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Location: South Wales
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Location: South Wales
Posted:
Name: Jon, JonCof, Master UCOF, UCOF, JonnyUCOF, Oiyou, or something along those lines.
Location: Right here. Apparently right now too. (London) Boat with simian.
Hometown: Harrow (North West London) but now live in Southall (West London)
DOB: 30/ 6/ 1985
Age:20 and a half.
Sex:Male
Occupation(s): Woprks fo r hte Discovery Channel and Animal Planet as a video tape librarian. Basically, if it wasnt for us, neither of these channels (or the 30 or so sub channels) would be on air
Favorite Food(s): Fish fingers, instant mashed potato and baked beans. Lasagne. Pizza.
Favorite Color(s): UV Green and Black together.
Toys: Poi, Stick, Sticks, Contact Stick, Contact Sticks, Balls, Clubs, Rings, Hoops, CJ and other things I cant think of right now.
Hobbies other than the obvious: Getting stoned, meeting people, eating out, eating people, eating people out, travelling to work.
Education: GCSEs and A Levels (in Physics, German, General studies and IT)
Favorite Book(s): Yellow Pages
Favorite Movie(s): Forrest Hump, Pulp Friction, Romancing the Bone, Snow White and the Seven Sailors, Saving Ryan's Privates, Buffy the Vampire Layer, Teenage Mutant Ninja Dildoes, Rambone, Monty's Python and the Holey Girl, E-Three: The Extra Testicle.
Favorite TV show(s):The IT Crowd and other things that make me laugh.
Plans for life in general: (i.e. what you want to do when you grow up) A giraffe (and/ or) on crack.
Favorite Music Artists/Composers: 2 many DJs, UK Hip Hop, stuff I can dance to
Favorie ice cream flavor(s): Straight
Marmite, Vegemite, or Nutella? Nutella.
hello...seems eveyone is getting their own intro thread nowerdays and we thought that if we didnt jump on the bandwaggon, we would miss the boat.
The United Chains of Fire are mainly Jonathan and Chris (plus others)..but tis mainly jonathan who posts on here...
Ive met most of the UK crew and if there are any of you out there who i havent...we will meet you asap.
Our Website
much hugs, love and other random thingys![<img src=]()
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------added after cass' reply---
(changing into The United Chains of Fire is currently Jonathan speaking as in Chris is from this moment onwards Frosty Poi)
ok then...my main toy is poi(hey thats rhymes...cool) but I also do staffing, doubles, diablo, juggling, contact juggling and Astro Jax. I havent gone anywhere near devil sticks as they are stupidly hard...and I dont have much perserverance.
*edit* the last sentence is now pure bullsht.
jonathan is 17
We goto school together in the shithole which is Dr. Challoners Grammar School, Amersham and we have done for 4 years
It was Frosty Poi who got me into poi on a german exchange trip last october. i got the chase in 1 minute...and the 3 beat in about 5
i like nutella, cheese and sara lee double chocolate gateaux...cos its bloody fantastically chocolatly lovely
[ 17. June 2003, 22:29: Message edited by: The United Chains of Fire (Jon) ]
Name: Jon, JonCof, Master UCOF, UCOF, JonnyUCOF, Oiyou, or something along those lines.
Location: Right here. Apparently right now too. (London) Boat with simian.
Hometown: Harrow (North West London) but now live in Southall (West London)
DOB: 30/ 6/ 1985
Age:20 and a half.
Sex:Male
Occupation(s): Woprks fo r hte Discovery Channel and Animal Planet as a video tape librarian. Basically, if it wasnt for us, neither of these channels (or the 30 or so sub channels) would be on air
Favorite Food(s): Fish fingers, instant mashed potato and baked beans. Lasagne. Pizza.
Favorite Color(s): UV Green and Black together.
Toys: Poi, Stick, Sticks, Contact Stick, Contact Sticks, Balls, Clubs, Rings, Hoops, CJ and other things I cant think of right now.
Hobbies other than the obvious: Getting stoned, meeting people, eating out, eating people, eating people out, travelling to work.
Education: GCSEs and A Levels (in Physics, German, General studies and IT)
Favorite Book(s): Yellow Pages
Favorite Movie(s): Forrest Hump, Pulp Friction, Romancing the Bone, Snow White and the Seven Sailors, Saving Ryan's Privates, Buffy the Vampire Layer, Teenage Mutant Ninja Dildoes, Rambone, Monty's Python and the Holey Girl, E-Three: The Extra Testicle.
