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Login/Join to Participate110% MONKEY EVERY TIME ALL THE TIME JUST CANT STOP THE MONKEY
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Location: London
3,149 posts
Location: London
Posted:
Hello, and welcome to
THE HOME OF POI MONKEY TREEHOUSE
a place for all ape related HoPsters to call their own
and aren't we all related to apes in some way?
My Reasons For Building This Monkey Treehouse
1. i had a lovely intro thread on the old board, but don't feel the need to have it moved over. i don't have time to keep it fresh and reliably reply to stuff anymore. But it'd be nice to have a thread where i can come and chat rubbish every so often.
2. i feel there is something of a covert secret brotherhood of HoP monkeys, and a place for us all to plan, plot, and/or prevaricate on issues of monkey importance is long overdue.
3. Eva Sunbeam wants somewhere to post a monkey picture she found
4. Everywhere should have a monkey treehouse
Rules Of The Monkey Treehouse
i. No banana pilfering, thievery or burglary of any nature.
ii. Any references to "monkey loving" are to be of a Family Friendly Nature.
iii. Every, any, all and each monkey that wishes to call the monkey treehouse their home may do so; but first they must introduce themselves to the treehouse, supplying ANY RELEVANT INFORMATION about their person. Failure to do so shall result in being called before the High Council of Monkeys, and the offender may be required to pay a fine of up to 17 bananas.
iv. No whooping after 11pm.
v. Non-monkey HoPsters are welcome to make use of the monkey treehouse's facilities, including the pool, bingo hall and miniature golf course. Ape related salutations, jokes, anecdotes or other messages shall be warmly appreciated.
Let the monkey business commence...
Hello, and welcome to
THE HOME OF POI MONKEY TREEHOUSE
a place for all ape related HoPsters to call their own
and aren't we all related to apes in some way?
My Reasons For Building This Monkey Treehouse
1. i had a lovely intro thread on the old board, but don't feel the need to have it moved over. i don't have time to keep it fresh and reliably reply to stuff anymore. But it'd be nice to have a thread where i can come and chat rubbish every so often.
2. i feel there is something of a covert secret brotherhood of HoP monkeys, and a place for us all to plan, plot, and/or prevaricate on issues of monkey importance is long overdue.
3. Eva Sunbeam wants somewhere to post a monkey picture she found
4. Everywhere should have a monkey treehouse
Rules Of The Monkey Treehouse
i. No banana pilfering, thievery or burglary of any nature.
ii. Any references to "monkey loving" are to be of a Family Friendly Nature.
iii. Every, any, all and each monkey that wishes to call the monkey treehouse their home may do so; but first they must introduce themselves to the treehouse, supplying ANY RELEVANT INFORMATION about their person. Failure to do so shall result in being called before the High Council of Monkeys, and the offender may be required to pay a fine of up to 17 bananas.
iv. No whooping after 11pm.
v. Non-monkey HoPsters are welcome to make use of the monkey treehouse's facilities, including the pool, bingo hall and miniature golf course. Ape related salutations, jokes, anecdotes or other messages shall be warmly appreciated.
Let the monkey business commence...
"Switching between different kinds of chuu chuu sometimes gives this "urgh wtf?" effect because it's giving people the phi phenomenon."
SILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
Posted:
Did you get planning permision?
Did you get planning permision?
the one and only, just like chesney
295 posts
Location: here
295 posts
Location: here
Posted:
ahh monkey i bring you a tree warming present of 13 and a half bannana's
what a lovely home or tree you have here i must scamper up and visit often
ahh monkey i bring you a tree warming present of 13 and a half bannana's
what a lovely home or tree you have here i must scamper up and visit often
birds might be able to fly,
but weasels dont get caught in jet engine's
False Eyelash
346 posts
Location: New York City
346 posts
Location: New York City
Posted:
Will the monkeys be having a treewarming party? I can bring banana bread (luckily one of *very* few things I know how to make).
Will the monkeys be having a treewarming party? I can bring banana bread (luckily one of *very* few things I know how to make).
