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elastaaddict
645 posts
Location: wishing to be in Rio


Posted:
Simple.
One person suggests 5 things for the next person to name eg. 5 types of jam,
the next responds with the answer and follows with the next suggestion.

So...

5 things that make you laugh.

there's nothing quite as fulfilling as a tasty airwrap

if you're full of sh!t, at least you're fertile

"we are all flowers growing in God's garden... and that is why he spreads the sh!t around" - David Byrne


Bretchenthusiast
247 posts
Location: Cork, Ireland at present


Posted:
Top sweets

1. Curly wurly (before they shrunk them)
2. Twix (bite the ends of and suck tea through wink )
3. Flying saucers
4. Little anacede (?) balls - they used to come in blue and red... i think....
5. Marathon... not a snickers...

5 things your don't want your folks (parents) to know!!

I used to be indecisive, but I'm not so sure now.....


shen shuiSILVER Member
no excuses. no apologies.
1,799 posts
Location: aotearoa, New Zealand


Posted:
1. i used to smoke pot in their house all the time when i was living with them.
2. i used to drive ma's car stoned all the time.
3. i had sex in ma's car often (even left a stain after repeated use).
4.
5.

gah im so sorry i could only come up with 3! how embarrassing to only have 3 things you dont want your folks to know about...!

anyway.

5 one-line jokes.

those that know, dont say. those that say, dont know.


SocksBRONZE Member
Arf! Can I have a biscut?
288 posts
Location: North America, Mid West, USA


Posted:
1) So this guy walks into a bar, you think he'da seen it
2) So this other guy walks into a bar, you think he'da seenthe first guy hit it
3) Ahh, Sheboygan, I spent a week there one afternoon
4) My karma ran over your dogma
5) So a pig, a duck, a blonde, a brunette, a redhead, two nuns, a pries, a rabbi, a salesman and a horse walk into a bar, and the bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

Five things that, if you looked away from your computer right now, you'd see.

I'm weird. Just work through that and we'll all be fine.

"If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest that he wear a tail." - Fran Lebowitz


mtbeerGOLD Member
ARRRR!
529 posts
Location: Charlotte, NC, USA


Posted:
1. A couple sets of poi.
2. Other computers in various states of disassembly.
3. Wrist bands from the last five or six metal shows.
4. Ojime beads.
5. Underwear on the floor, I'm a slob.

5 of the best days of your life.

"My skin is singed but it heals my heart and with glowing pride I'll wear my scars." -Davey Havok


mycoBRONZE Member
Pooh-Bah
2,084 posts
Location: melbourne, victoria, australia


Posted:
1. my sewing machine
2. my cat
3. piles of mess (literally piles of it)
4. my window
5. my boyfriend's gutair

5 people you've been meaning to call, and realy should get around to seeing

Bretchenthusiast
247 posts
Location: Cork, Ireland at present


Posted:
1. Being born... can't really remember, but the moon turned a fire red......
2. Xmas day in Sydney sunny, shamefully on Bondi beach with I never intended to do.
3. Meeting me girl biggrin
4. The second time I met me girl wink
5. Seeing me girl after 11 months of not knowing if I'd see her again! bounce bounce2

5 top tunes from Pink Floyds Wish You Were Here album.....

or 5 top muppets (from the muppets show)

I used to be indecisive, but I'm not so sure now.....


SocksBRONZE Member
Arf! Can I have a biscut?
288 posts
Location: North America, Mid West, USA


Posted:
Floyd, a pink muppet (See? BOTH! HA!)

Sweetums

That cat that sat on the bannister quietly for 2 or so seasons

Rolf the dog

And, naturally, Kermit.



(And to do MYCO's too...)

Jeff, a friend of mine who I stood as best man at his wedding

Lee, who I've spoken with briefly but I really should go see him

Dale, who I've known for years but rarely see

Tracey, just to make sure she's still alive after all this time

The true me, who I've kept in hiding for a long time for various reasons



Five things you like on a sandwich

I'm weird. Just work through that and we'll all be fine.

"If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest that he wear a tail." - Fran Lebowitz


Bretchenthusiast
247 posts
Location: Cork, Ireland at present


Posted:
1. Eggs
2. Bacon
3. Eggs and bacon
4. Sausage
5. Eggs, bacon and eggs
6. I could carry on forever like this... mmmMMMMmmm

5 words you hate when spoken in general

I used to be indecisive, but I'm not so sure now.....


