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MikeGinnyGOLD Member
HOP Mad Doctor
13,923 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA


Posted:
Ok, it had to be done, so I am doing it.

YOU MIGHT BE A FIRE SPINNER IF:

*You have set fire to your clothes more than three times in your life.

*(Men only) you have hit yourself hard in the nads at least five times in one day.

*You are no longer bothered by the puzzled look on the cashier's face as she rings you up for three cans of white gas and a pack of bic lighters.

*You always have a lighter on you, even though you don't smoke.

*Your idea of a good time is to spend a night making strangers stop and stare at you.

Any others?

-Mike

Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella



A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura


Red_RaveNGOLD Member
Neo - Hippie
358 posts
Location: Sala, Slovakia


Posted:
You destroy half of your socks while searching for the best ones to make sock poi from.

When you read the first "sock" word in the sentence before, you immediately think of sock poi instead of realising I meant socks for wearing smile

Smile.. It confuses people..:)

Wonders never cease as long as you never cease to wonder.


HealthyTouchProBRONZE Member
Member
18 posts
Location: Chicago, Il., USA


Posted:
You've allready decided that your next apt. has to be bigger to allow for freedom of movement, specifically higher ceilings...

Head in hands so much to learn...


ZenoophSILVER Member
psychadelic pyro
570 posts
Location: Johannesburg, South Africa


Posted:
Awesome thread!

...if the elevator door opens at work and people stare at you buzzsawing inside it with your keys and your access card.

...you've ever sat infront of a sewing machine for 4 hours making poi for your girlfriend. (they look awesome, by the way)

...you've ever heard your mother bragging on the phone to her friends:'you should see my son's new hobby'

Normality is the playground of the unimaginative


Neon_ShaolinGOLD Member
hehe, 'Member' huhuh
6,120 posts
Location: Behind you. With Jam


Posted:
350 becomes an increasingly reasonable price for a glorified glowstick....

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock


monseratSILVER Member
My flabber is gasted
737 posts
Location: waaaay south of heaven, United Kingdom


Posted:
you chose gambit as the character you're going to a comic character-themed fancy dress party purely on the basis his weapon is a staff and it's motivation to learn some moves

Chaos is the natural state of the universe

Some days I'm the pigeon, some days I'm the statue.

honourary militant margerine ninJAH

If it wasn't for displacement activity I wouldn't get half as much done


crowley2BRONZE Member
official hop cutie
272 posts
Location: Uk, Essex, Clacton


Posted:
u dream of a day when technology becomes advanced enough to make fire poi without any wires attached a completly rational concept

The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it. ~ Terry pratchett


Firetrampold hand
896 posts
Location: Binstead, Isle of Wight


Posted:
You'd rather not take the plane than leave your poi behind.

Ask a question and be a fool for a minute...don't ask and be a fool your whole life.


puzzledustGOLD Member
newbie
35 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia


Posted:
So true! ubblol I'm not sure whether this thread makes me scared or proud... Am definitely guilty of Xmas decoration poi and swipe card spinning. Hell, all of it. eek

You close your eyes at night and see twirly fire patterns
The person sleeping next to you is twitching and fire spinning in their sleep
You look at building machinery and think 'antispin'
You've been contact spun around someone's body
Your parents know to buy your birthday/xmas presents from Juggle Art

Puzzle Dust Circus<br />


BrennPLATINUM Member
Will carpal your tunnel in a minute.
3,286 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia


Posted:
You're outside sweeping and you start contacting with the broom ubblol

&#2384;

Owner of burningoftheclavey smile
Owned by Lost83spy


havocangelmember
53 posts

Posted:
If you spin you're bags of groceries like poi.

polaritySILVER Member
veteran
1,228 posts
Location: on the wrong planet, United Kingdom


Posted:
You're reading this thread.

You aren't thinking or really existing unless you're willing to risk even your own sanity in the judgment of your existence.

Green peppers, lime pickle and whole-grain mustard = best sandwich filling.


acidchildBRONZE Member
member
117 posts
Location: USA


Posted:
You take the light bulb out of the closet to replace the one you just broke spinning poi, then break that witin 15 minutes.
*wanders off to replace lightbulb again*

Too many secerets are locked in side your minds, but your all equal in life, equal in love. your all building castels in the sky dreaming of a better world.


Neon_ShaolinGOLD Member
hehe, 'Member' huhuh
6,120 posts
Location: Behind you. With Jam


Posted:
You don't bother putting a lightbulb in the ceiling light and just light the room with a desklamp safe in the corner...

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock


Lost83spyBRONZE Member
Out! Out! You demons of stupidity!
587 posts
Location: Somewhere, out there..., South Africa


Posted:
You stand talking to friends with a lanyard attached to a bunch of keys and you start spinning without thought, hitting yourself on your head....

It may be your sole purpose in life to serve as a warning to others

Founder and Official leader of the Curby Clan

*Owner of Brenn*


MynciBRONZE Member
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom


Posted:
yoou attempt to fishtail any longist straightish object, golf clubs, tridents, pool queues etc wink

A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.


Mr MajestikSILVER Member
coming to a country near you
4,693 posts
Location: home of the tiney toothy bear, Australia


Posted:
you spend more time standing around the pool table spinning a que than you do playing pool

"but have you considered there is more to life than your eyelids?"

jointly owned by Fire_Spinning_Angel and Blu_Valley


gitaSILVER Member
.:*distracted by shiny things*:.
3,776 posts
Location: brizvegas, Australia


Posted:
 Written by: White RaveN


You destroy half of your socks while searching for the best ones to make sock poi from.

When you read the first "sock" word in the sentence before, you immediately think of sock poi instead of realising I meant socks for wearing smile



ubblol i totally thought that! then i read second bit...went confused ...reread & laughed a lot! ubblol


also...you might be a spinner if most of your holidays are planned around meeting up with people to spin firey things...

(no really...my last three holidays involved common ground 06, christmas/new years 05/06 trip to melburp (included sunday spin), & common ground 05!!) ubblol

do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and good to eat!

if at first you do succeed, try not to look too astonished!

smile! grin it confuses people!


HealthyTouchProBRONZE Member
Member
18 posts
Location: Chicago, Il., USA


Posted:
While opening the christmas ham you think...hey this mesh thing would make a good cage for my glow poi!

Head in hands so much to learn...


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