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colemanSILVER Member
big and good and broken
7,330 posts
Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay, United Kingdom


Posted:
i'm trying to get into changing this intro from time to time - at the very least to keep the music and films bit 'up to date'.

smile



name: cole[man]

sex: male

age: 27



location: i live in a veritable castle in leytonstone in east london with my beautiful girlfriend ubblove

i used to go to lots of workshops but i have to admit, its a fairly rare occurance these days.



your favourite website/s: this one is okay wink jugglingdb.com, contactjuggling.org, okayplayer.com, spherculism.com, playfestival.co.uk, magicbunny.co.uk, gettyimages.co.uk, toolband.com, airside.co.uk...



toys: i play poi and juggle balls. every now and again (like most people i think) i pick up other toys but am worse at all of these than i am at the keeping balls in the air thing - 97531, drop, drop, drop, drop, drop.



been twirling: since may 2002.

i could do the basic stuff (just a fwd and rev 3bt weave and a fwd butterfly) back in nov 2001 but then went and did a snowboard season in the alps and forgot everything.

when i came back, i discovered one of my best friends had learnt loads!

so summer 2002, i was in the lucky position of being around wikid poi people every weekend and having a friend acting almost as a personal tutor during the week.

big love and respect to jonny moohaahaa and fairie cath for all your patience, effort, guidance and days and days of playtime! hug

i began learning to juggle in august or september of 2002.



recent manipulation trends: been playing with one and two 4" stage balls quite a bit whilst wiggling bits of my body, learning to juggle 5 balls all over again, 3 ball body throws, getting confused about antispin, balancing things on my head and spinning a ball on my finger.



occupation: db admin and layout & design (similar to a porn star, just in an office). i work for a small, law firm in their information and research department. i also handle all of the firm's dtp, digital publishing and commercial print. aerotech toys aren't cheap and since my body won't ever make me rich, i have resorted to something a little more conventional smile



hobbies: bammy ubblove , this stuff, music, collecting things (i'm very bad for this) and boarding (although my skating is now non-existent due to me being crap and it hurting too much so just snow when i can afford it).



music: i like pretty much all of it. current playlist includes TOOL, RADIOHEAD, THE ROOTS, D'ANGELO and JEFF BUCKLEY, (and the rest) wayne shorter, a perfect circle, billie holiday, jill scott, joni mitchell, saul williams, john coltrane, soad, dj shadow, roy hargrove, 4-tet, edith piaf, cat empire, faith no more...



movies: recently seen... old boy eek team america, the last samurai, the ladykillers, the eternal sunshine of the spotless mind, shaolin kung fu master, jackie brown, shrek 2, shogun assassin, midnight express, lotr, seven samurai & magnificent seven double bill, kill bill 1 & 2, confessions of a dangerous mind, eraserhead, princess mononoke, a beautiful mind, pay it forward, adaptation, waking life.

favourites... shogun assassin, requium for a dream, anything by lynch, kevin smith or the coen brothers or anything written by charlie kaufmann.



books: recent... hiding the elephant, illuminatus trilogy, philosophical investigations, a book on nlp, shogun, oracle night, peter cook '...only twin', the curious incident of the dog in the night time, lord of the rings trilogy (first time ever - it didn't disappoint!), the complete winnie-the-pooh collection, of mice and men, vurt (again), chocky, brave new world, dune, falling out of cars, alice's adventures in wonderland.

favourite authors... jeff noon, iain banks, robert anton wilson and comic/graphic novel writers that only fanboys like me have ever heard of (brian michael bendis, j. m. staczynski, kevin smith, alan moore, greg rucker, brian azzarello).



tv: was invented solely to distribute the league and the boosh to the masses.



favourite colour(s): both of them - black and white smile



favourite number: three - its magic don't ya know?

i never had a favourite number until last year so i thought i may as well put it up here with the rest of the useless information.



cole

and a quick note about that orange 'grumpy' face on the top of all my posts - i'm not mean or unhappy, nor does it suggest that i'm angry in every post i make.

i just think its cooler than the regular pin-in-a-post-it message icon. and it makes it easy to spot my own posts cos it rarely gets used by anyone else. and its orange and black.

cole





and now for posterity's sake, my old sig list:



the original guru quote:

'its often easier to give advice,

than it is for a person to run one's own life'



the art lift:

if i am who i am because of who i am

and you are who you are because of who you are

then i am who i am and you are who you are

however...

if i am who i am because of who you are

and you are who you are because of who i am

then i am not who i am and you are not who you are



on the brink of war:

the horror



is that dave?:

you're myyyy wiiife noooooooooow...



confusing nix? with some bill hicks:

"here's tom with the weather..."



cryptic or just argumentative?:

a windmill in a fountain is like a spoon in the matrix...



its always a good idea to learn to swim:

mom's gonna fix it all soon.

mom's coming round to put it back the way it ought to be.



cassette boy's jewish doctor:

"you're dead.

