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Login/Join to ParticipateFlying Water Muppet
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Location: Edin-borrow., United Kingdom
5) I have a website called: https://www.firestaff-tutorials.co.uk which has a forum too, and yes, you can bug me with your questions on there far more effectively than on hop.
6) I pronounce hop as hop not as homeofpoi or aitch oh pea.
7) There is no seven.
My favourate quote so far:
FRD: Staffer threads go off topic far more often than poi ones.
Seye: Its commonly known as 'Meg Shift'. As a topic comes into contact with Meg it shifts to the 'surreal or comedy' end of the conversation spectrum.
MCP: My work here is done!
"the now legendary" - Kaskade
"the still legendary" - Kaskade
I spunked in my friend's aquarium and the fish ate it. I love all fish. Especially the pink ones. They are my bitches. - Anon.
Pirate Ninja
3,882 posts
Location: Galway/Ireland
oooohhhh, very best of luck to you....:)
Love is the law.
3,149 posts
Location: London
Written by: mcp from 02/03/04
Anyway, Hey! Back from Londinium, hagged Simian for Kit, managed to learn back somersaults, and met Sebastien Foucan! Rock!
Miss meghan, you appear to be trapped in some kind of timeloop.
"Switching between different kinds of chuu chuu sometimes gives this "urgh wtf?" effect because it's giving people the phi phenomenon."
Still wiggling
5,967 posts
Location: Belfast, Northern Ireland (UK)
Hey lady
Getting to the other side 
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,099 posts
Location: Bideford and Bath, United Kingdom
i'm a PITBULL!!! yeah yeah
UCOF "evolution: Poi -> stick -> hoops -> devil stick -> juggling club -> juggling ball -> crayons."
Supergroovalsticprosifunkstication
In other words, it's the thumps bump
893 posts
Location: Locked In Pigeons Chimney
Hmm. Interesting looking thread. Mind if I sit here a moment
Could somebody stop the room please... I'd like to get off
not _Y_
720 posts
Location: Scotland
no sitting noodles... you have to dance
You see things; and you say, 'Why?' But I dream things that never were; and I say, "Why not?" George Bernard Shaw
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
oke:danm.. wheres the poke icon when you need it?
have this one instead:
4,308 posts
Location: York, England
Er. I'm terribly sorry. But your first post makes me have to say....
pika!
i'm done now.....
Keep your dream alive
Dreamin is still how the strong survive
Shalom VeAhavah
New Hampshire has a point....
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,384 posts
Location: mancunian, United Kingdom
i had a hopper dream the other night and you were in it, you were drunk and could (for some reason or another) only eat green food.... i dunno, it was a funny dream but i didnt get the whole food bit
just thought id let you know Disclaimer:im not responsible for what i say or do whether it be before,during and after drinking alcoholic substances (owned by BMVC).
Creater of Jenisms(TM)
Virginity like bubble,one prick all gone.
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
Meg..
Its been almost a year now.
OVER a year in some cases.
Its terminal.
You need to make another original intro post.
Its shockingly bad at the moment, and you edited it almost exactly a year ago.
Then you have to come visit the boat
I like yooooooo
5,300 posts
Location: everywhere
Holistic Spinner (I hope)
2,354 posts
Location: Away from home
nutmeg is illegal in Saudi Arabia
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Why?
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
2,354 posts
Location: Away from home
cos it's halucinogenic
that word looks wrong
but yeah the family of Saud don't like no freaky hallucinamationing
oh no
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Oh... well thats no fun. Do they not have glue there? How do they stick stuff together?
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Hey. I've not been in here before it seems. Which I would say is odd. But I may actually be wrong. So I'll keep it to myself....
I was actually looking for someone else. But she's not here. So erm, yeah stuff and/or things - but not necessarily in that order.
Oh, and I feel you should take note of the factual bits from Jon's last post. But ignore the chaff, cos i reckon that bit's fattening.
Meh
had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
4,145 posts
Location: Edinburgh, Scotland (UK)
One of my friends tried eating enough nutmeg to make himself high. He threw up and gave up. Nutmeg is more icky than it is hallucinogenic, and it tastes nice in semolina dumplings.
