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Login/Join to Participate110% MONKEY EVERY TIME ALL THE TIME JUST CANT STOP THE MONKEY
3,149 posts
Location: London
3,149 posts
Location: London
Posted:
Hello, and welcome to
THE HOME OF POI MONKEY TREEHOUSE
a place for all ape related HoPsters to call their own
and aren't we all related to apes in some way?
My Reasons For Building This Monkey Treehouse
1. i had a lovely intro thread on the old board, but don't feel the need to have it moved over. i don't have time to keep it fresh and reliably reply to stuff anymore. But it'd be nice to have a thread where i can come and chat rubbish every so often.
2. i feel there is something of a covert secret brotherhood of HoP monkeys, and a place for us all to plan, plot, and/or prevaricate on issues of monkey importance is long overdue.
3. Eva Sunbeam wants somewhere to post a monkey picture she found
4. Everywhere should have a monkey treehouse
Rules Of The Monkey Treehouse
i. No banana pilfering, thievery or burglary of any nature.
ii. Any references to "monkey loving" are to be of a Family Friendly Nature.
iii. Every, any, all and each monkey that wishes to call the monkey treehouse their home may do so; but first they must introduce themselves to the treehouse, supplying ANY RELEVANT INFORMATION about their person. Failure to do so shall result in being called before the High Council of Monkeys, and the offender may be required to pay a fine of up to 17 bananas.
iv. No whooping after 11pm.
v. Non-monkey HoPsters are welcome to make use of the monkey treehouse's facilities, including the pool, bingo hall and miniature golf course. Ape related salutations, jokes, anecdotes or other messages shall be warmly appreciated.
Let the monkey business commence...
Hello, and welcome to
THE HOME OF POI MONKEY TREEHOUSE
a place for all ape related HoPsters to call their own
and aren't we all related to apes in some way?
My Reasons For Building This Monkey Treehouse
1. i had a lovely intro thread on the old board, but don't feel the need to have it moved over. i don't have time to keep it fresh and reliably reply to stuff anymore. But it'd be nice to have a thread where i can come and chat rubbish every so often.
2. i feel there is something of a covert secret brotherhood of HoP monkeys, and a place for us all to plan, plot, and/or prevaricate on issues of monkey importance is long overdue.
3. Eva Sunbeam wants somewhere to post a monkey picture she found
4. Everywhere should have a monkey treehouse
Rules Of The Monkey Treehouse
i. No banana pilfering, thievery or burglary of any nature.
ii. Any references to "monkey loving" are to be of a Family Friendly Nature.
iii. Every, any, all and each monkey that wishes to call the monkey treehouse their home may do so; but first they must introduce themselves to the treehouse, supplying ANY RELEVANT INFORMATION about their person. Failure to do so shall result in being called before the High Council of Monkeys, and the offender may be required to pay a fine of up to 17 bananas.
iv. No whooping after 11pm.
v. Non-monkey HoPsters are welcome to make use of the monkey treehouse's facilities, including the pool, bingo hall and miniature golf course. Ape related salutations, jokes, anecdotes or other messages shall be warmly appreciated.
Let the monkey business commence...
"Switching between different kinds of chuu chuu sometimes gives this "urgh wtf?" effect because it's giving people the phi phenomenon."
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old hand
1,032 posts
Location: Madrid, United Kingdom
old hand
1,032 posts
Location: Madrid, United Kingdom
Posted:
monkey, monkey, monkey
still waiting for you to send me a copy of your wonderful spitz flyer
monkey, monkey, monkey
still waiting for you to send me a copy of your wonderful spitz flyer
"I don't take drugs. I am drugs" - Salvador Dali 
110% MONKEY EVERY TIME ALL THE TIME JUST CANT STOP THE MONKEY
3,149 posts
Location: London
3,149 posts
Location: London
Posted:
i know
i am lame
it will come vehentually
please accept this verse as a temporary substitute:
eva eva can you percieve her
she is quite unlike the hindu goddess shiva
she is my friend so i'd like to see her
but she's in spain so the chances are meagre
i know
i am lame
it will come vehentually
please accept this verse as a temporary substitute:
eva eva can you percieve her
she is quite unlike the hindu goddess shiva
she is my friend so i'd like to see her
but she's in spain so the chances are meagre
"Switching between different kinds of chuu chuu sometimes gives this "urgh wtf?" effect because it's giving people the phi phenomenon."
SILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
Posted:
"
i am lame"
As am I.
Shall we start a LAME club?
"
i am lame"
As am I.
Shall we start a LAME club?
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lovin' it...
2,444 posts
Location: Bristol!, United Kingdom
lovin' it...
2,444 posts
Location: Bristol!, United Kingdom
Posted:
What are your thoughts on Jelly wrestling?
It appears Skully wants us to wrestle each other
You game?
What are your thoughts on Jelly wrestling?
It appears Skully wants us to wrestle each other
You game?
Live well, love much, laugh often...
Official O.B.E.S.E. cheerleader
SILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
Posted:
oooooooooooooooooh work not good
work bad
it wouldn't be so bad if I actually had something to do
but there isn't
i'm just sitting at a desk doing nothing
its getting to the stage where i can actually feel my mindstuff losing its cohesion
not in a good way, but in a bad way
the day didn't start too badly, just a bit slow
then it slowed down
i've clearly been here for several days, but the clock disagrees
goddamn clock
so anyway, i decided to write this to see if it would make me feel better
its not working
monkey, if you're wondering why i'm posting it in your intro thread then join the club
i have very little idea about my motivation, and in fact i don't even have the motivation to find out what my motivation is
one vaguely cheering thought is that i'm being paid to sit here and look at HOP for most of the day
but not very much
and it is coming out of the pocket of taxpayers which makes me feel guilty
but not very much
anyway thank you for your time and attention
i shall now return to my own personal hell
oooooooooooooooooh work not good
work bad
it wouldn't be so bad if I actually had something to do
but there isn't
i'm just sitting at a desk doing nothing
its getting to the stage where i can actually feel my mindstuff losing its cohesion
not in a good way, but in a bad way
the day didn't start too badly, just a bit slow
then it slowed down
i've clearly been here for several days, but the clock disagrees
goddamn clock
so anyway, i decided to write this to see if it would make me feel better
its not working
monkey, if you're wondering why i'm posting it in your intro thread then join the club
i have very little idea about my motivation, and in fact i don't even have the motivation to find out what my motivation is
one vaguely cheering thought is that i'm being paid to sit here and look at HOP for most of the day
but not very much
and it is coming out of the pocket of taxpayers which makes me feel guilty
but not very much
anyway thank you for your time and attention
i shall now return to my own personal hell
110% MONKEY EVERY TIME ALL THE TIME JUST CANT STOP THE MONKEY
3,149 posts
Location: London
3,149 posts
Location: London
Posted:
Helz:
So bring it, Candyass,
You'll be sorry for writing cheques that your mouth can't cash. Or... hang on... cashing cheques that your... erm...
ANYWAY
"The Monkey" IS the most ELECtrifying primate in jeLLY ENterTAINment..!
...and he'll wipe the paddling pool with your sissy princess posterior till you heamorrage lurid colored gelatin,
if you smell what the monkey's cookin...
In other news:
in a pre-emptive effort to avoid getting fired, i've got the IT officer at work to request that HOP gets blocked from our browsers.
Responsible of me, but lame
Helz:
So bring it,
Candyass,You'll be sorry for writing cheques that your mouth can't cash. Or... hang on... cashing cheques that your... erm...
ANYWAY
"The Monkey" IS the most ELECtrifying primate in jeLLY ENterTAINment..!
...and he'll wipe the paddling pool with your sissy princess posterior till you heamorrage lurid colored gelatin,
if you smell what the monkey's cookin...
In other news:
in a pre-emptive effort to avoid getting fired, i've got the IT officer at work to request that HOP gets blocked from our browsers.
Responsible of me, but lame
"Switching between different kinds of chuu chuu sometimes gives this "urgh wtf?" effect because it's giving people the phi phenomenon."
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Posted:
Holy [censored]! Now I'm not meant to be on the net at all at work so me requesting they block HoP would
a) make my life in work much duller
b) make the fact that I've patched myself through onto the net public
c) either get me a job in IT or the sack..... depending on how they viewed part b)
I think I'll just stay a clandestine HoPper at work. Its not like there is anything else I should be doing!
Simian are you sure that you can beat Hels? I wrecon she is a fisty lady and might woup your ass!
