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colemanSILVER Member
big and good and broken
7,330 posts
Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay, United Kingdom


Posted:
i'm trying to get into changing this intro from time to time - at the very least to keep the music and films bit 'up to date'.

smile



name: cole[man]

sex: male

age: 27



location: i live in a veritable castle in leytonstone in east london with my beautiful girlfriend ubblove

i used to go to lots of workshops but i have to admit, its a fairly rare occurance these days.



your favourite website/s: this one is okay wink jugglingdb.com, contactjuggling.org, okayplayer.com, spherculism.com, playfestival.co.uk, magicbunny.co.uk, gettyimages.co.uk, toolband.com, airside.co.uk...



toys: i play poi and juggle balls. every now and again (like most people i think) i pick up other toys but am worse at all of these than i am at the keeping balls in the air thing - 97531, drop, drop, drop, drop, drop.



been twirling: since may 2002.

i could do the basic stuff (just a fwd and rev 3bt weave and a fwd butterfly) back in nov 2001 but then went and did a snowboard season in the alps and forgot everything.

when i came back, i discovered one of my best friends had learnt loads!

so summer 2002, i was in the lucky position of being around wikid poi people every weekend and having a friend acting almost as a personal tutor during the week.

big love and respect to jonny moohaahaa and fairie cath for all your patience, effort, guidance and days and days of playtime! hug

i began learning to juggle in august or september of 2002.



recent manipulation trends: been playing with one and two 4" stage balls quite a bit whilst wiggling bits of my body, learning to juggle 5 balls all over again, 3 ball body throws, getting confused about antispin, balancing things on my head and spinning a ball on my finger.



occupation: db admin and layout & design (similar to a porn star, just in an office). i work for a small, law firm in their information and research department. i also handle all of the firm's dtp, digital publishing and commercial print. aerotech toys aren't cheap and since my body won't ever make me rich, i have resorted to something a little more conventional smile



hobbies: bammy ubblove , this stuff, music, collecting things (i'm very bad for this) and boarding (although my skating is now non-existent due to me being crap and it hurting too much so just snow when i can afford it).



music: i like pretty much all of it. current playlist includes TOOL, RADIOHEAD, THE ROOTS, D'ANGELO and JEFF BUCKLEY, (and the rest) wayne shorter, a perfect circle, billie holiday, jill scott, joni mitchell, saul williams, john coltrane, soad, dj shadow, roy hargrove, 4-tet, edith piaf, cat empire, faith no more...



movies: recently seen... old boy eek team america, the last samurai, the ladykillers, the eternal sunshine of the spotless mind, shaolin kung fu master, jackie brown, shrek 2, shogun assassin, midnight express, lotr, seven samurai & magnificent seven double bill, kill bill 1 & 2, confessions of a dangerous mind, eraserhead, princess mononoke, a beautiful mind, pay it forward, adaptation, waking life.

favourites... shogun assassin, requium for a dream, anything by lynch, kevin smith or the coen brothers or anything written by charlie kaufmann.



books: recent... hiding the elephant, illuminatus trilogy, philosophical investigations, a book on nlp, shogun, oracle night, peter cook '...only twin', the curious incident of the dog in the night time, lord of the rings trilogy (first time ever - it didn't disappoint!), the complete winnie-the-pooh collection, of mice and men, vurt (again), chocky, brave new world, dune, falling out of cars, alice's adventures in wonderland.

favourite authors... jeff noon, iain banks, robert anton wilson and comic/graphic novel writers that only fanboys like me have ever heard of (brian michael bendis, j. m. staczynski, kevin smith, alan moore, greg rucker, brian azzarello).



tv: was invented solely to distribute the league and the boosh to the masses.



favourite colour(s): both of them - black and white smile



favourite number: three - its magic don't ya know?

i never had a favourite number until last year so i thought i may as well put it up here with the rest of the useless information.



cole

and a quick note about that orange 'grumpy' face on the top of all my posts - i'm not mean or unhappy, nor does it suggest that i'm angry in every post i make.

i just think its cooler than the regular pin-in-a-post-it message icon. and it makes it easy to spot my own posts cos it rarely gets used by anyone else. and its orange and black.

cole





and now for posterity's sake, my old sig list:



the original guru quote:

