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UCOFSILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales


Posted:
Name: Jon, JonCof, Master UCOF, UCOF, JonnyUCOF, Oiyou, or something along those lines.



Location: Right here. Apparently right now too. (London) Boat with simian.



Hometown: Harrow (North West London) but now live in Southall (West London)



DOB: 30/ 6/ 1985



Age:20 and a half.



Sex:Male



Occupation(s): Woprks fo r hte Discovery Channel and Animal Planet as a video tape librarian. Basically, if it wasnt for us, neither of these channels (or the 30 or so sub channels) would be on air biggrin



Favorite Food(s): Fish fingers, instant mashed potato and baked beans. Lasagne. Pizza.



Favorite Color(s): UV Green and Black together.



Toys: Poi, Stick, Sticks, Contact Stick, Contact Sticks, Balls, Clubs, Rings, Hoops, CJ and other things I cant think of right now.



Hobbies other than the obvious: Getting stoned, meeting people, eating out, eating people, eating people out, travelling to work.



Education: GCSEs and A Levels (in Physics, German, General studies and IT) biggrin



Favorite Book(s): Yellow Pages



Favorite Movie(s): Forrest Hump, Pulp Friction, Romancing the Bone, Snow White and the Seven Sailors, Saving Ryan's Privates, Buffy the Vampire Layer, Teenage Mutant Ninja Dildoes, Rambone, Monty's Python and the Holey Girl, E-Three: The Extra Testicle.



Favorite TV show(s):The IT Crowd and other things that make me laugh.



Plans for life in general: (i.e. what you want to do when you grow up) A giraffe (and/ or) on crack.



Favorite Music Artists/Composers: 2 many DJs, UK Hip Hop, stuff I can dance to



Favorie ice cream flavor(s): Straight wink



Marmite, Vegemite, or Nutella? Nutella.



hello...seems eveyone is getting their own intro thread nowerdays and we thought that if we didnt jump on the bandwaggon, we would miss the boat.



The United Chains of Fire are mainly Jonathan and Chris (plus others)..but tis mainly jonathan who posts on here...

Ive met most of the UK crew and if there are any of you out there who i havent...we will meet you asap.



Our Website



much hugs, love and other random thingys <img src=" title="" src="graemlins/hug.gif" />



------added after cass' reply---

(changing into The United Chains of Fire is currently Jonathan speaking as in Chris is from this moment onwards Frosty Poi)



ok then...my main toy is poi(hey thats rhymes...cool) but I also do staffing, doubles, diablo, juggling, contact juggling and Astro Jax. I havent gone anywhere near devil sticks as they are stupidly hard...and I dont have much perserverance.



*edit* the last sentence is now pure bullsht.



jonathan is 17



We goto school together in the shithole which is Dr. Challoners Grammar School, Amersham and we have done for 4 years



It was Frosty Poi who got me into poi on a german exchange trip last october. i got the chase in 1 minute...and the 3 beat in about 5



i like nutella, cheese and sara lee double chocolate gateaux...cos its bloody fantastically chocolatly lovely



[ 17. June 2003, 22:29: Message edited by: The United Chains of Fire (Jon) ]

AsenaGOLD Member
What a Bummer
3,224 posts
Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire, United Kingdom


Posted:
the lil bullies! Get weapon X some more friends! so they can have gang wars...

SkulduggeryGOLD Member
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales


Posted:
Hels you can borrow Widget the rat killer. I'd be more than happy to lend him to you so he can stack mice up under your dining room table instead of rats under mine. I swear the rat population down by the canal must be halved at least! ubblol

Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!


AsenaGOLD Member
What a Bummer
3,224 posts
Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire, United Kingdom


Posted:
hey skul, you could make a rat fur skin coat! oooh, it would be dead sexy! especially from canal rats! ubblol

alien_oddityCarpal \'Tunnel
7,193 posts
Location: in the trees


Posted:
did someone say something about furry soft things???


me likes


*finds a nice warm, soft, comefy place to sleep*

UCOFSILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales


Posted:
Vixen: kiss Hooray for cryptic messages! bounce And that link with the animals on teh underground is BRILLIANT! How did you find it? hug2



Konsti: Thank you very much for your mushroom man. Its great. When you getting over here and visiting us then? Huh? shrug hug



