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Location: Newbury, Berkshire, England
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Location: Newbury, Berkshire, England
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I searched the forum and found a never ending story sarting in a thread by some troll...Anyway, I thought I'd just re-introduce it. Because I love them.
(if you don't mind! 
)So let's begin...Once Upon a Time, in a land far, far away (Actually, down the road, round the corner and just past the shop) little Miss Piggy was in her back garden twirling her poi, when somebody burst in. It was none other than...
I searched the forum and found a never ending story sarting in a thread by some troll...Anyway, I thought I'd just re-introduce it. Because I love them.
(if you don't mind! )So let's begin...Once Upon a Time, in a land far, far away (Actually, down the road, round the corner and just past the shop) little Miss Piggy was in her back garden twirling her poi, when somebody burst in. It was none other than...Imagine something witty or profound was here.
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Location: porthtowan, truro, cornwall
237 posts
Location: porthtowan, truro, cornwall
Posted:
then suddenly, something large and brown started moving towards her at alarming speed. she realised, too late, it was the walrus-wich promptly fell on her and knocked her out. looking around, the walrus said...
then suddenly, something large and brown started moving towards her at alarming speed. she realised, too late, it was the walrus-wich promptly fell on her and knocked her out. looking around, the walrus said...
Luv peace 'n' chicken grease Al X x
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Location: Bantry, Ireland
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Location: Bantry, Ireland
Posted:
"Is this story going anywhere? Or is it just a long sene of randome events. with bad speling"Just then in burst a legless octopuss. Which was quite amazing. (as he did not have any legs.) Terence, for it was none other, promtly began to sing a song about......
"Is this story going anywhere? Or is it just a long sene of randome events. with bad speling"Just then in burst a legless octopuss. Which was quite amazing. (as he did not have any legs.) Terence, for it was none other, promtly began to sing a song about......
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Location: Newbury, Berkshire, England
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Location: Newbury, Berkshire, England
Posted:
... Twirling poi while cooking bacon in your back garden, when the king of trolls arrives and a large wlarus stomps about. With seacows mentioned in the bridge, the single of this song got released and went to #1 in EVERY chart in the WORLD!!!
The octupus was so pleased he ...
... Twirling poi while cooking bacon in your back garden, when the king of trolls arrives and a large wlarus stomps about. With seacows mentioned in the bridge, the single of this song got released and went to #1 in EVERY chart in the WORLD!!!
The octupus was so pleased he ... Imagine something witty or profound was here.
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Location: Auckland, New Zealand
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Location: Auckland, New Zealand
Posted:
Rolled around the floor in glee, using his tongue to keep his momentum going until the walrus accidentally him while...------------------Charles (INFERNO)newdolbel@hotmail.comhttps://juggling.co.nz
Rolled around the floor in glee, using his tongue to keep his momentum going until the walrus accidentally him while...------------------Charles (INFERNO)newdolbel@hotmail.comhttps://juggling.co.nz
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Location: porthtowan, truro, cornwall
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Location: porthtowan, truro, cornwall
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trying to spin poi in it's back garden, for this strange place was in fact it's back garden..
trying to spin poi in it's back garden, for this strange place was in fact it's back garden..
Luv peace 'n' chicken grease Al X x
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Location: Denver, Co. U.S.A.
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Location: Denver, Co. U.S.A.
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And then Bhudda burst in amidst a hail of machine gun fire revealing the secret of enlightenment "Stand on one leg, expose your navel to the sun and make the sound of one hand clapping." causing everyone in the back garden to....
And then Bhudda burst in amidst a hail of machine gun fire revealing the secret of enlightenment "Stand on one leg, expose your navel to the sun and make the sound of one hand clapping." causing everyone in the back garden to....
Jesus helps me trick people.
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Location: Mystic, Ct. USA
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Location: Mystic, Ct. USA
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realize that octopi dont have tongues! "we have beaks!" everyone was terribly interested to know that the octopus was actually related to the recently discovered giant mystery squid...international squid of mystery! as they learned he liked to be called. suddenly there was an upswelling of 60's funkadelic music and an amazing light show around the buddha and....
realize that octopi dont have tongues! "we have beaks!" everyone was terribly interested to know that the octopus was actually related to the recently discovered giant mystery squid...international squid of mystery! as they learned he liked to be called. suddenly there was an upswelling of 60's funkadelic music and an amazing light show around the buddha and....
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Location: porthtowan, truro, cornwall
237 posts
Location: porthtowan, truro, cornwall
Posted:
god burst in, shouting "buddha i challenge you to a duel!" the buddha responded by..[This message has been edited by cutie poi girlie (edited 03 February 2002).]
god burst in, shouting "buddha i challenge you to a duel!" the buddha responded by..[This message has been edited by cutie poi girlie (edited 03 February 2002).]
Luv peace 'n' chicken grease Al X x
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Location: Newbury, Berkshire, England
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Location: Newbury, Berkshire, England
Posted:
... meditating, god then disappeard in a puff of smoke. Miss piggy was so suprised she ...
... meditating, god then disappeard in a puff of smoke. Miss piggy was so suprised she ...
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Location: Adelaide, SA, Australia
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Location: Adelaide, SA, Australia
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Woke up from such a ridiculous dream.
Woke up from such a ridiculous dream.
Courage is the man who can stop after only one peanut
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Location: Melbourne Australia
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Location: Melbourne Australia
Posted:
"Oh what a terrible dream i have had," Said Miss Piggy. "I wonder if theres any bacon left for breakfast."Miss Piggy proceeded to walk out into the backyard (where her stove was) and started to make bacon. "HMMMM i wonder how hard it would be to do poi whilst making bacon......"
"Oh what a terrible dream i have had," Said Miss Piggy. "I wonder if theres any bacon left for breakfast."Miss Piggy proceeded to walk out into the backyard (where her stove was) and started to make bacon. "HMMMM i wonder how hard it would be to do poi whilst making bacon......"
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Location: Stillwater, Ok. USA
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Location: Stillwater, Ok. USA
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And as she chews on the freshly cooked bacon she murmers to herself, "gee, I never realized how tasty my Ex-husband is. It's to bad he..."
And as she chews on the freshly cooked bacon she murmers to herself, "gee, I never realized how tasty my Ex-husband is. It's to bad he..."
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Location: Adelaide, SA, Australia
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Location: Adelaide, SA, Australia
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had that affair with my ex-boyfriend Kermit. Maybe he will serve to be a reminder to all those pigs who...
had that affair with my ex-boyfriend Kermit. Maybe he will serve to be a reminder to all those pigs who...
Courage is the man who can stop after only one peanut
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Location: porthtowan, truro, cornwall
237 posts
Location: porthtowan, truro, cornwall
Posted:
pulled kermit the frog out of thin air and started dancing with him. kermit screamed, causing the troll to...
pulled kermit the frog out of thin air and started dancing with him. kermit screamed, causing the troll to...
Luv peace 'n' chicken grease Al X x
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