Flame BoyGOLD Member
veteran
1,508 posts
Location: Out, United Kingdom


Posted:
1.snog
2.loon (as in: you're a loon)
3.supercalifragilisticexpialidocious (stupid Mary bloody Poppins)
4.cycling (the word is 'biking'!)
5.exaggerated mmmm's (as above)

5 things you would be very surprised to find in your pockets:

AAARRRGGGHHH!!! My giant stick broke!!! In two!!! My stick broke in two!!! ubbcrying


meghannenthusiast
302 posts
Location: good ol@ devon. cullompton to be precise


Posted:
1. money... im a student, in a contsant state of skint.
2. a pigmy giraffe
3. an odd sock
4. another pocket
5. a winning lottery ticket

5 things you wish you never did

ive learned
life is tough... but im tougher


JauntyJamesSILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,533 posts
Location: Hampshire College, MA, USA


Posted:
1. drink listerine
2. use my keyboard as a tac hammer
3. post about illegal escapades on my blog
4. ski into the lift support
5. watched an episode of "friends"

gimme five species of sea slug (google is your friend)

-James

"How do you know if you're happy or sad without a mask? Or angry? Or ready for dessert?"


Flame BoyGOLD Member
veteran
1,508 posts
Location: Out, United Kingdom


Posted:
1.Acteonidae
2.Bullinidae
3.Hydatinidae
4.Ringiculidae
5.Diaphanidae

5 fave clothes:

AAARRRGGGHHH!!! My giant stick broke!!! In two!!! My stick broke in two!!! ubbcrying


peles_paynimSILVER Member
member
80 posts
Location: the fascist states of amerika, USA


Posted:
t-shirt with logo: Head Foundation please give generously
ooold jeans...they rip and i sew on another patch
rasta snood
bloomers (the long kind for under dresses)
wrap around tie up pants (called butterfly i think?)

ok...five worst pick-up lines.....

real eyes
realize
real lies


=Flashpoint=SILVER Member
Pasta of Muppets
2,722 posts
Location: in the interwebs..., United Kingdom


Posted:
1. "God has taken the stars and put them in your eyes tonight"
2. "That dress looks good, it would look even better on my bedroom floor"
3. "How do you like your eggs in the morning?"
4. "Have you got a mirror in your knickers? Cos I can see myself in them"
5. "Can I feel your tits?"

5 books you read over and over again?

ohmygodlaserbeamspewpewpew!
ubbrollsmileubbrollsmileubbrollsmileubbrollsmile


mycoBRONZE Member
Pooh-Bah
2,084 posts
Location: melbourne, victoria, australia


Posted:
1. alice in wonderland by Lewis Caroll
2. purfume by patrick suskind
3. 1984 by george orwell
4. breakfast of Champions by Kurt Vonnegut
5. slaughterhouse 5 also by Kurt Vonnegut

gotta put in the worst pick up line i ever was given "come to the back of my car and i'll give you the best dry f***of your life" (a dry f*** is when people rub up against each other, while fully clothed, for the purpose of climaxing). found out a while later that one of my friends was given the same line by the guy!!!

5 best meals you've cooked

Bretchenthusiast
247 posts
Location: Cork, Ireland at present


Posted:
1. Smoked salmon pasta type thing
2. egg, bacon and mushroon sandwich
3. doorstep salad sandwich
4. Victoria sponge (it was a school thnig)
5. A dinner for 13 people on a camp fire on a plot of land in Margeret River (made the fire pit that night using anything we could find), can't remember what it was.... mince, spuds, carrots onions... thrown together.

5 worst meals cooked

I used to be indecisive, but I'm not so sure now.....


SocksBRONZE Member
Arf! Can I have a biscut?
288 posts
Location: North America, Mid West, USA


Posted:
1. the time that somoene forgot to buy charcoal and the steak was still mooing
2. BBQ escapades with a chicken, a beer can, and someone who figured the lid was "clean" enoug to press on the bird.
3. ANYTHING from McDonalds, but it's still edible.
4. The "expirement" with ramen noodles and "Essense of Emril". Urgh.
5. Anything out of the "California Pizza Kitchen". It's like McDonalds without a dollar menu.

5 songs on your MP3 player / CD rotation right now

I'm weird. Just work through that and we'll all be fine.

"If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest that he wear a tail." - Fran Lebowitz


=Flashpoint=SILVER Member
Pasta of Muppets
2,722 posts
Location: in the interwebs..., United Kingdom


Posted:
1. Massive Attack : Unfinished Sympathy
2. They Might Be Giants : Birdhouse in your soul
3. Baz Luhrman : The Sunscreen Song
4. Freddie Mercury & Monserrat Caballe : Barcalona
5. all of War of the Worlds by Jeff Wayne et al

5 least favourite songs!

ohmygodlaserbeamspewpewpew!
ubbrollsmileubbrollsmileubbrollsmileubbrollsmile


MEERCATBRONZE Member
A Meerkat that eats chicken
194 posts
Location: Cambridge UK


Posted:
Peter Andre - Mysterious girl



vengaboys - boom boom boom



3 of a kind - babycakes



Blazin' squad - flip reverse



so solid crew - 21 seconds

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5 of your least favourite bodily fluids?!! lolsign ubbloco
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mycoBRONZE Member
Pooh-Bah
2,084 posts
Location: melbourne, victoria, australia


Posted:
i'm a personal carer, so i deal with the following on a day to day level...

