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Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia

Posted:
This is the official post for the singles in opposition to the love post!

(im going to laugh so much is Vanize makes a singles topic at the same time! lol!)

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

clarence_quackSILVER Member
QuackerJack
1,927 posts
Location: over your left shoulder, Australia

Posted:
 Written by: blu_valley


Awww, my flatmate picks me flowers everytime he comes home drunk... I get a lot of flowers ubblol It's terribly sweet, but we tend to have a lot of dead flowers in our house, and flowerless gardens in our street ubblol




ubblol ubblol ubblol Thats great! Note to self: Find flower picking drunken housemate.

Nutella Brigade Unite!

"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge

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jarleGOLD Member
Lv15 Ranger
1,489 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia

Posted:
Easier: find a housemate, get him/her drunk!

Kupo!

jarleGOLD Member
Lv15 Ranger
1,489 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia

Posted:
My sister has joined the singles - her boyfriend of two years and one day dumped her frown

Kupo!

BrennPLATINUM Member
Will carpal your tunnel in a minute.
3,286 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia

Posted:
Yikes frown

hug for your sister

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DentrassiGOLD Member
ZORT!
3,045 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia

Posted:
gah! this is getting ridiculous. I think for the first time in my life i am reaching the official desperate stage. the lack of winter cuddles for some reason has hit me really hard ths year compared to winters past.

at the moment it is stupidly hard to find another emotionally secure gay bloke in there mid 20s, with a brain, who enjoys outdoorsy active type things. *sigh* its frustrating enough to turn me bi again! its like im in a black hole of unnconnection with the people ive been meeting recently.

at this rate im going to dye my hair black, lauch a myspace profile, and start writing bad poetry.

"Here kitty kitty...." - Schroedinger.

BrennPLATINUM Member
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3,286 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia

Posted:
 Written by: Dentrassi


at this rate im going to dye my hair black, lauch a myspace profile, and start writing bad poetry.



For the love of God, don't go over to the dark side! ubblol hug

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_Aimée_SILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
4,172 posts
Location: Hastings, United Kingdom

Posted:
 Written by: clarence_quack


I've decided. I want a boy that will give me flowers. Not expensive ones, picking them in the backyard is fine. But I really want some!!! I've only ever been given flowers twice- once on my 18th, and once on my 21st. Is that asking for too much?!



I hear you on that one!
I've NEVR been bought flowers frown

However think that this 9 month long stint of singleness is about to come to an end! Fingers crossed biggrin
clarence_quackSILVER Member
QuackerJack
1,927 posts
Location: over your left shoulder, Australia

Posted:
Aimee- If we both happen to remain flowerless for the next 6 months, I'll send you some and you send me some!

Nutella Brigade Unite!

"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge

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_Aimée_SILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
4,172 posts
Location: Hastings, United Kingdom

Posted:
That sounds like a plan!

I like lilys! wink

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FireTomStargazer
6,650 posts

Posted:
clarence - I sent you some... guess I missed on the age appropriate wrapping... ubblol

Here Aimee, have some instant:


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Being single can be great fun... I recently started to bounce the walls -
now I figured that both my neighbourettes were single and sexy... ubbidea and me (after 6 weeks) is moving out rolleyes YAY for introducing ones-self to neighbours in big apartment buildings.... wink

the best smiles are the ones you lead to wink

DentrassiGOLD Member
ZORT!
3,045 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia

Posted:
 Written by: Brenn


For the love of God, don't go over to the dark side! ubblol hug



well if more guys like you came over to the dark side i wouldnt have this problem! wink ubblol ubbrollsmile

"Here kitty kitty...." - Schroedinger.

FluffyZealotnewbie
12 posts
Location: NSW

Posted:
<-- Single..

Also living proof that the girls all tend to like Mr 'Bad boy'... pfft to that :P

At least my poi like me... :P

“Start by doing what's necessary; then do what's possible; and suddenly you are doing the impossible.†-St Francis of Assisi

=Flashpoint=SILVER Member
Pasta of Muppets
2,722 posts
Location: in the interwebs..., United Kingdom

Posted:
STILL bloody single. Aimee, tiger balm? wink

ohmygodlaserbeamspewpewpew!
ubbrollsmileubbrollsmileubbrollsmileubbrollsmile

_Aimée_SILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
4,172 posts
Location: Hastings, United Kingdom

Posted:
 Written by: =Flashpoint=


STILL bloody single. Aimee, tiger balm? wink



eek
Runawaaaaaaaaay!

