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SmallBoy - xCarpal \'Tunnel
2,737 posts
Location: London


Posted:
Right go directly to the last page, make some tea, say hi, get a and then come back and read this un-interesting spin on an intro

Go on......and take your shoes off.....


Top o' tha morning to everyone.
Just to intro myself to the world:-
I'm Cam & I've been using poi since April 2002.
Hmmm....initially hooked because my mate Laura gave me a go at a warehouse party end of last year and within 10 mins about 10 fit girls came over and wanted a go. (Cool)
Since then I've met sooooo many lovely people that I feel happier than I have done for most of my adult life. On a scientific mission to find a spinner I don't like.....doesn't look like it's going to happen any time soon, you guys are lovely........
Took up staff spinning in November when the great and normally Late Knoxious put on a staff course, and have been doing contact since after Christmas when i purchased myself a decent stick.

I work in London in the city as an IT bod and go out raving about once or twice a month. Call myself SmallBoy as that's what the guys at my last job called me and I come in at about 5'6" Errrrrrmmmmm - what else to say?

Devil stixes - ooops, where did it all go wrong???.........

I am a guy
I am 23 - Edit - wooohoooo - I had a party, I got real messy......say no more.....
I spin poi type implements, (bigger the better when it's on fire) and staff
I am collecting burns and piles of crap (at least it looks like it when you peers into the depths of SmallRoom)
I am IT guru
Live in Hackney
I have a life sized model of the hanging gardens of babylon in the cupboard under the stairs
I have several medals from the last intergalactic ice-cream olympics and my current favourite is still pralines and cream.
I like Green, Bright Lights and Fluffy People - or any combination of the above
Interests include:- hugging sexy poi girls.......
and a looooooong way second:-
free parties, blue smarties, vodka, gin and paraffin,
PC's, THC's, teaching people 3 beat weaves,
Silver spoons, banging tunes, lights, prisms, hedonism,
acting fluffy, being scruffy, Sunshine, fluff, and burning stuff...... -

Previous Signatures (Idea stolen from Colemans thread )
I used to rebel against the system, now I realise it isn't worth the effort or the head****, it does enough damage to itself.

I don't rebel against the system, I created it for the misery of others (SmallBoy's Evil twin)

Insanity is a state of mind.
Sanity is a mind in a state

Hug me I'm ickle

Vote Green..........

Respect, reason and understanding.

Treat others how you wish to be treated

visit www.theworldofsmall.com - x

Missing One SmallGirl

waddafekyagonnadoaboutitt?

Small Person in Disguise

(More to follow)

Humour me, I'm nearly finished.........
Want to start teaching poi classes but need guinea pigs to practice on.......*hint* *cough* *nudge*, oh, mind the cup on the new coffee table, here have a coaster

Big special hugz for BamBam who introduced me to everyone in London and who I have to thank for so much more.
Big hugz for all my closest mates (you know who you are) for making me feel like I have a surrogate family, all the London spinners that make me feel loved and fluffy so often and bring joy into my day, and all the other people in the world for making my life what it is.

Tea is brewing on the side, cakes in the cupboard, straightjackets hanging on the hooks behind the door, please come in, sit down and make use of the beer - xxx


[ 01. November 2003, 01:40: Message edited by: BallSmoy ]

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SmallBoy - xCarpal \'Tunnel
2,737 posts
Location: London


Posted:
Never really been away, just PM'ing and stuff and posting in others intros.

But yeah, bored with no visitors - Muhahaha -

Small Lardy Person In Disguise


CassandraFroggie ... Ribbit !!!
4,224 posts
Location: Back in Paris... for now !


Posted:
SMOOOOCH
See you very soon
Hugs and smiles

Shine on
Cassandra

"I want brown bread... no, that is diesel oil..."
"So I was raised in Europe, where History comes from ..."
"NON !!! La Plume de mon oncle n est pas Bingibangibungi !!!"


SmallBoy - xCarpal \'Tunnel
2,737 posts
Location: London


Posted:
4 weeks-ish innit babe?

Big Hugz - xxxxxx

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SpiralOolering Man
729 posts
Location: Farnborough, Hampshire


Posted:
Are you coming to visit soon too smallboy? heard from somewhere you might be.....

