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the screeming flaming dudeYes, as a matter of fact, i do use fire poi. Why do you ask?
104 posts
Location: inside your head


Posted:
Okay, this is simple

all you have to do is answer the question above you, then ask your own queston. I'll start.

Why is poi weavesmiley so cool?

Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
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DavidJNolanPrecision instrument of speed and aromatics
240 posts
Location: Vienna


Posted:
for the same reason that a green house isn't green

Why don't apples come in regulation sizes for easier storage?

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monseratSILVER Member
My flabber is gasted
737 posts
Location: waaaay south of heaven, United Kingdom


Posted:
because you can't store spheres neatly whatever their size.

If the plural of goose is geese, why isn't the plural of moose meese?

Chaos is the natural state of the universe

Some days I'm the pigeon, some days I'm the statue.

honourary militant margerine ninJAH

If it wasn't for displacement activity I wouldn't get half as much done


DavidJNolanPrecision instrument of speed and aromatics
240 posts
Location: Vienna


Posted:
Because then they'd get confused with mice

How many roads must a man walk down?

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artindorilmember
117 posts

Posted:
42

If you stand at the north pole then which way is east?

DavidJNolanPrecision instrument of speed and aromatics
240 posts
Location: Vienna


Posted:
to the left

Why do we use the word up to mean up?

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AsenaGOLD Member
What a Bummer
3,224 posts
Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire, United Kingdom


Posted:
Because it doesnt rhyme with Bum...

Why is it that my leg sometimes twitches in my sleep?

AurinkoBRONZE Member
hello!
1,034 posts
Location: Amsterdam, Netherlands


Posted:
how do you know it twitches when you're asleep?

why is it raining all day?

a swapped test-playboy, set free by NOn, idolizing the tea fairy; Dragosani spiritual freedom agreement reached 18th Sept 2006


TabtI Doubt, Therefore I Might Be
1,007 posts
Location: Horsham


Posted:
god had too much to drink......

do i have to go to work today?

Owner of Dragosani's right side.


AurinkoBRONZE Member
hello!
1,034 posts
Location: Amsterdam, Netherlands


Posted:
considering all that rain, you might just as well swim

where can I get some inspiration from?

a swapped test-playboy, set free by NOn, idolizing the tea fairy; Dragosani spiritual freedom agreement reached 18th Sept 2006


TabtI Doubt, Therefore I Might Be
1,007 posts
Location: Horsham


Posted:
here



how big is a bumblebee's spleen?

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AsenaGOLD Member
What a Bummer
3,224 posts
Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire, United Kingdom


Posted:
as big as my tackle.... my fishing tackle that is wink

Is it safe to share a tent with Freya?

burninghamSecond wave. DIVE!
132 posts

Posted:
freyed knot.

Is marshmallow made from marshes?

Hello?


Bek66Future Mrs Pogo
4,728 posts
Location: The wrong place


Posted:
 Written by: awaken


just me, would be fine thanks Burningham.

What is great than god
More evil than the devil
Rich people need it
Poor people have it
and if you eat it, you'll die?



Nothing!

Sorry, though, I'm pagan so I don't do the God/Devil thing.

Be that as it may,
You're flying thru the desert in a canoe and the wheels fall off and you have to make a crash landing. How many tomatoes in a shoebox?

ubbrollsmile

"Absence is to love what wind is to fire...it extinguishes the small, enkindles the great."
--Comte Debussy-Rebutin


HeadSwimGOLD Member
...curiously lost
580 posts
Location: at my PC....obviously!, United Kingdom


Posted:
3'000'999 and one! wink

Wow how long has it been since i posted anything on Hop???

Nothing is easy.......until you can do it! biggrin


iansmithmember
90 posts

Posted:
I would imagine it's several inches long. Why can you quite easily see the sun and moon when they're umpteen thousand miles away?

Seabadgermember
25 posts

Posted:
The light rays spread out and make them look bigger rolleyes



What is the best excuse for getting off PE lessons?
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ThumperabbitBRONZE Member
Zebberdy and Jack Daniels
278 posts
Location: Swansea, south wales


Posted:
I have Piles which my Captain say's will get worse if I work too hard....