GOD TOLD ME."



ever had a watch up your ass?:

"If any of you people disagree, I loathe you. I despise you. If I ever meet you in person, I'll smash your brains in with a f***ing bat. Then we'll see who doesn't like hot dogs."



karma:


Non-Https Image Link




the end of the beginning:

silencio...



*never* become a performer:

"i felt so strongly that I belonged in that triangle that I started sleeping in it - you can imagine what this did for my home life..."



beware the renaissance gentleman:

"on the contrary george of asda: you will tell us... everything."



boo! shhhhh...

"i'm gonna snap your nose off and toss it at a vicar..."



why do we even bother to be here:

how they survive so misguided is a mystery.

repugnant is a creature who would squander the ability,

to lift an eye to heaven, conscious of his fleeting time here.

EDITED_BY: coleman (1178054280)

"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood


UCOFSILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales


Posted:
*UCOF picks up arnold and gives him a little shake, well, not a little shake, but rather a whopping great big huge shake so much that he makes a low pitched rasping noise. NO, not UCOF making the noise, Arnold was.*

_Stix_Pooh-Bah
2,419 posts
Location: la-la land


Posted:
too much shaking kills babies.. best just hang them upside down..

I honour you as an aspect of myself..

You are never to old to storm a bouncey castle..


Mysterio - Lord Of Confusionmember
65 posts
Location: I came from somewhere of this I am sure probably


Posted:
Dear Mr Coalman,

Your PM box is full. I tried to stuff my message in there anyway, using my office hole-punch as a makeshift crowbar, but it just keeps on springing out again. I hope its full of PMs, because there have been reports of people filling PM boxes with squirrels or worse. Obviously its meant as a harmless prank, but people don't realise quite how hostile the average squirrel can become when cornered. Do you? These are things we all should be aware of. These are the facts that could someday save your life.

The question I was going to ask is about your signature at the moment. I'm pretty sure someone called Bill said it, but i don't know if it was Hicks or Bailey.

Not very important really, I suppose.

"Thats very confusing"


colemanSILVER Member
big and good and broken
7,330 posts
Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay, United Kingdom


Posted:
it was the late genius bill hicks.

quote:
How about a positive LSD story, that would be newsworthy. Don't you think? Anybody think that? Just once, to hear a positive LSD story. "Today, a young man on acid, realised that all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration. That we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively, there is no such thing as death, life is only a dream, and we are the imagination of ourselves... here's Tom with the weather."

They lie about marijuana. Tell you pot-smoking makes you unmotivated. Lie. When you're high, you can do everything you normally do, just as well, you just realise, it's not worth the ****ing effort. There is a difference.

and one of my all time favourites:

quote:
Your denial is beneath you and thanks to the use of hallucinogenic drugs, I see through you.

"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood


Mysterio - Lord Of Confusionmember
65 posts
Location: I came from somewhere of this I am sure probably


Posted:
quote:
"If you don't believe drugs have done good things for us, then go home and burn all your records, all your tapes, and all your CDs because every one of those artists who have made brilliant music and enhanced your lives? RrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrEAL ****ing high on drugs. The Beatles were so ****ing high they even let Ringo sing a few songs."


"Thats very confusing"


jemima (jem)SILVER Member
Pooh-Bah
1,750 posts
Location: london, United Kingdom


Posted:
cole it was nice to see you last night, its been a while!

Hows the exams going/gone ?

Never assume
Always Acknowledge


UCOFSILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales


Posted:
sold to the man at the back with the hairy legs, black frilly underwear, green hair, no nose, paddle number 213, singing "underneath the arches" in a very drunk fashion.

MikeGinnyGOLD Member
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA


Posted:
AHEM! GENERAL ANNOUNCEMENT:

Ladies and gentlemen, I wanted to make everyone here aware that Coleman is very tall and very blonde.

That is all.