Favorite TV show(s):The IT Crowd and other things that make me laugh.
Plans for life in general: (i.e. what you want to do when you grow up) A giraffe (and/ or) on crack.
Favorite Music Artists/Composers: 2 many DJs, UK Hip Hop, stuff I can dance to
Favorie ice cream flavor(s): Straight
Marmite, Vegemite, or Nutella? Nutella.
hello...seems eveyone is getting their own intro thread nowerdays and we thought that if we didnt jump on the bandwaggon, we would miss the boat.
The United Chains of Fire are mainly Jonathan and Chris (plus others)..but tis mainly jonathan who posts on here...
Ive met most of the UK crew and if there are any of you out there who i havent...we will meet you asap.
Our Website
much hugs, love and other random thingys
------added after cass' reply---
(changing into The United Chains of Fire is currently Jonathan speaking as in Chris is from this moment onwards Frosty Poi)
ok then...my main toy is poi(hey thats rhymes...cool) but I also do staffing, doubles, diablo, juggling, contact juggling and Astro Jax. I havent gone anywhere near devil sticks as they are stupidly hard...and I dont have much perserverance.
*edit* the last sentence is now pure bullsht.
jonathan is 17
We goto school together in the shithole which is Dr. Challoners Grammar School, Amersham and we have done for 4 years
It was Frosty Poi who got me into poi on a german exchange trip last october. i got the chase in 1 minute...and the 3 beat in about 5
i like nutella, cheese and sara lee double chocolate gateaux...cos its bloody fantastically chocolatly lovely
[ 17. June 2003, 22:29: Message edited by: The United Chains of Fire (Jon) ]
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lovin' it...
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lovin' it...
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Posted:
OI!!!!
Clear out your Inbox hun - can't send you a reply to your PM until you do!!!
MWAH
OI!!!!
Clear out your Inbox hun - can't send you a reply to your PM until you do!!!
MWAH
Live well, love much, laugh often...
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big and good and broken
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Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay, United Kingdom
Posted:
yeah!
how am i supposed to be nice if i can't do it without everyone seeing.
i'll kill my rep...
yeah!
how am i supposed to be nice if i can't do it without everyone seeing.
i'll kill my rep...
"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood
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Pooh-Bah
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Location: London, Wales (UK)
Pooh-Bah
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Location: London, Wales (UK)
Posted:
UCF dearie - missed you at Spitz last night Look forward to seeing you once you have finished all those horried exams or before if you can escape.
UCF dearie - missed you at Spitz last night Look forward to seeing you once you have finished all those horried exams or before if you can escape.
Come faeries, take me out of this dull world, for I would ride with you upon the wind and dance upon the mountains like a flame.
- W B Yeats
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Location: South Wales
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Posted:
done it..
done it..
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Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
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Location: Over There, United Kingdom
Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
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Location: Over There, United Kingdom
Posted:
*wanders in with some pink chocolate for everyone*
Hey UCOF honey, got some choccy for you!
*wanders in with some pink chocolate for everyone*
Hey UCOF honey, got some choccy for you!
Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...
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Location: Florida
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Location: Florida
Posted:
Hello darling!
I be missing your random bottom! Hope that you will get it down to the next spits.
Oh pink chocolate!!!! Wahooey! OMG PINK CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!!!! PINK PINK PINK!
*WARNING PINK ATTACK PINK ATTACK PINK PINK PINK ATTACK!*
pink pixie hugs
drome
Hello darling!
I be missing your random bottom! Hope that you will get it down to the next spits.
Oh pink chocolate!!!! Wahooey! OMG PINK CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!!!! PINK PINK PINK!
*WARNING PINK ATTACK PINK ATTACK PINK PINK PINK ATTACK!*
pink pixie hugs
drome
JUGGLEwithyourmind!
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HOP Mad Doctor
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HOP Mad Doctor
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Posted:
I'm a leukocyte and that's OK,
I work all night and I sleep all day
I secrete antibodies, I eat my bugs
....
Ok, never mind. That wasn't going anywhere.