"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
(G.W. Dahlquist)
Owner of Dragosani's left half
Muddy fingernails
505 posts
Location: Way oop norf, Scotland (UK)
It's good in hot chocolate too. And mulled wine.
Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!
KITTENS!!!!
not _Y_
720 posts
Location: Scotland
Written by: KatPand egg nog's not the same without the nog
It's good in hot chocolate too. And mulled wine.
You see things; and you say, 'Why?' But I dream things that never were; and I say, "Why not?" George Bernard Shaw
Flying Water Muppet
5,276 posts
Location: Edin-borrow., United Kingdom
I want eggnog NOW!
somebodies signature:
FRD: Staffer threads go off topic far more often than poi ones.
Seye: Its commonly known as 'Meg Shift'. As a topic comes into contact with Meg it shifts to the 'surreal or comedy' end of the conversation spectrum.
MCP: My work here is done!
I will go change my intro thread now....
"the now legendary" - Kaskade
"the still legendary" - Kaskade
I spunked in my friend's aquarium and the fish ate it. I love all fish. Especially the pink ones. They are my bitches. - Anon.
Still wiggling
5,967 posts
Location: Belfast, Northern Ireland (UK)
How's things missus?
What have you been up to and suchlike?
Hope you're well
Splendid weather we're having, dont you think?
Torrential rain and gale force winds.
*grindingteethtogetherinfrustrationatbeingkeptindoors*
Getting to the other side
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
How come you are currently all "citrusy"?
Its tangy...
4,308 posts
Location: York, England
I was wondering myself....
Keep your dream alive
Dreamin is still how the strong survive
Shalom VeAhavah
New Hampshire has a point....
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...
Is the orange a colour or a fruit?
And don't I sound a right dork in that quote
The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."
Flying Water Muppet
5,276 posts
Location: Edin-borrow., United Kingdom
citrusy? oh this will be a surprise that will destroy your minds.
Go look at the WJF olga and vova entry video. Then you will be prepared.
Otherwise: Firepoise, Yeah cool, made a kick fire hands routine for samhuinn, and a slightly less kick ass one in an hour for the BrJC, but ooo missed it.
Weather up 'ere is snizzle too. Rain rain rain, but luckily, this means I do more poi, as I ave to stay indoors. I have also learned to balance things on my face in this precious indoor time too. I'm going to do the next convention endoorance club face balance. I'll probably start CJ'ing again, ribboooon playing and doing lots of forwards dual fishtails to pass the time.
UCOF, poke simian and tell him to reply to me, work on the book, and tell me cool things, in that order. Otherwise I will come down there next tuesday and invoke the ZETA SANCTION. Oh, well, I am coming down there next tuesday for a job inter-vue
so be prepared!Maybe you think you do, but the quote is worth it's weight in doubly expensive gold, so it's all good.
all "the now legendary" - Kaskade
"the still legendary" - Kaskade
I spunked in my friend's aquarium and the fish ate it. I love all fish. Especially the pink ones. They are my bitches. - Anon.
Still wiggling
5,967 posts
Location: Belfast, Northern Ireland (UK)
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh.... you're busy doing good stuff... I'm busy doing nothing...
Ermmm... (I have vague recollections of primary school panto songs)
Anyhoo... I shall go work now.
Take care
Getting to the other side
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
Im downloading it now...
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
Nope..
I still dont understand it...
Though I did get to see Jason Garfield in two different sets of speedos.
Flying Water Muppet
5,276 posts
Location: Edin-borrow., United Kingdom
not that one, the one that is an ENTRY to the WJF, like an audition video. It's not on their site, it's on rec.juggling and the WJF site.
That's a funny video thou.
"the now legendary" - Kaskade
"the still legendary" - Kaskade
I spunked in my friend's aquarium and the fish ate it. I love all fish. Especially the pink ones. They are my bitches. - Anon.
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
Aaron?
Whats the file name and I can google it.
Im now going to try whacking my google.
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