Tinklepants: Please dont post pictures like that in this thread. Its scary enough without that wierdo here. I felt violently sick the first time I saw that picture, and when I saw it again when you posted, a little bit of sick entered my mouth. So thanks for that wink



Hels: My dear, Im working 19:00- 07:30 on Friday, Saturday and Sunday nights only. I have the rest of the week off biggrin Any news on the mouse situation? Oh hang on, we may have him back by the time you read this... umm



Mech: No... simian and I own the cat.... well.. its actually a free spirit.. peace



To the rest of you, kiss hug Ravehead gets a special mention as he doesnt come in here very often, or perhaps I havent noticed... redface



Not having access to the Internet during the week sucks. I can only get on here at a god forsaken hour, on weekend nights, which is when all my friends are off playing things and being stuff.

Bulldog will be getting called again soon.



only 3hrs 40 left frown

TinklePantsGOLD Member
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Location: Edinburgh burgh burrrrrr, United Kingdom


Posted:
*gives jon some milkshake to get sicky taste out of his mouth*

smile

Always use "so's your face" and "only on Tuesdays" in as many conversations possible


UCOFSILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales


Posted:
mmmmm... milkshake smile
Thank you. kiss

I have just printed off a barcode for the word "BADGER" on our sticky lable barcode printer (suprisingly).
It looks like this: thin line, space, thick line, thick line, thick line, thin line, etc rolleyes

Weapon X is being disarmed and redeployed sometime today (Sunday). The Princesses have agreed to bring him back to us. I do not know if he was sucessful, or if the mouse is now just avoiding the cat.
Monkey reckons we might have more mice on the boat! eek He said he heard scrabbling. Wether he overheard me endulging in a late night word game, or we do actually have mice, I cannot tell. Only time can do that now...

RicheeBRONZE Member
HOP librarian
1,841 posts
Location: Prague, Czech. Republic


Posted:
Marry xmass Jon smile,

:R

POI THEO(R)IST


UCOFSILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales


Posted:
Merry Xmas matey kiss hug2

VixenSILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,276 posts
Location: Oxfordshire/Wiltshire, United Kingdom


Posted:
Have you got those things from that guy? xxx

tHeReS gOoD aNd EvIl iN EaCh InDiViDuAl fIrE, iDeNtIfIeS nEeDs AnD fEeDs OuR dEsIrEs.


colemanSILVER Member
big and good and broken
7,330 posts
Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay, United Kingdom


Posted:
Written by: Vixen


Have you got those things from that guy? xxx




eek

if you have, i recommend quickly heading to the doctors for some cream.

you don't wanna leave those kind of 'things' unchecked... wink


cole. x

"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood


strugzBRONZE Member
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Location: Southampton - Possibly..., United Kingdom


Posted:
ubblol

"...We don't stop playing because we get old, we get old because we stop playing......."


TinklePantsGOLD Member
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4,219 posts
Location: Edinburgh burgh burrrrrr, United Kingdom


Posted:
Written by: coleman


Written by: Vixen


Have you got those things from that guy? xxx




eek

if you have, i recommend quickly heading to the doctors for some cream.

you don't wanna leave those kind of 'things' unchecked... wink


cole. x




Seaside visitors by any chance? lmao ubbangel

Always use "so's your face" and "only on Tuesdays" in as many conversations possible


VixenSILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,276 posts
Location: Oxfordshire/Wiltshire, United Kingdom


Posted:
No no no.... not THOSE things!

tHeReS gOoD aNd EvIl iN EaCh InDiViDuAl fIrE, iDeNtIfIeS nEeDs AnD fEeDs OuR dEsIrEs.


TinklePantsGOLD Member
Clique Infiltrator, Cunning Linguist and Master Debator
4,219 posts
Location: Edinburgh burgh burrrrrr, United Kingdom


Posted:
creepy creepy
in your pants
creepy creepy
you think its ants
scratchy scratchy
like a wee mouse
look under your nail
oh no - its a pubic louse!

Tinklepants - your one-stop shop for on-the-spot poetry.

Damn I'm good!

*licks finger and puts on butt so it sizzles*
*tssssssssssss*

Always use "so's your face" and "only on Tuesdays" in as many conversations possible


KaelGotRiceGOLD Member
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1,584 posts
Location: Angels Landing, USA


Posted:
I got my sex ed from HoP. Thanks everyone

wink

To do: More Firedrums 08 video?

