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god'o'firemember
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Location: canada, alberta


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I was just thinking. hey we both through good parties both have good beer. sure you have a few more leagal drugs than us and you can spin fire any where but really whats better? (not being byeest in any way. just wondering)

(im from canada)
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SickpuPpyNinja Rockstar!
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Location: Denver, Co. U.S.A.


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Well, in germany they speak german. And German beer is good, while Canadian beer kinda tastes like ass.

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SmokyDavySILVER Member
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Location: Toronto, Ontario, Canada


Posted:
ooooooooooooooh,

An American knocking Canadian beer.. Thats rich.. Like a polack insulting french bread or cheese or something like that.

Mr Sickpuppy, you may be confused.. The taste of beer is in fact bitter, not watery.

Have you tried a lot of German beers?

[ 09 May 2002, 00:59: Message edited by: FieryFlow ]

shizN0Tmember
184 posts
Location: Stroudsburg, PA, USA


Posted:
FieryFlow, ass tastes watery?

I smell something burning.


rexmember
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Location: Holiday, FL, USA


Posted:
please don't use "FieryFlow" and "ass" in the same post..

eek.

arsnHow do you change this thing???
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Posted:
I don't think theres any difference between Germans and Canadians... Their both slow and you can't understand a word either speek...

I can't hear you... I have a banana in my ear.

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Bender_the_OffenderGOLD Member
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Location: Melbourne, Australia


Posted:
The Difference between Canada and Germany is that one gave us Bryan Adams and the other gave us talented performers.



Ah just kidding, Canadia is my favourite state of America - It's where Ugly Bob lives!

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master sodiummember
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Location: carson city, nevada


Posted:
canadian and german beers suck. its all about the irish strout.

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RoziSILVER Member
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Unless you serve it too cold like the Aussies do. Ice cold stout is not a pretty thing

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arsnHow do you change this thing???
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Posted:
yeah... we aussies are pretty stupid... but only with the temp of our beer... but you atleast get a cold one, right???

I can't hear you... I have a banana in my ear.

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KyrianDreamer
4,308 posts
Location: York, England


Posted:
for the love of something, i still want to know what stout is...

and what beer isn't good cold? at least, if it's good at all?

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RoziSILVER Member
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Kyrian, I can't believe you said that!!! I am shocked and horrified!!!

Things like stout are best served at room temperature because they have a fuller flavour. If you serve them cold, it kills the richness and it tastes like water (only thicker).

A lot of Aussie beers are made to be served cold. That is great cos of the heat out here, and they do taste better that way. But a lot of the brit and Irish beverages are brewed to be served warmer.

Now I have exhibited my beer snobbery, I will sneak from the room in shame

It was a day for screaming at inanimate objects.

What this calls for is a special mix of psychology and extreme violence...


KyrianDreamer
4,308 posts
Location: York, England


Posted:
well, here in the states we don't have "beer" really... so you'll have to forgive my ignorance!

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RoziSILVER Member
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Location: Sydney, NSW, Australia


Posted:
Come to Australia!!! We will feed you up on all sorts of alcohol. We will put some beer on ice, and warm some of it up in the microwave for you

Please come, it would be fun!!! (we may even twirl fire at the snow )

It was a day for screaming at inanimate objects.

What this calls for is a special mix of psychology and extreme violence...


KyrianDreamer
4,308 posts
Location: York, England


Posted:
you did hear i'm actually considering moving to australia?

i need to gather info and money though.

if you haev suggestions... hmm, wait, i think i see a new topic going up....

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SickpuPpyNinja Rockstar!
1,100 posts
Location: Denver, Co. U.S.A.


Posted:
Just for the record, I don't drink american beer.
It tastes like piss. But Canadian beer tastes worse,

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Jelloambiguous
646 posts
Location: Mpls, MN, USA


Posted:
I would just like to go on the record and say all beer tastes like piss The only way I could see somebody really liking any beer is if they're already beyond drunk.