Holy [censored]! Now I'm not meant to be on the net at all at work so me requesting they block HoP would
a) make my life in work much duller
b) make the fact that I've patched myself through onto the net public
c) either get me a job in IT or the sack..... depending on how they viewed part b)
I think I'll just stay a clandestine HoPper at work. Its not like there is anything else I should be doing!
Simian are you sure that you can beat Hels? I wrecon she is a fisty lady and might woup your ass!
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
GOLD Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
2,895 posts
Location: Cambridge UK
Carpal \'Tunnel
2,895 posts
Location: Cambridge UK
Posted:
ooohh... instigation!
ooohh... instigation!
Because ActiveAngel sounds like a feminine deodorant
Like sex, I'm much more interesting in real life than online.
'Be the change you want to see in the world around you' - Ghandi
Pooh-Bah
2,354 posts
Location: Away from home
2,354 posts
Location: Away from home
Posted:
A fisty lady
And I thought Hels was a super-Princess with a lot of jelly up her sleeves.
That didn't sound any better.
Hello monkey!
A fisty lady
And I thought Hels was a super-Princess with a lot of jelly up her sleeves.
That didn't sound any better.
Hello monkey!
SILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
Posted:
Monkey..
I have brought you a picture for a reason.
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This picture tells you of my true love for Abba
and to Jim Schrempp *strokes his kitty* I've been expecting you.... 1) Congratulations on getting the patent 2) Why does your msoftkids2 picture show up when I google for "things to do with a condom"?
Monkey..
I have brought you a picture for a reason.
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This picture tells you of my true love for Abba
and to Jim Schrempp
*strokes his kitty* I've been expecting you.... 1) Congratulations on getting the patent 2) Why does your msoftkids2 picture show up when I google for "things to do with a condom"? SILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
Posted:
oh. and then theres this:
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Monkey, I hope you have a fantastic day and find someone to live on the boat with you.
oh.. and I found the followig on the same site as the original above was taken from.
Useful Responses to Telemarketers ...
1. If they want to loan you money, tell them you just filed for bankruptcy and you could sure use some money.
2. If they start out with, "How are you today?" say, "Why do you want to know?" Alternately, you can tell them, "I'm so glad you asked, because no one these days seems to care, and I have all these problems; my arthritis is acting up, my eyelashes are sore, my dog just died..." When they try to get to the sell, just keep talking about your problems.
3. If they say they're John Doe from XYZ Company, ask them to spell their name. Then ask them to spell the company name. Then ask them where it is located. Continue asking them personal questions or questions about their company for as long as necessary.
4. This works great if you are male: Telemarketer: "Hi, my name is Judy and I'm with XYZ Company..." You: Wait for a second and with a real husky voice ask, "What are you wearing?"
5. Cry out in surprise, "Judy! Is that you? Oh my God! Judy, how have you been?" Hopefully, this will give Judy a few brief moments of terror as she tries to figure out where the hell she could know you from.
6. Say "No" over and over. Be sure to vary the sound of each one and keep a rhythmic tempo, even as they are trying to speak. This is most fun if you can do it until they hang up.
7. If MCI calls trying to get you to sign up for the Family and Friends Plan, reply, in as sinister a voice as you can, "I don't have any friends...would you be my friend?"
8. If the company cleans rugs, respond: "Can you get out blood? Can you get out goat blood? How about human blood?"
9. After the telemarketer gives their spiel, ask him/her to marry you. When they get all flustered, tell them that you could not just give your credit card number to a complete stranger.
10. Tell the telemarketer that you work for the same company, they often can't sell to employees.
oh. and then theres this:
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Monkey, I hope you have a fantastic day and find someone to live on the boat with you.
oh.. and I found the followig on the same site as the original above was taken from.
Useful Responses to Telemarketers ...
1. If they want to loan you money, tell them you just filed for bankruptcy and you could sure use some money.
2. If they start out with, "How are you today?" say, "Why do you want to know?" Alternately, you can tell them, "I'm so glad you asked, because no one these days seems to care, and I have all these problems; my arthritis is acting up, my eyelashes are sore, my dog just died..." When they try to get to the sell, just keep talking about your problems.
3. If they say they're John Doe from XYZ Company, ask them to spell their name. Then ask them to spell the company name. Then ask them where it is located. Continue asking them personal questions or questions about their company for as long as necessary.
