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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Posted:
Hello
hmmmmmm what to write about me as an intro.....damn its make or break time. First impressions are so vital. Oooooo the pressure.
I'm living in South Wales but originate from Essex (No I don't own White stillettos and No I'm not an Essex girl!). I don't bite, I do pinch, I love chocolate and I one day plan on learning lots of stuff I can't do yet.
Hobbies:- include juggling, balls
and clubs , Diablo, poi, doodling, music, hating housework (dust is natures way of showing what the burglars have stolen), making things, pulling things to bits (mainly to see how they work) , embarrassing my nieces and nephews (great fun hobbie that all aunties should take up), hugging trees and talking to bees (watch out for the squirrels......they ARE out to get you!)
Ambitions:- Never to grow up. Learn how to burn things safely
To that ends learning how to poi without stunning myself, blacking my eye or turning myself into a human torch. Learn to play more than one tune on the guitar. Rule the World. Learn to Surf. Conquer my fear of heights. Travel the world in a van with a man named Bob ("why Bob?" you ask...well why not Bob? I'm sure there are loads of nice men called Bob out there! Simons and Johns need not apply).
Boring stuff:- work in sales to pay the bills.
Hello
hmmmmmm what to write about me as an intro.....damn its make or break time. First impressions are so vital. Oooooo the pressure.
I'm living in South Wales but originate from Essex (No I don't own White stillettos and No I'm not an Essex girl!). I don't bite, I do pinch, I love chocolate and I one day plan on learning lots of stuff I can't do yet.
Hobbies:- include juggling, balls
and clubs , Diablo, poi, doodling, music, hating housework (dust is natures way of showing what the burglars have stolen), making things, pulling things to bits (mainly to see how they work) , embarrassing my nieces and nephews (great fun hobbie that all aunties should take up), hugging trees and talking to bees (watch out for the squirrels......they ARE out to get you!) Ambitions:- Never to grow up. Learn how to burn things safely
To that ends learning how to poi without stunning myself, blacking my eye or turning myself into a human torch. Learn to play more than one tune on the guitar. Rule the World. Learn to Surf. Conquer my fear of heights. Travel the world in a van with a man named Bob ("why Bob?" you ask...well why not Bob? I'm sure there are loads of nice men called Bob out there! Simons and Johns need not apply).Boring stuff:- work in sales to pay the bills.
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
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Pooh-Bah
2,444 posts
Location: Bristol !!!!!!, United Kingdom
Pooh-Bah
2,444 posts
Location: Bristol !!!!!!, United Kingdom
Posted:
Thank you honey for my card. Being faced with a naked arse as i opened the card made me smile lots.
Thank you honey for my card. Being faced with a naked arse as i opened the card made me smile lots.
Gayle.....!
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Posted:
Didn't you get the parcel too? I sent them on thursday so they would get to you in time
stupid Royal Mail!
Didn't you get the parcel too? I sent them on thursday so they would get to you in time
stupid Royal Mail! Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
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Momma Bear
4,525 posts
Location: Telford, Shrops, United Kingdom
Momma Bear
4,525 posts
Location: Telford, Shrops, United Kingdom
Posted:
hey sexy miss, thanks for saving us on Thursday night! I love you
hey sexy miss, thanks for saving us on Thursday night! I love you
Hoppers are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.
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Pooh-Bah
2,444 posts
Location: Bristol !!!!!!, United Kingdom
Pooh-Bah
2,444 posts
Location: Bristol !!!!!!, United Kingdom
Posted:
I got your parcel this morning. The next door neighbour had got it and didn't drop it in until this morning, so i think they did arrive at the same time, it's just that our letterbox is the wrong shape for racing nuns!
I got your parcel this morning. The next door neighbour had got it and didn't drop it in until this morning, so i think they did arrive at the same time, it's just that our letterbox is the wrong shape for racing nuns!
Gayle.....!
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Posted:
It wasn't much, but I'm a bit strapped for cash at the moment. Once I'm rich and famous I'll shower you with loads of much more exciting gifts. I hope you had a fabulous birthday
Jo hun, you're welcome. I don't actually remember sending you the number, but after you phoned I looked to find out what you were talking about and saw the sent message Sorry I didn't say much, it was because I was sleeping.
It wasn't much, but I'm a bit strapped for cash at the moment. Once I'm rich and famous I'll shower you with loads of much more exciting gifts. I hope you had a fabulous birthday
Jo hun, you're welcome. I don't actually remember sending you the number, but after you phoned I looked to find out what you were talking about and saw the sent message
Sorry I didn't say much, it was because I was sleeping. Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
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Momma Bear
4,525 posts
Location: Telford, Shrops, United Kingdom
Momma Bear
4,525 posts
Location: Telford, Shrops, United Kingdom
Posted:
Skully you're a doll! i love you
Skully you're a doll!
i love you Hoppers are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.
