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Login/Join to ParticipatePirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Hello
hmmmmmm what to write about me as an intro.....damn its make or break time. First impressions are so vital. Oooooo the pressure.
I'm living in South Wales but originate from Essex (No I don't own White stillettos and No I'm not an Essex girl!). I don't bite, I do pinch, I love chocolate and I one day plan on learning lots of stuff I can't do yet.
Hobbies:- include juggling, balls
and clubs , Diablo, poi, doodling, music, hating housework (dust is natures way of showing what the burglars have stolen), making things, pulling things to bits (mainly to see how they work) , embarrassing my nieces and nephews (great fun hobbie that all aunties should take up), hugging trees and talking to bees (watch out for the squirrels......they ARE out to get you!) Ambitions:- Never to grow up. Learn how to burn things safely
To that ends learning how to poi without stunning myself, blacking my eye or turning myself into a human torch. Learn to play more than one tune on the guitar. Rule the World. Learn to Surf. Conquer my fear of heights. Travel the world in a van with a man named Bob ("why Bob?" you ask...well why not Bob? I'm sure there are loads of nice men called Bob out there! Simons and Johns need not apply).Boring stuff:- work in sales to pay the bills.
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old hand
1,186 posts
Location: under the fairie wheel, Australia
and cause we have lots of fun summer festivals we been teasing him with about coming to
i think we could acomidate both of you coming back here asap
"Life should NOT be a journey to the grave arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, champagne in one hand, strawberries in the other, body thoroughly used up, and screaming "WOO-HOO What a ride!"
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6,086 posts
Location: Cornwall, United Kingdom
Written by: Skulduggery
I promise not to make you walk the plank!
Pfffffft!
What sort of boat owner are you!!??
Making people walk the plank is half the reason to own a boat, surely?
My state of mind is not yours to define!
There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
Fancy coming to visit us Dave?
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6,086 posts
Location: Cornwall, United Kingdom
Only if I get to bring my swimming gear and am made to walk a pre-designated plank!
My state of mind is not yours to define!
There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
Right you are
When you visiting then?
I recommend sometime this winter
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6,086 posts
Location: Cornwall, United Kingdom
hmmmmmm, let me check my diary..............................
...........................oh, it looks like I'm booked for the winter, maybe it'll have to be summertime!?
Shame.
My state of mind is not yours to define!
There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
Muddy fingernails
505 posts
Location: Way oop norf, Scotland (UK)
I like boats.
Even little ones on the sea that make me ill.
Visiting would be lovely.
Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!
KITTENS!!!!
Momma Bear
4,525 posts
Location: Telford, Shrops, United Kingdom
what about me?!
Hoppers are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Jo hun, you know by now, our home is your home, silly lady!
Yay! Kat is coming and we can make Dave walk the plank together. Bring a big sword to ploke him with Kat!
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Pooh-Bah
2,444 posts
Location: Bristol !!!!!!, United Kingdom
Will you have a Captain Jack Sparrow?
Gayle.....!
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Gayle I'll have Jon and he's much better!
Spanner I hope to be having a wassailing party. It will depend on just how unfinished my house id by then. I'll update you once the windows have been fitted next week and if I can get a roofer to give me a date when he/she can do the roof by.
Jonny is sleeping on the sofa feeling a bit sicky baddy. I hope he's going to feel better soon. Sicky baddy Jonny is not good. He looks all fa lawn (sp?) Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
hehe, 'Member' huhuh
6,120 posts
Location: Behind you. With Jam
Do you still want to loan me out to your sister Skully...?
I have to admit, Garthy looked quite a sight in his Wedding Dress...
"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock
Momma Bear
4,525 posts
Location: Telford, Shrops, United Kingdom
forlorn?
Skully, i love you! x
Hoppers are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
My sister is single and free, Dave and she thinks you are a mighty damn sexy, so you might have yourself a deal there....although I don't think she is the marrying kind. Maybe if you bribe her with chocolate and wine she might dress up for you though!
Jo I love you too
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Momma Bear
4,525 posts
Location: Telford, Shrops, United Kingdom
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Hoppers are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.
old hand
1,186 posts
Location: under the fairie wheel, Australia
to much good aussie food has spoiled the jonny
now all that bad ponny food make him funny in the belly
quick send him back here so we can fill him out on good food again (and you better come to to help look after him)
hmm do i get to walk the special plank to??
"Life should NOT be a journey to the grave arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, champagne in one hand, strawberries in the other, body thoroughly used up, and screaming "WOO-HOO What a ride!"