wink hug
ubblove
FireTomStargazer
6,650 posts

Posted:
<--- Singeler

What's wrong with "bad guys"? At least they can look out for themselves and get what they want - unless they figure that what they got isn't what they want(ed)... Next then come the "good guys" in play and fill the void - temporarily *errm* till the next bad guy comes lurking around the corner. This "funny" cycle repeats periodically until the girls pass the magic "XXXV (point of no return)" and then the good guys get to fill the void with cranky WO-men who are looking to get married within a fortnight and (if they have no offspring yet) pregnant within a year... Wooow, don't hit me, lady - this I was only taking from Cosmo and studies who say that it's more likely for a woman to get struck by lightning or win the lottery, than to find a partner and be happily married after the age of 40 [/extreme simplification]

wink ubblol help footinmouth

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Bubbles_SILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,384 posts
Location: mancunian, United Kingdom

Posted:
 Written by: =Flashpoint=


STILL bloody single. Aimee, tiger balm? wink



tell ya wht pete, if we dont find someone soon lets just get married wink

im fed up with boys, where are they all?!?

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BrennPLATINUM Member
Will carpal your tunnel in a minute.
3,286 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia

Posted:
 Written by: Ze_Bubbles


 Written by: =Flashpoint=


STILL bloody single. Aimee, tiger balm? wink



tell ya wht pete, if we dont find someone soon lets just get married wink

im fed up with boys, where are they all?!?



Hiding from their last dismal encounter smile They're out there, I can assure you hug

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jarleGOLD Member
Lv15 Ranger
1,489 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia

Posted:
 Written by: Brenn


Hiding from their last dismal encounter smile They're out there, I can assure you hug



I don't like this thread any more. I'm being hunted.

Kupo!

BrennPLATINUM Member
Will carpal your tunnel in a minute.
3,286 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia

Posted:
 Written by: jarle


I don't like this thread any more. I'm being hunted.



Diddums wink

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clarence_quackSILVER Member
QuackerJack
1,927 posts
Location: over your left shoulder, Australia

Posted:
ARGH!!! All this talk of tiger balm reminds me of uberoz!

Nutella Brigade Unite!

"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge

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Juggling Jack FlashGOLD Member
Sneaking
1,207 posts
Location: Free falling through time, United Kingdom

Posted:
Did I hear tiger balm?

Shoot for the moon, even if you miss you land among the stars

BrennPLATINUM Member
Will carpal your tunnel in a minute.
3,286 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia

Posted:
I heard tiger balm biggrin

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Juggling Jack FlashGOLD Member
Sneaking
1,207 posts
Location: Free falling through time, United Kingdom

Posted:
I should bring tiger balm on sunday

Shoot for the moon, even if you miss you land among the stars

FireTomStargazer
6,650 posts

Posted:
Just as a reminder: if you really HAVE to use myspace, remember to use a background picture that doesn't have the same colour as your text... rolleyes It greatly helps - IF you want ppl to actually read what you're writing... wink

Oh by the way, girls - choosing a guy who's pragmatic (practical) could make a big difference later on... sunny

the best smiles are the ones you lead to wink

Juggling Jack FlashGOLD Member
Sneaking
1,207 posts
Location: Free falling through time, United Kingdom

Posted:
I know the feeling, you're trying to read it and the background is either too strong to read the words or just the wrong colour, like yellow with orange writing

Shoot for the moon, even if you miss you land among the stars

FireTomStargazer
6,650 posts

Posted:
yupp, or like grey writing on grey background ubblol

the best smiles are the ones you lead to wink

clarence_quackSILVER Member
QuackerJack
1,927 posts
Location: over your left shoulder, Australia

Posted:
The first thing I learnt at uberoz- Don't put tiger balm on your genitals. ubblol

Nutella Brigade Unite!

"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge

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Juggling Jack FlashGOLD Member
Sneaking
1,207 posts
Location: Free falling through time, United Kingdom

Posted:
ubblol 'tiger balm for your nipples, tiger balm for your nipples' *clangs bell*

Shoot for the moon, even if you miss you land among the stars

clarence_quackSILVER Member
QuackerJack
1,927 posts
Location: over your left shoulder, Australia

Posted:
Watching the boys put it on their balls not knowing what it was.. priceless!

Nutella Brigade Unite!

"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge

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Juggling Jack FlashGOLD Member
Sneaking
1,207 posts
Location: Free falling through time, United Kingdom

Posted:
ubbrollsmile ubblol

Shoot for the moon, even if you miss you land among the stars

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