All the freaky people make the beauty of the world.
110% MONKEY EVERY TIME ALL THE TIME JUST CANT STOP THE MONKEY
3,149 posts
Location: London
3,149 posts
Location: London
Posted:
in accordance with rule iv. i shall now present my relevant personal datum.
i am simian
i like monkeys and sticks (and poi a little bit too)
i DO NOT like marmite it is bad
i think nutella is ok on thick white bread but only when spread thinly
my bestest friends are:
(spinny people) Jon UCOF
(non spinny people) a bloke called Ed
my favourite colour is BLUE but i also like RED, BROWN, GREY and ORANGE.
my least favourite colour is MAUVE
my favourite smileys are:
and 
my favourite philosopher is Wittgenstein
my favourite artist is Tony Hart
my favourite book is either
Junky by William Burroughs
or
Bottersnikes and Gumbles by S.A.Wakefield
i am grumpy, arrogant, shy and naive
i am aware that the above is a rather odd combination of personality traits
i am good at spelling and punctuation, but often choose to ignore them for effect
i like to play with one stick, two sticks, sock poi, contact ball and words
i am beginning to like diaboloalo and my three blue and white juggly balls but i am not very good at either of them
i like lots and lots of people who spin things round and manipulate stuff
they tend to be very very nice people
i don't know why
that was some things about me
& 
if you don't know me
and 
if you do know me
in accordance with rule iv. i shall now present my relevant personal datum.
i am simian
i like monkeys and sticks (and poi a little bit too)
i DO NOT like marmite it is bad
i think nutella is ok on thick white bread but only when spread thinly
my bestest friends are:
(spinny people) Jon UCOF
(non spinny people) a bloke called Ed
my favourite colour is BLUE but i also like RED, BROWN, GREY and ORANGE.
my least favourite colour is MAUVE
my favourite smileys are:
and my favourite philosopher is Wittgenstein
my favourite artist is Tony Hart
my favourite book is either
Junky by William Burroughs
or
Bottersnikes and Gumbles by S.A.Wakefield
i am grumpy, arrogant, shy and naive
i am aware that the above is a rather odd combination of personality traits
i am good at spelling and punctuation, but often choose to ignore them for effect
i like to play with one stick, two sticks, sock poi, contact ball and words
i am beginning to like diaboloalo and my three blue and white juggly balls but i am not very good at either of them
i like lots and lots of people who spin things round and manipulate stuff
they tend to be very very nice people
i don't know why
that was some things about me
& if you don't know me and if you do know me "Switching between different kinds of chuu chuu sometimes gives this "urgh wtf?" effect because it's giving people the phi phenomenon."
SILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
Posted:
Hang on, hang on.
There shall be no festivities of any description unless proper planning permission has been sought and obtained.
everyone... outside please!
you may come up as soon as i have seen an official document detailing the necisary meausures for a monkey treehouse.
Only doing my job....keeping you all safe
Hang on, hang on.
There shall be no festivities of any description unless proper planning permission has been sought and obtained.
everyone... outside please!
you may come up as soon as i have seen an official document detailing the necisary meausures for a monkey treehouse.
Only doing my job....keeping you all safe
110% MONKEY EVERY TIME ALL THE TIME JUST CANT STOP THE MONKEY
3,149 posts
Location: London
3,149 posts
Location: London
Posted:
umbilical cord of fraggle:
planning permission? planning permission? monkeys no need your steeenkeeeng planning pormission! i keeel you you peeeg of a dog!
[/stereotypical mexican accent]
Weasel:
you have weasel magic but i am magic monkey. you taught me this, and for this i am very thankful
Bubblishishusishususish:
i have not met you but you seem nice. there is no date for treehouse warming party, but every day can be a party when you are in the company of monkeys 
and i would like some of your banana bread. banana bread is very nice
umbilical cord of fraggle:
planning permission? planning permission? monkeys no need your steeenkeeeng planning pormission! i keeel you you peeeg of a dog!