'its often easier to give advice,

than it is for a person to run one's own life'



the art lift:

if i am who i am because of who i am

and you are who you are because of who you are

then i am who i am and you are who you are

however...

if i am who i am because of who you are

and you are who you are because of who i am

then i am not who i am and you are not who you are



on the brink of war:

the horror



is that dave?:

you're myyyy wiiife noooooooooow...



confusing nix? with some bill hicks:

"here's tom with the weather..."



cryptic or just argumentative?:

a windmill in a fountain is like a spoon in the matrix...



its always a good idea to learn to swim:

mom's gonna fix it all soon.

mom's coming round to put it back the way it ought to be.



cassette boy's jewish doctor:

"you're dead.

GOD TOLD ME."



ever had a watch up your ass?:

"If any of you people disagree, I loathe you. I despise you. If I ever meet you in person, I'll smash your brains in with a f***ing bat. Then we'll see who doesn't like hot dogs."



karma:


Non-Https Image Link




the end of the beginning:

silencio...



*never* become a performer:

"i felt so strongly that I belonged in that triangle that I started sleeping in it - you can imagine what this did for my home life..."



beware the renaissance gentleman:

"on the contrary george of asda: you will tell us... everything."



boo! shhhhh...

"i'm gonna snap your nose off and toss it at a vicar..."



why do we even bother to be here:

how they survive so misguided is a mystery.

repugnant is a creature who would squander the ability,

to lift an eye to heaven, conscious of his fleeting time here.

EDITED_BY: coleman (1178054280)

"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood


GlåssDIAMOND Member
The Ministry of Manipulation
2,523 posts
Location: Bristol, United Kingdom


Posted:
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simian110% MONKEY EVERY TIME ALL THE TIME JUST CANT STOP THE MONKEY
3,149 posts
Location: London


Posted:
***This post contains the word llama but is otherwise intentionally left blank***

llama

"Switching between different kinds of chuu chuu sometimes gives this "urgh wtf?" effect because it's giving people the phi phenomenon."


colemanSILVER Member
big and good and broken
7,330 posts
Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay, United Kingdom


Posted:
simian - in answer to your question, yes it is possible. if every time you transition you tangle then it becomes very difficult to tell if you tangle first or untangle first... what i lovingly refer to as the chicken-egg-tangle conundrum. and that's when reverse hyperloops work best

glass - i think you got it completely right first time i looked at that summary page thing your count read 1300 as did mine. next time i looked all three of us had 1304.

felt a bit funny though - a bit like spending the first few seconds of the millenium with your eyes glued to a digital watch cos its such a unique moment...


and now for something completely different:

hey, isn't it great when your ex-girlfriend comes back from travelling, starts hanging out with you loads then pulls one of your mates that you met abroad in the period that you were getting over her and moves to cornwall to be with them for a summer of surfing and sex? i can tell ya, its the coolest thing *ever*.

someone with more soul than me once said "never thought that love could hurt like this, never thought i would but i got dissed...".
and they weren't wrong.

"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood


simian110% MONKEY EVERY TIME ALL THE TIME JUST CANT STOP THE MONKEY
3,149 posts
Location: London


Posted:


don't worry, Buckfast will always love you

"Switching between different kinds of chuu chuu sometimes gives this "urgh wtf?" effect because it's giving people the phi phenomenon."


colemanSILVER Member
big and good and broken
7,330 posts
Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay, United Kingdom


Posted:
thanks dude - i know it could be far worse

it is slightly ironic though, that its the bloke that she's with that introduced me to bucky in the first place!?

i love the world and its myriad ways of making you feel like a wet, shit-filled sock.


f uck them though - i came out on top this time!
i may have lost two really important friends but they lost one and they have to shag each other loads... hold on a minute

i want to go home and
its not cool and it doesn't make you feel any better but at least i'll be more up for juggling myself to sleep. again.

"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood


UCOFSILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales


Posted:
ping?

colemanSILVER Member
big and good and broken
7,330 posts
Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay, United Kingdom


Posted:
pong.

"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood


simian110% MONKEY EVERY TIME ALL THE TIME JUST CANT STOP THE MONKEY
3,149 posts
Location: London


Posted:
You not coming to Schwingers?

