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Fool
2,020 posts
Location: Cornwall, UK
Fool
2,020 posts
Location: Cornwall, UK
Posted:
Hey, I'm Mags, I live in Cornwall and Fire is my favourite element.
Hey, I'm Mags, I live in Cornwall and Fire is my favourite element.
"I believe the cost of life is Death and we will all pay that in full. Everything else should be a gift. We paid the cover charge of life, we were born."
Bill Hicks, February 1988
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Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Posted:
You have longer minutes in Cornwall too I notice....
You have longer minutes in Cornwall too I notice....
Meh
SILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
Posted:
I
Mags.
I
Mags. BRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
4,191 posts
Location: Sihanoukville, cambodia
Carpal \'Tunnel
4,191 posts
Location: Sihanoukville, cambodia
Posted:
everything takes longer for us cornish folk....i think its most commonly known as laziness!!!
have a wicked two weeks off mr magnus pants!!
kelsxx
everything takes longer for us cornish folk....i think its most commonly known as laziness!!!
have a wicked two weeks off mr magnus pants!!
kelsxx
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Fool
2,020 posts
Location: Cornwall, UK
Fool
2,020 posts
Location: Cornwall, UK
Posted:
I'd like to point out that anyone caught using the above terminology will be terminated with extreme prejudice.
Written by: maus
have a wicked two weeks off mr magnus pants!!
I'd like to point out that anyone caught using the above terminology will be terminated with extreme prejudice.
"I believe the cost of life is Death and we will all pay that in full. Everything else should be a gift. We paid the cover charge of life, we were born."
Bill Hicks, February 1988
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Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Posted:
Would you prefer to be called Smarty Pants?
Would you prefer to be called Smarty Pants?
Meh
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Still wiggling
5,967 posts
Location: Belfast, Northern Ireland (UK)
Still wiggling
5,967 posts
Location: Belfast, Northern Ireland (UK)
Posted:
Hope all is going well darlin
s and 
es
Clare xx
Hope all is going well darlin
s and esClare xx
Getting to the other side 
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Sparkely arty Mormon rainbow fairy
933 posts
Location: infront of you, United Kingdom
Sparkely arty Mormon rainbow fairy
933 posts
Location: infront of you, United Kingdom
Posted:
*deep breath*
MR MAGNUS PANTS!!
*flee!*
Written by: Mags The JediWritten by: maus
have a wicked two weeks off mr magnus pants!!
I'd like to point out that anyone caught using the above terminology will be terminated with extreme prejudice.
*deep breath*
MR MAGNUS PANTS!!
*flee!*
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Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Posted:
You don't have to run. It'll be days before he returns. Apparently he operates on Cornish time. Which is Mags speak for too lazy to check his intro regularly.
*flees*
You don't have to run. It'll be days before he returns. Apparently he operates on Cornish time. Which is Mags speak for too lazy to check his intro regularly.
*flees*
Meh
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Fool
2,020 posts
Location: Cornwall, UK
Fool
2,020 posts
Location: Cornwall, UK
Posted:
Damn it all. Fleas in here again? Now I'll have to get the exterminators in!
Damn it all. Fleas in here again? Now I'll have to get the exterminators in!
"I believe the cost of life is Death and we will all pay that in full. Everything else should be a gift. We paid the cover charge of life, we were born."
Bill Hicks, February 1988
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Pooh-Bah
2,444 posts
Location: Bristol !!!!!!, United Kingdom
Pooh-Bah
2,444 posts
Location: Bristol !!!!!!, United Kingdom
Posted:
It was lovely to see you on the weekend although i kept expecting to be frogmarched down the road to a beach.
You're such a ray of sunshine and i always look forward to giving you a huge hug when i see you.
Please come and visit us northerners more often please
It was lovely to see you on the weekend although i kept expecting to be frogmarched down the road to a beach.
You're such a ray of sunshine and i always look forward to giving you a huge hug when i see you.
Please come and visit us northerners more often please
Gayle.....!
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Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Posted:
northerners.
"Never do gigs north of the M25" - Mags (in response to irritating child heckler on saturay night)
Still think "you and who's army?" was the best heckle ever though. Completely random and out of left field. If only it (the child) had left it at that.
