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Location: wishing to be in Rio
Simple.
One person suggests 5 things for the next person to name eg. 5 types of jam,
the next responds with the answer and follows with the next suggestion.
So...
5 things that make you laugh.
there's nothing quite as fulfilling as a tasty airwrap
if you're full of sh!t, at least you're fertile
"we are all flowers growing in God's garden... and that is why he spreads the sh!t around" - David Byrne
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1,508 posts
Location: Out, United Kingdom
No one did this one:
Written by: Socks
No, seriously, umm, 5 things you've eaten in the last 24 hours.
1.Cinnamon Grahams
2.Lemon lolly
3.Frankfurters
4.mince pies
5.biscuits
5 ways to annoy peeps
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veteran
1,240 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia
1 poke them continuously
2 ask them "are we there yet" for no reason at all over and over and over and over
3 ignore them when they are talking to you
4 embarress them in public
5 giving them no personal space/standing REALLY close to them and talking to them in their face
5 things your pet would say to you if they could talk
Only when you close your eyes can you really see...
ARRRR!
529 posts
Location: Charlotte, NC, USA
1. Quit watching that glowing box and come entertain me.
2. If that friggin poi hits me again... grrrrr.
3. You wouldn't be happy if you had a tail and I grabbed it.
4. Once I learn how to open the fridge, your days of food hoarding are OVER!
5. If you so much as look at another dog I'll bite you.
5 crazy dreams\nightmares you have had.
"My skin is singed but it heals my heart and with glowing pride I'll wear my scars." -Davey Havok
Pooh-Bah
2,084 posts
Location: melbourne, victoria, australia
ok. i have wierd dreams, so this will take a while...
1. a woman i work with who's in a wheelchair fell into a pool and i had to jump in and undo her straps and rescue her
2. a man in an elevator was hearing the voice of 'god' telling him that if he holds a machine gun and says that he loves god, he will be saved. the image of the man doing this was put onto the news, but his voice was dubbed with the 'god' voice, saying that he was a terrorist, planning to kill everyone in the building.
3. telling my friend that i knew i was only having a dream, because she doesn't have red hair in real life
4. i fell in love with Ben Lee (aussie singer) and we were going to get married
5. all my teeth fell out
5 things you'd ask Einstein if you met him
veteran
1,508 posts
Location: Out, United Kingdom
1.Whats the meaning of life?
2.Whats the square root of 473495629846?
3.Do you regret being such a geek and having no life?
4.Do you think your life's work is actually useful to anyone?
5.Get a haircut!
(money no object) top 5 things you'd like in your house
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bastard child of satan
1,113 posts
Location: Raanana, Israel
1. a hottie
2. phantom clubs
3. unlimited supply of paraffin
4. someone else's credit card :P
5. a cheque (sp?) for $10,000,000
Arf! Can I have a biscut?
288 posts
Location: North America, Mid West, USA
1) a nice bed!
2) a stocked kitchen
3) internet-ready terminals so I can get streaming music in any room
4) a web cam facing outside to show the world my little part of it
5) one of those "internet chairs" so I could surf in 100% comfort!
5 animals that you or people you know probably would be. (Oh, yeah, like you never saw that coming from me...)
I'm weird. Just work through that and we'll all be fine.
"If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest that he wear a tail." - Fran Lebowitz
veteran
1,508 posts
Location: Out, United Kingdom
1.Socks - a dog perhaps?
2.Fryed Fish - a fish.
3.All the chavs in Salisbury would be hyenas.
4.One of my buds would be a sloth for sure.
5.Myself - some kind of bird would be nice, maybe an eagle
5 colours and the emotions they suggest
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ARRRR!
529 posts
Location: Charlotte, NC, USA
1. Black - Detached defiance of what is established.
2. Red - Passion in and for life.
3. Blue - Solitary expanse, like the sea or the sky.
4. Green - Living mysticism.
5. Gray - Everything is gray unless it is perfect.
5 of your favorite things that are free.
