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Spin Doctor
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Location: Newbury, Berkshire, England
Member Since: 10th Jan 2002
Total posts: 34
Posted:I searched the forum and found a never ending story sarting in a thread by some troll...Anyway, I thought I'd just re-introduce it. Because I love them.
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)So let's begin...Once Upon a Time, in a land far, far away (Actually, down the road, round the corner and just past the shop) little Miss Piggy was in her back garden twirling her poi, when somebody burst in. It was none other than...


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cutie poi girlie
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Location: porthtowan, truro, cornwall
Member Since: 14th Sep 2001
Total posts: 237
Posted:then suddenly, something large and brown started moving towards her at alarming speed. she realised, too late, it was the walrus-wich promptly fell on her and knocked her out. looking around, the walrus said...

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FirePoi-boy
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Location: Bantry, Ireland
Member Since: 22nd Sep 2001
Total posts: 71
Posted:"Is this story going anywhere? Or is it just a long sene of randome events. with bad speling"Just then in burst a legless octopuss. Which was quite amazing. (as he did not have any legs.) Terence, for it was none other, promtly began to sing a song about......

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Spin Doctor
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Location: Newbury, Berkshire, England
Member Since: 10th Jan 2002
Total posts: 34
Posted:... Twirling poi while cooking bacon in your back garden, when the king of trolls arrives and a large wlarus stomps about. With seacows mentioned in the bridge, the single of this song got released and went to #1 in EVERY chart in the WORLD!!!
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The octupus was so pleased he ...


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Charles
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Location: Auckland
Member Since: 27th Jun 2001
Total posts: 3989
Posted:Rolled around the floor in glee, using his tongue to keep his momentum going until the walrus accidentally him while...------------------Charles (INFERNO)newdolbel@hotmail.comhttp://juggling.co.nz

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cutie poi girlie
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Location: porthtowan, truro, cornwall
Member Since: 14th Sep 2001
Total posts: 237
Posted:trying to spin poi in it's back garden, for this strange place was in fact it's back garden..

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SickpuPpy
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Location: Denver, Co. U.S.A.
Member Since: 27th Nov 2001
Total posts: 1100
Posted:And then Bhudda burst in amidst a hail of machine gun fire revealing the secret of enlightenment "Stand on one leg, expose your navel to the sun and make the sound of one hand clapping." causing everyone in the back garden to....

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Peregrine
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Location: Mystic, Ct. USA
Member Since: 12th Jan 2001
Total posts: 428
Posted:realize that octopi dont have tongues! "we have beaks!" everyone was terribly interested to know that the octopus was actually related to the recently discovered giant mystery squid...international squid of mystery! as they learned he liked to be called. suddenly there was an upswelling of 60's funkadelic music and an amazing light show around the buddha and....

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cutie poi girlie
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Location: porthtowan, truro, cornwall
Member Since: 14th Sep 2001
Total posts: 237
Posted:god burst in, shouting "buddha i challenge you to a duel!" the buddha responded by..[This message has been edited by cutie poi girlie (edited 03 February 2002).]

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Spin Doctor
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Location: Newbury, Berkshire, England
Member Since: 10th Jan 2002
Total posts: 34
Posted:... meditating, god then disappeard in a puff of smoke. Miss piggy was so suprised she ...

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Bendy
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Location: Adelaide, SA, Australia
Member Since: 29th Aug 2001
Total posts: 750
Posted:Woke up from such a ridiculous dream.
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Auspoiboy
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Location: Melbourne Australia
Member Since: 8th Oct 2001
Total posts: 219
Posted:"Oh what a terrible dream i have had," Said Miss Piggy. "I wonder if theres any bacon left for breakfast."Miss Piggy proceeded to walk out into the backyard (where her stove was) and started to make bacon. "HMMMM i wonder how hard it would be to do poi whilst making bacon......"

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DJ Dantana
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Location: Stillwater, Ok. USA
Member Since: 15th Aug 2001
Total posts: 1495
Posted:And as she chews on the freshly cooked bacon she murmers to herself, "gee, I never realized how tasty my Ex-husband is. It's to bad he..."

we eat and we drink and we smoke and we try!

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Bendy
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Location: Adelaide, SA, Australia
Member Since: 29th Aug 2001
Total posts: 750
Posted:had that affair with my ex-boyfriend Kermit. Maybe he will serve to be a reminder to all those pigs who...

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cutie poi girlie
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Location: porthtowan, truro, cornwall
Member Since: 14th Sep 2001
Total posts: 237
Posted:pulled kermit the frog out of thin air and started dancing with him. kermit screamed, causing the troll to...

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