Mint Sauce says he was sat next to it and was getting cross. Which is very restrained of him. I would've hit it....
northerners."Never do gigs north of the M25" - Mags (in response to irritating child heckler on saturay night)
Still think "you and who's army?" was the best heckle ever though. Completely random and out of left field. If only it (the child) had left it at that.
Mint Sauce says he was sat next to it and was getting cross. Which is very restrained of him. I would've hit it....
Meh
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Fool
2,020 posts
Location: Cornwall, UK
Fool
2,020 posts
Location: Cornwall, UK
Posted:
That kid needed stringing up. Can't believe some people allow creatures like that out in public!
Diary of the weekend will be up soon. Ish.
Written by: Cantus
Still think "you and who's army?" was the best heckle ever though. Completely random and out of left field. If only it (the child) had left it at that.
Mint Sauce says he was sat next to it and was getting cross. Which is very restrained of him. I would've hit it....
That kid needed stringing up. Can't believe some people allow creatures like that out in public!
Diary of the weekend will be up soon. Ish.
"I believe the cost of life is Death and we will all pay that in full. Everything else should be a gift. We paid the cover charge of life, we were born."
Bill Hicks, February 1988
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Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK
Posted:
grrr at the heckling kid of doom
at general playness and hello to you mags - still got yer lighter? 
grrr at the heckling kid of doom
at general playness and hello to you mags - still got yer lighter? back
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Carpal \'Tunnel
3,276 posts
Location: Oxfordshire/Wiltshire, United Kingdom
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,276 posts
Location: Oxfordshire/Wiltshire, United Kingdom
Posted:
Hey Mags... was a little odd not seeing you attached to a beach... but you were still as fantastic as always! xxx
Hey Mags... was a little odd not seeing you attached to a beach... but you were still as fantastic as always! xxx
tHeReS gOoD aNd EvIl iN EaCh InDiViDuAl fIrE, iDeNtIfIeS nEeDs AnD fEeDs OuR dEsIrEs.
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Carpal \'Tunnel
3,276 posts
Location: Oxfordshire/Wiltshire, United Kingdom
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,276 posts
Location: Oxfordshire/Wiltshire, United Kingdom
Posted:
And i agree... that little kid was rubbish! xxx
And i agree... that little kid was rubbish! xxx
tHeReS gOoD aNd EvIl iN EaCh InDiViDuAl fIrE, iDeNtIfIeS nEeDs AnD fEeDs OuR dEsIrEs.
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Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Posted:
Was it Nate?
Was it Nate?
Meh
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Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Posted:
I told Nate that i find him annoying. He took it badly.
Unfortunately there was no one around to back me up at the time. Lots of people seem to tolerate him....
I told Nate that i find him annoying. He took it badly.
Unfortunately there was no one around to back me up at the time. Lots of people seem to tolerate him....
Meh
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Carpal \'Tunnel
3,276 posts
Location: Oxfordshire/Wiltshire, United Kingdom
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,276 posts
Location: Oxfordshire/Wiltshire, United Kingdom
Posted:
awwww no.... I love Nate! xxx
awwww no.... I love Nate! xxx
tHeReS gOoD aNd EvIl iN EaCh InDiViDuAl fIrE, iDeNtIfIeS nEeDs AnD fEeDs OuR dEsIrEs.
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Pasta of Muppets
2,722 posts
Location: in the interwebs..., United Kingdom
Pasta of Muppets
2,722 posts
Location: in the interwebs..., United Kingdom
Posted:
But he's so tiny and cute...
Awww....
But he's so tiny and cute...
Awww....
ohmygodlaserbeamspewpewpew!
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Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK
Posted:
i hope those stripes come off as well
especially since youleft a few on my towel
and i get called annoying all the time - where are nice people calling me cute? *sulks*
i hope those stripes come off as well
especially since youleft a few on my towel
and i get called annoying all the time - where are nice people calling me cute?
*sulks* back
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,638 posts
Location: Brum / Dorset / Fairy Land
3,638 posts
Location: Brum / Dorset / Fairy Land
Posted:
big huggles - i'm in edinburgh. Went to see 'Mikey the Pikey' which had me falling over laughing - thought of you - you'd have lovd it.
snuggly love from the fluffster...... xxx
weekend diary please?
big huggles - i'm in edinburgh. Went to see 'Mikey the Pikey' which had me falling over laughing - thought of you - you'd have lovd it.
snuggly love from the fluffster...... xxx
weekend diary please?
