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colemanSILVER Member
big and good and broken
7,330 posts
Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay, United Kingdom


Posted:
i'm trying to get into changing this intro from time to time - at the very least to keep the music and films bit 'up to date'.

smile



name: cole[man]

sex: male

age: 27



location: i live in a veritable castle in leytonstone in east london with my beautiful girlfriend ubblove

i used to go to lots of workshops but i have to admit, its a fairly rare occurance these days.



your favourite website/s: this one is okay wink jugglingdb.com, contactjuggling.org, okayplayer.com, spherculism.com, playfestival.co.uk, magicbunny.co.uk, gettyimages.co.uk, toolband.com, airside.co.uk...



toys: i play poi and juggle balls. every now and again (like most people i think) i pick up other toys but am worse at all of these than i am at the keeping balls in the air thing - 97531, drop, drop, drop, drop, drop.



been twirling: since may 2002.

i could do the basic stuff (just a fwd and rev 3bt weave and a fwd butterfly) back in nov 2001 but then went and did a snowboard season in the alps and forgot everything.

when i came back, i discovered one of my best friends had learnt loads!

so summer 2002, i was in the lucky position of being around wikid poi people every weekend and having a friend acting almost as a personal tutor during the week.

big love and respect to jonny moohaahaa and fairie cath for all your patience, effort, guidance and days and days of playtime! hug

i began learning to juggle in august or september of 2002.



recent manipulation trends: been playing with one and two 4" stage balls quite a bit whilst wiggling bits of my body, learning to juggle 5 balls all over again, 3 ball body throws, getting confused about antispin, balancing things on my head and spinning a ball on my finger.



occupation: db admin and layout & design (similar to a porn star, just in an office). i work for a small, law firm in their information and research department. i also handle all of the firm's dtp, digital publishing and commercial print. aerotech toys aren't cheap and since my body won't ever make me rich, i have resorted to something a little more conventional smile



hobbies: bammy ubblove , this stuff, music, collecting things (i'm very bad for this) and boarding (although my skating is now non-existent due to me being crap and it hurting too much so just snow when i can afford it).



music: i like pretty much all of it. current playlist includes TOOL, RADIOHEAD, THE ROOTS, D'ANGELO and JEFF BUCKLEY, (and the rest) wayne shorter, a perfect circle, billie holiday, jill scott, joni mitchell, saul williams, john coltrane, soad, dj shadow, roy hargrove, 4-tet, edith piaf, cat empire, faith no more...



movies: recently seen... old boy eek team america, the last samurai, the ladykillers, the eternal sunshine of the spotless mind, shaolin kung fu master, jackie brown, shrek 2, shogun assassin, midnight express, lotr, seven samurai & magnificent seven double bill, kill bill 1 & 2, confessions of a dangerous mind, eraserhead, princess mononoke, a beautiful mind, pay it forward, adaptation, waking life.

favourites... shogun assassin, requium for a dream, anything by lynch, kevin smith or the coen brothers or anything written by charlie kaufmann.



books: recent... hiding the elephant, illuminatus trilogy, philosophical investigations, a book on nlp, shogun, oracle night, peter cook '...only twin', the curious incident of the dog in the night time, lord of the rings trilogy (first time ever - it didn't disappoint!), the complete winnie-the-pooh collection, of mice and men, vurt (again), chocky, brave new world, dune, falling out of cars, alice's adventures in wonderland.

favourite authors... jeff noon, iain banks, robert anton wilson and comic/graphic novel writers that only fanboys like me have ever heard of (brian michael bendis, j. m. staczynski, kevin smith, alan moore, greg rucker, brian azzarello).



tv: was invented solely to distribute the league and the boosh to the masses.



favourite colour(s): both of them - black and white smile



favourite number: three - its magic don't ya know?

i never had a favourite number until last year so i thought i may as well put it up here with the rest of the useless information.



cole

and a quick note about that orange 'grumpy' face on the top of all my posts - i'm not mean or unhappy, nor does it suggest that i'm angry in every post i make.

i just think its cooler than the regular pin-in-a-post-it message icon. and it makes it easy to spot my own posts cos it rarely gets used by anyone else. and its orange and black.

cole





and now for posterity's sake, my old sig list:



the original guru quote:

'its often easier to give advice,

than it is for a person to run one's own life'



the art lift:

if i am who i am because of who i am

and you are who you are because of who you are

then i am who i am and you are who you are

however...

if i am who i am because of who you are

and you are who you are because of who i am

then i am not who i am and you are not who you are



on the brink of war:

the horror



is that dave?:

you're myyyy wiiife noooooooooow...



confusing nix? with some bill hicks:

"here's tom with the weather..."



cryptic or just argumentative?:

a windmill in a fountain is like a spoon in the matrix...



its always a good idea to learn to swim:

mom's gonna fix it all soon.

mom's coming round to put it back the way it ought to be.



cassette boy's jewish doctor:

"you're dead.