[/stereotypical mexican accent]
Weasel:
you have weasel magic but i am magic monkey. you taught me this, and for this i am very thankful Bubblishishusishususish:
i have not met you but you seem nice. there is no date for treehouse warming party, but every day can be a party when you are in the company of monkeys and i would like some of your banana bread. banana bread is very nice
"Switching between different kinds of chuu chuu sometimes gives this "urgh wtf?" effect because it's giving people the phi phenomenon."
the one and only, just like chesney
295 posts
Location: here
295 posts
Location: here
Posted:
monkey contols the weather
monkey contols the weather
birds might be able to fly,
but weasels dont get caught in jet engine's
Pooh-Bah
1,810 posts
Location: London
1,810 posts
Location: London
Posted:
Ahhh come here and gimme a hug honey
You're cool darlin
Ya Bammy
Ahhh come here and gimme a hug honey
You're cool darlin
Ya Bammy
A kiss blown is a kiss wasted, the only kind of kiss is a kiss tasted.
I'm a woman. We don't say what we want, but we reserve the right to be pissed off if we don't get it. That's what makes us so fascinating and not just a LITTLE bit scary.
SILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
Posted:
im a whale which is in full view of a fish. which fish are you? the fish emerged from the water, it looked around., It was covered in shite.
What sort of monkey are you?
eating fish?
a monkey? it feels not like a fish.
it feelsoooh look..a bee!
Wheres the pork?>
i have savlon if it is needed for you all to put on your minor skin abrasions.
If you have a major skin abrasion, then you need a hospital and not savlon.
Can we have a cheese supper please tonight?
its like a fish supper but not so fishy smelling, more cheesy smelling really.
THe whale fish is my friend.
im a whale which is in full view of a fish. which fish are you? the fish emerged from the water, it looked around., It was covered in shite.
What sort of monkey are you?
eating fish?
a monkey? it feels not like a fish.
it feelsoooh look..a bee!
Wheres the pork?>
i have savlon if it is needed for you all to put on your minor skin abrasions.
If you have a major skin abrasion, then you need a hospital and not savlon.
Can we have a cheese supper please tonight?
its like a fish supper but not so fishy smelling, more cheesy smelling really.
THe whale fish is my friend.
the one and only, just like chesney
295 posts
Location: here
295 posts
Location: here
Posted:
cheese supper.
Damn Right!!!
cheese supper.
Damn Right!!!
birds might be able to fly,
but weasels dont get caught in jet engine's
110% MONKEY EVERY TIME ALL THE TIME JUST CANT STOP THE MONKEY
3,149 posts
Location: London
3,149 posts
Location: London
Posted:
You see! You see! You see how my irrefutable monkey logic forces those who oppose me to MADNESS and IDIOCY!
what?
he was always like that?
care in the community you say?
how unfortunate
Yay Bammy likes me
she said i am cool
and Weasel is still attempting to blame me for weather
i stubbornly refuse to even accept the existence of weather
*stubborn refusal to accept the existence of weather*
See?
You see! You see! You see how my irrefutable monkey logic forces those who oppose me to MADNESS and IDIOCY!
what?
he was always like that?
care in the community you say?
how unfortunate
Yay Bammy likes me
she said i am cool
and Weasel is still attempting to blame me for weather
i stubbornly refuse to even accept the existence of weather
*stubborn refusal to accept the existence of weather*
See?
"Switching between different kinds of chuu chuu sometimes gives this "urgh wtf?" effect because it's giving people the phi phenomenon."
SILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
Posted:
sea?
c?
si?
sea?
c?
si?
the one and only, just like chesney
295 posts
Location: here
295 posts
Location: here
Posted:
monkey DOES controls the weather
that is part of your magic monkeyness
monkey DOES controls the weather
that is part of your magic monkeyness
birds might be able to fly,
but weasels dont get caught in jet engine's
SILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
Posted:
CHEESY CHEESY CHEESY!
I like Monkey.
hang on..that was wrong wasnt it?
