpal \'Tunnel
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Location: Europe,Scotland,Both
Posted:
Humm... I actually have some naked juggler photoes...
but no host for them
*hint hint*
anyone know someone in the UK makes collapsable fire hoops?
T
Humm... I actually have some naked juggler photoes...
but no host for them
*hint hint*
anyone know someone in the UK makes collapsable fire hoops?
T
This is a post by tom, all spelling is deleberate
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
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Location: Wales
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Posted:
Dear Mr NYC, don't be sad. I was joking about the bus. I would never EVER throw myself under a bus, especially around here. The drivers are so bad they might hit me!
Gidg, that's exactly what I mean. Anyone that loves their car, as much as Dave does, can't be sane!
As for the roots out of my eyes..... um..... *squeezes eyes tight shut and concentrates really hard* ....... nope I don't seem able to do that.
Tom, I'm sure we can find you someone with a bit of web space to post up a few naked jugglers.
STRUGZ, Oh Strugz hun! Tom needs to discuss a bit of a hosting problem with you babe.
*wanders off to practice growing eye roots*
Written by: NYCWritten by: Skulduggery
I'm sorry Gayle. Would it make you feel better if I go and throw myself under the next passing bus?
Boo! We don't like talk like that. It makes us sad. And by "we" I mean "me".
Hugs to you in whatever body you happen to be inhabiting.
Dear Mr NYC, don't be sad. I was joking about the bus. I would never EVER throw myself under a bus, especially around here. The drivers are so bad they might hit me!
Gidg, that's exactly what I mean. Anyone that loves their car, as much as Dave does, can't be sane!
As for the roots out of my eyes..... um..... *squeezes eyes tight shut and concentrates really hard* ....... nope I don't seem able to do that.
Tom, I'm sure we can find you someone with a bit of web space to post up a few naked jugglers.
STRUGZ, Oh Strugz hun! Tom needs to discuss a bit of a hosting problem with you babe.
*wanders off to practice growing eye roots*
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
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Carpal \'Tunnel
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Posted:
ewww, that sounds kinda icky, like a chineeze torture method...
T
ewww, that sounds kinda icky, like a chineeze torture method...
T
This is a post by tom, all spelling is deleberate
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Carpal \'Tunnel
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Location: Perth, Australia
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Location: Perth, Australia
Posted:
Happy happy birthday.....
Hippo Hippo Barf day
Hoopy Hoopy Boopday
Happy happy birthday.....
Hippo Hippo Barf day
Hoopy Hoopy Boopday
Is it the Truth?
Is it Fair to all concerned?
Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?
Im in a lonely battle with the world with a fish to match the chip on my shoulder. Gnu in Binnu in a cnu
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YAY its my HoPpy Birthday and tomorrow its my Birthday
Yippppppeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
I'm not over excited or anything! Nope, not me! Not at all.
I'm the picture of calmness. If the the picture of calmness is bouncing on a swivel chair along to The Hives singing at the top of its voice
Thank you Gnor
YAY its my HoPpy Birthday and tomorrow its my Birthday
Yippppppeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!I'm not over excited or anything! Nope, not me! Not at all.
I'm the picture of calmness. If the the picture of calmness is bouncing on a swivel chair along to The Hives singing at the top of its voice
Thank you Gnor
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
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Carpal \'Tunnel
5,814 posts
Location: Perth, Australia
Carpal \'Tunnel
5,814 posts
Location: Perth, Australia
Posted:
Lordy I did a hoop google image search and the first one up was a topless booby hooper...would post and image for UCOF but its not HOP compatable.
Non-Https Image Link
then I found this one..
Non-Https Image Link
Lordy I did a hoop google image search and the first one up was a topless booby hooper...would post and image for UCOF but its not HOP compatable.
Non-Https Image Link
then I found this one..
Non-Https Image Link
Is it the Truth?
Is it Fair to all concerned?
Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?
Im in a lonely battle with the world with a fish to match the chip on my shoulder. Gnu in Binnu in a cnu
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Carpal \'Tunnel
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Location: Perth, Australia
Carpal \'Tunnel
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Location: Perth, Australia
Posted:
and then I found this.....
It has adrenaline and hooping
Non-Https Image Link
and then I found this.....
It has adrenaline and hooping
Non-Https Image Link
Is it the Truth?
Is it Fair to all concerned?
Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?
Im in a lonely battle with the world with a fish to match the chip on my shoulder. Gnu in Binnu in a cnu
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
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Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
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Location: Wales
Posted:
The top one is fabric. I nearly bought some to make collapsable hoop carry bags from.
The second gent is clearly an advanced hooper that uses his teeth. The only other hooper I know that uses his teeth is Jon!
The top one is fabric. I nearly bought some to make collapsable hoop carry bags from.
The second gent is clearly an advanced hooper that uses his teeth. The only other hooper I know that uses his teeth is Jon!
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
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Carpal \'Tunnel
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Location: Perth, Australia
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Location: Perth, Australia
Posted:
Now I cant get the image of topless hooping out of my head. jiggle jiggle jiggle
I think it needs to be limited to people like Jon to topless Hoop.
Now I cant get the image of topless hooping out of my head. jiggle jiggle jiggle
I think it needs to be limited to people like Jon to topless Hoop.
Is it the Truth?
Is it Fair to all concerned?
Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?
Im in a lonely battle with the world with a fish to match the chip on my shoulder. Gnu in Binnu in a cnu
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Posted:
Happy Birthday!
Happy Birthday!
Toe Poking Bad Boy
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Location: Lake District UK
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Location: Lake District UK
Posted:
Happy Birthday!!!!!
Happy Birthday!!!!!
Remember.........YOU LOSE!!!
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Carpal \'Tunnel
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Location: Cambridge UK
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Location: Cambridge UK
Posted:
Happy HoP Birthday Skully!
Happy HoP Birthday Skully!
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