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phunkyold hand
877 posts
Location: Edmonton, AB


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Well i'm just absolutely bored out of my mind right now. So let's all play a game. It was kinda amusing on another bored i go to so i'm going to try it here. Were going to make up a story. Here are the rules, everyone gets to add 1 sentence at a time. You can do as many as you want but no consecutively. And lets try to keep this pg 13 at least. On the other bored it got kinda graphic lol.

Ok, i'll start off

Once upon a time, there was a boy...

[ 11 April 2002, 20:03: Message edited by: p h u n k y ]

sarah...member
339 posts
Location: Central coast / Sydney, Australia


Posted:
who really enjoyed skipping to school. He skipped out the door, he skipped down th path, he skipped just about anywhere. He even skipped...

there we go... me and my friend used to play this game on the bus from school, but on a peice of paper.. we'd fold the paper over after we finished writing a few lines and tell the other the last 3 words... then the other person would write a few lines and so on and so forth....
until the end of the page or a nicely finished sencence was written... then we'd unfold the paper and read the story we created
alot of them were VERY funny!!!!!!! try it some time if youre ever bored with a friend and have time to kill

[ 11 April 2002, 20:28: Message edited by: sarah... ]

Fire... A bushmans telly


Galawenmember
45 posts
Location: USA


Posted:
down to the beach one day where he spun his super awsome beaming poi which he bought from HOP. While he was spinning ...

Give Me FuelGive Me FireGive Me That Which I Desire-MetallicA


halfabikemember
55 posts
Location: canastota, ny usa


Posted:
he was overcome by a big big noise coming from...

excuse me, santa, have you seen half a bike?


phunkyold hand
877 posts
Location: Edmonton, AB


Posted:
his face because that's where his beaming poi had hit. Dazed and confused he saw someone coming to his aid, it was...

sarah...member
339 posts
Location: Central coast / Sydney, Australia


Posted:
Bill HIcks... "You know.... pot should be mandatory.....

Fire... A bushmans telly


taztasticBRONZE Member
member
35 posts
Location: London, U.K


Posted:
"except in your case when spinning beaming poi, as your hand-eye coordination is buggered."

If I could turn back time and take back what I just said; I wouldn't - The Wise Words Of Taztastic (Excerpt)


RoziSILVER Member
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2,996 posts
Location: Sydney, NSW, Australia


Posted:
Bill lifted him gently to his feet, dusted him off, and then...

It was a day for screaming at inanimate objects.

What this calls for is a special mix of psychology and extreme violence...


phunkyold hand
877 posts
Location: Edmonton, AB


Posted:
quietly put a piece of paper sticking to the boy's back that said "KICK ME!", and sent him on his way...

taztasticBRONZE Member
member
35 posts
Location: London, U.K


Posted:
As he walked away into the distance, by total misfortune he walked straight past a Hells Angels party

If I could turn back time and take back what I just said; I wouldn't - The Wise Words Of Taztastic (Excerpt)


clairebearmember
52 posts
Location: jersey - Little rock, not quite there and almost h...


Posted:
But because of his bruised, poi battered face, they thought he may be a bit of a tough nut.

Be Cautious of who you sniff, they could be an EnemyBig love and fluffy rainbow light in bundles. Bear xxx xxx xxx


phunkyold hand
877 posts
Location: Edmonton, AB


Posted:
So as the boy walked by the Hells angels, they stood back and just stared at him. Suddenly though, one of the hells angels spotted the little note at the back of the boys back and decided to...

Organized Kaosmember
238 posts
Location: Thornhill, Ontario Canada


Posted:
...All dressed up as clows, put on make up, wore big shoes, got on stilts and called themselves bonkers, bobo, and dodo however, when noone laughed even at this they...

[ 12 April 2002, 11:14: Message edited by: Organized Kaos ]

Every morning I wake up and hit the ground yawning...


Bender_the_OffenderGOLD Member
still can't believe it's not butter
6,978 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia


Posted:
.. lustfully cried out 'wheee' as Margaret Thatcher proudly rode a Llama (they're not alpaccas ya know!) wearing what looked not unlike ...

