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Fine_Rabid_DogInternet Hate Machine
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...


Posted:
U tell a riddle. Basic Rules. Guess it. He/she/thing who guesses correctly wins and tells the next one...

I'll start.

When it is broken, it still works.
Beating pains it not...

bit small and crappy, but a bit hard.

The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."


LazyAngelGOLD Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
2,895 posts
Location: Cambridge UK


Posted:
you leave the first switch on for a while, turn it off, then flick the second switch and go in straight away. If the bulb is off and warm, is first switch, if bulb is off and cold, is third switch, if it's on, it's the second switch!

Because ActiveAngel sounds like a feminine deodorant

Like sex, I'm much more interesting in real life than online.

'Be the change you want to see in the world around you' - Ghandi


Hanzveteran
1,328 posts
Location: Bendigo, Vic, Australia


Posted:
I knew that one, I just couldnt remember it, lol.



And I thought my guess was pretty good... guess not



BTW: is there any that havent been guessed correctly?
EDITED_BY: Hanz (1099308573)

CaMiLL(e_o)member
88 posts
Location: Epsom, Surrey, UK


Posted:
well done! x biggrin

>>>d(o_0)b<<<


LazyAngelGOLD Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
2,895 posts
Location: Cambridge UK


Posted:
My first is the serpent of the alphabet,
My second is the edible lady's fingers,
My third sounds like the start of many a golf course,
My whole was the corrupter of the young.
Who am I?

Because ActiveAngel sounds like a feminine deodorant

Like sex, I'm much more interesting in real life than online.

'Be the change you want to see in the world around you' - Ghandi


GnorBRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
5,814 posts
Location: Perth, Australia


Posted:
Satan???

Is it the Truth?
Is it Fair to all concerned?
Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?

Im in a lonely battle with the world with a fish to match the chip on my shoulder. Gnu in Binnu in a cnu


Burning Braineye shifter
321 posts
Location: between my headphones


Posted:
Written by: CaMiLL(e_o)


Burning Brain,
Is it shoe sizes? That way it would be three items (kinda) at 25 cents each.

Oooh ooh am i close?




yeah close but...shoe sizes? WHAT!?!

If I could be granted one wish I would ask for all the questions of the universe.


LazyAngelGOLD Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
2,895 posts
Location: Cambridge UK


Posted:
Burning Brain- is it shoe sizes
Gnor- no. It's another multi part riddle!

Because ActiveAngel sounds like a feminine deodorant

Like sex, I'm much more interesting in real life than online.

'Be the change you want to see in the world around you' - Ghandi


Burning Braineye shifter
321 posts
Location: between my headphones


Posted:
no, not shoe sizes.

If I could be granted one wish I would ask for all the questions of the universe.


LazyAngelGOLD Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
2,895 posts
Location: Cambridge UK


Posted:
oops not shoe sizes i meant pool balls. Slight slip there.

Because ActiveAngel sounds like a feminine deodorant

Like sex, I'm much more interesting in real life than online.

'Be the change you want to see in the world around you' - Ghandi


Burning Braineye shifter
321 posts
Location: between my headphones


Posted:
nope...pool balls are more expensive than 25 cents. and read the riddle as it is. it doesnt say 3, 3, and 8...or whatever it is.

im probably making it harder.

If I could be granted one wish I would ask for all the questions of the universe.


...{SAFE}..."if i jump in the fire, will you?"
633 posts
Location: USA, wishing I was in SA


Posted:
*amazing how the mind interpretates things*

uh ...... you all lost me over the weekend

ill try to get back into it .... hmmm lets see who's got something going ..... lazyangel.... ok .... let see

"TALK ABOUT MY MOTHER LIKE THAT ONCE MORE YOU , YOU censored " ubblol

hmmm , thought Gnor was on it with satan , but if not , its something realy similar... cant think right now , oh well ill try again soon smile

i like breaking the Law frown , of Gravity wink !


Burning Braineye shifter
321 posts
Location: between my headphones


Posted:
SOCRATES

If I could be granted one wish I would ask for all the questions of the universe.


LazyAngelGOLD Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
2,895 posts
Location: Cambridge UK


Posted:
Burning Brain- Nice one mate, you got it! again! whereas I still haven't solved your last little teaser! but go on, give us another!

Because ActiveAngel sounds like a feminine deodorant

Like sex, I'm much more interesting in real life than online.

'Be the change you want to see in the world around you' - Ghandi


poi_playerBRONZE Member
member
121 posts
Location: USA


Posted:
I have a riddle, i havnt heard it in years and i just remembered it, here goes:

A man is found dead in his appartment. He has hung himself on the middle rafter. All of the furniture is pushed far away from him against the wall. There is a puddle of water on the floor. How did he hang himself?

If you're a pyro and you know it, clap your hands!
clap clap


CaMiLL(e_o)member
88 posts
Location: Epsom, Surrey, UK


Posted:
he stood on a big block of ice

>>>d(o_0)b<<<


CaMiLL(e_o)member
88 posts
Location: Epsom, Surrey, UK


Posted:
1. In a street there are five houses, painted five different colours.
2. In each house lives a person of different nationality
3. These five homeowners each drink a different kind of beverage, smoke
different brand of cigar and keep a different pet.

THE QUESTION: WHO OWNS THE DOG?