GOD TOLD ME."



ever had a watch up your ass?:

"If any of you people disagree, I loathe you. I despise you. If I ever meet you in person, I'll smash your brains in with a f***ing bat. Then we'll see who doesn't like hot dogs."



karma:


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the end of the beginning:

silencio...



*never* become a performer:

"i felt so strongly that I belonged in that triangle that I started sleeping in it - you can imagine what this did for my home life..."



beware the renaissance gentleman:

"on the contrary george of asda: you will tell us... everything."



boo! shhhhh...

"i'm gonna snap your nose off and toss it at a vicar..."



why do we even bother to be here:

how they survive so misguided is a mystery.

repugnant is a creature who would squander the ability,

to lift an eye to heaven, conscious of his fleeting time here.

EDITED_BY: coleman (1178054280)

"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood


colemanSILVER Member
big and good and broken
7,330 posts
Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay, United Kingdom


Posted:
ditto what the minx said
i'm feeling all warm and fuzzy inside after that perf circ rendition - i just watched the video that the mpeg fairy left on my pc while i was @ work today

its not like you killed someone!
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and you can see the results of moohaahaa's monkey-typewriter experiment right here .


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"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood


SmallBoy - xCarpal \'Tunnel
2,737 posts
Location: London


Posted:
(*Skips in, runs over an ashtray on his scooter, jumps on a shepherd, runs round with a pad of yellow stickers writing uselesss information down for stoned people to look at, rolls 3 phatt reefas with his left hand whilst stanind on his head, cleans the dust and ash off the table, pulls 14 "point of freezing" cans of beer out of the freezer, kisses BamBam for being the loveliest person in the whole world and me bestest ever friend in one hit, pauses to burp, scratches groinal area, picks Cole up and runs round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round with him, passes him a spliff, trips over shift in universal equilibrium, pokes annoying dwarflike creature in the ass with fire stick so he gets out of the way and proceeds to jump up and down with a "no more blue from the weekend feeling" before burning things whilst whispering "it's ok, I'm doing what you tell me .....BURN I TELL YOU BURNNNNNNN......... - MWA xxxxxxxxx*)

Anyone for a beer? -

Small Lardy Person In Disguise


[Nx?]BRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,749 posts
Location: Europe,Scotland,Both


Posted:
Yay! Happy Smallboy, I like!

This is a post by tom, all spelling is deleberate
-><- Kallisti


DeepSoulSheepGOLD Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
2,617 posts
Location: Berlin, Ireland


Posted:
wow, that's one of the most impressice things I've ever seen.

I live in a world of infinite possibilities.


UCOFSILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales


Posted:
Ive seen worse.

CantusSILVER Member
Tantamount to fatuity
15,966 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom


Posted:
Hey Colemole. You have too many PMs. Making it unpossible to pm you.

Meh


pie56member
5 posts
Location: shropshire


Posted:
PM? As in post mortem?

Faint heart never won fair lady


CantusSILVER Member
Tantamount to fatuity
15,966 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom


Posted:
erm yes. Coleman is a deranged lunatic with a penchant for collecting corpses, which he keeps in his hallway.

But earlier today, when i couriered over a fresh cadaver for him, I discovered that there were a few too many piled up behind the door. Meaning that the body i sent wouldn't fit through the letter box.

So now i have one slightly mouldering corpse attracting flies on my front yard and one cycle delivery company that refuses my custom (and keeps threatening to phone the police) to contend with.....


All because Coleman was a little overzealous in his hobby this week.

Meh


CantusSILVER Member
Tantamount to fatuity
15,966 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom


Posted:
Or, PM could instead stand for Private Message.

Which do you think is true?

Meh


[Nx?]BRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,749 posts
Location: Europe,Scotland,Both


Posted:
you can tell by the smell.

This is a post by tom, all spelling is deleberate
-><- Kallisti


CantusSILVER Member
Tantamount to fatuity
15,966 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom


Posted:
I thought we weren't going to mention Coleman's odour problems online Nix??


