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the screeming flaming dudeYes, as a matter of fact, i do use fire poi. Why do you ask?
104 posts
Location: inside your head


Posted:
Okay, this is simple

all you have to do is answer the question above you, then ask your own queston. I'll start.

Why is poi weavesmiley so cool?

Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
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darkness-beforeGOLD Member
Rock is dead, long live paper and scissors
197 posts
Location: The sea, United Kingdom


Posted:
Water isn't wet.

If all the world were paper an all the sea were ink an all the trees were bread an cheese what would we have to drink?

Eagles may soar but weasles don't get sucked into jet engines.

Telepath wanted, you know where to apply.


clarence_quackSILVER Member
QuackerJack
1,927 posts
Location: over your left shoulder, Australia


Posted:
Bananas.

Where is the ning nang nong, and why do the trees go ping there?

Nutella Brigade Unite!

"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge

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ElectricBlueGOLD Member
Now with extra strawberries
810 posts
Location: Canberra, Australia


Posted:
Acctualy it is in the nong nang ning where the trees go ping. In the ning nang nong the cows go bong.

So why do the cows go bong?

I {Heart} hand me downs and spinning in the snow.<br /><br />


FireTomStargazer
6,650 posts

Posted:
Because they like to give THC flavoured milk.

Is there a conspiracy of conspiracy theorists, conspiring to discredit the conspiracy theory?

the best smiles are the ones you lead to wink


burningoftheclaveySILVER Member
lurking like a ninja with no camouflage..
926 posts
Location: over yonder, New Zealand


Posted:
possibly. according to the conspiracy of the conspiracy of conspiracy theorists, conspiring to discredit the theorists who are conspiring to discredit the conspiracy theory...(are you a member?)

why is your nose always itchy when youre covered in flour/glue/other substances?

on spam robots - "Burn the robot! Melt him down, and then we can make lots and lots of money from his shiiiny juices!"

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the_mods_stole_my_nameSILVER Member
travelling without moving
1,286 posts
Location: Maghull, Liverpool, United Kingdom


Posted:
it's the first rule of SOD'S LAW'

why do coconuts have milk, but no nipples?

Heilige Scheie, Batman kommt!

Reality is just a state of mind which occurs through a lack of lsd

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FireTomStargazer
6,650 posts

Posted:
they do - they even have three nipples, but they grow outside in and that's why the milk is inside...

what do men have nipples for?

the best smiles are the ones you lead to wink


the_mods_stole_my_nameSILVER Member
travelling without moving
1,286 posts
Location: Maghull, Liverpool, United Kingdom


Posted:
they're for hanging utensils from whilst cooking in the nude.

why does a hot solid burn you, but a hot liquid scalds you?

Heilige Scheie, Batman kommt!

Reality is just a state of mind which occurs through a lack of lsd

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PinkNigelPinker than thou
336 posts
Location: A little pink world all my own..


Posted:
To tell you off for not drinking a nice cold beer.

Why isn't everything pink?

A wise man once said: "You have two ears and one mouth, therefore you should shut the censored up and listen" (though, to be fair, he might not've put it _quite_ like that..)


motionless_shadownewbie
12 posts
Location: Bangor....backwater reaches of Wales


Posted:
because pink is an idesisive colour. its niether red nor white, and therefore sucks.

Your intelligence is STUPID


motionless_shadownewbie
12 posts
Location: Bangor....backwater reaches of Wales


Posted:
forgot the question....here we go.
if you dropped an egg onto concrete, would it crack?

Your intelligence is STUPID


darkness-beforeGOLD Member
Rock is dead, long live paper and scissors
197 posts
Location: The sea, United Kingdom


Posted:
Of course it wouldn't. It would break.
Why do flammable and inflammable mean the same thing?

Eagles may soar but weasles don't get sucked into jet engines.

Telepath wanted, you know where to apply.


clarence_quackSILVER Member
QuackerJack
1,927 posts
Location: over your left shoulder, Australia


Posted:
Because the people that wrote the dictionary were too busy arguing over duh and no duh to realise they'd stuffed up.

Why can't cows walk down stairs?

Nutella Brigade Unite!

