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SkulduggeryGOLD Member
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales


Posted:
Hello

wavehello



hmmmmmm what to write about me as an intro.....damn its make or break time. First impressions are so vital. Oooooo the pressure.



I'm living in South Wales but originate from Essex (No I don't own White stillettos and No I'm not an Essex girl!). I don't bite, I do pinch, I love chocolate and I one day plan on learning lots of stuff I can't do yet.



Hobbies:- include juggling, balls juggleand clubs , Diablo, poi, doodling, music, hating housework (dust is natures way of showing what the burglars have stolen), making things, pulling things to bits (mainly to see how they work) , embarrassing my nieces and nephews (great fun hobbie that all aunties should take up), hugging trees and talking to bees (watch out for the squirrels......they ARE out to get you!)



Ambitions:- Never to grow up. Learn how to burn things safely ubbangel To that ends learning how to poi without stunning myself, blacking my eye or turning myself into a human torch. Learn to play more than one tune on the guitar. Rule the World. Learn to Surf. Conquer my fear of heights. Travel the world in a van with a man named Bob ("why Bob?" you ask...well why not Bob? I'm sure there are loads of nice men called Bob out there! Simons and Johns need not apply).



Boring stuff:- work in sales to pay the bills.

Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!


Gayle......!SILVER Member
Pooh-Bah
2,444 posts
Location: Bristol !!!!!!, United Kingdom


Posted:
hug just cos you're great and are talking about your boobs in your intro. Watch Mech doesn't come in here, just check out what he did to Helz intro. ubblol

Gayle.....!


SkulduggeryGOLD Member
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales


Posted:
Oooooooo thats mighty colourful and pretty. He can come and boob my place anytime!

Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!


NYCNYC
9,232 posts
Location: NYC, NY, USA


Posted:
Written by: Skulduggery


NYC of course I was wearing more than just PJ bottoms. It's flippin' freezing here and being topless isn't really conducive with the weather....unless you want to poke out the eyes of a midget with your nipples. Being as I'm only 5'4" myself they would have to be a mighty short midget!...... they might also have to have their eyes out on stalks being as I have mighty small boobies too ubblol





Too Much Information! Must.. get... visuals... out of... my head....

*Runs Away*

Well, shall we go?
Yes, let's go.
[They do not move.]


NYCNYC
9,232 posts
Location: NYC, NY, USA


Posted:
And PS, I think the idea of Skully poking the eyes out of short midgets with her nipples is by far the most disturbing image ever posted on HoP.

Poking out eyes is gross enough. Add the midgets and the nudity...

*shivers*

Yeah... I'm gonna go try and eat some breakfast if I can keep it down.

Well, shall we go?
Yes, let's go.
[They do not move.]


SkulduggeryGOLD Member
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales


Posted:
ubblol Sorry hun, I didn't mean to gross you out.

Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!


GnorBRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
5,814 posts
Location: Perth, Australia


Posted:
ubblol ubblol ubblol ubblol


Im sure they would kneel down and line up for you

Is it the Truth?
Is it Fair to all concerned?
Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?

Im in a lonely battle with the world with a fish to match the chip on my shoulder. Gnu in Binnu in a cnu


VixenSILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,276 posts
Location: Oxfordshire/Wiltshire, United Kingdom


Posted:
No... i just fancied a snog! xxx

tHeReS gOoD aNd EvIl iN EaCh InDiViDuAl fIrE, iDeNtIfIeS nEeDs AnD fEeDs OuR dEsIrEs.


SkulduggeryGOLD Member
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales


Posted:
ubblol well that just ruined NYC's day. He's been looking forward to seeing Clare and I pash for ages. How much more excited would he have been thinking you were joining in? hug

I'm guessing it would have been excited enough to earn him a spank from Molly ubblol

kiss

Today I feel soooooooooo proud of myself. My naughty cat caught a blackbird this morning and brought it into the house. It was still very much alive and pecking sh!t out of my cat (serves him right). Usually if Widget catches a bird I run the other way, because I am utterly freaked out by birds. Yes I know I'm pathetic and that birds can't really harm me but I have this massive phobia of them flapping.

Well today, because the bird looked pretty much unharmed, I decided that there was no way I was going to let Widget play with it until it was dead. I couldn't let the poor thing just get savaged and do nothing so I ran into the room, grabbed the cat and ran out again. I locked the cat outside and then sat for 2 hours working out how I was going to get this bird out of my house. By the time I had calmed down enough to take a look around the door to see where it was, the bird had calmed down too and was sat quietly in a corner looking a bit stunned. I grabbed a towel and covered the bird over. It flapped a bit so I paniced and ran away, but luckly the towel stayed over it.