It's one of those things, like Tempest's wetting accidents, that we keep shushed about....

Meh


CharlesBRONZE Member
Corporate Circus Arts Entertainer
3,989 posts
Location: Auckland, New Zealand


Posted:
Not to mention a certain cuttlefish incident...

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* Is it Fair to all concerned?
* Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
* Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?


Helz BellzSILVER Member
lovin' it...
2,444 posts
Location: Bristol!, United Kingdom


Posted:
Cole....psssst....

I'll whisper cos it'll be a bit boring for everyone else.....

I've registered for next term.....we're doing Marketing Communication on Monday's and Planning on Thursday's...will we be in the same class again??

Right....boring bit over

Ping??

Live well, love much, laugh often...

Official O.B.E.S.E. cheerleader


UCOFSILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales


Posted:
PONG!

colemanSILVER Member
big and good and broken
7,330 posts
Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay, United Kingdom


Posted:
wow! just had a great weekend and i come in here to find nothing but a bunch of lovely nut jobs havin fun

smallboy: glad to see you smiling mister but if i've told you once, i've told you a million times so this is your last warning - get off my shepherd and stop poking my dwarf.

dss and nix: please don't encourage him. he's not big and he's only very slightly cleverer than most.

jon: smells.

c@tnuts: where do you get your information? it's scarily accurate my friend.
however, being the person of short attention span that i am, i have renounced my cadaver collection in place of a fairly unsightly addiction to old age pensioners' toenails. it began with just the clippings of the few antique corpses i had stashed in the airing cupboard.
now i regularly find myself cruising past charity shops in search of easily toppled grannies wearing sandles. it's far from a perfect pastime but it keeps me out of the library.
at the very least that should explain why i haven't replied to your email yet anyway...

charles: have you been in here before? if not, then hello have a cuppa and mind out for that fraggle chap - his charms are not to be underestimated - highly powerful yet with questionable intent

hels: psssst. i reckon we're in the same monday class - if i ever register that is! must send off form, must send off form, must send off form...


for all that have tried to pm me, i have recently done that clearout thing so it should be cool now.

this week i will be mostly waiting for the weekend (!!!!3dayLCmentalness!!!!) and wishing i had more money for juggling equipment (which reminds me - note to self: severely punish that minx lolli for choosing the same colour aerotech balls as me ).

question of the week: why can't i get white fluozies?

"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood


dromepixieveteran
1,463 posts
Location: Florida


Posted:
Cause surely you have enough already! Fluosie hogger you are! Anyhows babe dropped by to say hello and give you a big cause me felt like it.

Here have a sliff too!
Hugs,
drome

JUGGLEwithyourmind!


Helz BellzSILVER Member
lovin' it...
2,444 posts
Location: Bristol!, United Kingdom


Posted:
psssst....your mailbox is still full....can't PM you...

Ah well, was only gonna say if you want me to come and pick you up (fnar fnar) on Friday cos you'll have the tent etc just let me know - it's no problemo. I might require a little sliffage on the way home, but I'm sure that won't be a problem now will it??

Live well, love much, laugh often...

Official O.B.E.S.E. cheerleader


bluecatgeek, level 1
5,300 posts
Location: everywhere


Posted:
yup. i wanted to message you too!


just wanted to argue beats with you...hehehe


Holistic Spinner (I hope)


CantusSILVER Member
Tantamount to fatuity
15,966 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom


Posted:
there are no beats....

Meh


CharlesBRONZE Member
Corporate Circus Arts Entertainer
3,989 posts
Location: Auckland, New Zealand


Posted:
Yes there are. I found some!


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BamBamPooh-Bah
1,810 posts
Location: London


Posted:
Morning honey

Babe I'm trying to send you a PM but your box is full I'm not on my e-mail yet.....

?????

Bammy

A kiss blown is a kiss wasted, the only kind of kiss is a kiss tasted.

I'm a woman. We don't say what we want, but we reserve the right to be pissed off if we don't get it. That's what makes us so fascinating and not just a LITTLE bit scary.


CantusSILVER Member
Tantamount to fatuity
15,966 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom


Posted:
and coleman doesn't reply to emails....

Meh


MoohaahaaBRONZE Member
enthusiast
382 posts
Location: In Ger Land, India


Posted:
Coleman you stinking fat monkey whore.