Me, I prefer a nice smirnof ice. say what you want, that stuff kicks soo much booty.

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SickpuPpyNinja Rockstar!
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this from the man who thinks that Cantus's ice cream is making sneakers in some thai sweat shop.

Personally I think that liquor shouldn't taste fruity. If it's going to get you drunk like its evil, it should taste evil.

[ 10 May 2002, 12:37: Message edited by: SickpuPpy ]

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Jelloambiguous
646 posts
Location: Mpls, MN, USA


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I think you're missing the point here puppy, it could also be in canada doing who knows what and loosing it's ability to spell.

But see if the booze tastes really good, it's more approriate to real life. Evil just doesn't come out and say it's evil, it lures you in first than unleashes its full evil capabilites. So you're like, mmmmm, smirnof ice . than hours later you're like, why smirnof ice!!?? I loved you soo much, why you cause the pain????

it's a beautiful relationship.

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SickpuPpyNinja Rockstar!
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Location: Denver, Co. U.S.A.


Posted:
You need to discover the beauty of gin.

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RoziSILVER Member
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Location: Sydney, NSW, Australia


Posted:
But alcohol often reveals its insidious nature through its name. "Tequila" - sounds kinda fun and sunny, and exotic, but break it down into syllables:

"Tah-kill-(h)er"

Now you can see its true nature....

It was a day for screaming at inanimate objects.

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SickpuPpyNinja Rockstar!
1,100 posts
Location: Denver, Co. U.S.A.


Posted:
or car bombs.

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Jelloambiguous
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Location: Mpls, MN, USA


Posted:
oh we should all just give in to the sea breaze. hehehehehe sorry, the name just gets me every time.

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SickpuPpyNinja Rockstar!
1,100 posts
Location: Denver, Co. U.S.A.


Posted:
that's no better than your smirnoff ice, it's just cranberry juice as a mixer instead. Just drink your vodka sraight. You never see James Bond ask for a mixer.

[ 10 May 2002, 13:08: Message edited by: SickpuPpy ]

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arsnHow do you change this thing???
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That's cos he has his martini shaken, not stirred... when everyone know shaking it brouses the drink...

I can't hear you... I have a banana in my ear.

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arsnHow do you change this thing???
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Just for the record... I have Never ever had a drink... it just never apealed to me... go figure...

I can't hear you... I have a banana in my ear.

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SickpuPpyNinja Rockstar!
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Location: Denver, Co. U.S.A.


Posted:
There is absolutly no way to bruise vodka. Shaking it just makes it cold

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Jelloambiguous
646 posts
Location: Mpls, MN, USA


Posted:
What does Skyy Blue taste like?

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KyrianDreamer
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Location: York, England


Posted:
for teh record, rock on arsn!

most vodka is good. i tend to be a fan of stoli, particuarly stoli orange. (stolichnaya)

and, if anyone ever has any of that blackberry stuff... black haus? yeah, neways , i want to try it

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SickpuPpyNinja Rockstar!
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Location: Denver, Co. U.S.A.


Posted:
one of my favorite drinksis vanilla stolichnaya and coke. Thats the bestway in the world to make a vanilla coke.

[ 11 May 2002, 06:21: Message edited by: SickpuPpy ]

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KaliBRONZE Member
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577 posts
Location: Berlin, Germany


Posted:
Even though it was several posts back, I would like to second Jello's opinion that all beer tastes like piss (or actually what I imagine piss to taste like). My friends actually gave some jocks a cup of piss in Hollywood, told them it was beer and they guzzled it down without noticing. After that, I didn't need any further proof that beer ain't right.

Also, Sick Puppy, have you ever had vanilla vodka with vanilla cream soda? Its pretty darn good. As are lemondrops, blue hawaiis and malibu rum in cranberry. I like girly fu-fu drinks because I prefer to do my puking after my drinking, not fromt the mere taste of it.

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