Geologists do it in the dirt................ 
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Fool
2,020 posts
Location: Cornwall, UK
Fool
2,020 posts
Location: Cornwall, UK
Posted:
Okay...
Thursday 18th August
Have been in Launceston since Monday. Last week I took the girls up to Lewes, in Sussex, to see my Dad, and to take them to the wedding of my step-brother, Jon. It all went fine, apart from the usual arguments with my evil step-mother.
I spent the week in Launceston playing with the kids, and doing a few poi/staff workshops in the Castle.
I also spent some time with Mojo, chatting about things. It's all very confusing, but basically we're not together, even though we both want to be... Hmmm
I'd originally planned to return to Falmouth to get my tent and stuff, but on Wednesday I received a phone call from Fluff offering me a lift tonight (Thursday), all the way to Play. Needless to say, I jumped at the chance, and so about half 5ish I wandered up the road to meet her friend Jay, who was driving up, and Kelly, who he'd already picked up.
We drove first to Lyme Regis, and visited Fluffington Manor for a cup of tea, and to get the fairy on board, then we headed up to Birmingham to one of her other pads. Once we'd devoured some tea and pasta we lay about and had a smoke while watching Casablanca. Great movie.
Friday 19th August
Woke up about 11ish to a cup of tea provided by Roz. Ventured downstairs and smoked some reefers, then wandered to Tesco's to get supplies and to check the bank account. I'm paying emergency tax on the work i'm doing for the Eden Project, and so I only received about £20 that day. Bugger.
Returning to Roz's, we jumped into Jay's car and drove the hour or so up to Shrewsbury, arriving at the site about 3ish. We quickly erected our tent, and bounced around meeting and greeting people. I presented myself to Kelly to be painted, and ended up looking like this.
As the sun started to go down, I got a bit cold, so I headed into the Fire Area to start burning. Had a bit of a play, then wandered over to the cricket pavillion to take a look at the events therein. As I walked in, i had the rare pleasure of witnessing Monsieur Bluecat giving it a bit of Ska with a trombone. Is there no end to that man's talents? Much spinnery/hoopery ensued, with a lot of very baffled looking VW owners looking on. We danced, we span, we hit small children with staves. The usual.
Once we'd had our fill of the tuneage, we headed across to the Big Top for the Renegade Show. In addition to witnessing Dunc, Drew and Rob in their pants, we were also treated to DevKev's crazy (and probably Chili Vodka-inspired) Devilstick/Poigling routine. And where else could you see someone lying on a bed of nails, doing 6 poi simultaneously, whilst someone else stand on their chest? I'll tell you where: 2bags' house, and the Play Festival.
The Renegade unfortunately ended with the lights failing, and the camp site security guys wading in because of complaints about the noise. Not that we were making that much, but over-excited circus-folk can get quite carried away. After much mucking about, I span fire a little more, then wandered off to the showers to wash my paint off. Took a while, and the black stripes decided that they were going to be tenacious and hang about for the whole weekend.
Tired by this point, I retreated to the Fluff-tent, and proceeded to steal all the covers from Roz. Allegedly. You've only got her word against mine, and I'm a frickin' Jedi! Who are you gonna believe?
Okay...
Thursday 18th August
Have been in Launceston since Monday. Last week I took the girls up to Lewes, in Sussex, to see my Dad, and to take them to the wedding of my step-brother, Jon. It all went fine, apart from the usual arguments with my evil step-mother.
I spent the week in Launceston playing with the kids, and doing a few poi/staff workshops in the Castle.
I also spent some time with Mojo, chatting about things. It's all very confusing, but basically we're not together, even though we both want to be... Hmmm
I'd originally planned to return to Falmouth to get my tent and stuff, but on Wednesday I received a phone call from Fluff offering me a lift tonight (Thursday), all the way to Play. Needless to say, I jumped at the chance, and so about half 5ish I wandered up the road to meet her friend Jay, who was driving up, and Kelly, who he'd already picked up.