How on earth do you tie a Tie?

The only reason i'm scared of little kid's is because I know in ten year's time they'll be mugging me.....


BrennPLATINUM Member
Will carpal your tunnel in a minute.
3,286 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia


Posted:
Here: https://www.tie-a-tie.net/


What would happen if you buttered a cats back and you dropped it? (keeping in mind the two theorems that toast always lands butter side down and cats always land on their feet)

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GitasGuyPooh-Bah
2,303 posts
Location: Brisbane


Posted:
The cat would invert itself therefor landing feet first but also buttered side down!! Stupid enough for ya ubbloco
ubblol ubblol

At what point on the earth does the time zones decide to count the opposite way? Does that make sense.
If i could be here in australia then without the pressure of time be in america. I would have gone back in time (theorectically gaining somewhere around 10 hours), so if i kept travelling the same way and ended back in australia i'd be back at around the same time i left. (but in theory i've lost 10 hours) So at what point do i start losing time?

Hope your head hurts as much as mine after that!!!! ubblol ubblol ubblol

:admires giant wooden aeroplane: Its about time trees were good for something, instead of just standing their like jerks!!! ubblol ubbtickled

Homer rocks!!!! ubblol ubbrollsmile


BrennPLATINUM Member
Will carpal your tunnel in a minute.
3,286 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia


Posted:
I think on most world maps there are time lines...i'm guessing it's once you cross those lines do you lose said hours but it covers a large area of land and sea. It would be very difficult and time consuming to calculate the exact hours & minutes lost for every geographical place within that time zone....

apologies for the waffle answer but that question really did brain my hurt :P

Would Jedi suffer from visual impairment since they're constantly wielding brightly lit weaponry?

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ilsanyamanic over a fence
798 posts
Location: Tas, Aus


Posted:
No they wear sunglasses. Especially as they are out in space with no ozone layer.

Where do dust bunnies come from?

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BrennPLATINUM Member
Will carpal your tunnel in a minute.
3,286 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia


Posted:
Dust Bunnies come from Dust Warrens. You can tell when a dust bunny has been in your local vicinity when it is covered in a modest layer of dust.

Is 'lump' a standard unit of measurement? Or is it just used for hot beverages in conjunction with sugar?

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miestamember
101 posts

Posted:
A 'lump' is equal to the size of plum, the word came from someone who had a speech impediment, and saw a plum on someones head and called it a lump accidentally. from that came a scientifically accepted volume of measurement that is called a lump, i think its equal to 11.78cm squared.



what kind of dogs get fleas?

clarence_quackSILVER Member
QuackerJack
1,927 posts
Location: over your left shoulder, Australia


Posted:
Dog fish.

How did the power rangers get a mystic force?

Nutella Brigade Unite!

"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge

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Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
Through bad acting.

Am I procrastinating?

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


georgemcBRONZE Member
Sitting down facing forward . . .
2,387 posts
Location: Christchurch, New Zealand


Posted:
As always.

Why is Rouge always procrastinating?

Written by: Doc Lightning talking about Marmite in Kichi's Intro thread

I have several large jars of the stuff. I actually like it... a little. And don't tell anyone I admitted to it.
grin


the_mods_stole_my_nameSILVER Member
travelling without moving
1,286 posts
Location: Maghull, Liverpool, United Kingdom


Posted:
because procrastinating is always better than doing

who invented the 'why did the chicken cross the road?' joke, and why?

Heilige Scheie, Batman kommt!

Reality is just a state of mind which occurs through a lack of lsd

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Groovy_DreamSILVER Member
addict
449 posts
Location: Australia


Posted:
someone who was struggling with causality.

why are male peacocks prettier than female peacocks?

Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
Because a female one is really called a peahen. much less jokes there.

Why are there less jokes there? wink

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


FireTomStargazer
6,650 posts

Posted:
Coz you're not being funny... help footinmouth



why is water wet?

the best smiles are the ones you lead to wink


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