1. gunk that accumulates in the mouth of a dehydrated person
2. vomit
3. ejaculation (personal life: fine, work life: ikky)
4. wound drainage
5. diahorea....
you asked!!

5 weirdest animals

Bretchenthusiast
247 posts
Location: Cork, Ireland at present


Posted:
Bradypus tridactylus or sloth
My cat (weird personality)
Duck billed platapus (mainly for the name)
Whaleshark
Push-me-pull-you (cartoon animal from Dr. Doolittle ubblol )

5 interesting things about yourself

I used to be indecisive, but I'm not so sure now.....


mycoBRONZE Member
Pooh-Bah
2,084 posts
Location: melbourne, victoria, australia


Posted:
1. i have a colourful mental health history
2. my eyes change between bluish and greenish depending on my mood
3. i'm very scared of how i'm perceived by others
4. my life ambition as a 5 year old was to be a bird
5. i used to have a hip piercing (thru skin, not bone ubbloco)

5 least interesting things about yourself

Bretchenthusiast
247 posts
Location: Cork, Ireland at present


Posted:
1. I'm male
2. I have bits n bobs 'down there'.. no wait a minute.... wink
2. I don't like cheese
3. My school grades were average... maybe
4. I still own a skateboard.. which I was useless at anyway
5. My lighter is cellotaped to my keys, or is that classed as sad???

5 achievable goals that you can't be bothered to do.

I used to be indecisive, but I'm not so sure now.....


shen shuiSILVER Member
no excuses. no apologies.
1,799 posts
Location: aotearoa, New Zealand


Posted:
1. staff.
2. vacuum the floor.
3. studying.
4. saying what i would study if i could be bothered.
5. getting in a more comfortable position.

5 ways in which you would show/tell/etc the preson you love the depth of your love for them...

those that know, dont say. those that say, dont know.


Flame BoyGOLD Member
veteran
1,508 posts
Location: Out, United Kingdom


Posted:
good grief, dont you think this is getting a bit soppy?

1.get her that ring she's always wanted
2.put up with her parents
3.brekkie in bed (works for me every time wink )
4.stay monogamous
5.tell her biggrin

5 things to do before youre 30

AAARRRGGGHHH!!! My giant stick broke!!! In two!!! My stick broke in two!!! ubbcrying


shen shuiSILVER Member
no excuses. no apologies.
1,799 posts
Location: aotearoa, New Zealand


Posted:
1. enlightenment.
2. extended visit to peru (specifically, macchu picchu).
3. go to the uk and do poi with lots of people i dont really know yet.
4. travel more of the world.
5. get more into botany, permaculture and mycology.

5 reasons why this is a good question.

those that know, dont say. those that say, dont know.


HavokistBRONZE Member

2,530 posts
Location: Manchester, United Kingdom


Posted:
(in the style of the random punk guy from The Young Ones)

1) because it is
2) because it is
3) because it is
4) because it is
5) because it is

5 reasons why quantum physics can't be applied to every day life

We are the music makers, We are the dreamers of dreams,
Wandering by lone sea-breakers, And sitting by desolate streams;
World-losers and world-forsakers, On whom the pale moon gleams;
We are the movers and shakers of the world for ever, it seems.


strooSILVER Member
trusty sidekick to superman
799 posts
Location: oxford, england, uk


Posted:
1. physics sucks
2. not everythings is measurable (eg feelings)
3. physics sucks
4. lifes deeper than that
5. physics sucks

ok so i could only think of 2 reasons....but physics DOES suck...

five things that secretly make happy...

Livin' on dreams and custard creams


Flame BoyGOLD Member
veteran
1,508 posts
Location: Out, United Kingdom


Posted:
make me secretly happy?

1.when i get post
2.when i learn a new trick
3.breakfast
4.lunch
5.dinner

5 things you think about when youre in a lesson/meeting/something similar

AAARRRGGGHHH!!! My giant stick broke!!! In two!!! My stick broke in two!!! ubbcrying


SocksBRONZE Member
Arf! Can I have a biscut?
288 posts
Location: North America, Mid West, USA


Posted:
First of all, to stroo, Science does not suck. There's no such thing as an absolute vaccume. Science can push, or pull, but it can not suck. Sorry. (why, YES! I did do science for a long time)

an to Flame's...

1) foot tap foot tap foot tap foot tap...
2) All things being equal, can I go snowboarding instead?
3) Wow, and I thought Shatner's delivery was dry...
4) I know, I know, I know, I know, I know.... Hey, you said something I don't know!
5) Am I getting paid to be here?

5 favorite ingredients to throw into common recipies. (It doens't help my mind that I'm listening to "Meat Loaf" right now...)

I'm weird. Just work through that and we'll all be fine.

"If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest that he wear a tail." - Fran Lebowitz


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