Bram....member
1,551 posts
Location: the arms of the Ganja Goddess


Posted:
*brings in mushrooms* just picked em, good way to spend a lunch hour

You. Its whats for dinner!

As time passes, you realise all the mistakes you amde and the ones you wish you never did make.

The wave crashing on the beach


FlyntSILVER Member
Intrepid Penguin
5,635 posts
Location: Australia


Posted:
hmmmmm dont think i've posted in here yet...

*hugz* ello SmallBoy ` , hows things? hows the job hunting going? hope it all turns out good!

xoxoxox
Flynt

Currently on the right side up of the world.


CantusSILVER Member
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom


Posted:
Watch out. Bram gets his mushrooms from cow dung. Spiral et al have real mushrooms that just come from a field. The vegan picked out all the grass n stuff.

They've got about 1500 of them.

Meh


SmallBoy - xCarpal \'Tunnel
2,737 posts
Location: London


Posted:
Muhahahaha - I'm coming woo hoo.
(*Runs off to clean up*)

Just gotta figure out when's best to catch as many of you guys as poss, sort some accomodation for the time spent there, and not leave anyone back home feeling too abandoned by my lack of presence (Yeah right - lol)......

Don't know....gotta see my folks back home this weekend, fireworks night's coming up and we have the luvverly Cass coming Londonwards which I refuse to miss under any circumstance....but then I have absolutely fuck all to do with my life at moment other than play with fire ropes and sulk.

Let me know when evry1z free-est and I'll c what's going on.

Luv & Hugz
SmallOne

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simian110% MONKEY EVERY TIME ALL THE TIME JUST CANT STOP THE MONKEY
3,149 posts
Location: London


Posted:
Hellos and assorted greetings Boy of Smallnessness. Thought I'd better pay you a visit. Pretty nice place you got here, good location, easy parking. Only... I don't mean to be rude or anything, but there's a bit of a funny herby smell, and theres mushrooms all over the place. Maybe, you should think about getting a cleaner.
I hope you're doing peachy, or at least nectariney. I estimate that there's going to be about 0.0017 of the usual amount of hugs at spittalfields tonight without your presence. Send
me a text or summat so I know you're alive and haven't been abducted by scientists wanting to examine your narcotic-pickled brain.
Anyway, I suppose I better do some work. My boss will be wondering why working on a spreadsheet is making me grin to myself so much.
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Peace, love and monkey magic from Simian

"Switching between different kinds of chuu chuu sometimes gives this "urgh wtf?" effect because it's giving people the phi phenomenon."


SmallBoy - xCarpal \'Tunnel
2,737 posts
Location: London


Posted:
My lack of presence at Spitz????? -
Holy fuck - have I been banned or something????

I haven't missed one yet, and I'm not starting now........eeeeeeeeek best get onto the organisers and find out why my name's been taken off the list.

Oh, it hasn't been cancelled or anything and no fuckers told me or anything has it???

Grrrrrr - investigations ahoy.....

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simian110% MONKEY EVERY TIME ALL THE TIME JUST CANT STOP THE MONKEY
3,149 posts
Location: London


Posted:
Oh, I thought Jez said you weren't going tonight. Maybe he was talking about someone else. Or some other event. OR maybe he just said something about something entirely different and I just got confused. That happens a lot. I get confused in the presence of flashing lights, loud noises or by people talking to me. Particularly on Tuesdays. I never could get the hang of tuesdays...

"Switching between different kinds of chuu chuu sometimes gives this "urgh wtf?" effect because it's giving people the phi phenomenon."


stregAi*member
44 posts
Location: Rome


Posted:
hey small boy!
nice to see we got something in common (music & food tastes)
u know Kid Loco or Sigur Ròs? if so, u like em?
ever tried an italian cappuccino, smoking a joint? that's delicious! add some good drum'n'bass and a sofa and it's kinda heaven! take a jump as far as rome and get some here with me!
little honey kisses to u and c u soon.

The adventures first! Explanations take such a dreadful time...


SmallBoy - xCarpal \'Tunnel
2,737 posts
Location: London


Posted:
Na, u gotta watch out 4 Tuesdayz man, they'll fucking have you every time.

Oh and Mondayz, especially if you don't get any sleep and then it merges subtley into tuesday without you realising - Killer.