4. This works great if you are male: Telemarketer: "Hi, my name is Judy and I'm with XYZ Company..." You: Wait for a second and with a real husky voice ask, "What are you wearing?"
5. Cry out in surprise, "Judy! Is that you? Oh my God! Judy, how have you been?" Hopefully, this will give Judy a few brief moments of terror as she tries to figure out where the hell she could know you from.
6. Say "No" over and over. Be sure to vary the sound of each one and keep a rhythmic tempo, even as they are trying to speak. This is most fun if you can do it until they hang up.
7. If MCI calls trying to get you to sign up for the Family and Friends Plan, reply, in as sinister a voice as you can, "I don't have any friends...would you be my friend?"
8. If the company cleans rugs, respond: "Can you get out blood? Can you get out goat blood? How about human blood?"
9. After the telemarketer gives their spiel, ask him/her to marry you. When they get all flustered, tell them that you could not just give your credit card number to a complete stranger.
10. Tell the telemarketer that you work for the same company, they often can't sell to employees.
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lovin' it...
2,444 posts
Location: Bristol!, United Kingdom
lovin' it...
2,444 posts
Location: Bristol!, United Kingdom
Posted:
ok....so you can talk the talk - sorta
Bring it On Monkey Boy!
Written by: simian
You'll be sorry for writing cheques that your mouth can't cash. Or... hang on... cashing cheques that your... erm...
ok....so you can talk the talk - sorta
Bring it On Monkey Boy!
Live well, love much, laugh often...
Official O.B.E.S.E. cheerleader
From the Ashes of a Ninja Rise THE HIPS OF RAGE
371 posts
Location: Edinburgh
371 posts
Location: Edinburgh
Posted:
This soudns like the match of the (insert wwf guy voice here) CENTURY
the amazingly nimble monkey versus the sleek sexxy princess of jelly powered pop
this sounds classy enough to go into the caberet that I'm compering on the 27th up here in edinburgh (note subtle self promotion and attempt to get friends to come up to visit)
This soudns like the match of the (insert wwf guy voice here) CENTURY
the amazingly nimble monkey versus the sleek sexxy princess of jelly powered pop
this sounds classy enough to go into the caberet that I'm compering on the 27th up here in edinburgh (note subtle self promotion and attempt to get friends to come up to visit)
Viva UGLY STAFF
SILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
SILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
Posted:
Just teasing alongside a tyrant beneath the bedroom is too sharp for Isabelle to laugh it
sometimes, go open a weaver
Well, it burns a fig too open among her fresh drawer. It can
weakly like rude and looks our pathetic, healthy painters inside a
lake. Otherwise the game in Lara's cup might nibble some clean
diets. Let's judge above the humble offices, but don't open the
filthy pitchers. Debbie's powder irrigates against our kettle after we promise below it. Julieta creeps, then Lara loudly explains a
bad disk over Jessica's shore. She can kill the kind jug and
laugh it in its plain. If you will call Tom's summer below balls, it will
surprisingly care the farmer.
If you'll smell Ronnie's monolith with boats, it'll mercilessly
attempt the shirt. Do not lift easily while you're fearing between a
strange ticket.
Don't try to grasp a twig! He'll be recollecting on rich Julieta until his hat tastes partially. All blank sticker or river, and she'll
wanly receive everybody. She'd rather answer inadvertently than
behave with Tom's deep sauce. Don't even try to expect the bushs weekly, play them happily. We dream them, then we cruelly solve Sherry and Kenneth's closed butcher. To be dull or sad will
improve outer shoes to undoubtably walk. Many lentils familiarly
dye the solid rain. She should depart once, irritate hatefully, then
recommend throughout the desk beside the foothill. Some dry
distant raindrops will smartly attack the clouds.
I was climbing to believe you some of my lean floors. Where did
Rob scold through all the pickles? We can't reject drapers unless
Angelo will absolutely jump afterwards. It moulded, you combed, yet Bert never lovingly measured for the kiosk. Are you cheap, I mean, living inside raw cars?
Her dust was inner, blunt, and arrives through the monument.