Just popping by to say I love you

How was liquid. What day is it? No action from you here today if its monday, so it must´ve been good I guess. Or bad, or maybe just indifferent. I´m in La Serena. We just scored

Hmmmmm

Some things you have to see to believe, but
Some things you have to believe in to see.


colemanSILVER Member
big and good and broken
7,330 posts
Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay, United Kingdom


Posted:
ahh, tis the lover of odourous apes of the night.
well i miss you too darling

monday was yesterday. bank holiday it was which is why i wasn't here
liquid never happened.
spent a night on dartmoor with some lovely people that you know well and had a spontaneous sunny day out in devon.
was in a car crash on a motorway on the way home which sucked but everyone is okay which rocks
i am off work now and i have codeine which is f*ckin ace
i have to hop around cos my leg is a bit bruised and swollen but i am probably just bein a wuss and milking all the pampering that i am recieving from my family and friends
gonna watch some dvd's and chill out - possibly for the rest of the week.

keep rockin chile and jonny...
skin up

hrum hrooooom.

"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood


simian110% MONKEY EVERY TIME ALL THE TIME JUST CANT STOP THE MONKEY
3,149 posts
Location: London


Posted:
i'm sickened how you depraved jugglists can take something as pure and innocent as a love of monkeys and turn it into something so base, pornographic and curiously arousing.



i saw a video Martin had shot of you spinning aerotechs at some party from early this year. You were doing the tangly-up-untangly thing lots, and some of the untangle-tangly-up thing too. And you did some stuff where the strings didn't touch at all. That was wierd. All in all it was a bit good, and went on for far too long without hardly any bits where it went wrong. Apart from two mistakes doing tuck-turns of all things. That made me laugh.

Anyway

Have you noticed that if you spin a meteor with a two handed poi-style, then try an isolated separation at the side, then it goes all wierd and 90 degrees out of where it should be?

It is strange and tangenty, and smells like trigonometry. Which made me think of you

"Switching between different kinds of chuu chuu sometimes gives this "urgh wtf?" effect because it's giving people the phi phenomenon."


KatBRONZE Member
Pooh-Bah
2,211 posts
Location: London, Wales (UK)


Posted:
Cole - my 'left' theory has been confirmed

quote:
The tracking has always pulled to the left, and Vauxhall have never managed to permanently fix it. The powered steering cuts out now and again, and Vauxhall can't find the fault.

For review check here

When you guys all better, I'll put on a big vat of tea in Tooting and we'll have a juggly spinny night in London - although I can't offer the starry Devon Sky, at least we shall have some music.

Come faeries, take me out of this dull world, for I would ride with you upon the wind and dance upon the mountains like a flame.

- W B Yeats


UCOFSILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales


Posted:
yes....coleman does smell rather like trigonometry.

i just thought he smelt of fish..

*better pass this on*

Ping?

KatBRONZE Member
Pooh-Bah
2,211 posts
Location: London, Wales (UK)


Posted:
Pong

How was Reading UCF?

Come faeries, take me out of this dull world, for I would ride with you upon the wind and dance upon the mountains like a flame.

- W B Yeats


BamBamPooh-Bah
1,810 posts
Location: London


Posted:
Ohhh Sir Cole honey I just found you on page 4 (it's really not good enough you know).

Are you still up for a weekend visit from Bammy????

Bammy

A kiss blown is a kiss wasted, the only kind of kiss is a kiss tasted.

I'm a woman. We don't say what we want, but we reserve the right to be pissed off if we don't get it. That's what makes us so fascinating and not just a LITTLE bit scary.


colemanSILVER Member
big and good and broken
7,330 posts
Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay, United Kingdom


Posted:
i almost forgot it was here...
thank-you miss bams.
weekend visit sounds great and i may even drag myself down to clapham on the sunday for a certain young lady's birthday celebrations - sounds like too much cake to miss
besides, i'll be in work on monday so i have to get out and have some fun first, just to make sure i'm up to working again

simian, light this trigonometry incense stick and give it to ucof to hold - it smells nice and makes angles easier to see.
the angles are well important apparently - pacino said so in carlito's way: "when you can't see the angles no more, you in trouble baby, you in trouble."
the sticks should help us out there.
that video that martin got is possibly the only one ever of me spinning at a party - which is where i tend to do my best spinning.
got something on the way that'll blow that clip away though...
by the way, what's a 'tuck turn'?

kat hope you like the smell around here - if not blame the monkey and that young child giggling in the corner.
and i don't normally geek out in here but if you really want to know how hyperloops work, ask me next time i see ya

"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood


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