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SmallBoy - xCarpal \'Tunnel
2,737 posts
Location: London


Posted:
Right go directly to the last page, make some tea, say hi, get a and then come back and read this un-interesting spin on an intro

Go on......and take your shoes off.....


Top o' tha morning to everyone.
Just to intro myself to the world:-
I'm Cam & I've been using poi since April 2002.
Hmmm....initially hooked because my mate Laura gave me a go at a warehouse party end of last year and within 10 mins about 10 fit girls came over and wanted a go. (Cool)
Since then I've met sooooo many lovely people that I feel happier than I have done for most of my adult life. On a scientific mission to find a spinner I don't like.....doesn't look like it's going to happen any time soon, you guys are lovely........
Took up staff spinning in November when the great and normally Late Knoxious put on a staff course, and have been doing contact since after Christmas when i purchased myself a decent stick.

I work in London in the city as an IT bod and go out raving about once or twice a month. Call myself SmallBoy as that's what the guys at my last job called me and I come in at about 5'6" Errrrrrmmmmm - what else to say?

Devil stixes - ooops, where did it all go wrong???.........

I am a guy
I am 23 - Edit - wooohoooo - I had a party, I got real messy......say no more.....
I spin poi type implements, (bigger the better when it's on fire) and staff
I am collecting burns and piles of crap (at least it looks like it when you peers into the depths of SmallRoom)
I am IT guru
Live in Hackney
I have a life sized model of the hanging gardens of babylon in the cupboard under the stairs
I have several medals from the last intergalactic ice-cream olympics and my current favourite is still pralines and cream.
I like Green, Bright Lights and Fluffy People - or any combination of the above
Interests include:- hugging sexy poi girls.......
and a looooooong way second:-
free parties, blue smarties, vodka, gin and paraffin,
PC's, THC's, teaching people 3 beat weaves,
Silver spoons, banging tunes, lights, prisms, hedonism,
acting fluffy, being scruffy, Sunshine, fluff, and burning stuff...... -

Previous Signatures (Idea stolen from Colemans thread )
I used to rebel against the system, now I realise it isn't worth the effort or the head****, it does enough damage to itself.

I don't rebel against the system, I created it for the misery of others (SmallBoy's Evil twin)

Insanity is a state of mind.
Sanity is a mind in a state

Hug me I'm ickle

Vote Green..........

Respect, reason and understanding.

Treat others how you wish to be treated

visit www.theworldofsmall.com - x

Missing One SmallGirl

waddafekyagonnadoaboutitt?

Small Person in Disguise

(More to follow)

Humour me, I'm nearly finished.........
Want to start teaching poi classes but need guinea pigs to practice on.......*hint* *cough* *nudge*, oh, mind the cup on the new coffee table, here have a coaster

Big special hugz for BamBam who introduced me to everyone in London and who I have to thank for so much more.
Big hugz for all my closest mates (you know who you are) for making me feel like I have a surrogate family, all the London spinners that make me feel loved and fluffy so often and bring joy into my day, and all the other people in the world for making my life what it is.

Tea is brewing on the side, cakes in the cupboard, straightjackets hanging on the hooks behind the door, please come in, sit down and make use of the beer - xxx


[ 01. November 2003, 01:40: Message edited by: BallSmoy ]

Small Lardy Person In Disguise


Bram....member
1,551 posts
Location: the arms of the Ganja Goddess


Posted:
if you can't keep it in your pants, well...

You. Its whats for dinner!

As time passes, you realise all the mistakes you amde and the ones you wish you never did make.

The wave crashing on the beach


colemanSILVER Member
big and good and broken
7,330 posts
Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay, United Kingdom


Posted:
quote:
Originally posted by SmallBoy:
OK OK OK - What's happening next Friday?
I'm loster than a camel in Greenland

reclaim the beach?
is it not?
am i the lost one?
please don't say its gonna rain?!

"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood


SmallBoy - xCarpal \'Tunnel
2,737 posts
Location: London


Posted:
Cole:- Damn, course it is.....sorry mate.

U Know Nik?

Oh exalted ex high emporer:- "if you can't keep it in your pants, well..."
Wouldst thou please explain these remarks and how perchance your smutty mind came to turn it into something dirty that I cannot fathom.
I'm feeling a bit gutted actually.....I can turn ANYTHING into a dirty remark but this one's lost on me......Help!!!!!

[ 02 November 2002, 08:57: Message edited by: SmallBoy ]

Small Lardy Person In Disguise


colemanSILVER Member
big and good and broken
7,330 posts
Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay, United Kingdom


Posted:
i do indeed know nik. was round his place last night in fact. its in the middle of f**kin nowhere - to give you an idea of how far into nowhere, on the way there i saw a doe, two field mice and a bloody owl! i saw we were doing that 'who do you know that i do too' thing and your name came up - he said he might give ya a bell today.

nik's off to brighton next friday so won't be @ rtb. but i'll drag him back into town sooner or later

"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood


SmallBoy - xCarpal \'Tunnel
2,737 posts
Location: London


Posted:
yeah he gave me a shout 2day and invited me out to aka bar or something like that, but I'm not up for a nights drinking.