Anywayz, off for a fag, a slash, and a wander......fucking internet cafe's with no food and no loo's.....should just call it an internet meeting place (or losers are us or summin - grrrr)

If I gets lost on the way back - seizure all l8r.

Hugz 2y'all
Mwa - xxxxx

Small Lardy Person In Disguise


SmallBoy - xCarpal \'Tunnel
2,737 posts
Location: London


Posted:
stregAi

U & Me we has to talk - muhahahaha

I'll drop u a PM when I gets a "non-bladder bursting minute" minute.

If u haven't heard from me soon, feel free to drop me 1 1st, stoners memory.

L8rs -

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fluffy napalm fairyCarpal \'Tunnel
3,638 posts
Location: Brum / Dorset / Fairy Land


Posted:
hey there you

*big hugs* Got a job yet? Hey - no pressure

There's gonna be a little PIP for Cass in Sheffield on the 2nd November.....I think. There was some other stuff going on too - I think Drome was headed up there or something. Not entirely sure though cos I was probably asleep when it was being discussed.

But just go on events and check out the sheffield thread - there's always info on there and it'll tell you when you're going to catch the most people together and a good night out someplace too

Anyways - take care little boy

speak soon.
xx

Geologists do it in the dirt................ spank


SpiralOolering Man
729 posts
Location: Farnborough, Hampshire


Posted:
Yup special PIP on the second. Floor and sofa space available at Spiral and Mind Gaps. Book now to avoid dissapointments! Special price to hopers! 100% discount!

Bram....member
1,551 posts
Location: the arms of the Ganja Goddess


Posted:
My shroomies don't come from cow dung, they come from about 5 ft. away from cow dung. and I wash them

You. Its whats for dinner!

As time passes, you realise all the mistakes you amde and the ones you wish you never did make.

The wave crashing on the beach


colemanSILVER Member
big and good and broken
7,330 posts
Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay, United Kingdom


Posted:
diminutive man,

after meeting ya for the first time last week i'm missing the spitz spin tonight i'm looking into getting up to sheffield next weekend though so i might catch ya there if not next tuesday.

*whips out l-skin that i made earlier, blue peter style*

now smoke that and go light up them ropes again

"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood


SmallBoy - xCarpal \'Tunnel
2,737 posts
Location: London


Posted:
2nd? - Rahhhhhhhh
(*Arm being twisted behind back*)
Let you guys know by tomorrow - must check with bank manager
(*Skips off happily*)

Coleman.....tut tut tut, wasn't the same without you. not saying whether it was a good thing or not but it was definitley different...lol
Na seriously you missed an average Tuesday - nothing special....or am I just getting into the whole "Been to all of them and it's getting samey" kinda thing.....hmmmmmm....bummer.
Oh and I wouldn't recommend sleeping with my mum or my sister- lol

(*Tokes on spliff, passes it on*)
(*Goes to get security blanket & dummy*)
Wow, strong stuff dude.....anyone for tea and numerous chocolate biscuit???

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colemanSILVER Member
big and good and broken
7,330 posts
Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay, United Kingdom


Posted:
i'll go for an assam with a little milk, no sugar.

as for biscuits, as far as i'm concerned, if they ain't choccy hob-nobs, it ain't worth me getting out of bed for.

and people call me picky...

"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood


Bram....member
1,551 posts
Location: the arms of the Ganja Goddess


Posted:
I'll take cookie if it has green 'chocolate chips' in it

You. Its whats for dinner!

As time passes, you realise all the mistakes you amde and the ones you wish you never did make.

The wave crashing on the beach


SmallBoy - xCarpal \'Tunnel
2,737 posts
Location: London


Posted:
2nd is a goer if I can confirm that I wont be crashing on a park bench for the weekend.
If the park bench is indoors then this doesn't count but I'm not too much of a fan of the cold or random homeless guys.

Any takers?

Hugz y'all

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SmallBoy - xCarpal \'Tunnel
2,737 posts
Location: London


Posted:
Oh dear, having got everyone's hopes up....me is staying in london that weekend. Buggritt.....

Fanx 4 offers of floor space and stuff & I will be visitin' soon-ish.

Anywayz......

(*Gets beer from fridge, sits down in front of wide-screen TV and puts on copy of blade2. Skins up several spliffs and watches mad special effects type stuff explode onto screen*)

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Kurobeimember
786 posts
Location: The Phire Kru


Posted:
Can we truly say that frolicking farm animal SmallBoy is back in town? Is it really you?

