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the screeming flaming dudeYes, as a matter of fact, i do use fire poi. Why do you ask?
104 posts
Location: inside your head


Posted:
Okay, this is simple

all you have to do is answer the question above you, then ask your own queston. I'll start.

Why is poi weavesmiley so cool?

Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
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HEY, I COULD SPIN THAT!


DarkFyreBRONZE Member
HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
1,965 posts
Location: Palmerston North, New Zealand


Posted:
because they taste like $#!+


Why does everybody feel the need to tell Irish jokes to Irish people, or blond jokes to blonds?

May my balls of fire set your balls on fire devil


blackrose1member
198 posts
Location: auckland


Posted:
Im full irish and blonde and its becouse we look kike jokers haha im sick
If a turtle losses its shell is it naked or homeless

please have patience when reading my posts as english is not my first language
Im blonde and irish all in one Explains all
Forgive me


burningoftheclaveySILVER Member
lurking like a ninja with no camouflage..
926 posts
Location: over yonder, New Zealand


Posted:
neither...its liberated!

when is it going to stop raining?

on spam robots - "Burn the robot! Melt him down, and then we can make lots and lots of money from his shiiiny juices!"

Owned by Brenn smile


UniPhinewbie
3 posts
Location: Illinois


Posted:
It will stop raining when It runs out of rain. ubbloco

Do files get embarrassed when they get unzipped?

"One way or another, we all have to find what best fosters the flowering of our humanity in this contemporary life, and dedicate ourselves to that."
Joseph Campbell


DarkFyreBRONZE Member
HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
1,965 posts
Location: Palmerston North, New Zealand


Posted:
Only if it gets caught "double clicking the mouse"

Why does playing my new guitar give me wankers cramp in the wrong hand?

May my balls of fire set your balls on fire devil


blackrose1member
198 posts
Location: auckland


Posted:
Becouse the other hand feels that its missing out on the action

Why is the grass allways greener on the other side of the fence

please have patience when reading my posts as english is not my first language
Im blonde and irish all in one Explains all
Forgive me


DarkFyreBRONZE Member
HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
1,965 posts
Location: Palmerston North, New Zealand


Posted:
due to an optical illusion.

Why can't I play this song wright let?

May my balls of fire set your balls on fire devil


blackrose1member
198 posts
Location: auckland


Posted:
Not enough brain food you need more weety-bix

Why have i lost my mind

please have patience when reading my posts as english is not my first language
Im blonde and irish all in one Explains all
Forgive me


DarkFyreBRONZE Member
HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
1,965 posts
Location: Palmerston North, New Zealand


Posted:
because you'll miss it the most

"Of all the things I've lost in life I'll miss my mind the most" Ozzy I think.

Is it ok to set peoples balls on fire with my balls of fire?

May my balls of fire set your balls on fire devil


blackrose1member
198 posts
Location: auckland


Posted:
Only if they are big balls so its worth while bigger flame


Do oranges bounce and if you throw a banana why doesn't it come back


I cant figure how to put pictures on my posts 3 hours later still trying haha blonde

please have patience when reading my posts as english is not my first language
Im blonde and irish all in one Explains all
Forgive me


DarkFyreBRONZE Member
HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
1,965 posts
Location: Palmerston North, New Zealand


Posted:
Yes but only a little bit of bounce and it's a bannana not a boomerang the aerodynamics are compleatly different.

Why am I on HoP when I should be practicing?

May my balls of fire set your balls on fire devil


blackrose1member
198 posts
Location: auckland


Posted:
Its time you learnt to malty-task you should be able to strum with hand finger yuk with the other as well as tap the foot

why are computers so touchy [censored]-ahoop

please have patience when reading my posts as english is not my first language
Im blonde and irish all in one Explains all
Forgive me


blackrose1member
198 posts
Location: auckland


Posted:
HaHAHA remind me not to use my lingo again it got censored love it that is so great wish more sites did it ill stick with english haha

please have patience when reading my posts as english is not my first language
Im blonde and irish all in one Explains all
Forgive me


DarkFyreBRONZE Member
HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
1,965 posts
Location: Palmerston North, New Zealand


Posted:
coz idiot program them that way

why do idiots get payed mega bucks for doing bugger-all.