HINTS

1. The Swede lives in a red house.
2. The Brit keeps snakes as pets.
3. The Dane drinks tea.
4. The Green house is on the left of the White house.
5. The owner of the Green house drinks coffee.
6. The person who smokes Pall Mall rears birds.
7. The owner of the Yellow house smokes Marlboro.
8. The man living in the centre house drinks milk.
9. The Norwegian lives in the first house.
10. The man who smokes Blends lives next to the one who keeps cats.
11. The man who keeps horses lives next to the man who smokes Marlboro.
12. The man who smokes Blue Master drinks beer.
13. The German smokes B & H.
14. The Norwegian lives next to the blue house.
15. The man who smokes Blends has a neighbour who drinks water.

Now i've done this riddle before and worked it out.
(i was very proud of myself, if you can't already tell)
Sometimes it takes a piece of paper.

Absolutely no cheating OK!!!

>>>d(o_0)b<<<


poi_playerBRONZE Member
member
121 posts
Location: USA


Posted:
good answer CaMiLL(e_o)

If you're a pyro and you know it, clap your hands!
clap clap


...{SAFE}..."if i jump in the fire, will you?"
633 posts
Location: USA, wishing I was in SA


Posted:
the polishman ?

i like breaking the Law frown , of Gravity wink !


CaMiLL(e_o)member
88 posts
Location: Epsom, Surrey, UK


Posted:
I just sent it to my friend and he got it within half an hour so it can't be that hard.

>>>d(o_0)b<<<


This_EnergyBRONZE Member
member
173 posts
Location: ridgefield, ct, USA


Posted:
i ave no clue. wow. ne way...

it cannot be shattered by physical force. it can shattered by words. it can be seen and does exsist.
they are every where.
everyone has one.
they are used mostly at night.

what are the things.

I start it, I end it,
I kill and words will defend it.
Got big plans,
blood stained hands
Wanna put my name on the map.
On my way to save the world.
-Missionary, Operation Ivy


CaMiLL(e_o)member
88 posts
Location: Epsom, Surrey, UK


Posted:
Oi cheeky it's meant to be the one who solves the riddle posts one. Tut tut.

sleep or dreams i wreckon

>>>d(o_0)b<<<


This_EnergyBRONZE Member
member
173 posts
Location: ridgefield, ct, USA


Posted:
dreams is correct.
wow i suck at this

I start it, I end it,
I kill and words will defend it.
Got big plans,
blood stained hands
Wanna put my name on the map.
On my way to save the world.
-Missionary, Operation Ivy


CaMiLL(e_o)member
88 posts
Location: Epsom, Surrey, UK


Posted:
Ah hahahaha back to my previous riddle boys and girls.
x

>>>d(o_0)b<<<


This_EnergyBRONZE Member
member
173 posts
Location: ridgefield, ct, USA


Posted:
huh. whats ur riddle

I start it, I end it,
I kill and words will defend it.
Got big plans,
blood stained hands
Wanna put my name on the map.
On my way to save the world.
-Missionary, Operation Ivy


CaMiLL(e_o)member
88 posts
Location: Epsom, Surrey, UK


Posted:
For the second time:

1. In a street there are five houses, painted five different colours.
2. In each house lives a person of different nationality
3. These five homeowners each drink a different kind of beverage, smoke
different brand of cigar and keep a different pet.

THE QUESTION: WHO OWNS THE DOG?

HINTS

1. The Swede lives in a red house.
2. The Brit keeps snakes as pets.
3. The Dane drinks tea.
4. The Green house is on the left of the White house.
5. The owner of the Green house drinks coffee.
6. The person who smokes Pall Mall rears birds.
7. The owner of the Yellow house smokes Marlboro.
8. The man living in the centre house drinks milk.
9. The Norwegian lives in the first house.
10. The man who smokes Blends lives next to the one who keeps cats.
11. The man who keeps horses lives next to the man who smokes Marlboro.
12. The man who smokes Blue Master drinks beer.
13. The German smokes B & H.
14. The Norwegian lives next to the blue house.
15. The man who smokes Blends has a neighbour who drinks water.

Now i've done this riddle before and worked it out.
(i was very proud of myself, if you can't already tell)
Sometimes it takes a piece of paper.

Absolutely no cheating OK!!!

>>>d(o_0)b<<<


This_EnergyBRONZE Member
member
173 posts
Location: ridgefield, ct, USA


Posted:
o this one im not even going to try.

I start it, I end it,
I kill and words will defend it.
Got big plans,
blood stained hands
Wanna put my name on the map.
On my way to save the world.
-Missionary, Operation Ivy


CantusSILVER Member
Tantamount to fatuity
15,965 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom


Posted:
is it the guy that buys the dog food?

"I'll carry this....It's harder to spill a hat" - Chellybean
"...like a rabbit caught in a lighthouse?" - Chellybean


CaMiLL(e_o)member
88 posts
Location: Epsom, Surrey, UK


Posted:
most probably yes

>>>d(o_0)b<<<


CantusSILVER Member
Tantamount to fatuity
15,965 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom


Posted:
good i win.

"I'll carry this....It's harder to spill a hat" - Chellybean
"...like a rabbit caught in a lighthouse?" - Chellybean


CaMiLL(e_o)member
88 posts
Location: Epsom, Surrey, UK


Posted:
not that easily you don't. I'm pissed now due to your influence, i think that a little hard work on your part would be fair retribution.

>>>d(o_0)b<<<


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