"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge

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FireTomStargazer
6,650 posts

Posted:
Because bulls can't climb ladders.

What is pre-posterous?

the best smiles are the ones you lead to wink


jarleGOLD Member
Lv15 Ranger
1,489 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia


Posted:
Just a fancy way of saying erous.

Why is burning a petting zo socially unnacceptable?

Kupo!


BrennPLATINUM Member
Will carpal your tunnel in a minute.
3,286 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia


Posted:
pre-posterous is also the moment before a poster is applied to a vertical surface.

It's socially unacceptable because it's offensive to possums. And people who frequent said zoos (also known as "heavy petters")

Why did Nasi Goreng want to keep all the rabbits out of China?

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clarence_quackSILVER Member
QuackerJack
1,927 posts
Location: over your left shoulder, Australia


Posted:
Because there were too many! Duh!

Why do two of my lectures clash this semester?

Nutella Brigade Unite!

"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge

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MikeGinnyGOLD Member
HOP Mad Doctor
13,923 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA


Posted:
Aliens, dude. Your school's administration didn't have their tin foil helmets properly secured.

Why can't I sleep right now?

-Mike

Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella



A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura


clarence_quackSILVER Member
QuackerJack
1,927 posts
Location: over your left shoulder, Australia


Posted:
The local cockroach population set up shop in your brain.

Why aren't rainbows made of neither rain nor bows?

Nutella Brigade Unite!

"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge

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Fire BunnySILVER Member
veteran
1,260 posts
Location: Now in the land of Oz, Australia


Posted:
cos then they wouldnt look quite so pretty... altho they would look intersting.

what -really- lives on mars?

What if we think the jokes on them,
But really - the jokes on us....

and also... i wuv Rougie *snuz*


YakumoSILVER Member
veteran
1,237 posts
Location: Oxfordshire, United Kingdom


Posted:
Dust bunnies!

Why does water flow from emotion? (tears)

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ElectricStaplernewbie
33 posts
Location: Go


Posted:
So we can more easily identify and avoid those who are having a mental breakdown.

Why must every food be miniaturized?

Life is a box full of chocolates. Its full of the gross coconut ones.


clarence_quackSILVER Member
QuackerJack
1,927 posts
Location: over your left shoulder, Australia


Posted:
So you can feed it to miniature ponies!

Why do men miss the toilet bowl?

Nutella Brigade Unite!

"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge

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AurinkoBRONZE Member
hello!
1,034 posts
Location: Amsterdam, Netherlands


Posted:
they are not missing it, they are just marking their territory.

How can I make a statistics-nerd with commitment-phobia interested in me?

a swapped test-playboy, set free by NOn, idolizing the tea fairy; Dragosani spiritual freedom agreement reached 18th Sept 2006


FireTomStargazer
6,650 posts

Posted:
by turning yourself into a survey.

why is sunshine followed by rain or night?

the best smiles are the ones you lead to wink


clarence_quackSILVER Member
QuackerJack
1,927 posts
Location: over your left shoulder, Australia


Posted:
To ensure small children are afraid of the dark.
Why does getting 3 hours of sleep or less leave you feeling more tired than if you hadn't slept at all?

Nutella Brigade Unite!

"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge

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BrennPLATINUM Member
Will carpal your tunnel in a minute.
3,286 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia


Posted:
It's your body's way of telling you it's pissed off for teasing it into a good nights sleep.

What is podcasting?

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Owner of burningoftheclavey smile
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clarence_quackSILVER Member
QuackerJack
1,927 posts
Location: over your left shoulder, Australia


Posted:
It's when you broadcast images of pea pods.

Why is myspace so popular?

Nutella Brigade Unite!

"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge

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BrennPLATINUM Member
Will carpal your tunnel in a minute.
3,286 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia


Posted:
Because it's bad for you.


Can you find a needle in a haystack?

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Owner of burningoftheclavey smile
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clarence_quackSILVER Member
QuackerJack
1,927 posts
Location: over your left shoulder, Australia


Posted:
Yes, I saw them do it on mythbusters!

Why do cats like eating yoghurt?

Nutella Brigade Unite!

"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge

Owned By Steaks


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