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Location: Denver, Co. U.S.A.
find out exactly how likely it is for you to get abducted by aliens
They told me I needed to buy more staplers if I wanted to get abducted.......................
[ 17 April 2002, 11:19: Message edited by: SickpuPpy ]
Jesus helps me trick people.
Tantamount to fatuity
15,966 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Stand staring at the skies.....
Meh
536 posts
Location: carson city, nevada
apparently I'm unabductable (for now)
you can't have a war against terrorism because war IS terrorism.it's not about worshipping fire. its about making the fire want to worship you.
2,364 posts
Location: austin,tx
hey guys, this is no laughing matter, my poop gets runny when i even hear the word abduction... and you guys think it's funny, i'm traumatized!
-Such a price the gods exact for song: to become what we sing
-Seek freedom and become captive of your desires. Seek discipline and find your liberty.
-When the center of the storm does not move, you are in its path.
71 posts
Location: Salem, Oregon USA
hmmm, it told me this:
The information that you have provided to the Abductalizer suggests that you believe that we are part of the conspiracy. It would be in your best interests to forget that this possibility ever occurred to you.
An eye for an eye leaves the whole world blind - Mahatma Gandhi
2,364 posts
Location: austin,tx
man, all it told me was a #, what the heck? 6.4? does that mean they're coming to probe me again? for chrissakes! my butt just finally got back to normal !
-Such a price the gods exact for song: to become what we sing
-Seek freedom and become captive of your desires. Seek discipline and find your liberty.
-When the center of the storm does not move, you are in its path.
Tantamount to fatuity
15,966 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
You're traumatised Arashi? Think of you're poor dry cleaner having to clean all that liquid poop....
[ 17 April 2002, 12:45: Message edited by: C@ntus ]
Meh
4,308 posts
Location: York, England
they told me i didn't need to know and i should find a better passtime...
well, i don;t wnat to do homework!
Keep your dream alive
Dreamin is still how the strong survive
Shalom VeAhavah
New Hampshire has a point....
member
75 posts
Location: Perth Australia
They told me there was no chance of abduction because I create Para abductalogical vacuum
sheesh eveyone better watch out that they don't get sucked into my vacuum!
Smile and the whole world smiles with you
339 posts
Location: Central coast / Sydney, Australia
well, aparently...my current Personal Abduction Analysis Factor is: 19.01165
Æ = 22.3539
Þ = 8.02
µ = 0.912
WHAT THE?!
Fire... A bushmans telly
2,364 posts
Location: austin,tx
man, i used to get sucked into my vacuum all the time, back in high school. that just got better lately too
-Such a price the gods exact for song: to become what we sing
-Seek freedom and become captive of your desires. Seek discipline and find your liberty.
-When the center of the storm does not move, you are in its path.
877 posts
Location: Edmonton, AB
Your current Personal Abduction Analysis Factor is: 7
Æ = 21.446
Þ = 0.001034
µ = 3.1416
err, what does it all mean?
Liquid Cow
2,629 posts
Location: High Wycombe, England
Hmm, somehow, I managed to get this:
Your current Personal Abduction Analysis Factor is: ]]]]{;>';'h4xt
Æ = `E57Jj
Þ = FUL78 OLDI556qi%%%
µ = s47i2%==
But there's no sense crying over every mistake. You just keep on trying till you run out of cake.
877 posts
Location: Edmonton, AB
That means for sure you'll be anally probed in the near future!
member
35 posts
Location: London, U.K
This thread reminds me of South Park!!!
Cartman: "Okay, that's does it! Now listen! Why is it that everything today has involved things either going in or coming out of my ass?! You guys can't scare me! I know you're making it all up."
Stan: "Cartman, there's an 80-foot satellite dish sticking out of your ass."
If I could turn back time and take back what I just said; I wouldn't - The Wise Words Of Taztastic (Excerpt)
1,100 posts
Location: Denver, Co. U.S.A.
I don't know what all the squiggly crap means below your abduction factor. Nor do they say anywhere in the website what it means, I just thought that it was kind of funny.
You should actually check out the rest of the website. Those people are totally cracked.