I'm a leukocyte and that's OK,
I work all night and I sleep all day
I secrete antibodies, I eat my bugs
....
Ok, never mind. That wasn't going anywhere.
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
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Posted:
mistress of pink: thank you darling and i still love you to bits.
drome: argh! duck the pink attack!
mikey mikey moo moo: you coming back to us soon?
mistress of pink: thank you darling and i still love you to bits.
drome: argh! duck the pink attack!
mikey mikey moo moo: you coming back to us soon?
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HOP Mad Doctor
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Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Posted:
Jon, are you flirting with me?
Jon, are you flirting with me?
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
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Tantamount to fatuity
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Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Posted:
Male, female, beast of the field, wing backed chair....they're all the same to Jon.
Male, female, beast of the field, wing backed chair....they're all the same to Jon.
Meh
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Location: South Wales
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Posted:
fair play.
fair play.
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Location: Florida
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Posted:
Hallo dahling!
How was the examo situation and when does the bloody thing stop?! You need free time to grow and expand and be influenced by horrible horrible nutty nutters!
And anyways you have a big bigupjob to do ! Whot are you doing reading! Go big up man you offered and I dont think that you are doing your job properly you see I had to go do bigup help man and thats just hardcore...
Anyways I'll save your spanking for laterz preferably when DFQ is about cause 'its all about spanking eh'
hugs spanks
drome
Hallo dahling!
How was the examo situation and when does the bloody thing stop?! You need free time to grow and expand and be influenced by horrible horrible nutty nutters!
And anyways you have a big bigupjob to do ! Whot are you doing reading! Go big up man you offered and I dont think that you are doing your job properly you see I had to go do bigup help man and thats just hardcore...
Anyways I'll save your spanking for laterz preferably when DFQ is about cause 'its all about spanking eh'
hugs spanks
drome
JUGGLEwithyourmind!
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Posted:
(finally worked out how to do these originally posted by thingies..)
quote:You what?
Originally posted by dromepixie:
And anyways you have a big bigupjob to do ! Whot are you doing reading! Go big up man you offered and I dont think that you are doing your job properly you see I had to go do bigup help man and thats just hardcore...
(finally worked out how to do these originally posted by thingies..)
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Posted:
I spend all that time making a funny post and you dont even get it! Tha bigging up of the clap of common people! Wahoo! The big toy gathering!
Hugs
drome
I spend all that time making a funny post and you dont even get it! Tha bigging up of the clap of common people! Wahoo! The big toy gathering!
Hugs
drome
JUGGLEwithyourmind!
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Location: South Wales
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Posted:
erm..yeh.
moving swiftly on..
i need a banana or some friends..or a girlfriend with whom i could make sweet love to all the hours of the day up in my room and she would love it and always ask for more and then tell all her sexy friends and they would be queueing all the way round the block just to make unbridled hardcore steamy sex in my room.
well, thats the plan anyway.
erm..yeh.
moving swiftly on..
i need a banana or some friends..or a girlfriend with whom i could make sweet love to all the hours of the day up in my room and she would love it and always ask for more and then tell all her sexy friends and they would be queueing all the way round the block just to make unbridled hardcore steamy sex in my room.
well, thats the plan anyway.
110% MONKEY EVERY TIME ALL THE TIME JUST CANT STOP THE MONKEY
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Posted:
well i've got some bananas.
well i've got some bananas.
"Switching between different kinds of chuu chuu sometimes gives this "urgh wtf?" effect because it's giving people the phi phenomenon."
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Posted:
got any friends i can have?
got any friends i can have?
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Pooh-Bah
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Location: London, Wales (UK)
Pooh-Bah
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Location: London, Wales (UK)
Posted:
Ding Dong merrily I'm high
on good spirits only alas..
How are you today sweetling - feeling any better?
Don't mind if I have a little boogey in your thread do you? Bought some new tunes and I'm still bibodibopping
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Ding Dong merrily I'm high
on good spirits only alas..
How are you today sweetling - feeling any better?
Don't mind if I have a little boogey in your thread do you? Bought some new tunes and I'm still bibodibopping
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Come faeries, take me out of this dull world, for I would ride with you upon the wind and dance upon the mountains like a flame.
- W B Yeats
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Posted:
im feeling bouncy...like a pair of rather large breasts on a female jogger who isnt wearing a bra.
its cos i got a good nights sleep and im listenign to drum and bass.
and i changed the position of my bedroom..no...wait..just the bed.
