I have decided I am going to learn a new skill that will hopfully be fun, social and well a good laff a guess. I am taking up poi and today bought my first poi under supervision of the clever dude in the shop in Camden...they are very nice and glow under UV..yay! I have learnt how to do parrallel swings front and back already and can turn around 180deg so i go from front to backwards swings but um thats it...I can't even turn around from backwards to forwards hehe! I aint very good but hell I learn quick, am a good laff and if you want can deliver your babies as I am a trainee midwife. 
Willing to be taught....learn quick and man I am good with a whip!

birds might be able to fly,
but weasels dont get caught in jet engine's
birds might be able to fly,
but weasels dont get caught in jet engine's
well you've come to the right place for poi pals (hehe, that's sounds funny). there's lots of peoples in the london area. i wish i was there
well, come poke around, visit our threads, get to know us. my thread is a bit r-rated just to warn you! we've got lots of tea and cookies in a variety of rooms, a jacuzzi in narr's room, outdoor activites in mand's room (where is she already...she was supposed to be back today!), free hugs in dyke boy's room (although really, we all give free hugs). there's a beach bar with cabana boys to cater to your every whim in vanize's room. beware of lightening, he smells (or so he says. i think he's quite a lovely person). regyt is our in-house pervy lawyer, so if you need any legal advice, i'm sure she'll give it out, but only if you let her spank you.
just kidding (or was i?
).I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.
**giggles**


Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...
pounce, you're the best advertising I've got! When I put out my own shingle, you wanna come be my marketing department?
There are a lot of London folks here to take good care of you. E pluribus unum, baby.

I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.
**giggles**
Willing to be taught....learn quick and man I am good with a whip!

I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.
**giggles**
Willing to be taught....learn quick and man I am good with a whip!
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Cheers Pounce, my poi were my birthday pressie to myself.
Kelly
Oh yeah and as for lawyer person I never get spanked...I DO THE SPANKING!!! Hehe!
I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.
**giggles**
E pluribus unum, baby.
Willing to be taught....learn quick and man I am good with a whip!
she who sees from up high smiles
Patrick badger king: *they better hope there's never a jihad on stupidity*

Is it the Truth?
Is it Fair to all concerned?
Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?
Im in a lonely battle with the world with a fish to match the chip on my shoulder. Gnu in Binnu in a cnu