Come, smoke and drink and spin and sit and moan and stuff.

it will be fun and spiritually fulfilling.

"Switching between different kinds of chuu chuu sometimes gives this "urgh wtf?" effect because it's giving people the phi phenomenon."


UCOFSILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales


Posted:
ooh...loud music took me quite unawares.

nah i cant go tonigth dude...sorry mate...i wish i could but i will be in the nice pub..

besides..money is low as i need to buy walking boots, glosticks (for glow in the dark water fights) and stuff for camp on saturday..all with £20 ...

a mission of artic proportions has now been called.

simian110% MONKEY EVERY TIME ALL THE TIME JUST CANT STOP THE MONKEY
3,149 posts
Location: London


Posted:
is that similar to a mission of arctic proportions jonster?

and i weren't talking to you, i were talking to 'im.

but i have a sneaking suspicion he's buggered off home, just as i am about to do myself...

"Switching between different kinds of chuu chuu sometimes gives this "urgh wtf?" effect because it's giving people the phi phenomenon."


colemanSILVER Member
big and good and broken
7,330 posts
Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay, United Kingdom


Posted:
i think more than anything, i need more sleep man.

i sometimes get really grumpy when i'm tired and this thing has only been getting to me for the last week or so - coincidentally, i've been knackered this week.
i needed to vent somewhere though and since nearly everyone here is neutral (a lot of my other friends know my ex whereas here i can be mean and say what i like without worrying about swaying our mutual friends' opinions) i expelled some frustration.
kinda the same relief as gained from beating a small animal but with far less guilt afterwards (that was a joke - all you 'crazy' vegans can chill, i ain't *that* cruel ).

schwingers may be the last one ever tonight (if lowrey (sp?) wasn't just being mad and making things up). i should really go but i'm crap and grumpy and my mood is definitely better suited to sitting indoors all night, watching rain fall.

thanks though si remember to say pong next time i see ya and i'll gladly oblige

"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood


BamBamPooh-Bah
1,810 posts
Location: London


Posted:
Cole honey have this from your Bammy I'll be at home later if you want to get out or need a chat.


Snuggles and.......ohh uv bubbles

Bammy

A kiss blown is a kiss wasted, the only kind of kiss is a kiss tasted.

I'm a woman. We don't say what we want, but we reserve the right to be pissed off if we don't get it. That's what makes us so fascinating and not just a LITTLE bit scary.


simian110% MONKEY EVERY TIME ALL THE TIME JUST CANT STOP THE MONKEY
3,149 posts
Location: London


Posted:
aw, ok then. But if you don't meet up with Steve and Martin for a vid session soon then i suspect they'll break into your house wearing ninja hoods and abduct you. Unless you saw them at Brixton yesterday in which case i'm just talking crap

Last Swingers! that's doubly poo.

well, i'll be thinking of you as i sit in the warehouse spiritually raping my sacred mind

"Switching between different kinds of chuu chuu sometimes gives this "urgh wtf?" effect because it's giving people the phi phenomenon."


[Nx?]BRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,750 posts
Location: Europe,Scotland,Both


Posted:
Cole Man!

common, thas shitty, but you know you got much more to look forward to, and much more friends than sex (doh!) and im shure theyll get sand in thier bits, and crabs.

You too cool for dis shit, and much too nice, is her loss is all I say.

hugs'n'love'n' PING!

T

This is a post by tom, all spelling is deleberate
-><- Kallisti


UCOFSILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales


Posted:
PONG!

cheers..

*wanders over to cole and wispers in his lug'ole:
"p i n g ?"*

colemanSILVER Member
big and good and broken
7,330 posts
Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay, United Kingdom


Posted:


"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood


UCOFSILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales


Posted:
you havent said the magic word yet mate.

colemanSILVER Member
big and good and broken
7,330 posts
Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay, United Kingdom


Posted:
i think you'll find if you look at your hand that it is empty.

yoink

"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood


UCOFSILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales


Posted:
huh?

waaaa?

how?

huh?

grrrrr!

how did you do that you bastad!

colemanSILVER Member
big and good and broken
7,330 posts
Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay, United Kingdom


Posted:
phwoar! what a weekend

i had to make a little record of it somewhere cos otherwise it will just blur into that big lump of jumbled memories referred to as 'weekend stuff'.