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Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
Posted:
You are a thoughtful, amazing, generous, wonderful, sparkley chocolate pirate pixie.
Thank you for my frog... It represented so so much to me that you couldnt have even known. I shall send you a pm as soon as we have finished eating pizza and explain in full detail.
I wuv you skully~duggery.
I know you must be missing your man so we will take special care not to let the wild kangeroos and koalas get him... I cant make any promises about the giggling babys though... he has already been ravaged by one today.
You are a thoughtful, amazing, generous, wonderful, sparkley chocolate pirate pixie.
Thank you for my frog... It represented so so much to me that you couldnt have even known. I shall send you a pm as soon as we have finished eating pizza and explain in full detail.
I wuv you skully~duggery.
I know you must be missing your man so we will take special care not to let the wild kangeroos and koalas get him... I cant make any promises about the giggling babys though... he has already been ravaged by one today.
TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"
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Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
Posted:
deer miz skullee
a man called youcoughed came to my place today.
he gived me a big ywello duck with bubba ducks on it. he sed you and him getted it for me.
I love it. I drived it around like a car for a long time. then my mummy sed its sleep time.
I will have dreams about my duckies now.
thank you for my pressie.
love Tajeebum
deer miz skullee
a man called youcoughed came to my place today.
he gived me a big ywello duck with bubba ducks on it. he sed you and him getted it for me.
I love it. I drived it around like a car for a long time. then my mummy sed its sleep time.
I will have dreams about my duckies now.
thank you for my pressie.
love Tajeebum
TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Posted:
Valura I'm glad you like him. He has spent a lot of time helping me out and it just felt right to pass him on to you.
Tajeebum I hope that little bum of your's is in bed and being good. Sleep well gorgeous boy for tomorrow you have a UCoF to wear out. HoP provides you with so many play mates YAY Malcolm.
Valura I'm glad you like him. He has spent a lot of time helping me out and it just felt right to pass him on to you.
Tajeebum I hope that little bum of your's is in bed and being good. Sleep well gorgeous boy for tomorrow you have a UCoF to wear out. HoP provides you with so many play mates
YAY Malcolm. Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
SILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
Posted:
8!
8!
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Posted:
STILL 8 DAYS! Will this 2 months never end???
I have a cold
STILL 8 DAYS! Will this 2 months never end???
I have a cold
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
SILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
Posted:
It has been 8 days all day
Booooo for cold. Have a hug instead
It has been 8 days all day
Booooo for cold. Have a hug instead
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Posted:
Will you rub some vicks vapour rub on my chest when you get home?
Will you rub some vicks vapour rub on my chest when you get home?
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
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15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
Posted:
:giggle:
Yes
:giggle:
Yes
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Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA
Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA
Posted:
Sorry that you have a cold and I know that this won't sufice for ECOF but here you go
Sorry that you have a cold and I know that this won't sufice for ECOF but here you go
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
Proud member of the HoP DPS.
Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.
Gidg
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Posted:
Thank you Gidg..... umm.... Has Jon become all eco-friendly or something?
Thank you Gidg..... umm.... Has Jon become all eco-friendly or something? Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
NYC
9,232 posts
Location: NYC, NY, USA
9,232 posts
Location: NYC, NY, USA
Posted:
Your boobies made him giggle.
That's so cute.
Written by: UmbiliciformCraterOnFace
:giggle:
Yes
Your boobies made him giggle.
That's so cute.
Well, shall we go?
Yes, let's go.
[They do not move.]
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Posted:
He's just being coy because he wants everyone to think he is sweet and innocent..... Pffft!
He's just being coy because he wants everyone to think he is sweet and innocent..... Pffft!
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
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Pooh-Bah
2,444 posts
Location: Bristol !!!!!!, United Kingdom
Pooh-Bah
2,444 posts
Location: Bristol !!!!!!, United Kingdom
Posted:
Gayle.....!
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Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
Posted:
innocent? Now I have met him... I dont think so!
innocent? Now I have met him... I dont think so!
TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"
SILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
Posted:
*whistles innocently and walks away*
*whistles innocently and walks away*
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Posted:
hehehehe.... Jon hun, you're no more of a 
with a giant 
Gayle! How are you? I haven't talked to you in ages. I'm such a slacker. These last few months have all blurred into a heap of sleep and pain killers. I've been very bad at keeping contact with people. I really must try harder.
Valura, thank you for taking good care of the Coffffing one. I'm not sure where he is now. He's left the lovely Gabes. Somewhere in Sydney is about as close as I get, due to having taken a bit too much of the ginger wine cure for colds last night, I was in no fit state to text any sense to him.
*Atchoooooooooooo* Stupid viruses!