We drove first to Lyme Regis, and visited Fluffington Manor for a cup of tea, and to get the fairy on board, then we headed up to Birmingham to one of her other pads. Once we'd devoured some tea and pasta we lay about and had a smoke while watching Casablanca. Great movie.
Friday 19th August
Woke up about 11ish to a cup of tea provided by Roz. Ventured downstairs and smoked some reefers, then wandered to Tesco's to get supplies and to check the bank account. I'm paying emergency tax on the work i'm doing for the Eden Project, and so I only received about £20 that day. Bugger.
Returning to Roz's, we jumped into Jay's car and drove the hour or so up to Shrewsbury, arriving at the site about 3ish. We quickly erected our tent, and bounced around meeting and greeting people. I presented myself to Kelly to be painted, and ended up looking like this.
As the sun started to go down, I got a bit cold, so I headed into the Fire Area to start burning. Had a bit of a play, then wandered over to the cricket pavillion to take a look at the events therein. As I walked in, i had the rare pleasure of witnessing Monsieur Bluecat giving it a bit of Ska with a trombone. Is there no end to that man's talents? Much spinnery/hoopery ensued, with a lot of very baffled looking VW owners looking on. We danced, we span, we hit small children with staves. The usual.
Once we'd had our fill of the tuneage, we headed across to the Big Top for the Renegade Show. In addition to witnessing Dunc, Drew and Rob in their pants, we were also treated to DevKev's crazy (and probably Chili Vodka-inspired) Devilstick/Poigling routine. And where else could you see someone lying on a bed of nails, doing 6 poi simultaneously, whilst someone else stand on their chest? I'll tell you where: 2bags' house, and the Play Festival.
The Renegade unfortunately ended with the lights failing, and the camp site security guys wading in because of complaints about the noise. Not that we were making that much, but over-excited circus-folk can get quite carried away. After much mucking about, I span fire a little more, then wandered off to the showers to wash my paint off. Took a while, and the black stripes decided that they were going to be tenacious and hang about for the whole weekend.
Tired by this point, I retreated to the Fluff-tent, and proceeded to steal all the covers from Roz. Allegedly. You've only got her word against mine, and I'm a frickin' Jedi! Who are you gonna believe?
"I believe the cost of life is Death and we will all pay that in full. Everything else should be a gift. We paid the cover charge of life, we were born."
Bill Hicks, February 1988
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Posted:
Fluffy!
Fluffy!
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
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Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK
Posted:
im with fluffy on this one
im with fluffy on this one
back
SILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
Posted:
Fluffy has breasts. I am inclined to believe her more than you. Sorry.
"I headed into the Fire Area to start burning" - You were the first at play to spin fire I belive. That will go down in history
You makeup/ paint was incredible. Tiger stripes suit you.
Its always a pleasure to see you, and this time was certianly no different.
Fluffy has breasts. I am inclined to believe her more than you. Sorry.
"I headed into the Fire Area to start burning" - You were the first at play to spin fire I belive. That will go down in history
You makeup/ paint was incredible. Tiger stripes suit you.
Its always a pleasure to see you, and this time was certianly no different.
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trusty sidekick to superman
799 posts
Location: oxford, england, uk
trusty sidekick to superman
799 posts
Location: oxford, england, uk
Posted:
Im with Fluff, you stole my sleeping bag too!
Im with Fluff, you stole my sleeping bag too!
Livin' on dreams and custard creams
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Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Posted:
Fluffy has breasts?
Fluffy has breasts?
Meh
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trusty sidekick to superman
799 posts
Location: oxford, england, uk
trusty sidekick to superman
799 posts
Location: oxford, england, uk
Posted:
yes cantus. fluffy has breasts.
yes cantus. fluffy has breasts.
Livin' on dreams and custard creams
have fur, will huggle
231 posts
Location: table in front of the pc.
231 posts
Location: table in front of the pc.
Posted:
Aunty Stroo does too
Aunty Stroo does too
I have my sidekick now. I think I call him Sidekick!!
"Lets get Jinky with it!"
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,638 posts
Location: Brum / Dorset / Fairy Land
3,638 posts
Location: Brum / Dorset / Fairy Land
Posted:
Oi! This is not what i was expecting to read on my return............
Oi! This is not what i was expecting to read on my return............
Geologists do it in the dirt................
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