Carry on.

-Mike

Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella



A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura


UCOFSILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales


Posted:
he not really very blonde.

more of a mousey blondey browny purple

dromepixieveteran
1,463 posts
Location: Florida


Posted:
Sir would you like a racoon cause the fairy put it on order and she isnt sure if it will arrive in 5 or fifty working days. So basically you need to say whether you preffer raccons or squrriles because my employer is not willing to provide you with the essential materials if you are swingign on the wrong side of the swing set with racoons and squirrels!

Besides that it twas lovely to see your happy face! I hope you had a great meeting and an even greater evening not doing all that work stuff. And no dont mention the thinker tanker bit because we are all there giving you cheat answers I swear! In spirit anything can be achieved!

Wahoo we love you!
see you soon dude!
hugs
drome

JUGGLEwithyourmind!


colemanSILVER Member
big and good and broken
7,330 posts
Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay, United Kingdom


Posted:
i wrote a nice big reply for all that last night but i used too many smilies and when i went back to take some out it had all disappeared.

i blame johnny.

i think it went a little sumthin like this...

jemma - twas lovely to see you too, and i love your new toys
exams are coming in june (second week of) but i'm not too worried about them (obviously because they're not close enough yet rather than because i'm all knowing and ready to take them on!).
will hopefully see you before i those though cos that's like three weeks or something - see you @ pip maybe?

confusio the wildebeast of lord fusion - i just have two words for you: tool, aenema.

good to see you dropping by the coleabode dr lightning - pull up a bean bag and take this orange bud zoot off me before i fall over
one of my good friends here has just been accepted onto one of the first graduate medicine courses here in the uk.
its like fast-track medicine for science grads.
just thought i'd warn you so you're not surprised when i start pm'ing you about lovely things like osteosarcoma!

and while you're here, i'd like to make clear to everyone that the electrified doctor here's comments in no way imply that i am related to the very tall and blonde don that is mr dom (although i won't deny i daydreamed about him being my big brother once - it was wicked cos he fed me chocolate and taught me loads of poi then i realised i was really still at work. ah well...).

yookoph - sorry, i can't accept my sale to the person who i can only assume is your very own twin brother. the auction was unlicensed, unruly and altogether made up.
and i have to be blonde, otherwise i have no excuses for all the dumb things i do and say!

hello pixie-kel can you please tell the fairy i need squirrels. that's squirrels, not raccoons. i already have raccoons (although i have a sneaky suspicion that a couple of them are just well groomed skunks...).
i cannot complete my experiment without a minimum of twelvety red squirrels. i will need them within the next three days as several of the raccoons are ready to 'go off', which would be 'bad', if you catch my drift.
oh, and they must be personally delivered to my trailer or you can tell her the deal is off
see you soon honey

"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood


dromepixieveteran
1,463 posts
Location: Florida


Posted:
Oh shite the squirrels were on back order last time I checked! I will have a chat with the fairy of darkness and see what the deal is!

Anyhows I hope you are having a great day love ya loads!

huggles,
drome

JUGGLEwithyourmind!


GlåssDIAMOND Member
The Ministry of Manipulation
2,523 posts
Location: Bristol, United Kingdom


Posted:
heres one
Non-Https Image Link


and another
Non-Https Image Link


only 18 more to go

MikeGinnyGOLD Member
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA


Posted:
Orange bud? No no. I only like green bud.

-Mike

Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella



A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura


dromepixieveteran
1,463 posts
Location: Florida


Posted:
Well I think blue bud is better than the rest. of course Hendrix did do a song about Purple Haze...
Ah the thoughts of variety are making me feel very exited! Who needs a *insert random word* when you can get colorful bud! I sure dont!

Anyways I think Drew is on the case with them squirrels! BUt question do I get to spnak (spank even ) the queen of dark fairies if she doesnt turn up with the goods?!

Oh please please pretty please!!!

spanks,
drome

JUGGLEwithyourmind!


colemanSILVER Member
big and good and broken
7,330 posts
Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay, United Kingdom


Posted:
the alternative supplier is indeed doing quite well (thank-you professor b) although i now need to buy a tin of red paint to sort out the colour of the one with the swingy balls.

also i might need more (or less) than 18 more; twelvety <> twenty...

if dfq fails completely i see no reason why you can't dish out the spanking that my statutory rights bestow upon me drome.
i'm not sure it'll serve to discourage her from repeat failures though...
still, if it means i get to do all the spnaking afterwards, it suits me fine

fair enough mike (ya picky bastard ), give me that one back and skin up with some weed that doesn't offend your cones (are they the bits that do colour or am i just making it all up again? hmmm, could be rods now i think about it... ).