Wildfire/US East coast fire footage

LA/EDC glow/fire footage

Fresno fire


TinklePantsGOLD Member
Clique Infiltrator, Cunning Linguist and Master Debator
4,219 posts
Location: Edinburgh burgh burrrrrr, United Kingdom


Posted:
I taught myself...

(yeah, analyse that!) ubbangel

Always use "so's your face" and "only on Tuesdays" in as many conversations possible


Wild ChildSILVER Member
Star Trekker
1,733 posts
Location: Cheshire, United Kingdom


Posted:
Have a lovely Christams hun hug2kiss Hope to see you early in the new year - I need a Jonny-hug BAAAD! :hug;

'The last rays of crimson on the spindle tree as the cerise fruit splits and reveals its orange seeds in a gloriously clashing colour scheme no-one would ever dare to wear'
Euonymous Europeus


UCOFSILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales


Posted:
I need hugs too my dear smile hug

Today is Christmas. Today im feeling frown and smile

blah blah blah blah blah blah.

So far I have recieved A red/blue proball and A 75mm acrylic. I expect one and three more of each respectivly.

Must go, sister wants to get changed. rolleyes

Havea lovely day to whoever reads this.

LazyAngelGOLD Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
2,895 posts
Location: Cambridge UK


Posted:
Have a great Christmas Jon! hug

Because ActiveAngel sounds like a feminine deodorant

Like sex, I'm much more interesting in real life than online.

'Be the change you want to see in the world around you' - Ghandi


TinklePantsGOLD Member
Clique Infiltrator, Cunning Linguist and Master Debator
4,219 posts
Location: Edinburgh burgh burrrrrr, United Kingdom


Posted:
Hope you had a good christmas Jonny biggrin hug hug hug

Always use "so's your face" and "only on Tuesdays" in as many conversations possible


VixenSILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,276 posts
Location: Oxfordshire/Wiltshire, United Kingdom


Posted:
how many jugglers does it take change a light bulb?

Ten. One to change it, eight to say "I can do that" and the tenth to say "That's my trick!"

hehehe xxx

tHeReS gOoD aNd EvIl iN EaCh InDiViDuAl fIrE, iDeNtIfIeS nEeDs AnD fEeDs OuR dEsIrEs.


=Flashpoint=SILVER Member
Pasta of Muppets
2,722 posts
Location: in the interwebs..., United Kingdom


Posted:
Hope you had a good christmas and excellent Noo Yeer!

ubbrollsmile

ohmygodlaserbeamspewpewpew!
ubbrollsmileubbrollsmileubbrollsmileubbrollsmile


Gayle......!SILVER Member
Pooh-Bah
2,444 posts
Location: Bristol !!!!!!, United Kingdom


Posted:
Where are you Jonny? I miss you ubbcrying

Come back soon and make me do this ----> biggrin

Gayle.....!


SkulduggeryGOLD Member
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales


Posted:
Jonny only comes on line when he is at work and he now only works nights 7pm -7am Friday, Saturday and Sunday. This just means you have to phone him more often and bug him to talk to you that way ubblol



The bonus of this is you sometimes get to chat to Simian too! Woooo Hooooo!

Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!


AsenaGOLD Member
What a Bummer
3,224 posts
Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire, United Kingdom


Posted:
I've noticed a severe lack of UCOF too.... frown

MynciBRONZE Member
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom


Posted:
Happy christmas dude. hope you had a good new year...

tongue

A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.


UCOFSILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales


Posted:
Goddamn... so Im back at work now biggrin

Christmas was much better than I had made out to some, but thats only cos at the time I thought it was rubbish.

A happy new year to all of you and I hope I see more of each of you than I did last year. bounce ubblove biggrin

Vixen: I had heard the same joke with the punchline of "One juggler, but lots of lightbulbs" ubblol

AsenaGOLD Member
What a Bummer
3,224 posts
Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire, United Kingdom


Posted:
yayyyyy! happy new year! y are you smiling to be back at work!?

work... yuk, i hate it!

UCOFSILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales


Posted:
Im trying to keep my head down as much as possible...
I should have started already...and there are a lot of people here anyway... confused

ubbangel


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