He's a diamond, and he said he'd give me a shout if he goes out to the Rex in a few weeks.
Let us know if you're going too.

Anyway it's 9 o'clock on a Friday and I have beer to drink - even if it's one pint and an unavoidable one at that.

Small Lardy Person In Disguise


colemanSILVER Member
big and good and broken
7,330 posts
Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay, United Kingdom


Posted:
i'll be @ the rex tomorrow night if you're not completely broke...

i'm off to the fridge tonight and seeing tenacious d on sunday
been waiting for this weekend for a while!

i'll pm you my mob but if i don't hear from ya i'll catch u next week - good luck with the interviews dude.

keep

"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood


Bram....member
1,551 posts
Location: the arms of the Ganja Goddess


Posted:
quote:
FNF - Excuse me honey bun, but you got me all excited and said u was posting me summin'....and now the excitement is becoming too much for my poor smallness to cope wiv (*hint, prod, nudge*)
Muhahaha -

you know, your smallness

You. Its whats for dinner!

As time passes, you realise all the mistakes you amde and the ones you wish you never did make.

The wave crashing on the beach


lollipurple penguin- soon to be
478 posts
Location: playing with the pixies at the arsse end of the mi...


Posted:
mwa ha ha, i is having lovely 'made in sheffield' ropes too so

tis so bad you is not coming up tomo . err today *doh* though im sure you wont miss treking round the middle of nowhere lol

hugs and fluff and sunbeams
lolli x x


My spelling wobbles. its very good spelling but it wobbles, and the letters get in the wrong place


SmallBoy - xCarpal \'Tunnel
2,737 posts
Location: London


Posted:
Cheers gorgeous.....misses u heaps and stuff.
Yeah sorry 'bout that Mr Knoxious had hisself a superb party bash, although Sunday was complete FUCKING WRITE-OFF.....as is every Sunday when i go out with them wickedy raver types.
Grrrrr- The slow painful white death of going to bed at 8 in the morning.
Sees u when u gets down in 3 weeks? or is Lolli time too limited to spend on us mere mortal types?
Mwa - x

[ 06 November 2002, 02:55: Message edited by: SmallBoy ]

Small Lardy Person In Disguise


SmallBoy - xCarpal \'Tunnel
2,737 posts
Location: London


Posted:
(*wanders in carrying himself a brand new page 8*)
Damn these things are fucking heavy.

(*Sits down to skin up (30 seconds), puts D&B on the stereo and goes off to practice BTB 5 beat weave which he now kicks ass at*)

OMG a poi related post in my intro - what's going on here???

Small Lardy Person In Disguise


_Stix_Pooh-Bah
2,419 posts
Location: la-la land


Posted:
Your voucher is on my page hun!

I honour you as an aspect of myself..

You are never to old to storm a bouncey castle..


Bram....member
1,551 posts
Location: the arms of the Ganja Goddess


Posted:
*slaps Smallboy* Get ahold of yourself man

You. Its whats for dinner!

As time passes, you realise all the mistakes you amde and the ones you wish you never did make.

The wave crashing on the beach


SmallBoy - xCarpal \'Tunnel
2,737 posts
Location: London


Posted:
I do, on a regular basis - lol

Small Lardy Person In Disguise


Bram....member
1,551 posts
Location: the arms of the Ganja Goddess


Posted:
gross, I didn't wanna know that, next you'll be going on about being a smutt superstar, and I have never seen you working on the set when I have been on the 'job', so if you do you are obviously lying

You. Its whats for dinner!

As time passes, you realise all the mistakes you amde and the ones you wish you never did make.

The wave crashing on the beach


SmallBoy - xCarpal \'Tunnel
2,737 posts
Location: London


Posted:
Smutt superstar?

Please explain what that is while I make the tea.

Anyone else for a cup?

Small Lardy Person In Disguise


KatBRONZE Member
Pooh-Bah
2,211 posts
Location: London, Wales (UK)


Posted:
Yes please - 1 sugar

Come faeries, take me out of this dull world, for I would ride with you upon the wind and dance upon the mountains like a flame.

- W B Yeats


SmallBoy - xCarpal \'Tunnel
2,737 posts
Location: London


Posted:
Kewl,
Stix, Bov????

I can see u hiding out there - Come in and grab a seat.

If my taste in music offends u pls feel free to change it, but no classical or opera.....

Small Lardy Person In Disguise


TheBovrilMonkeySILVER Member
Liquid Cow
2,629 posts
Location: High Wycombe, England


Posted:
I don't think I've posted in here yet, so I'll pull up a pew and try to make myself comfortable.

No thanks on the tea, and there's no need to change the music.

Heard anything about that interview on tuesday? It's probably a bit early though I suppose.

