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Location: Edinburgh badger set
Morning,
Suddenly realised I haven't introduced myself properly
Name: Blackass, Laird of the
Location: Edinburgh - probably in the te POOKa office (I usually am)
Proper occupation: (PhD Studenty type thing: upon request... studying isolated vortex interactions with the vague hope of understanding largescale turbulent atmospheric flows - and studying siteswap juggler animation)
Favourite colour - see name
Fav animal: badgers (possibly horses as well since horse is also a good word)
You may have seen me in such poiinthepark videos as
Rubbish (very briefly)
Rubbish2 less briefly (credited as RossNotIan)
Black and Blue (more in part2 when it comes out)
Hokay soh...
ummmm that's me been poiing some time, juggling for some time and am crap at staff cos I never practise
R
ps more soon I'm still discovering myself
:lurk:
EDITED_BY: Blackass (1077575850)
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Breathing fire doesn't look good on the resume - Everclear
1,662 posts
Location: Bristol
hey dude
nice to know you!
see you around here sometime
Marf. XxX
I had a dream that my friend had a
strong-bad pop up book,
it was the book of my dreams.
912 posts
Location: Cheltenham
I'd say "let me be the first" but I'm not.
Let me be the second (disclaimer: it is possible I will be sniped and end up third, or even later) to welcome you to HoP.
"We have done the impossible and that makes us mighty" - Mal Reynolds
"I can't tell the difference between an electron and a cat" - Brother of a friend
883 posts
Location: Stevenage
Hello
Nice to see you for about half a minute in the chat room? hehe
Te Pooka?
I'm jealous... *dreams* Monkeys monkeys and bananas
Mand's Girl....and The Not So Shy One
2,723 posts
Location: Calgary, Alberta Canada
Hey hey, and welcome!
Please don't hesitate to swing by our threads....we're a nice lot, I promise. ::D
Oh...chocolate covered strawberry??
Solitude sometimes speaks to you, and you should listen.
183 posts
Location: Edinburgh badger set
Thanks all,
chocolate strawberries 
Chat room, err my supervisor wandered into the office so I ran away
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Breathing fire doesn't look good on the resume - Everclear
5,300 posts
Location: everywhere
wasssuuup slackblast?
just spoke to your phone but you were driving....
mrph.
get your arse in gear and practice those 1 handed cartwheels or there'll be trouble
note to others: blackass is a bit of a lurker.... and reads EVERYTHING you write. even pms and small bits of paper you thought you'd left down the side of the sofa
smiles. and hugs
o tall one
R.
ps why don't you make your intro a bit more informative eh?
Holistic Spinner (I hope)
All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
9,831 posts
Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all around the world, USA
'ello!
welcome! ah, another lurker.
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I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.
**giggles**
1,662 posts
Location: Bristol
where did you get the lurk thing from?
i want one.
I had a dream that my friend had a
strong-bad pop up book,
it was the book of my dreams.
All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
9,831 posts
Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all around the world, USA
tee hee, there's a wonderful site i visit that gives ya wonderful lil smilies
like this one:
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**giggles**
I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.
**giggles**
2,568 posts
Location: sitting on the step
elooooooo oh great lurking one
she who sees from up high smiles
Patrick badger king: *they better hope there's never a jihad on stupidity*
Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA
Another lurker? Well isn't that just duckie.
... boing ... boing ... boing ...
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
Proud member of the HoP DPS.
Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.
Gidg
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
A Ph.D. student? In what? Come on, now, we're not going to be bored by the interesting stuff about you!
Welcome aboard!
P.S. Pounce is not a lurker.
P.P.S. I showed Pounce that site.
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
9,831 posts
Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all around the world, USA
yes lightning showed me that site
i am eternally grateful for it!!!oh, and i didn't mean that i was a lurker. i most definately do not lurk.
I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.
**giggles**
Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
6,140 posts
Location: Over There, United Kingdom
Hello
Yes tell us more about yourself!
Do you like the colour pink?
Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...
Carpal \'Tunnel
5,814 posts
Location: Perth, Australia
Hello Blackass
Nice smile o blackbottomes one....
Is it the Truth?
Is it Fair to all concerned?
Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?