Jesus helps me trick people.
1,325 posts
Location: San Diego, California, USA
Is this good?
Your current Personal Abduction Analysis Factor is: 0.07193
Æ = 7.62
Þ = 1.14
µ = 0.81712
Tantamount to fatuity
15,966 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
They're probably from Colorado, puppy. You know it's full of weirdos...
Meh
336 posts
Location: NY, USA
Hummm, this could be bad...
Your current Personal Abduction Analysis Factor is: 17.932 that's higher than anyone else's
(Looks out window)
(Whisper)I think there on to me.
Care of other people's approval and you become their prisoner.Live fully, Rave wholly.Fluid are the movements of my strings...
1,903 posts
Location: Behind the couch...
N8... that's nothing... I am sooo freaked out it not funny... damn you for starting this thread... damn you all to hell...
My stats were 1.172
And it told me that with what I had told it. That there were high chances of that I have been abducted aleast once... and then it was telling me about deep mined hipno stuff to find out about my past... I CAN'T REMEMBER A SINGLE THING THAT HAPPENED TO ME IN THE YEAR 1989...HELP!!!!!!!!
Spot the freak...
I can't hear you... I have a banana in my ear.
"You mean I'll have to use my brain?... but I use staff!!!" ~ ben-ja-men
102 posts
Location: Austria
Your current Personal Abduction Analysis Factor is: 0
Æ = 0
Þ = 0
µ = 0
It appears that at present you have no Personal Abduction Analysis Factor. While this condition is extremely rare, a few select individuals do sometimes display a combination of abductalogical characteristics that creates a sort of para-abductalogical vacuum--while they will not be abducted, they are at the same time in a state of perpetual abduction. Many of the greatest and most enlightened figures in world history have been this sort of individual.
You should consider yourself lucky to ever experience such a state.
Please make the most of it while it lasts.
GIGGLE!!!!
Morgy
Out to Wrong Rights and Depress the Opressed.
3,638 posts
Location: Brum / Dorset / Fairy Land
you're in a state of perpetual abduction? sh!t !!
Geologists do it in the dirt................ 
Tantamount to fatuity
15,966 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
That's odd Arsn, I remember it quite vividly. People kept instructing me to wear blue....
Meh
23 posts
Location: Israel
interesting....
i, being an extraterrerstial being from a little violet planet that orbits the star humans call regulus (or alpha leonis)-hence my name- can not be abucted technically speaking, and i recieved a 0 abduction factor...never will be abducted and at the same time i am in a state of perpetual abduction. This thing actually works!!!!
Morgane: are you an alien also?? if you are contact me!! my towel has been damaged and i need some replacement!!
NANOOO - NANOO
member
116 posts
Location: Freemantle, Western Australia
I think the creators of the site are reading this right now and pissing themselves laughing at us! Oh..apparently I have to have more plants in my house, bath in the middle of the day (everyday?..) and take up watercolour painting or water skiing..ok gotta go before the nursey and arts store close...
I'm out of my mind...but you can leave a message
If you remain calm while all around you is collapsing...possibly you are missing something
15 posts
Location: South Africa
Interesting, I got :
TRANSFER INTERRUPTED!
The Department of Regulation and Oversight would like to point out that there is no legitimate reason for you to be investigating your Personal Abduction Analysis Factor. This is not the sort of information that an ordinary private citizen requires. It would be in your best interests to find some more healthy and wholesome pastime.
Consider this friendly advice.
Oh, and hello all. Newbie here, just lurking at the moment reading all the fascinating stuff about everything. *waves*
Mother always told me I'd wet my bed if I played with fire. Guess I'll just have to buy some rubber sheets.
33 posts
Location: Saline, MI United States
Your current Personal Abduction Analysis Factor is: 0.0552
Æ = 0.198
Þ = 17.44
µ = 3.495
Wow...
100 characters max...
2,996 posts
Location: Sydney, NSW, Australia
What are "non-standard meditation practices"?
Apparently they will increase my personal abduction factor...
It was a day for screaming at inanimate objects.
What this calls for is a special mix of psychology and extreme violence...
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