licklefairygirl (aka smallgirl)
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Member Since: 29th Nov 2003
Total posts: 20
Posted:its april fools day today, no they havent installed a third water tap into hundreds of yorkshire homes with negativly charged particles that makes you loose two stone in two months ! or have they.................? confused

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Posted:On that note... Can someone please get me a bucket of steam, please? Find me a sky hook? tongue tongue tongue A left handed screw-driver? ubbidea

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Pink...?
Pink...?

Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
Location: Over There
Member Since: 6th Apr 2002
Total posts: 6140
Posted:Oh i completely forgot it was April Fools day today! eek
I haven't pulled a prank on anyone for years! ubbangel


Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...

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Rossco
Rossco

Official HoP hobbity potato monster!
Location: Cardiff, The Diffshire
Member Since: 4th Mar 2004
Total posts: 434
Posted:I got an e-mail in work today and it basically read something like this:

Oh my god, has anyone checked the glasto website today? The tickets went on sale at 8 this morning not 8 tonight and they are all sold out! What are we gonna do? x

Not what you need when you turn up to work late with a hangover and i was stupid enough to believe it for all of 5 seconds! frown

why do people think that on April 1st they automatically become a comedian?? tongue


O.B.E.S.E. Official Potato man.

Remeber kids.... Its all fun and games until someone loses a bol**ck! biggrin

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simian
simian

110% MONKEY EVERY TIME ALL THE TIME JUST CANT STOP THE MONKEY
Location: London
Member Since: 11th Oct 2002
Total posts: 3149
Posted:anyone else see the story in various papers (Metro, Times, probably others) about British plans from WW2 for nuclear landmines, with three hens inside them to stop components from freezing? ubblol



The Times claims that it is not an april fools hoax...



umm


"Switching between different kinds of chuu chuu sometimes gives this "urgh wtf?" effect because it's giving people the phi phenomenon."

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TheBovrilMonkey
TheBovrilMonkey

Liquid Cow
Location: High Wycombe, England
Member Since: 3rd Sep 2001
Total posts: 2629
Posted:Quote:
A left handed screw-driver?



Actually, you can buy left handed screwdrivers - the grip is moulded to be held by a left hand. Quite why a standard screwdriver isn't good enough is beyond me though confused


But there's no sense crying over every mistake. You just keep on trying till you run out of cake.

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Dunc
Dunc

playing the days away
Location: The Middle lands
Member Since: 19th Aug 2003
Total posts: 7263
Posted:My housemate phoned me this morning to tell me someone had stolen the wing mirrors off my campervan! eek Like a sucker I believed him......tch rolleyes he knows I don't wake up till at least 9am...the little tinker! spank

Let's relight this forum ubblove

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DeepSoulSheep
DeepSoulSheep

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Berlin
Member Since: 25th Sep 2002
Total posts: 2617
Posted:When I was a kid, my sister and I hid all the furniture from the sitting room....couches and tables....my mother came home and went ballistic when we told her it was like that when we got back from school.

She was well pissed off when I stopped her phoning the police....meh, we thought it was funny. ubblol


I live in a world of infinite possibilities.

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vanize
vanize

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Austin, Texas
Member Since: 21st Aug 2001
Total posts: 3899
Posted:Quote:
Quote:
A left handed screw-driver?



Actually, you can buy left handed screwdrivers - the grip is moulded to be held by a left hand. Quite why a standard screwdriver isn't good enough is beyond me though confused



so when are they going to start making screw drivers for right handed people then? confused
Every screwdriver I have ever seen has been symetric and therefor handed-less.
Er... did I just fall into an april fool's joke that I had already been warned about? umm


-v-

Wiederstand ist Zwecklos!

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Doc Lightning
Doc Lightning

HOP Mad Doctor
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Member Since: 28th May 2001
Total posts: 13920
Posted:Hey, Van...um...there's a wart on your nose...

-Mike )'(
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella

"A buckuht 'n a hooze!" -Valura

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pounce
pounce

All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all a...
Member Since: 10th Jan 2003
Total posts: 9831
Posted:teehee, van, that was too easy ubblol

I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.

**giggles**

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vanize
vanize

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Austin, Texas
Member Since: 21st Aug 2001
Total posts: 3899
Posted:huh? what! ... er, uhm...

umm

mad







wink


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Wiederstand ist Zwecklos!

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Kit
veteran
Location: middle of Troon
Member Since: 22nd Jan 2004
Total posts: 1269
Posted:tongue:P:P:P:P:P duh!!

aw hug vanise cos he's simple tongue


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BELTANE FIRE FESTIVAL. 30th april ~ Calton hill - Edinburgh
SAMHUINN FESTIVAL. 31st October ~ Royal Mile - Edinburgh

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_Aime_
_Aime_

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Hastings
Member Since: 2nd Jan 2004
Total posts: 4172
Posted:My dad came rushing into the garden on thursday saying that he'd heard on teh radio that germany and france were converting to the english pound ubblol

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Space Puffin
member
Location: London
Member Since: 29th Feb 2004
Total posts: 5
Posted:^ Actually they did go on sale on the international number which was selling british tickets.

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