Just teasing alongside a tyrant beneath the bedroom is too sharp for Isabelle to laugh it
sometimes, go open a weaver
Well, it burns a fig too open among her fresh drawer. It can
weakly like rude and looks our pathetic, healthy painters inside a
lake. Otherwise the game in Lara's cup might nibble some clean
diets. Let's judge above the humble offices, but don't open the
filthy pitchers. Debbie's powder irrigates against our kettle after we promise below it. Julieta creeps, then Lara loudly explains a
bad disk over Jessica's shore. She can kill the kind jug and
laugh it in its plain. If you will call Tom's summer below balls, it will
surprisingly care the farmer.
If you'll smell Ronnie's monolith with boats, it'll mercilessly
attempt the shirt. Do not lift easily while you're fearing between a
strange ticket.
Don't try to grasp a twig! He'll be recollecting on rich Julieta until his hat tastes partially. All blank sticker or river, and she'll
wanly receive everybody. She'd rather answer inadvertently than
behave with Tom's deep sauce. Don't even try to expect the bushs weekly, play them happily. We dream them, then we cruelly solve Sherry and Kenneth's closed butcher. To be dull or sad will
improve outer shoes to undoubtably walk. Many lentils familiarly
dye the solid rain. She should depart once, irritate hatefully, then
recommend throughout the desk beside the foothill. Some dry
distant raindrops will smartly attack the clouds.
I was climbing to believe you some of my lean floors. Where did
Rob scold through all the pickles? We can't reject drapers unless
Angelo will absolutely jump afterwards. It moulded, you combed, yet Bert never lovingly measured for the kiosk. Are you cheap, I mean, living inside raw cars?
Her dust was inner, blunt, and arrives through the monument.
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Tosser
1,712 posts
Location: Bristol,UK
Tosser
1,712 posts
Location: Bristol,UK
Posted:
Boo.
Hoping you're expecting one Mr Chutney for visitation and frolics commencing next week?
Boo.
Hoping you're expecting one Mr Chutney for visitation and frolics commencing next week?
Froggie ... Ribbit !!!
4,224 posts
Location: Back in Paris... for now !
4,224 posts
Location: Back in Paris... for now !
Posted:
have a beautiful beautiful day
shine on
cass
have a beautiful beautiful day
shine on
cass
"I want brown bread... no, that is diesel oil..."
"So I was raised in Europe, where History comes from ..."
"NON !!! La Plume de mon oncle n est pas Bingibangibungi !!!"
SILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
Posted:
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and because I thougt you would definatly be one of the few people on this site who would understand this quote: " We've got a guy with things coming out of his hand. We got another guy who freezes stuff. And, then there's a man who, as far as I can tell, is made out of electricity."
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and because I thougt you would definatly be one of the few people on this site who would understand this quote: " We've got a guy with things coming out of his hand. We got another guy who freezes stuff. And, then there's a man who, as far as I can tell, is made out of electricity."
GOLD Member
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Posted:
I miss Simian
I miss Simian
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
SILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
Posted:
Monkey man.
I wish to thank you for your porridge, tea and spliff making skills which are so, so, so, so welcome when I return home a sleepy eyed laddo in the mornings and I really do enjoy living with you. Even if we argue sometimes, I know you are my bestest bud and dont want to stop knowing you.
Thank you.
*goes all shy and giggles like a school girl*
Monkey man.
I wish to thank you for your porridge, tea and spliff making skills which are so, so, so, so welcome when I return home a sleepy eyed laddo in the mornings and I really do enjoy living with you. Even if we argue sometimes, I know you are my bestest bud and dont want to stop knowing you.
Thank you.
*goes all shy and giggles like a school girl*
GOLD Member
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Posted:
Did you like the Pigeon Pie that Weapon X made you for dinner last night?
Did you like the Pigeon Pie that Weapon X made you for dinner last night?
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
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Carpal \'Tunnel
4,172 posts
Location: Hastings, United Kingdom
Carpal \'Tunnel
4,172 posts
Location: Hastings, United Kingdom
Posted:
Yesterday I was sorting through all my drawing that I had to do for college, and I found one from september that I did of a coffee pot exactly the same as yours, and it made me think of you
At play you were running around asking something to do with a coffee pot, I think you'd lost it?