Stupid M.E.!
hehehehe.... Jon hun, you're no
more of a with a giant Gayle! How are you? I haven't talked to you in ages. I'm such a slacker. These last few months have all blurred into a heap of sleep and pain killers. I've been very bad at keeping contact with people. I really must try harder.
Valura, thank you for taking good care of the Coffffing one. I'm not sure where he is now. He's left the lovely Gabes. Somewhere in Sydney is about as close as I get, due to having taken a bit too much of the ginger wine cure for colds last night, I was in no fit state to text any sense to him.
*Atchoooooooooooo* Stupid viruses!
Stupid M.E.! Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
Pooh-Bah
2,354 posts
Location: Away from home
2,354 posts
Location: Away from home
Posted:
Mr Jonny Ucof isn't in Sydney at all!
He was spotted yesterday at the Bronx Zoo!
Frightening the hungry caterpillar no less!
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BOO! to viruses. Set the bears on them I say!
Mr Jonny Ucof isn't in Sydney at all!
He was spotted yesterday at the Bronx Zoo!
Frightening the hungry caterpillar no less!
Non-Https Image Link
BOO! to viruses. Set the bears on them I say!
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Posted:
Thats not Jonny! Jonny now has a sun tan and is no longer bluey white. I think that's Cole.
Thats not Jonny! Jonny now has a sun tan and is no longer bluey white.
I think that's Cole. Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
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Momma Bear
4,525 posts
Location: Telford, Shrops, United Kingdom
Momma Bear
4,525 posts
Location: Telford, Shrops, United Kingdom
Posted:
the hungry caterpilla does look quite scared though!
the hungry caterpilla does look quite scared though!
Hoppers are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Posted:
OoooooOooo thank you for the kisses and hugs. I'm ok. I just have a barking dog cough now. My M.E. is kind of levelling out at a bit grotty but still able to walk, so alls good. Hopefully soon it will start getting better and I'll be able to run around like a loon having loads of fun next summer.
How is everything going with you Lady S?
OoooooOooo thank you for the kisses and hugs. I'm ok. I just have a barking dog cough now. My M.E. is kind of levelling out at a bit grotty but still able to walk, so alls good. Hopefully soon it will start getting better and I'll be able to run around like a loon having loads of fun next summer.
How is everything going with you Lady S?
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
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Muddy fingernails
505 posts
Location: Way oop norf, Scotland (UK)
Muddy fingernails
505 posts
Location: Way oop norf, Scotland (UK)
Posted:
Hello Skully.
Sorry I am poo and have been hiding. I hope you get better soon.
When we get a house, you can come and visit us in the wilds! (Although feeling like if at the moment. Greedy sellers!)
Hello Skully.
Sorry I am poo and have been hiding. I hope you get better soon.
When we get a house, you can come and visit us in the wilds! (Although feeling like if at the moment. Greedy sellers!)
Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!
KITTENS!!!!
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old hand
1,186 posts
Location: under the fairie wheel, Australia
old hand
1,186 posts
Location: under the fairie wheel, Australia
Posted:
he may not be bluey white skully but he still doesnt have a tan
oh and have you found him yet or that still keeping him locked up in the cargo hold on the plane??
he may not be bluey white skully but he still doesnt have a tan
oh and have you found him yet or that still keeping him locked up in the cargo hold on the plane??
"Life should NOT be a journey to the grave arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, champagne in one hand, strawberries in the other, body thoroughly used up, and screaming "WOO-HOO What a ride!"
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Posted:
Hi Kat How are you? Jon and I might have a boat in the new year so you can come down and float about with us for a bit if you fancy. I promise not to make you walk the plank!
Spanner I'm missing everyone. I feel like I've not seen any HoPpers in ages. I hope the all nighter worked out well and that you weren't exposed to too much smut via the search engines.
Brainstorma I have indeed found the gorgeous Jonny and he is a little bit browner than normal. He already hates being home and wants to come back to Oz, because its cold and wintery here and he misses all you guys.
Hi Kat
How are you? Jon and I might have a boat in the new year so you can come down and float about with us for a bit if you fancy. I promise not to make you walk the plank!Spanner I'm missing everyone. I feel like I've not seen any HoPpers in ages. I hope the all nighter worked out well and that you weren't exposed to too much smut via the search engines.
Brainstorma I have indeed found the gorgeous Jonny and he is a little bit browner than normal. He already hates being home and wants to come back to Oz, because its cold and wintery here and he misses all you guys.
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
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hehe, 'Member' huhuh
6,120 posts
Location: Behind you. With Jam
hehe, 'Member' huhuh
6,120 posts
Location: Behind you. With Jam
Posted:
Skully smells of bananas!!!! I wonder why...
Skully smells of bananas!!!! I wonder why...
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