CHEESY CHEESY CHEESY!
I like Monkey.
hang on..that was wrong wasnt it?
the one and only, just like chesney
295 posts
Location: here
295 posts
Location: here
Posted:
CHEESE i like CHEESE and magic monkey
CHEESE i like CHEESE and magic monkey
birds might be able to fly,
but weasels dont get caught in jet engine's
110% MONKEY EVERY TIME ALL THE TIME JUST CANT STOP THE MONKEY
3,149 posts
Location: London
3,149 posts
Location: London
Posted:
actually, i think it's more accurate that way round.
gosh, i could really do with a smoke
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i will have to leave work soon
well i say work
more of an unofficial internet cafe really
actually, i think it's more accurate that way round.
gosh, i could really do with a smoke
Non-Https Image Link
i will have to leave work soon
well i say work
more of an unofficial internet cafe really
"Switching between different kinds of chuu chuu sometimes gives this "urgh wtf?" effect because it's giving people the phi phenomenon."
SILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
Posted:
I was going to put that in an email to you mate.
but i coudlnt really muster the effort.
Sorry.
I was going to put that in an email to you mate.
but i coudlnt really muster the effort.
Sorry.
the one and only, just like chesney
295 posts
Location: here
295 posts
Location: here
Posted:
monkey going, ahh, im going to stay though, julia's at work and if i leave the doormen wont let me back in the building and im not in the mood to scale a 5 storey office block,so hop is all that is here to entertain me.
monkey will be missed
monkey going, ahh, im going to stay though, julia's at work and if i leave the doormen wont let me back in the building and im not in the mood to scale a 5 storey office block,so hop is all that is here to entertain me.
monkey will be missed
birds might be able to fly,
but weasels dont get caught in jet engine's
SILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
Posted:
i can entertain you too!
that OR
we can decide how to take over the world.
i can entertain you too!
that OR
we can decide how to take over the world.
the one and only, just like chesney
295 posts
Location: here
295 posts
Location: here
Posted:
with a highly trained army of ants armed by steam powerd hammers
with a highly trained army of ants armed by steam powerd hammers
birds might be able to fly,
but weasels dont get caught in jet engine's
SILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
Posted:
no. ants are TOO SMALL.
we must think huge, gargantuan, massive OR titanic.
i reckon termites.
no. ants are TOO SMALL.
we must think huge, gargantuan, massive OR titanic.
i reckon termites.
110% MONKEY EVERY TIME ALL THE TIME JUST CANT STOP THE MONKEY
3,149 posts
Location: London
3,149 posts
Location: London
Posted:
By the Great Mandrill!
i'm remembering why i gave up posting on introductions.
i'm exhausted already
i don't have the stamina...
Weasel and Jon have to be going at well over a two hundred pph (posts per hour)
By the Great Mandrill!
i'm remembering why i gave up posting on introductions.
i'm exhausted already
i don't have the stamina...
Weasel and Jon have to be going at well over a two hundred pph (posts per hour)
"Switching between different kinds of chuu chuu sometimes gives this "urgh wtf?" effect because it's giving people the phi phenomenon."
SILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
Posted:
3 hunderererered thousand gajillion actually.
Ive writen a script to post total bollocks for me.
no one would notice and i can overtake C@ntus' postcount in a night!
3 hunderererered thousand gajillion actually.
Ive writen a script to post total bollocks for me.
no one would notice and i can overtake C@ntus' postcount in a night!
veteran
1,359 posts
Location: London/ Surrey
1,359 posts
Location: London/ Surrey
Posted:
*stops by to install a beer fridge in the treehouse*
Long time no see!
*stops by to install a beer fridge in the treehouse*
Long time no see!
The optimist claims that we are living in the best of all possible worlds.
The pessimist fears this is true.
Always make time to play in the snow.