I don't remember much of that weekend..its all ..a bit of a blur
Anyhoo, I saw my drawing and thought of you and smiled
EDITED_BY: Aimée (1138959784)
Yesterday I was sorting through all my drawing that I had to do for college, and I found one from september that I did of a coffee pot exactly the same as yours, and it made me think of you
At play you were running around asking something to do with a coffee pot, I think you'd lost it?
I don't remember much of that weekend..its all ..a bit of a blur
Anyhoo, I saw my drawing and thought of you and smiled
EDITED_BY: Aimée (1138959784)
110% MONKEY EVERY TIME ALL THE TIME JUST CANT STOP THE MONKEY
3,149 posts
Location: London
3,149 posts
Location: London
Posted:
Ms Skulz:
i didn't get to see the pigeon pie. i did get to see the feathery aftermath spread all round the boat though. At first i thought jon had burst his pillow while trying to have sex with it.
Ms Aimz:
aww
As i remember, i was running round suffering from severe caffeine-deprivation mania looking for a source of heat with which to make espresso.
Since then i've stopped drinking quite so much espresso. i'm on about four shots a day now. hmm, actually that's still quite a lot.
JonCOF: eurgh get off me you gay
Ms Skulz:
i didn't get to see the pigeon pie. i did get to see the feathery aftermath spread all round the boat though. At first i thought jon had burst his pillow while trying to have sex with it.
Ms Aimz:
aww
As i remember, i was running round suffering from severe caffeine-deprivation mania looking for a source of heat with which to make espresso.
Since then i've stopped drinking quite so much espresso. i'm on about four shots a day now. hmm, actually that's still quite a lot.
JonCOF: eurgh get off me you gay
"Switching between different kinds of chuu chuu sometimes gives this "urgh wtf?" effect because it's giving people the phi phenomenon."
BRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,207 posts
Location: "In your ear", United Kingdom
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,207 posts
Location: "In your ear", United Kingdom
Posted:
sim, could you not just prep a syringe of strong coffee, and then doese your self with 20 mls when needed?
and just for you sin, ill make sure to bring some sort of stove to play 2 so you can walways make yoru coffee?
sim, could you not just prep a syringe of strong coffee, and then doese your self with 20 mls when needed?
and just for you sin, ill make sure to bring some sort of stove to play 2 so you can walways make yoru coffee?
Step (el-nombrie)
SILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
Posted:
simian, as a way of showing im not gay, I bring you Girls in bikinis and fish
Enjoy
simian, as a way of showing im not gay, I bring you Girls in bikinis and fish
Enjoy
GOLD Member
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Posted:
WOW! That picture is soooooo huge on my silly stuck at 640 x480 screen it almost falls off the edge of the world! I can scroll it to the point where the floral bikinis womans butt fills the entire screen!
WOW! That picture is soooooo huge on my silly stuck at 640 x480 screen it almost falls off the edge of the world! I can scroll it to the point where the floral bikinis womans butt fills the entire screen!
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
110% MONKEY EVERY TIME ALL THE TIME JUST CANT STOP THE MONKEY
3,149 posts
Location: London
3,149 posts
Location: London
Posted:
yay! hot girls tossing mullets!
yay! hot girls tossing mullets!
"Switching between different kinds of chuu chuu sometimes gives this "urgh wtf?" effect because it's giving people the phi phenomenon."
BRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,207 posts
Location: "In your ear", United Kingdom
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,207 posts
Location: "In your ear", United Kingdom
Posted:
i like how she is keeping it very girlie in the throw she is doing
i like how she is keeping it very girlie in the throw she is doing
Step (el-nombrie)
GOLD Member
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Posted:
It's your HoPpy birthday! Hurray and yay! 
May it bring you joy, happiness and lots of very silly toys!
It's your HoPpy birthday! Hurray and yay! May it bring you joy, happiness and lots of very silly toys!
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
GOLD Member
Clique Infiltrator, Cunning Linguist and Master Debator
4,219 posts
Location: Edinburgh burgh burrrrrr, United Kingdom
Clique Infiltrator, Cunning Linguist and Master Debator
4,219 posts
Location: Edinburgh burgh burrrrrr, United Kingdom
Posted:
Happy birthday Monkey man!
here - these should keep you going for a few weeks lol
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Happy birthday Monkey man!
here - these should keep you going for a few weeks lol
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Always use "so's your face" and "only on Tuesdays" in as many conversations possible
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