"My skin is singed but it heals my heart and with glowing pride I'll wear my scars." -Davey Havok
veteran
1,508 posts
Location: Out, United Kingdom
1.Fire
2.Earth
3.Water
4.Air
5.Love [insert soppy gremlin]
5 things you might do if you didnt do poi/staff/etc
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Carpal \'Tunnel
3,533 posts
Location: Hampshire College, MA, USA
1. can i wear you're hat?
2. you're not? why aren't you wearing a hat?
3. i see. would you like to borrow my hat?
4. no, i'd prefer my hat on my head thanks. is that alright with you?
5. no? well could you please at least not shove it in so deep?
and because i want to share, i once had a dream where the nazis snuck into my house and turned the gas on, which lit on fire instead of exploding and my dad put it out with dirt from a potted plant
give me five reasons peanut butter is cool
-James
"How do you know if you're happy or sad without a mask? Or angry? Or ready for dessert?"
veteran
1,508 posts
Location: Out, United Kingdom
What the smeg just happened?
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Arf! Can I have a biscut?
288 posts
Location: North America, Mid West, USA
1) Peanut butter can be used as an emergency lubricant, if it's the right kind
2) Ever seen a dog eat peanut butter? PRICELESS!
3) it decorates bread so well!
4) PB&J sounds better than just a "J" sandwich
5) fold bread in half, PB Taco. Mmmmmmm
5 sports nobody should ever play?
I'm weird. Just work through that and we'll all be fine.
"If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest that he wear a tail." - Fran Lebowitz
veteran
1,508 posts
Location: Out, United Kingdom
1.chess - at least not as a sport
2.synchronised swimming
3.ultimate wrestling
4."hit the other poi person with your pois before he hits you"
5."chase the tail"
now someone give me 5 things you might do if you didnt do poi/staff/etc
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had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
4,145 posts
Location: Edinburgh, Scotland (UK)
1. setting random things on fire for lack of poi/staff/etc
2. getting work done and spending less time on forums and outside practicing
3. wondering what it's like to be as cool as fire-people
4. joining the massage society instead of the juggling society
5. being warm and inside the flat on a Monday night instead of freezing outside betwen burns
5 reasons why penguins are cool (temperatures in antarctica aside
) "vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
(G.W. Dahlquist)
Owner of Dragosani's left half
veteran
1,508 posts
Location: Out, United Kingdom
1.They're quite clearly the hard nut of birds - they're quite happy to be almost all black on an all white background, they fear no-one!
2.Good at random noises, like a bad brass band
3.Awsome swimmers (i like swimming)
4.One of the few creatures that has changed poles (because of the slightly tipsy spin of the earth, at some point the poles will reverse as they did about 3000 years ago)
5.umm...shiny
5 things to do at uni
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no excuses. no apologies.
1,799 posts
Location: aotearoa, New Zealand
1. learn
2. fornicate with your fellow students
3. arrive late to lectures
4. party
5. throw water balloons at your lecturer from the back of the hall.
5 things you would do if you could astral travel.
those that know, dont say. those that say, dont know.
veteran
1,508 posts
Location: Out, United Kingdom
1.find out what astral travelling is
2.umm
3.umm
4.umm
5.umm
anyone else wanna go?
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veteran
1,508 posts
Location: Out, United Kingdom
WAIT! i gotit!
1.Experience
2.Discover
3.Explore
4.Enjoy
5.oh, its run out of things to do...umm...PARTY!!!
Top 5 ways to eat your Cadbury's Cream Egg
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trusty sidekick to superman
799 posts
Location: oxford, england, uk
1. Bite off the top and lick out the inside
2. All in one baby!
3. melt it and mush it
4. NAKKKKKEEEEDDD
5. Lick and caress it lovingly...?
Five things you could dress up as (be imaginative) if you were going to a P party (you have to dress up as something beginning with P)
Livin' on dreams and custard creams
had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
4,145 posts
Location: Edinburgh, Scotland (UK)
1. a Pangalactic Gargleblaster
2. Peter Pan
3. Power Rangers
4. a Penguin (I know... but I like them!!)