May my balls of fire set your balls on fire devil


blackrose1member
198 posts
Location: auckland


Posted:
Because idiots are smarter than us they know which side there breads butter's on

Why do cats bring dead birds home gross wheres a male when you need one

please have patience when reading my posts as english is not my first language
Im blonde and irish all in one Explains all
Forgive me


DarkFyreBRONZE Member
HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
1,965 posts
Location: Palmerston North, New Zealand


Posted:
the same reason that spiders spin webs right above your bed and to be quite frank men find female squemishness to be funny so we let you guys sort it out ubblol

Why do men take such pleasure in not listening to a word that his missus has said

May my balls of fire set your balls on fire devil


Fire_MooseSILVER Member
Elusive and Bearded
3,597 posts
Location: Scottsdale, AZ, USA


Posted:
Because without even listening to what they say, we know what they want......attention.



What are these horns made out of? devil

O.B.E.S.E.

Owned by Mynci!


duvanancient oachkatzlschwoaf
249 posts
Location: germany


Posted:
poje, I'll be a smart ass on this one: pixels wink



who is john locke?

Holzy1SILVER Member
Member

Location: USA


Posted:
because british slang is a highly innovative, rewarding, and challenging career opportunity with a good benefits package and outstanding 401k options.



what the hell is bugger-all? lol



[[edit: responded to the wrong thing. disregard this message completely, sorry. the forum put me one page back from what's really goin on here lol]]
EDITED_BY: Holzy (1207287933)

blackrose1member
198 posts
Location: auckland


Posted:
Ha ha men you guys just wont admit that you dint listen is because you are to scare to know the truth that woman know more than men we are More open to factual statements ha ha


How did Holzy know what i earn HaHa

please have patience when reading my posts as english is not my first language
Im blonde and irish all in one Explains all
Forgive me


DarkFyreBRONZE Member
HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
1,965 posts
Location: Palmerston North, New Zealand


Posted:
He probably googled you coz he sure as hell didn't find anything out from your introduction thread.

is it possible to get a black belt in origami

May my balls of fire set your balls on fire devil


Holzy1SILVER Member
Member

Location: USA


Posted:
no, but it's definitely possible to MAKE a black belt in origami. (that's a knee-slapper right there, baby)

how did i get so damned funny?!

blackrose1member
198 posts
Location: auckland


Posted:
What is in my introduction thread you been peeping Ha Ha

you need first aid course for origami

Jumping in my seat iv got a great question here gos are you ready its coming hang on to your seat I'm about to fly with it hope you are big enough to take it

After all that i forgot the question

please have patience when reading my posts as english is not my first language
Im blonde and irish all in one Explains all
Forgive me


Fire_MooseSILVER Member
Elusive and Bearded
3,597 posts
Location: Scottsdale, AZ, USA


Posted:
What?

O.B.E.S.E.

Owned by Mynci!


DarkFyreBRONZE Member
HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
1,965 posts
Location: Palmerston North, New Zealand


Posted:
she forgot the question

Who is more stupid a natural blond or a bottle blond?

May my balls of fire set your balls on fire devil


blackrose1member
198 posts
Location: auckland


Posted:
It must be a bottle Blondie thats stupid as I'm natural and I'm as intelligent as a fly stuck to fly paper haha

Why are men so slow to get the story

please have patience when reading my posts as english is not my first language
Im blonde and irish all in one Explains all
Forgive me


DarkFyreBRONZE Member
HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
1,965 posts
Location: Palmerston North, New Zealand


Posted:
because when a woman is talking all we hear is blah blah blah winge winge winge.

should I start my devistating plan to take over the world?

May my balls of fire set your balls on fire devil


Live_in_a_spinBRONZE Member
Dude where's my Poi?
383 posts
Location: neather here nor there, United Kingdom


Posted:
Shure but be careful not to explain in great detail exactly how you plan to do it as that generaly means that you will fail.

Will darkfyre's plan work?

Live life in a spin!!!
but if you fall don't come crying to me!!!


HikkaisPuppetmember
185 posts
Location: Dark side of the moon


Posted:
AFT!

Why is it that I come on here after about 4 months and Poje is still plaguing this thread?

Mata Ashita!

Time...Line?? Time isn't made of lines! It's made of circles! That's why clocks are ROUND.


DarkFyreBRONZE Member
HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
1,965 posts
Location: Palmerston North, New Zealand


Posted:
coz most of us have nothing better to do.

Why do i procrastinate so much?

May my balls of fire set your balls on fire devil


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