What's been goin on in small-world then, tell us all!!
I got to get out of this place, it's driving me msd and there's only so much I can take of zealous, fanatical ranting..........

whats up with all the limitations?


Bram....member
1,551 posts
Location: the arms of the Ganja Goddess


Posted:
*starts zealous fanatical rantings*

You. Its whats for dinner!

As time passes, you realise all the mistakes you amde and the ones you wish you never did make.

The wave crashing on the beach


SmallBoy - xCarpal \'Tunnel
2,737 posts
Location: London


Posted:
Shhhhh....this is a good bit. (In relation to film)
(*Passes Kuro some beer and a spliff*)

Yes, I iz back, I needed some stability in my life and sadly this is as close as it gets

Well the world around SmallBoy is crumbling slowly and has been for the last 2 months.
(Largely my own fault - I did see it coming - I knew it wouldn't work & I did it anyway coz I'm a dick)
It isn't gonna stop me being happy bouncy peachy person but I may need to break some stuff occasionally.

I'm sure I've ranted it in your general direction already but it's all good......(apart from the unemployment, may have to leave london, whole "heart been thru a blender", ex's put herself back in hospital and other happiness degrading bull-shit) - at least I have fire ropes now and some wicked new D&B.

Looking fwd to the weekend after next coz every1's coming to London and if it doesn't piss it down in rain then we'll do some fire.

I still got lots of mates to hug -
And most of them's cute girls which is wicked.
Who could fail to be happy bouncy????

Big Smileyness

[ 01 November 2002, 05:23: Message edited by: SmallBoy ]

Small Lardy Person In Disguise


colemanSILVER Member
big and good and broken
7,330 posts
Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay, United Kingdom


Posted:
new d&b is it? what ya got...? have ya heard the newer jon b stuff? *very* trancy - as are cause 4 concerns most recent efforts. just one more step and i'll be in my dreamland of breakbeat-based psytrance

*fills another bong for the stressed out smallboy while desperately trying to take focus off of all the bad shit and talk positive*

"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood


SmallBoy - xCarpal \'Tunnel
2,737 posts
Location: London


Posted:
Told u man, I iz alwayz happy bouncy.
(*Tokes on bong anyway*)
Hmmmmm, me has 3 new Aphrodite CD's (Aftershock rocks), and Some complilation efforts
(Addicted to Bass, 40 greatest Jungle anthems, and world dance party by Hype)

All good.
So what's new in your life bud?

Small Lardy Person In Disguise


colemanSILVER Member
big and good and broken
7,330 posts
Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay, United Kingdom


Posted:
new? forwards btb, waistwraps, isolations (almost) hyperloops (on one side), throws and clubs (which i can't use at all!). this is the HOP message board after all!

but in general? getting on with my ex for the first time in 2 years (i say 'getting on with', what i mean is 'can meet up with without either of us getting pissed off'), planning a snowboard trip to canada in january, trying to avoid work on sunday with my dad so that i can go see gms on saturday night and cursing this country's weather - fire in the rain sucks.

i think i'll be there next friday anyway so i'll see ya then. which reminds me, i need more paraffin...

[ 01 November 2002, 06:28: Message edited by: coleman ]

"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood


SmallBoy - xCarpal \'Tunnel
2,737 posts
Location: London


Posted:
"getting on with my ex for the first time in 2 years" - muhahahahahaha.....I know how u feel.
It's the 1st time in 2 years I don't feel tied to her and her suicide attempts (hence me talking about them). Which is good coz otherwise I'd have an ex who wasn't a bestest mate type.

OK OK OK - What's happening next Friday?
I'm loster than a camel in Greenland

I've started getting my poi to do big circles in planes in front of me since I got my new ropes, coz then they make big circles and not weird-ass shapes higgledy-piggledy all over the shop.
(Secretly this means copying Dom lots - shhhhhh)

Oh & I have interviews!!!!!! - Yay...........

FNF - Excuse me honey bun, but you got me all excited and said u was posting me summin'....and now the excitement is becoming too much for my poor smallness to cope wiv (*hint, prod, nudge*)
Muhahaha -

Hugz y'all - x

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