110% MONKEY EVERY TIME ALL THE TIME JUST CANT STOP THE MONKEY
3,149 posts
Location: London
3,149 posts
Location: London
Posted:
you truly are an evil genius
i dread to think what could occur if you turned your powers to the forces of cookery
you truly are an evil genius
i dread to think what could occur if you turned your powers to the forces of cookery
"Switching between different kinds of chuu chuu sometimes gives this "urgh wtf?" effect because it's giving people the phi phenomenon."
the one and only, just like chesney
295 posts
Location: here
295 posts
Location: here
Posted:
no ants hammers and steam are the three most awsome powers in the universe they rate 16 on the scale of awsome power 16 damn it 16
if we can harness all their power then think of the power we will hold
no ants hammers and steam are the three most awsome powers in the universe they rate 16 on the scale of awsome power 16 damn it 16
if we can harness all their power then think of the power we will hold
birds might be able to fly,
but weasels dont get caught in jet engine's
110% MONKEY EVERY TIME ALL THE TIME JUST CANT STOP THE MONKEY
3,149 posts
Location: London
3,149 posts
Location: London
Posted:
Woo chilly beer receptacle from polythene!
(i have met polythene, and she was very nice )
thankyouverymuch
i nearly missed you in this flurry of posts from the weasel/jon textual madness machine
its all going a bit hecticfulloncrazymad
they're tricker than a sackful of monkeys
and i've been in a sackful of monkeys
we were pretty damn tricky
Woo chilly beer receptacle from polythene!
(i have met polythene, and she was very nice
)thankyouverymuch
i nearly missed you in this flurry of posts from the weasel/jon textual madness machine
its all going a bit hecticfulloncrazymad
they're tricker than a sackful of monkeys
and i've been in a sackful of monkeys
we were pretty damn tricky
"Switching between different kinds of chuu chuu sometimes gives this "urgh wtf?" effect because it's giving people the phi phenomenon."
SILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
Posted:
i met a girl called shirley,
he hair was very curley,
but now its time for all the extra carbs, protiens, vitamins and minerals, energy and phosphates i will need for the prolonded session of jumping aroundness that shall happen tonight.
Its tea time!
i met a girl called shirley,
he hair was very curley,
but now its time for all the extra carbs, protiens, vitamins and minerals, energy and phosphates i will need for the prolonded session of jumping aroundness that shall happen tonight.
Its tea time!
BRONZE Member
Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
6,140 posts
Location: Over There, United Kingdom
Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
6,140 posts
Location: Over There, United Kingdom
Posted:
Can i paint the monkey treehouse pink?
Oh i am meant to phone you simian, to arrange the Camden shopping trip with Justine. Um...wait Justine and i thought of the 18th Jan? Oh and Tammy is meant to come along to. But i haven't phoned her yet. Or you.
Oh and Justine said that you can't say no, neither can Tammy and we're going to kidnapp...or monkeynapp you and drag you anyway if you say no, and i feel i'm making little or no sense.
Anyway have some more's.
Can i paint the monkey treehouse pink?
Oh i am meant to phone you simian, to arrange the Camden shopping trip with Justine. Um...wait Justine and i thought of the 18th Jan? Oh and Tammy is meant to come along to. But i haven't phoned her yet. Or you.
Oh and Justine said that you can't say no, neither can Tammy and we're going to kidnapp...or monkeynapp you and drag you anyway if you say no, and i feel i'm making little or no sense. Anyway have some more
's.Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...
SILVER Member
All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
9,831 posts
Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all around the world, USA
All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
9,831 posts
Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all around the world, USA
Posted:
um, i have a question on the no whooping rule after 11pm? what time zone would that be? or would it be respective to whatever time zone you are in? because i would like to whoop right now, and it's not after 11pm here (although one could argue it IS after 11pm but it is after 11pm from the day before and not of the present day). so may i whoop?
**giggles**
um, i have a question on the no whooping rule after 11pm? what time zone would that be? or would it be respective to whatever time zone you are in? because i would like to whoop right now, and it's not after 11pm here (although one could argue it IS after 11pm but it is after 11pm from the day before and not of the present day). so may i whoop?
**giggles**
I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.
**giggles**
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