After a futher 15 min of deep breathing and a few false starts I convincing myself I could do it. I dashed back in grabbed the bird and legged it outside with it in the towel. As I let go of the bird, it flew off. It's been sitting on my kitchen chimney since then. It looks a bit pissed off, but I think it's ok. Usually birds die of shock once they have been caught but this one seems to be made of stonger stuff. Yay Little Blackbird!

I'm not cured of my phobia, but I do now know I can over come it if I have to.

I should hush my mouth really. Pride comes before a fall, as they say. Tomorrow the damn cat will probably have a row of jackdaws waiting for me. Jackdaws just... well........ *shudder* They're almost as bad as pigeons!

Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!


GnorBRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
5,814 posts
Location: Perth, Australia


Posted:
well done!

Is it the Truth?
Is it Fair to all concerned?
Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?

Im in a lonely battle with the world with a fish to match the chip on my shoulder. Gnu in Binnu in a cnu


NYCNYC
9,232 posts
Location: NYC, NY, USA


Posted:
Written by: Skulduggery


ubblol well that just ruined NYC's day. He's been looking forward to seeing Clare and I pash for ages. How much more excited would he have been thinking you were joining in? hug

I'm guessing it would have been excited enough to earn him a spank from Molly ubblol

kiss





Oh, you think the Claire and Skully (and now Vixen) pashing is exciting to me? Oh no. There's only one lady that gets my blood pumping in that way.

I only like encouraging smooching to spread the love. The only reason I need to be there is becuase I think you guys would try and get away with a superficial smooch if I wasn't there to judge.

I encourage everyone to smooch with whomever they both want to if I'm present or not.

I only saw one couple smooching at PLAY last year. And I don't think I'd ever seen anyone smooch at EJC. Or UberAnything.

This goes back to my trauma of stepping over orgies and Burningman fire spins and not seeing any smooches at the British ones.

So I try and encourage more smooching to the UK and bring cool techy juggling stuff to the US.

But now I'm off on a lark. Which is a bird. Which transitions back to your predicament.

If you have any serious issues with birds, I do have several pigeon Mafia connections. You let me know and I'll see what I can do. It's not so hard for a Blackbird to "disappear".

Well, shall we go?
Yes, let's go.
[They do not move.]


BirdGOLD Member
now available in "advanced"
6,086 posts
Location: Cornwall, United Kingdom


Posted:
I hope your bird phobia is nothing to do with me! wink tongue confused

My state of mind is not yours to define!

There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."


SkulduggeryGOLD Member
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales


Posted:
The Blackbird has already gone. He flew off yesterday afternoon. The fact that NYC, you know the pigeon Mafia proves my point that pigeons ARE evil!

Dave hun, you could never make me phobic about anything. You are way too sweet and cute.

Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!


BirdGOLD Member
now available in "advanced"
6,086 posts
Location: Cornwall, United Kingdom


Posted:
*rubs hands together*

Goooooooooooooooooooood, thats what I wanted you to think!

ubblol

wink

hug

My state of mind is not yours to define!

There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."


Wild ChildSILVER Member
Star Trekker
1,733 posts
Location: Cheshire, United Kingdom


Posted:
Dave you couldn't even do a convincing Mwahahaha - you're just not evil enough. Mind you 'sweet and cute' might be stretching it wink

Hey Skully hug how you doin? Feeling a bit better?

'The last rays of crimson on the spindle tree as the cerise fruit splits and reveals its orange seeds in a gloriously clashing colour scheme no-one would ever dare to wear'
Euonymous Europeus


SkulduggeryGOLD Member
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales


Posted:
Dave is sweet and cute. He talks to me on MSN even when I'm ranting, spitting fire and crying. He never fails to make me feel a bit better than before I started talking to him biggrin He has a talent for pointing out the absurd in any rants I make. Firstly it annoys me then it makes me giggle smile

I'm doing ok thanks Elaine. I'm trying to work out plans so that once I am well again I don't have to go back to that crappy mind numbing job.

I keep having strange dreams about building a whole host of underground houses that a whole load of HoPpers move into. The houses are in a hollow and kind of go into the walls of the hollow in a big ring and in the middle is a kind of meeting place that looks like an amphitheatre with a retractable glass dome over it. In the center of the amphitheatre there is a bonfire pit that always seems to have a fire burning in it. Gayle and Neal live in the house one side of mine and Simian, Bluecat and Martha live in the one on the other side. Roman , UCoF, Minty and Strugz share one of the other houses. I have no idea why..... anyway there are loads of HoPpers all living there in the various houses. At the top of the hollow is a thick forest with one main path out that leads to a gated car park.