Kat...have you got any friends i can borrow?
im feeling bouncy...like a pair of rather large breasts on a female jogger who isnt wearing a bra.
its cos i got a good nights sleep and im listenign to drum and bass.
and i changed the position of my bedroom..no...wait..just the bed.
Kat...have you got any friends i can borrow?
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Pooh-Bah
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Pooh-Bah
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Location: London, Wales (UK)
Posted:
Lets see, friends you can borrow. Hmmm, I can rent them out to you at a rate of 2 hugs per hour. They have a tendency to abuse alcohol and smoke though as well as other substances and I really cannot vouch for their characters. My mother does not approve of my friends. Hell, I don't approve of my friends
Lets see, friends you can borrow. Hmmm, I can rent them out to you at a rate of 2 hugs per hour. They have a tendency to abuse alcohol and smoke though as well as other substances and I really cannot vouch for their characters. My mother does not approve of my friends. Hell, I don't approve of my friends
Come faeries, take me out of this dull world, for I would ride with you upon the wind and dance upon the mountains like a flame.
- W B Yeats
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Posted:
well...i think i shouldnt borrow any of your friends....well...not for another 6 weeks until my exams are over and i can smoke again..
and ive already nicked most of Frostypoi's friends..
I owe so much to that bloke he will never know.
well...i think i shouldnt borrow any of your friends....well...not for another 6 weeks until my exams are over and i can smoke again..
and ive already nicked most of Frostypoi's friends..
I owe so much to that bloke he will never know.
Pooh-Bah
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Location: London
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Location: London
Posted:
Booo
Booo
A kiss blown is a kiss wasted, the only kind of kiss is a kiss tasted.
I'm a woman. We don't say what we want, but we reserve the right to be pissed off if we don't get it. That's what makes us so fascinating and not just a LITTLE bit scary.
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Posted:
ARGH!
ARGH!
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Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
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Location: Over There, United Kingdom
Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
6,140 posts
Location: Over There, United Kingdom
Posted:
*Randomly runs into UCOF's thread hugs him then runs out*
*Randomly runs into UCOF's thread hugs him then runs out*
Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...
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Location: South Wales
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Location: South Wales
Posted:
not bad...whats your downloaded total?
mines now at 873...and counting...
i love broadband.
not bad...whats your downloaded total?
mines now at 873...and counting...
i love broadband.
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Intrepid Penguin
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Intrepid Penguin
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Location: Australia
Posted:
hi
i'd write you back and tell you that i dont want to talk to you anymore either! but your pm box is full.....
*mwah!*
did you know, i tried to call you like.... THREE times today? or, your yesterday
or something
what day is it again?
hi
i'd write you back and tell you that i dont want to talk to you anymore either! but your pm box is full.....
*mwah!*
did you know, i tried to call you like.... THREE times today? or, your yesterday
or something
what day is it again?
Currently on the right side up of the world.
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Location: South Wales
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Posted:
inbox is empty now..
and i have left my phone at my dads house by mistake...feel naked without it..sorry honey.
you can PM me now tho..
inbox is empty now..
and i have left my phone at my dads house by mistake...feel naked without it..sorry honey.
you can PM me now tho..
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Location: South Wales
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Posted:
How to write a paper (the college way)
Sit in a straight, comfortable chair in a well lighted place and turn on your computer.
Check your e-mail and download some music.
Read over the assignment carefully, to make certain you understand
Walk down to the vending machines and buy some coffee to help you concentrate.
Check your e-mail and download some more music.
Decide to go hunt for inspiration and go visit your friend from class who lives on the other floor. If your friend hasn't started the paper yet either, you can both walk to Baskin Robbins and buy some ice cream to help you concentrate. If your friend shows you her paper, typed, double-spaced, and bound in one of those irritating see-thru plastic folders, drop her.
When you get back to your room, sit in a straight, comfortable chair in a clean, well lighted spot and stare at your computer screen. Play solitaire.
Read over the assignment again to make absolutely certain you understand it.
Check your e-mail.
You know, you haven't written to that kid you met at camp since fourth grade. You'd better write that letter now and get it out of the way so you can concentrate.
Look at your teeth in the bathroom mirror.