Laugh Often, Smile Much, Post lolcats Always


phunkyold hand
877 posts
Location: Edmonton, AB


Posted:
a big chicken suit. Everyone looked at her and she then said "...

RoziSILVER Member
100 characters max...
2,996 posts
Location: Sydney, NSW, Australia


Posted:
"Go forth, young man, and ...."

It was a day for screaming at inanimate objects.

What this calls for is a special mix of psychology and extreme violence...


ellieBRONZE Member
member
38 posts
Location: England


Posted:
eat lots of mashed potato, as mashed potato is really good for you. So he....

levellermember
8 posts
Location: Brighton, UK


Posted:
...put on a clown suit that had been passed to him by the man to his left and

Leveller


phunkyold hand
877 posts
Location: Edmonton, AB


Posted:
...ran away to his house because things were getting too weird! When he opened the door to his house he found...

(Bill Hicks, Margaret Thatcher, Hells Angels wtf lol)

RoziSILVER Member
100 characters max...
2,996 posts
Location: Sydney, NSW, Australia


Posted:
That the world had changed overnight. It had turned into a magical place full of...

It was a day for screaming at inanimate objects.

What this calls for is a special mix of psychology and extreme violence...


phunkyold hand
877 posts
Location: Edmonton, AB


Posted:
rainbows, candy and fluffy bunnies. Confused at this change the boy decided he would...

Cazzarmember
53 posts
Location: Vancouver, Canada


Posted:
Run run far and blindly...anything and any where to get him away from all the confusion of this never ending circle of events...he ran so far he arrrived at....

arsnHow do you change this thing???
1,903 posts
Location: Behind the couch...


Posted:
his local shopping center, at which point a gang of shopping trollies jumped him while they continued to repeat...

I can't hear you... I have a banana in my ear.

"You mean I'll have to use my brain?... but I use staff!!!" ~ ben-ja-men


Kinudin (Soul Fyre)veteran
1,325 posts
Location: San Diego, California, USA


Posted:
"Oooga Booga" while jumping up and down patting their tummies and rubbing their heads...

RoziSILVER Member
100 characters max...
2,996 posts
Location: Sydney, NSW, Australia


Posted:
which is pretty difficult for anyone to do, let alone a shopping trolley. When the boy had been suitably impressed by their skill & coordination, (as well as their wonky wheels) the shopping trolleys decided to...

It was a day for screaming at inanimate objects.

What this calls for is a special mix of psychology and extreme violence...


arsnHow do you change this thing???
1,903 posts
Location: Behind the couch...


Posted:
return to our beaches to find their mates and lay their blue and purple eggs for the next new brew of shopping trollies to hatch. Stuned by this performance the boy, who's name was commanly known as...

I can't hear you... I have a banana in my ear.

"You mean I'll have to use my brain?... but I use staff!!!" ~ ben-ja-men


arsnHow do you change this thing???
1,903 posts
Location: Behind the couch...


Posted:
( If you have no idea what I'm going on about with the trollies and the blue and purple eggs, read the thread "Anyone know what happened posted by M@tt )

I can't hear you... I have a banana in my ear.

"You mean I'll have to use my brain?... but I use staff!!!" ~ ben-ja-men


phunkyold hand
877 posts
Location: Edmonton, AB


Posted:
...boi, his mother named him after poi which was her favorite past time activity.

[ 13 April 2002, 22:51: Message edited by: p h u n k p h u n k ]

ellieBRONZE Member
member
38 posts
Location: England


Posted:
he gasped, and remembering far far back to the time of clown suits, be decided to start his own circus. However....

evenstarmember
36 posts
Location: Sydney, NSW, Australia


Posted:
when he put the tent up, the whole shebang fell on top of his head, thereby causing more grievous harm to his already sorry noggin. Dazed and confused, he crawled to his local...

[ 14 April 2002, 00:39: Message edited by: evenstar ]

From the ashes a fire shall be woken,
A light from the shadows shall spring.
TOLKIEN


phunkyold hand
877 posts
Location: Edmonton, AB


Posted:
nudie bar where he saw his long lost...

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