What it all means I have no idea........

Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!


Gayle......!SILVER Member
Pooh-Bah
2,444 posts
Location: Bristol !!!!!!, United Kingdom


Posted:
ohhh sounds like Burlington. The underground village controlled by the goverenment near me.

Gayle.....!


Wild ChildSILVER Member
Star Trekker
1,733 posts
Location: Cheshire, United Kingdom


Posted:
OK that's the solution then - we'll storm the place and declare it the Free State of HoPpers. Skully gets to make hoops, Gayle takes dance classes and the rest of us just lay about making the place look untidy biggrin

'The last rays of crimson on the spindle tree as the cerise fruit splits and reveals its orange seeds in a gloriously clashing colour scheme no-one would ever dare to wear'
Euonymous Europeus


BirdGOLD Member
now available in "advanced"
6,086 posts
Location: Cornwall, United Kingdom


Posted:
Hey, I can make places look untidy! biggrin

*mooches around*

My state of mind is not yours to define!

There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."


GidgBRONZE Member
Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA


Posted:
That's strange Skully, because last night I had a dream that I moved into an underground house.

Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
Proud member of the HoP DPS.
Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.

Gidg


SkulduggeryGOLD Member
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales


Posted:
Ooooooo! That is strange Gidg.

When I woke up this afternoon I'd had the same dream again only this time it started with me getting given a lot of money. I took the money to a Architect and asked her to design me a small village that was energy effecient.

The underground houses were what she came up with. We built them and then all the HoPpers rented them off me, but as they paid rent they began to own more and more of the house until eventually everyone owned their own.

It was a very detailed and complex dream, especially as I only napped on the sofa for a couple of hours.

Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!


GidgBRONZE Member
Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA


Posted:
Isn't strange how some dreams can get so detailed? I remembered that my house looked a little strange on the inside. No corners but I had all my furniture in it. Do you know how strange those type of walls are with antique and traditional type furniture?

I liked the outside of mine though. There were trees all around, I like shade, and I planted flowers and fern on the hillside.

Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
Proud member of the HoP DPS.
Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.

Gidg


SkulduggeryGOLD Member
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales


Posted:
I decided to have a look on google images for underground houses and found this plan


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I also found THIS article about a house I remember seeing on TV years ago, as it was being built.

I didn't see exactly what I'd dreamed about but it has got me thinking..........

Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!


GidgBRONZE Member
Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA


Posted:
That looks cool, but the one I dreamed about was like one that I saw on a show about incredible homes. This guy literally dug his rooms out of the hillside, he had skylight type windows to bring in natural light, he had twisting halls and stair cases. It was pretty cool.

Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
Proud member of the HoP DPS.
Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.

Gidg


UCOFSILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales


Posted:
hug wave kiss

smile

steaksSILVER Member
former manc tour guide
1,909 posts
Location: Manchester, United Kingdom


Posted:
Written by: Wild Child


OK that's the solution then - we'll storm the place and declare it the Free State of HoPpers. Skully gets to make hoops, Gayle takes dance classes and the rest of us just lay about making the place look untidy biggrin




dont forget the 30" climbing frame for Hazel and monkey, they need things to climb and spin on top of wink

we also need an ever-stocked bar, to cater for everyones drinking tastes smile

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Owner of Clarence_Quack


GidgBRONZE Member
Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA


Posted:
We will also need a nice lake (for swimming) with a beach (for spinning). biggrin

Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
Proud member of the HoP DPS.
Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.

Gidg


steaksSILVER Member
former manc tour guide
1,909 posts
Location: Manchester, United Kingdom


Posted:
Gidg, they will be outside, on the edge of the woods wink

Owned by the lovely SNOOPoi
Owner of Clarence_Quack


GidgBRONZE Member
Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA


Posted:
Cool ... come to think about it we are also going to need some natural hotsprings so that we can have a place to relax in.

Yeah!!! That's the ticket!

Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
Proud member of the HoP DPS.
Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.

Gidg


GnorBRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
5,814 posts
Location: Perth, Australia


Posted:
Those drool on the cushion sofa naps have amazing dreams.

Is it the Truth?
Is it Fair to all concerned?
Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?

Im in a lonely battle with the world with a fish to match the chip on my shoulder. Gnu in Binnu in a cnu


UCOFSILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales


Posted:
and of course you need hot juggley type semi naked blokes in here too smile

Oh look... heres one now..

ubbangel


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