But there's no sense crying over every mistake. You just keep on trying till you run out of cake.


Bram....member
1,551 posts
Location: the arms of the Ganja Goddess


Posted:
4 sugars please.
smutt=hardcore porn

You. Its whats for dinner!

As time passes, you realise all the mistakes you amde and the ones you wish you never did make.

The wave crashing on the beach


SmallBoy - xCarpal \'Tunnel
2,737 posts
Location: London


Posted:
Not the one from tuesday (Bastards making me go to Spitalfields in a suit, I ask ya) but I'll know by close of play tomorrow.

Edit to say got me a second interview for this one too.....obviously if it was a woman interviewing me I wouldn't have done - lol

Mondays interview went OK, got a call back and I'll be going for second interview on monday.
If I get it, then I'll be even more hammered next week than this week (If that's possible - lol)

Anyway, I have coffee and beer if u prefer me old china......and some really nice brownies but I don't remember u being into all that.....hmmmmm

In fact, I've also got some chocolate cake if you're interested, which is completely "SmallBoy" influence free (ie you'll be able to get up and walk afterwards - hehehehe

[ 08 November 2002, 07:38: Message edited by: SmallBoy ]

Small Lardy Person In Disguise


SmallBoy - xCarpal \'Tunnel
2,737 posts
Location: London


Posted:
(*Hands tea to Kat & Bram*)
(*Goes off in search of Rizla*)

Hardcore porn u say Mr Bram???

What's that? - I know nothing about adult things coz I iz just a Small Boy and as such innocent in many ways.

(*Finds Rizla, bangs spliff together and goes in search of security blanket*)

[ 08 November 2002, 05:50: Message edited by: SmallBoy ]

Small Lardy Person In Disguise


lollipurple penguin- soon to be
478 posts
Location: playing with the pixies at the arsse end of the mi...


Posted:
pops head round door. .

mm tea can i come crash?


My spelling wobbles. its very good spelling but it wobbles, and the letters get in the wrong place


SmallBoy - xCarpal \'Tunnel
2,737 posts
Location: London


Posted:
Please do sexy lady - x

Tea no sugar was it - I'm useless at remembering things like this -

Small Lardy Person In Disguise


lollipurple penguin- soon to be
478 posts
Location: playing with the pixies at the arsse end of the mi...


Posted:
mm yum thanx gorgeous

*huge hugs* x x

[ 08 November 2002, 06:08: Message edited by: lolli ]


My spelling wobbles. its very good spelling but it wobbles, and the letters get in the wrong place


SmallBoy - xCarpal \'Tunnel
2,737 posts
Location: London


Posted:
Not sure what people wanna do in the way of entertainment.......was watching blade 2 but that seems a little anti-social if anyone else has seen it more than 6 times.

Anything except Jez's dancing marraccas game

(*Bangs head on table*)

Which is what he thinks he's talking everyone into playing Friday night at his house.
(I don't care how many beers he feeds me, it isn't going to happen)

Me :- I'm taking some paraffin and my ropes but hey someone has to bring some sanity back into things.

Talking of which, these bad-boys need a soak in some fluid..........
Refusing to make the next post even though he's bored.......

[ 08 November 2002, 07:40: Message edited by: SmallBoy ]

Small Lardy Person In Disguise


_Stix_Pooh-Bah
2,419 posts
Location: la-la land


Posted:
OO- is the kettle still hot??
Mines Apple and Cranberry with a spot of honey.. Whaddyamean you not got hippy teas.. not to worry I got one here -

By heck it's grim out there I'm cold.. need either a fire, blankie or hug.. so glad it's friday.. I get to sleep more tomorrow..

I honour you as an aspect of myself..

You are never to old to storm a bouncey castle..


Bram....member
1,551 posts
Location: the arms of the Ganja Goddess


Posted:
*wanders in wif some Orange Hawiian spliffs* cheers mate

You. Its whats for dinner!

As time passes, you realise all the mistakes you amde and the ones you wish you never did make.

The wave crashing on the beach


CantusSILVER Member
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom


Posted:
I've got a good idea for a game. How about we tie Jez to a chair and stick him in the lift?

Making sure we push all the buttons so he stops at every floor of course . . .

Just an idea. Not sure where I got it from

Meh


Bram....member
1,551 posts
Location: the arms of the Ganja Goddess


Posted:
sounds like an idea says bram wif a spliff in his mouth

You. Its whats for dinner!

As time passes, you realise all the mistakes you amde and the ones you wish you never did make.

The wave crashing on the beach


SmallBoy - xCarpal \'Tunnel
2,737 posts
Location: London


Posted:
Yay 300 posts

Gives Stix a blankie, a hug and a pocket sized handy travel fire.

C@ntus - lol......great idea......
I wet myself when he told us about that.
Hmmmmmm - (*wanders off to invent a big star trek sized turbo lift so he can make Jez go round all day*)

Small Lardy Person In Disguise


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