"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood


_Stix_Pooh-Bah
2,419 posts
Location: la-la land


Posted:
mmm(drool) orange beard.. purple haze.. white widow.. man I NEED A SPLIFF!!!

Such a beautiful plant comes in an amazing variety of colours.. I wonder if I can get away with planting up my flower beds? be a damn site nicer than those putunias I've just dug in..

I honour you as an aspect of myself..

You are never to old to storm a bouncey castle..


SmallBoy - xCarpal \'Tunnel
2,737 posts
Location: London


Posted:
I'll be back later to add an inspirational start to page 9........well as and when I'm not on an effedrine comedown

Small Lardy Person In Disguise


KatBRONZE Member
Pooh-Bah
2,211 posts
Location: London, Wales (UK)


Posted:
Oompa Loompa Doopity do
Ive got a big fat sliff for you
If you smoke it you are bound to get high
Then you will laugh until you start to cry

Come faeries, take me out of this dull world, for I would ride with you upon the wind and dance upon the mountains like a flame.

- W B Yeats


SmallBoy - xCarpal \'Tunnel
2,737 posts
Location: London


Posted:
......as has been done to me on so many painful occasions......

(*Yoink*)

Green and blue lava lamps man.....green and blue lava lamps...

(*Floats out thru the open window*)

Small Lardy Person In Disguise


SmallBoy - xCarpal \'Tunnel
2,737 posts
Location: London


Posted:
Can anyone tell me who this is?

click to join the dannypoi fan club

Small Lardy Person In Disguise


colemanSILVER Member
big and good and broken
7,330 posts
Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay, United Kingdom


Posted:
went and had a look at that post there and its weird. made my comments there.
smallz have you seen my blue and purple lava lamp...

*yoinks sliff back at handily created opportunity*

cheers kat - lovely poem honey

"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood


colemanSILVER Member
big and good and broken
7,330 posts
Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay, United Kingdom


Posted:
eeeep.

1000 posts innit

"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood


GlåssDIAMOND Member
The Ministry of Manipulation
2,523 posts
Location: Bristol, United Kingdom


Posted:
congrats our kid.

See you tomorrow night?

Whoop whoop.
I better practice my poi If I'm going to catch up with you.

jemima (jem)SILVER Member
Pooh-Bah
1,750 posts
Location: london, United Kingdom


Posted:
I've got a green an blue lava lamp its a rocket shaped one its a proper mathmos man !

Never assume
Always Acknowledge


colemanSILVER Member
big and good and broken
7,330 posts
Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay, United Kingdom


Posted:
quote:
Originally posted by SmallBoy:
I'll be back later........as and when I'm not on an effedrine comedown
that's one serious comedown from such a friendly substance smallz (7 days and counting)
hope you're still alive

and to the most viscous solid currently on hop; everyone knows there's a big gap between our skill levels man - seems to me your're the only one who can see it that way round though
mind you, i don't wanna discourage you from practice (i'd quickly have one less person to copy!).

jemma - mine is the shape of the old lava lamps (astro i think they're called). the rocket one is very phallic you know.
i want a mathmos bubble for glastonbury - the red ones are the shit and the best light for getting around a messy tent @ night. and apparently, glass' mate designed them

"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood


FlyntSILVER Member
Intrepid Penguin
5,635 posts
Location: Australia


Posted:
*sneaks in and hugz coleman and sneaks back out again...*

Currently on the right side up of the world.


bluecatgeek, level 1
5,300 posts
Location: everywhere


Posted:
pm there for you you unresponsive cole

Holistic Spinner (I hope)


arashiPooh-Bah
2,364 posts
Location: austin,tx


Posted:

-Such a price the gods exact for song: to become what we sing
-Seek freedom and become captive of your desires. Seek discipline and find your liberty.
-When the center of the storm does not move, you are in its path.


jemima (jem)SILVER Member
Pooh-Bah
1,750 posts
Location: london, United Kingdom


Posted:
hmm phallic had to look that one up ! heh heh


there is some really funky stuff at www.mathmos.com, glass's mate, wow ! I want them all

Never assume
Always Acknowledge


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