Listen to one side of your favorite tape and that's it, I mean it, as soon as it's over you are going to start that paper.
Listen to the other side.
Check your e-mail.
Rearrange all of your CDs in alphabetical order.
Phone your friend on the other floor and ask if she's started writing yet. Exchange derogatory remarks about your teacher, the course, the college, the world at large.
Sit in front of your computer
Read over the assignment again; roll the words across your tongue; savor its special flavor.
Check your e-mail and download some more music.
See what your buddy is doing next door and complain that you have a paper to write.
Fill out one of those surveys about yourself that you get online. designed especially for procrastination.
Phone your friend on the third floor to see if he was watching. Discuss the finer points of the plot.
Check your e-mail.
Look at your tongue in the bathroom mirror.
Look through your roommate's book of pictures from home. Ask who everyone is.
Sit down and do some serious thinking about your plans for the future.
Open your door and check to see if there are mysterious, trench coated strangers lurking in the hall.
Check your e-mail and download music.
Sit in a straight, comfortable chair in a clean, well lighted place. Stare at the blank monitor. Play minesweeper or solitaire and download some more music.
Read over the assignment one more time, just for heck of it.
Complain that your computer is too slow and your hard drive almost full. (Due to too much music.)
Lie face down on the floor and moan.
Check your e-mail and download music.
Leap up and write the paper.
Type the paper, and while you're at it, check your e-mail.
Complain to everyone that you didn't get any sleep because you had to write that damn paper.
How to write a paper (the college way)
Sit in a straight, comfortable chair in a well lighted place and turn on your computer.
Check your e-mail and download some music.
Read over the assignment carefully, to make certain you understand
Walk down to the vending machines and buy some coffee to help you concentrate.
Check your e-mail and download some more music.
Decide to go hunt for inspiration and go visit your friend from class who lives on the other floor. If your friend hasn't started the paper yet either, you can both walk to Baskin Robbins and buy some ice cream to help you concentrate. If your friend shows you her paper, typed, double-spaced, and bound in one of those irritating see-thru plastic folders, drop her.
When you get back to your room, sit in a straight, comfortable chair in a clean, well lighted spot and stare at your computer screen. Play solitaire.
Read over the assignment again to make absolutely certain you understand it.
Check your e-mail.
You know, you haven't written to that kid you met at camp since fourth grade. You'd better write that letter now and get it out of the way so you can concentrate.
Look at your teeth in the bathroom mirror.
Listen to one side of your favorite tape and that's it, I mean it, as soon as it's over you are going to start that paper.
Listen to the other side.
Check your e-mail.
Rearrange all of your CDs in alphabetical order.
Phone your friend on the other floor and ask if she's started writing yet. Exchange derogatory remarks about your teacher, the course, the college, the world at large.
Sit in front of your computer
Read over the assignment again; roll the words across your tongue; savor its special flavor.
Check your e-mail and download some more music.
See what your buddy is doing next door and complain that you have a paper to write.
Fill out one of those surveys about yourself that you get online. designed especially for procrastination.
Phone your friend on the third floor to see if he was watching. Discuss the finer points of the plot.
Check your e-mail.
Look at your tongue in the bathroom mirror.
Look through your roommate's book of pictures from home. Ask who everyone is.
Sit down and do some serious thinking about your plans for the future.
Open your door and check to see if there are mysterious, trench coated strangers lurking in the hall.
Check your e-mail and download music.
Sit in a straight, comfortable chair in a clean, well lighted place. Stare at the blank monitor. Play minesweeper or solitaire and download some more music.
Read over the assignment one more time, just for heck of it.
Complain that your computer is too slow and your hard drive almost full. (Due to too much music.)
Lie face down on the floor and moan.
Check your e-mail and download music.
Leap up and write the paper.
Type the paper, and while you're at it, check your e-mail.
Complain to everyone that you didn't get any sleep because you had to write that damn paper.
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Pooh-Bah
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Location: london, United Kingdom
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Location: london, United Kingdom
Posted:
here have some cake
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dammit those pesky rodents get eeeverywhere ITS NOT FOR YOU SQURREL ! SHOO ! SHOO i say!
here have some cake
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dammit those pesky rodents get eeeverywhere ITS NOT FOR YOU SQURREL ! SHOO ! SHOO i say!
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