Im in a lonely battle with the world with a fish to match the chip on my shoulder. Gnu in Binnu in a cnu
playing the days away
7,263 posts
Location: The Middle lands, United Kingdom
Hi Blackass...
....how are you? stop lurking and get some info up about ya-self!
Let's relight this forum 
346 posts
Location: New York City
Hola blackass. I'll lurk witcha if ya want.
Nice to meet you!! Welcome.
All the freaky people make the beauty of the world.
1,269 posts
Location: middle of Troon
oi! Now enough of this lurking nonsense!!
EVERYBODY know i am the professional lurker around here!!!
not fair you workin in te pooka can i get a job when i get back come september? or does dreads and peircings come in the job description... ?
rob-the-cat-of-bloo you knows im nice!! go on guys.. be nice to me!
random murbles
BELTANE FIRE FESTIVAL. 30th april ~ Calton hill - Edinburgh
SAMHUINN FESTIVAL. 31st October ~ Royal Mile - Edinburgh
playing the days away
7,263 posts
Location: The Middle lands, United Kingdom
*Bug tried to be nice to kit cuz he deserves it...strokes his head and throws a wooley mouse shaped toy across the floor for him to chase*
Let's relight this forum
still can't believe it's not butter
6,978 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia
greetings from down here, oh mr darkbutt.
hope you enjoy HoP as much as yoo!
Laugh Often, Smile Much, Post lolcats Always
big and good and broken
7,330 posts
Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay, United Kingdom
hey ross
just been for some soop with a couple of poos.
very nice it was too.
hopefully we'll meet properly at beltane as the last two times we met have been mighty random (scavenging on the monday morning after glasto and @ the ljc whilst i had the hangover from hades).
i have already been warned away from the butter by a tree.
[and for custom: nudge, nudge, 'he' --> 'she']
"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Doncha love it when people start a perfectly good intro thread, then get skeered and afeared and run away never to be seen again?
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
183 posts
Location: Edinburgh badger set
Don't know if I'll be doing Beltane but will certainly see you if you are round and about at that time.
And yes keep your hands off our butter
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Breathing fire doesn't look good on the resume - Everclear
1,269 posts
Location: middle of Troon
cheers coleman yeah buggo i checked i dont have a dingy i am most def a she!! :P
oi? blackass... about that job...
random murbles
BELTANE FIRE FESTIVAL. 30th april ~ Calton hill - Edinburgh
SAMHUINN FESTIVAL. 31st October ~ Royal Mile - Edinburgh
member
28 posts
Location: Rockford, IL, USA
awesome name
183 posts
Location: Edinburgh badger set
Long story
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Breathing fire doesn't look good on the resume - Everclear
Flying Water Muppet
5,276 posts
Location: Edin-borrow., United Kingdom
Does said story involve nakedness and fire twirling and subsequent burning/sootiness of someones ass?
Or does it involve going to a gym with 100 other people and not realising till it's over that you're jeans ass has ripped in several places due to weaker material there and everyone could see your pants, so you replaced it with black material hence the name black ass?
Hey ROSS!
More Edinburgh people! woot!
"the now legendary" - Kaskade
"the still legendary" - Kaskade
I spunked in my friend's aquarium and the fish ate it. I love all fish. Especially the pink ones. They are my bitches. - Anon.
1,269 posts
Location: middle of Troon
riiigh megggggggggers
see YOOOOOOOOOOO later!!
ross your welcome to come!
twirling in troon!!
random murbles
BELTANE FIRE FESTIVAL. 30th april ~ Calton hill - Edinburgh
SAMHUINN FESTIVAL. 31st October ~ Royal Mile - Edinburgh
183 posts
Location: Edinburgh badger set
Ta Meg (I think)
Thanks Kit, where's Troon???
Blackass: derivation of Blackarts, a shortened version The Laird of the Blackarts a character that I played in te POOKa's Refractions of the Forest production in Rumster forest 2003.
so never say I don't tell you nuffin'
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Breathing fire doesn't look good on the resume - Everclear
Flying Water Muppet
5,276 posts
Location: Edin-borrow., United Kingdom
Yeah kit! Where is troon?
"the now legendary" - Kaskade
"the still legendary" - Kaskade
I spunked in my friend's aquarium and the fish ate it. I love all fish. Especially the pink ones. They are my bitches. - Anon.
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