on friday i saw the melvins and mike patton in tomahawk. first time i've seen mr patton and i was not let down - that dude is twisted
he reminded me a bit of chris morris actually...

then went to ocb's outdoor party in the middle of walthamstow marshes. absolutely wicked little gathering and top weather on the sunday with lots and lots of playing.


and now i'm back @ work

*goes back to watching clock tick slowly closer to the end of the incarceration period known as the working day*

"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood


BamBamPooh-Bah
1,810 posts
Location: London


Posted:
Morning Beautiful

Ping

Bammy

A kiss blown is a kiss wasted, the only kind of kiss is a kiss tasted.

I'm a woman. We don't say what we want, but we reserve the right to be pissed off if we don't get it. That's what makes us so fascinating and not just a LITTLE bit scary.


colemanSILVER Member
big and good and broken
7,330 posts
Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay, United Kingdom


Posted:
hey you

pong.

"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood


simian110% MONKEY EVERY TIME ALL THE TIME JUST CANT STOP THE MONKEY
3,149 posts
Location: London


Posted:
Phong?

no, thats not right...

Gourad?

no, dammit, what was it?

"Switching between different kinds of chuu chuu sometimes gives this "urgh wtf?" effect because it's giving people the phi phenomenon."


colemanSILVER Member
big and good and broken
7,330 posts
Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay, United Kingdom


Posted:
whatever are you on about?


shadey monkey

"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood


MoohaahaaBRONZE Member
enthusiast
382 posts
Location: In Ger Land, India


Posted:
Hello. Fancy meeting me here.
Yes I do.
Well I'm here.
Well so'm I.
Good.
Shall we continue?
Yes lets.

I think more needs to be spoken of with regards to the Friday evening.
The Melvins are spiffing, however, I know little of their music, and each song seemed to last 15mins. I spent this time trying (not?) to fall asleep standing up. Cole had himself a wall, and used the leaning back head down option.
Melvins finished, and a crazy man dj'd really good gabba at us, which was a nice change from hearing some commercial pap in between bands, as is often the case.

Then Mike Patten came on with Buzz from the Melvins and Duane dennison from the Jesus Lizard. And some drummer that I should really know about, but nevermind.
Mr P had not 1, not 2, but 3 keyboeard sampler type devices around him, at least 2 microphones and a light on his head.
Then he rocked it. Really proper. Well, actually, first he came on and played one of those tiny little hand held things that make twittery twitter bird noises. He did that for a while, and then, he really really rocked it.

Where myself and Cole started, right up the front, was good, but you couldn't really move. So after having a scan around, I found the big cirlce runny round section. Retrieved Cole, and then we too, rocked it. I believe Cole had a small section of knockey-into-fall-down-stand-up with some young ruffians, but this didn't slow his rockin' down for long. I got to do plenty of the run round pushy pushy ya ya RaaaaaaHH business and did not lose a shoe.

At some point it finished and there was then followed a weekend of plenty silly, but I shall always have ringing in my ears.

Some things you have to see to believe, but
Some things you have to believe in to see.


[Nx?]BRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,750 posts
Location: Europe,Scotland,Both


Posted:
HUGE spliffs and jamms them into jhonnies and coles mouths>

PPPPOOOOOONNNNNGGGGGG

u rock, we know that, now shuddap'n'smoke!


T

This is a post by tom, all spelling is deleberate
-><- Kallisti


Helz BellzSILVER Member
lovin' it...
2,444 posts
Location: Bristol!, United Kingdom


Posted:
Moohaahaa.

And here's a present for Cole....

Here's to Alienfox

Live well, love much, laugh often...

Official O.B.E.S.E. cheerleader


AlienfoxSILVER Member
member
130 posts
Location: United Kingdom


Posted:
Pain.
And possibly abduction and 4nal probing.



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- Alienfox -


Helz BellzSILVER Member
lovin' it...
2,444 posts
Location: Bristol!, United Kingdom


Posted:
Sorry - is that a threat or a promise

Live well, love much, laugh often...

Official O.B.E.S.E. cheerleader


AlienfoxSILVER Member
member
130 posts
Location: United Kingdom


Posted:
Both
What's the difference???


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- Alienfox -


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