5. a huge big fluffy PILLOW! mmmmhm!
Five things to say to salespeople on the phone to get rid of them immediately AND make people who happen to be in the room when the annoying salespeople call laugh. (Me and the flatmate have a competition, so good answers may be useful!)
"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
(G.W. Dahlquist)
Owner of Dragosani's left half
247 posts
Location: Cork, Ireland at present
1. I am mushroom, can you fly? No? I want to fllllyyyyyyy...
2. I want to buy everything you have... do you give unlimited credit?
3. (pretend to be in the middle of an orgasm until they hang up)
4. Start trying to sell your cd collection to them
5. say randon swear words, not offensively.
5 things you could never tell your parents!!! (I've asked this before, but I like it!!)
I used to be indecisive, but I'm not so sure now.....
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,533 posts
Location: Hampshire College, MA, USA
1. i'm sexually attracted to termites
2. you're a great big &^$% head
3. i sneak out of the house every night and take the subway to DC. there i sell my body for aluminum foil.
4. my wall is hollow, and filled with aluminium foil
5. the termites hollowed out my wall in exchange for sexual favours
five best things to do naked that are not gross/pervy
-James
"How do you know if you're happy or sad without a mask? Or angry? Or ready for dessert?"
247 posts
Location: Cork, Ireland at present
1. Lounge about the house.
2. Ironing... though you gotta be careful..
3. Swim
4. Embarress other people (don't know why this works, but it does.
5. Oh yeah, when having a bit... or just lying with your other half.. who's also gotta be naked!!!
5 things that you do while drunk, but couldn't do sober!!!
I used to be indecisive, but I'm not so sure now.....
veteran
1,240 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia
5 best things to do naked that are not gross/pervy
1. swim
2. lie in the sun
3. have a shower/bath
4. snuggle
5. streak
5 reasons why a tongue coming out of your belly button would be worth while or 5 why it wouldnt be
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Arf! Can I have a biscut?
288 posts
Location: North America, Mid West, USA
It'd lick your shirts
It'd be a real pain when you slowdance
Knowing me, it'd blab about being hungry
How exactally do you let it chew gum?
It'd blow a rasberry on somoenes stomach when I hug them
5 people who'd look funny on a pogo stick
I'm weird. Just work through that and we'll all be fine.
"If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest that he wear a tail." - Fran Lebowitz
veteran
1,240 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia
1 me (tall and no balance)
2 the wicked witch of the west
3 someone playing with poi/staff (impressive if they could do both simultaneously mind you)
4 a lawyer (always so damn serious)
5 a scuba diver- dont know why but i think it would look rather comical
hmm.... 5 things you have done and not told anyone about because you were too embarressed/ashamed of?
Only when you close your eyes can you really see...
veteran
1,508 posts
Location: Out, United Kingdom
1.there are reasons i dont tell anyone
2.one: cos they're too embarrassing
3.two: im too ashamed
4.so you cant really expect an answer
5.its like asking "5 answers to questions you dont understand"
5 times you've fallen t1t over ar5e! (or something similar)
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Arf! Can I have a biscut?
288 posts
Location: North America, Mid West, USA
When I wrecked my bicycle
When I wrecked it again
When I was walking backwards, and ended up doign a handspring backwards
When I was snowboarding and got hit by a skiier (There's irony)
The time I was doing the thing... with the stuff... and I was... umm....
5 buildings you walked into in the last 24 hours?
I'm weird. Just work through that and we'll all be fine.
"If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest that he wear a tail." - Fran Lebowitz
veteran
1,508 posts
Location: Out, United Kingdom
1.Salisbury train station
2.Birmingham train station
3.girlfriends uni halls
4.girlfriends friends uni halls
5.student shop
top 5 fantasies
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