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Jo
Brainstorma we will build you a very special plank all your own to walk :Mwahahahahahahaha:
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Carpal \'Tunnel
4,191 posts
Location: Sihanoukville, cambodia
Morning missus! Just thought I'd say hello! Hope alls good with you lady! And send my love to the Cof!
Muddy fingernails
505 posts
Location: Way oop norf, Scotland (UK)
Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!
KITTENS!!!!
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Hey babes, I'm having a few computer problems so I can't PM you all individually, so I thought I'd post it here and you can all read it in one go.
I need all you lovely people to PM me your addresses or you won't get your Chrimbo cards. I lost my address book some time back and was keeping all your addresses on note pads and sketch books, but I can't seem to find all of them so if you wouldn't mind could you PM them to me ot Jonny UCoF
I'll pick them up when I'm able and post out all your christmas wishes asap.
I know for sure I don't have Molly and NYC or Mech and Sophie, Also Gidg moved and I can only find her old address. I'm sure there are loads of others of you that I can't think of in my fluster to type this before my computer over heats and dies again...... Oh um Mr Chutney... you too. Neon Dave as well........Kat and Maus... you too.... umm.... there are loads but my brain is all flustered....... Oh how about anyone that wants a christmas card you just PM me an address
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old hand
1,186 posts
Location: under the fairie wheel, Australia
woo hoo
a special plank for a very special boy
cause im very special
"Life should NOT be a journey to the grave arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, champagne in one hand, strawberries in the other, body thoroughly used up, and screaming "WOO-HOO What a ride!"
Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
lovvvveeee yooooouuuu!!!
TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Ekkie Thump! I love thee too sassy Lass!
I feel uber ouchy today. I went Christmas shopping yesterday and over did it a bit. Now my body is yelling at me
silly ol' me!I still have loads of presents to buy, but no energy or money. I think I'm just going to have to knit everyone something. Woolly hats and stuff don't go down well with 16, 23 and 24 year old Nephews though
I hope all the stuff I ordered on line gets here soon... I'd hate for it not to turn up in time. Imagine Jonnys lil face on Christmas morning if he had nothing to unwrap
I have stuff I need to send to people, but no will power to make it to the post office. I wonder if I could teach Widget to go.... hmmm he has no pockets for the money.....maybe Santa could take them for me.....
I'm going to be ebaying the contents of my house soon. I have way too much stuff in it and when I move I don't want to take it all with me.....
If you haven't noticed yet I'm feeling a bit vague today too. I better stop typing now or I'll amble on about nothing very exciting all day. Jeez I have such a thrilling life
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lovin' it...
2,444 posts
Location: Bristol!, United Kingdom
Hey missy!!
Just thought I'd drop by and give you some of these:
Hope to see you soon!!!
xxxx
Live well, love much, laugh often...
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Still wiggling
5,967 posts
Location: Belfast, Northern Ireland (UK)
Me too
Haven't been here in ages and suchlike... but I hope you're doing ok and feeling better
Many greetings to you and the man... and also Simian and all the lovely people you get to see...
Have a splendid Christmas and New Year
Love and hugs
Clare x
Getting to the other side 
Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA
Skully!!!
At least you have a life. Right now mine consists of working and sleeping ... Oh and cracking teeth, which means I'm off to the dentist tomorrow.Wanna switch places for a couple of days? You can have the cracked tooth until it's fixed and I'll have my christmas shopping started.
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
Proud member of the HoP DPS.
Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.
Gidg
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6,086 posts
Location: Cornwall, United Kingdom
Written by: Skulduggery
I hope all the stuff I ordered on line gets here soon... I'd hate for it not to turn up in time. Imagine Jonnys lil face on Christmas morning if he had nothing to unwrap
I'm sure there's always something (someone) he'd be happy to unwrap!
My state of mind is not yours to define!
There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Hello Hels, I hope all goes well in your world. Hi Clare, hows things? Getting enough work to live off?Gidg, if laying on a sofa sleeping constitutes living.... well lets just say I'd prefer good health.
I hope things ease up for you soon.Dave
What is it about all the Daves I know being smutty little hussies? Jonny Jon Jon, I'm still confuzzled. Will I just have to wait until Monday to find out which computer heat sink and fan I'm meant to be keeping and which bits can be sent back? Get your arse home and
me! I miss you loads Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
Pooh-Bah
1,785 posts
Location: Bristol, United Kingdom
Thank you for my Christmas card
Mine are all here waiting for stamps so you'll get one eventually!
Hope everything is good with you
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